Hello darkness, my old friend
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
It's not fair
>>68001212
Meme club
>>68001212
JUST
Has there ever been more of a meme player?
>>68001212
What happened?
>>68001262
Reus got cut from the German squad
>>68001262
Dropped from Euro squad. He's not even injured, what the hell Germany.
>>68001287
he IS injured you moron.
>>68001287
Apparently he is. Something with his pubic bone.
>kick out Reus
>take Podolski
>>68001317
Podolski brings the banter
Reminder that it's Reus birthday today
>>68001299
Well then blame BBC for not mentioning that.
Rolls Reus the crystal choice
>>68001317
>take a proven motherfucking goalscoring GOAT for the NT instead of a memeing piece of shit that has his own name tattooed on himself
fuck off mehmet you smelly cunt
>>68001359
reus injured again, needs title with bvb, hummels gone, gündoshit gone, henrich mickitiyktiarian next season gone, obama wants to go too.
holy shit after a good season with tuchel everyone wants to go, something is horrible wrong.
maybe tuchel isn't as nice as it seems.
>>68001380
>take a proven motherfucking goalscoring GOAT for the NT
Podolski was a proven goalscorer literally 10 years ago. He's scored a total of 5 goals in the last 5 years.
>>68001385
he will start from the scratch, many new talents to come but this means dortmund will probably choke in CL.
after 2-3 years more dortmund could even win the CL just to seel their best players a year later and the same shit begins as ever.
is he injured or what?
>>68001385
sokratis wants to go too.
i fucking love sokratis would miss him.
>>68001400
nah you're probably right. klose was also a proven goal scorer 5 years ago and he is shit now...
i know "germans" can't detect sarcasm so i will just let you know that i am being sarcastic
>>68001423
>sokratis wants to go too.
Atletico wanted him, doesn't mean he wants to go.
I'm a Bayern fan, but damn, even I feel sorry for this guy.
Players like him, Robben or Gündogan could be so much more if their bodies weren't so ridiculously delicate.
No bellarabi
Cunt löw
>>68001385
>maybe tuchel isn't as nice as it seems.
maybe its just the fact that a lot of players are using dortmund as a springboard to the bigger/richer clubs
they had a good season so now they want to cash in their chips. mercenaries and all that hahaha
>>68001424
klose is not shit. best wm scorer of all times
>>68001414
The problem is then that Buyern will just snatch the best players again.
poor mans sterling
Pubalgia is a bitch eh
>>68001385
No it's just that Dortmund don't pay very well and they don't win anything. Everyone knows winning the league is impossible but they still had 2 trophies that they could have won but choked. That's why people don't want stay there. Though it's ironic that a soft cunt like Mkhitaryan who gets the helium tank ready as soon as he misses a good chance now thinks he could make it in the EPL.
First I'll admit I am fairly ignorant concerning football outside of the UK, but I've seen reus play a few times and he was decent and he has a reputation of being a good player - is he actually sincerely loyal to Dortmund? Or does no one want to buy him?
>>68001455
i just wrote that
> just to sel*l their best players a year later and the same shit begins as ever.
>>68001468
yes, tuchel wanted him for dortmund even if he sucked the seasons before, tuchel made him goat, and now he wants to leave ? what a moron. expensive transfer and he just plays 1 year good and leaves fucking cunt.
>>68001470
waiting for bayern la
>>68001400
He scored the GWG against fener in the cup finale a few days ago.
>>68001470
he's loyal
>It's a thread with more german flags than others
France is winning this so easily
not even funny
baka
Reus on suicide watch
>>68001501
german nationalism on the rise lad
prepare the bikes, we're coming over again soon
>>68001501
kanker kanker
käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse
Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje
Are you fucking kidding me
I'm more mad about Brandt not being in the squad.
Fuck you Löw!
>>68001504
>France is winning this so easily
>With that defence
>>68001501
Sorry but this thread is for people from countries that are going to the Euro only
I dunno why but every time I see Reus I think to myself he'd look really good in a WW2 Wehrmacht uniform
>>68001470
he was very good in gladbach and his first 2 years in dortmund (he was player of the year 13/14 iirc) but since he injured in last small Test before WC14 hes not the same as before.
>>68001532
he is too nervous.
maybe next time.
i hate mustafi, he sucks on the position he plays for NT, he always sucked when he played for NT, i hate this moron.
also his interview where he said that it is so hard to be a football profi without getting 25 million salary.
Can anyone make a löw / reus shop out of this?
>>68001523
schwitzte hümmen höller gehtze deßztze
> the bad guys won the CL
> Hummels to Bayern
> Reus out of the Euro
I'm actually done with this fucking sport
>>68001534
Then why is this thread full of Syrian refugees
>>68001545
i think that about gomez.
You now realize he played through the DFB Pokal finale with injury and it was still in vain.
>>68001565
Put some effort into it next time.
>>68001564
Iktf
:_:
>>68001523
schwein schwein
moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen
Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz
Strange how Bellarabi is the only Muslim who got axed ... meanwhile Sane, Rüdiger, Khedira, Özil, Boateng and Can get to stay ... hmmmm
>>68001589
It's another episode of Germans can't into banter.
>>68001571
Mario is less aryan than Reus, also Reus has that perfect Hitlerjugend haircut
>>68001624
as a german i have to say this käskopp is right.
germans really have no humor, or just really few of them.
>>68001622
Why is Can there, anyway? He's not better than the rest of the players Germany has at DM, and he sucks at RB.
>>68001626
that is right, but gomez still looks like a tall ss guy because of his distinctive face.
>>68001624
>Dutch "banter"
Better focus on things you people are more suited to, like failling to qualify for the Euros.
>all this repetitive /int/b/ tier banter
shame on you
>>68001648
Because Löw will actually play him at RB
>>68001661
better than mustafi.
but i think this time germany will not get far.
>>68001661
haha
and >>68001533 is talking about France
>>68001656
Literally repeated the same joke. Might as well stop trying, Fritz. At least we're still a European country.
>poldi in
>schweini in
>huth not even nominated
>reus out
is löw mentally ill or what?
I know we say this before every tournament, but: might this be the one where we actually don't make the semis?
>>68001686
reus injured.
huth too slow
poldi and schweini muh emotions.
german NT is done.
>>68001624
>le epic /int/ is "banter"
>>68001672
Both have different problems. Löw nominated shitty fullbacks, but a Mangala-Koscielny central defence isn't much better.
>>68001675
>tfw wanted to start a friendly german-dutch banter session
>it turned into /int/
where did the funny jokes go? the ones about bikes and nazis
>>68001687
nah, we're good
Why did Yannick Gerhardt refuse Benfica?
ffs
a season later and he's going to Volkswagen
WE need a CM with good technique, strength, and work rate
>>68001626
Gomez is the realization of the wet dreams of Hitler and Franco.
He's the European fascist Aryan prototype.
>>68001706
Nobody cares about the Portugese league. It's almost as irrelevant as the Eredivisie or the Belgian thing they call a football league.
>>68001706
Didn't he have scarlet fever at the time? I don't think he was in any position to be moving anywhere.
>>68001706
Be glad. Joining Wolfsburg shows that he's a soulless mercenary... you wouldn't want one of them in your team anyway.
>>68001626
reus is a little faggot
Mario is hitlers wet dream, only person more aryan is based Manuel
>>68001706
Imagine her as your girlfrind (._.)
I support Sporting but I am still in love
>>68001706
He felt that he was still too inexperienced to move abroad/leave cologne, plus >>68001719
>>68001727
ikr O_o"!
Aren't Pigstepper, Khedira and Hummels also injured?
And why would you leave Brandt and Bellarabi out but take shitters like Podolski, Gomez and Schürrle with you?
>>68001717
Not true
>>68001723
Same thing happened with Guilavogui last season
>>68001732
You're never too inexperienced to join a top portuguese team, that's what we take care of. But I understand
>>68001675
Maybe you could entertain us with more exciting and fresh jokes about refugees, Wesley? Like how all Germans are now Syrians, I haven't heard that one before. I mean you should have a lot of time on your hands in the coming weeks, it's not like you have to watch your NT at the Euros.
>>68001770
brandt decision was right.
but i would have taken bellearabi for podolski.
>>68001789
no one cares you morons.
this is about the german NT and german bundsliga.
>>68001770
Löw lost the dressing room so he needs some loyalists.
Also #diemannschaft is an advertising project since Bierhoff took over.
>>68001356
HF raus gegen Spanien, wetten?
>>68001809
so cringy.
if other countries call our team Die Mannschaft it is ok but Bierhoff tries too hard to make a meme. what a moron.
So Reus is basically Dortmund's version of Ledley King, right?
I'm crying right now, lads. Royce is my favorite player. Euro 2016 won't be the same without him
>>68001820
Vorrundenaus mit (einen) Punkt
>>68001809
Sadly true. Only reason Schweinsteiger is around... because he's the most recognized German footballer and his name sells the shirts in the US & China.
rolls reus always break down. typical shit british engineering
>>68001808
Guilavogui and Gerhardt both play in Bundasliga fuckwit
So, Bayern's spy is in GNT, right?
>>68001837
i am dortmund fan but royce did not play word class the last months.
i am happy that he won't come back injured from the EM.
>>68001864
wish he was british desu
they wouldn't have discarded him like germany
>no Bundesliga title
>no DFB-Pokal
>no world cup
>no euro
>no driving license
real good decision to go to dortmund, marco
>>68001905
DFB-Pokal will go to dortmund sooner or later.
EM will suck anyways.
but yes, he can't be happy.
>He'll be 29 by the next WC
>Will probably be injured again and never play in a EC/WC
>>68001936
>
robben is still playing really good.
royce still has a chance to win WC
>>68001923
relevant? that would be a pseudo-accomplishment tbqh
![Bastian-toy-312622[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T9GfBYR.jpg "Bastian-toy-312622[1].jpg")
>>68001726
>mfw when i missed the nazi banter
>>68001789
portugese league is irrelevant in europe tho, why can you portugese not accept this?
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>68002031
sad we don't see this at the EC.
>>68001212
less injuries though. Too bad about the world cup
>>68002026
It's the 5th most relevant. Given the budgets, that's a feat
>>68001698
Löw will play Boateng Mustafi Hummels and two wingers that can also put in defensive work. Sounds memey, but it worked out ok in some test games.
>you now realize today is Reus' birthday
>>68002068
>tfw no Lewa bf
>>68001564
Yeap, just play FM win titles with your home team and forget about RL
>>68001212
>Kick out Reus on his fucking birthday
>keep Pololski and Memesteiger
It's not fair.
>>68002103
hes going to be at a high risk of killing himself today
>>68001727
>>68001753
the benfica badge is photoshoped you cucks
>>68001356
Happy birthday Reus Marco.
>>68002085
Nobody cares about it though. England, Spain, Italy, Germany, one team from France. Nobody cares about any other league outside these.
>>68001212
>this guy gets dropped
>le prettyboi do nothing man 2.0 Goatze will get called up
>>68002068
this webm makes me so hard
the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged
royce is known to be THE most hung guy in the bundesliga, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed lewas boipussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself stretched enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with royce barely able to force it past the knob, and lewa moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched all the way.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his boipussy muscles clamping down on royces throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it
>>68001212
Will he finally commit sudoku if Aubameyang leaves Dortumd? I mean how much pain can one man take...
>>68002233
that's so haram
>>68002233
>>68002233
Astagfirullah
>>68002218
One shouldn't rule the validity of a claim by the majorities' agreement
Anyway, there's a Casa do Benfica in Sidney for example
>all these Löw haters
enjoy being proven wrong again
>>68002233
>>68001212
>tfw "Marco Reus" is trending in the USA
What a time to be alive.
>>68001385
also Aubemayang to Halal confirmed
>>68001470
bayern wouldn't spend 80 million euros on a player. especially not on a injury-prone player.
dortmund fans like to delude themselves that it is because reus is loyal.
>>68002233
does Germany take young strikers and shoot them behind the shed before they become famous?
>Reus can't go because he's injured
>Khedira, Hummels and Schweinsteiger (who nobody even knows if he can actually still walk) who are all injured can go
???
>>68001356
is it actually? fifa 16 kept fucking telling me whenever he got the ball
>>68001905
>no driving license
kek
>>68003071
He had a release clause of €25mil before he renewed his contract with Dortmund last year.
Bayern and Real publically spoke about him.
Dortmund were second from the bottom at the time.
man i feel so bad for reus I just wanna adopt him and take care of him. I'll bath him, dress him, tuck him in it at night. Keep him away from the cruel lewandowski and the menacing munich
>>68001212
Better. Id rather not him miss the pre-season.
The EC doesnt matter anyways.
That being said, this is becoming more and more obvious that the DFB and Buyern are in collusion when it comes to player selection.
Not that surprising considering that adidas is the main sponsor of the DFB and Buyern is owned by 40% by adidas.
Imagine >we win this thing and he is missing AGAIN.
>>68003629
You wont.
>lose 2:1 to Slovakia
>Kimmich still in the squad
>Boateng as bad as ever
>no Lahm
>injured Hummels
>injured Schweinsteiger
>no Reus
Germany will lose in the QF, screencap this.
>UNLESS Neuer pulls a Kahn
>>68001212
maybe he can finally get the last operation for his male to female transformation now he's got a bit of spare over the summer
>>68003700
rude tobihannes
>>68001452
>dortmund not a big club
i know you know this isn't true but i hate these players for being such faggots about it. winning 1 title with dortmund or fucking >schalke is worth more than winning 10 titles as BAYERNWINSLOL for our collective memories
>>68001356
>die mannschaft happy birth reus marco
what did they mean by this?
>"die mannschaft"
>>68004943
cringe cringe cringe
thanks bierhoff
>>68004943
>>68004951
Die Crew
Das Kollektiv
Die Riege
I hate germany even more now!
JUST
>le glass man
>le injured more than Robben man
>pubic injury
Needs to stop getting his pussy pounded by Auba
>>68001622
>chimp boateng
Cant stand that overrated cunt. Always crying about das rayciss
>>68005529
>Reus has a secret handshake for every member of the team
How can a man be so based
>>68001624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ_5nehW3A8
>>68007636
http://youtu.be/YVaX-6H0H3s
>>68001212
>Be pefect blond man
>Get dropped in favor of "German" shitskin Emre Can
Don't forget to pray 5 times a day, Deutsche bros
>>68007682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drFsXLChrWc
>>68007744
http://youtu.be/mCO0j0sqj70
