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Dire skedge edition
wogs out subedition
Old thread >>67966621
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first for great weather
tennis acca of the gods:
(3.26 odds)
simona halep
david ferrer
murray
Lets go pens
So I'm quite fucked to be honest.
Need 1000£ to make rent for the next two months, and I've only got 700£ saved up. No more student loans untill August, and my savings account is nearly empty.
Got 40£ on unibet I'm gonna try to double a couple times.
tl;dr NEED 3-4 locks around evens before july
>>68001103
You can't get a job?
>>68001118
>being a wageslave
>>68001119
I'm not.
I'm saying this lad should get some temp work to get his shit unfucked for the meantime.
>>68001118
I hope so, but no luck so far sadly. Been steady applying since september
>>68001138
Get on Serbia today then.
Israel squad dire.
Guys. Reback Simona Halep @4.
Fucked as well. Would LOVE some money loaned out to me
>>68001347
Fuck OFF, juve. If you gave a free good tip you can stay.
Need someone to think up some new characters for /bet/ tbqh
Getting my overdraft bumped up to £1500 lids
need some world bets to speculate this capital on.
>>68001401
Have a few private ones up today ;)
>>68001464
1.5k on Bautista
>>68001347
I've just come back from back to back bans, and i'm wondering why you're still here.
Why are you here.
Starting to think that juveguy isn't some dire gimmick and actually some oblivious cretin who thinks he makes non-cancerous contributions to the threads.
>>68001529
this
>>68001575
still better than that portuguese poster we have here
First write in 4chan
feeling ganged on :(
>>68001665
Well what are you doing. You don't need a trip at all.
You don't offer tips because you're not shrewd enough to research and find something worth actually tipping here or on that statpadding TT account.
You're the worst kind of character because your not even a gimmick, you're the /bet/ wiki entry for penny punting slug.
Just give the man a tenner ffs
let's try and move away from tripfag shitposting.
Kenya and Sudan.
Under 1.5 could be a decent shout, neither team have amazing attacking intent, neither team are particularly threatening.
alternatively if you're not a fan of unders, the draw could be a decent bet, through 1 goal handicap or straight 0-0
Am I an underrated footie tipper?
>>68001738
cringe
>>68001613
How did Oblak play yesterday? Next time you post here at least do some reserarch you dumbfuck, dont pretend to know what you're talking about when you clearly have no idea.
Nigger drug addict
anyone taking this chance to put money on djokovic?
>>68001782
Too low.
2-0 vietnam, you can't make this shit up.
cooma tigers surreal, uac
>>68001738
adding on, Luxembourg, nigeria might be decent for Away and under 2.5 goals.
Luxembourg are a typical minnow side, albeit not quite as weak as say san marino, but they don't tend to concede as much as andorra and their ilk at home.
The Nigerian team have great attacking options with a few decent EPL players, their international form isn't great though so I think 0-2 or 0-1. Either way, under 2.5 goals and away might be a decent bet with okay returns
>>68001805
Syria -0.5 from here
Why don't all spreads contain a half-point?
I don't understand why sports books would ever want a tie. They make no money and have to go through the hassle of paying back the pushes.
If the lines are engineered to split the action equally on both sides, it makes sense for the book to want the bets to resolve (either way most of the time) so they can make money (at least) from the commissions.
>>68001801
what would you take?
>>68001812
Surreal hedging tbqh
>>68001826
Nothing yet. Rain delay doesn't favour Djok, he didn't look convincing at all plus Bautista is an underrated up and comer.
See how Djok comes out, would take the 3 - 1 set score if Djok looks like actually holding his fucking serve.
>>68001861
good advice i'm sure. i didn't see the play before rain but his odds are stupidly low for someone who's a set down and playing badly.
Bautista +6.5 @1.72?
Nibs
>>68001679
This. Given up thinking Juve is a character, he's just a retard. Tripfags are always unnecessary unless they serve a purpose.
pmsl
>>68001551
Rep Ireland @ 1.8 is so tempting
>>68002082
It's a bet.
Can't wrap my head around the drift.
Need a HUGE bet lads.
>got on Karvina u19 just in time
>come to /bet/ to aftertime it
>>68002134
Me to get my ass chewed out by the ladyfriend @1.5
>>68002082
>not having ireland to win the euros @151
need vietnam to stay u2.5 like air
>>68002134
Sudan +0.5
Hungary W -1
Slovakia u18 -0.5
My pre stakes for the day
>>68002134
Been working on O/U lines for 'number of birds shagged by Euan on holiday'.
>bet365 still showing OTB for Catania- argentina
>kick off in 20 minutes.
wut
Shaking @ that England squad. Its actually coming home.
Anyone have team sheets for Slovenia u21 Azerbaijan u21? Slovenia -1 @1.83 seems a bit low to me
Which tipsters do you highly recommend following regardless of price? Feel free to check my tipsters and see if some crusial ones are missing. Thank you! Love TT.
zimbabwe - uganda should have started already
>>68002511
Called off.
Players ate all the grass off the pitch.
>>68002528
hahaahahahhaha
>>68002511
It's 1-0 Zimbabwe in the 12' lad
apologies for the 6th former question but:
why has my bet 365 deposit bonus that i was in the process of turning into settled bets vanished? is there a time limit on how long you have? only activated it on saturday
>>68002591
>
Alrighty I see it now. Better stay u2.5 ffs
>giving out 9 cards in an hour in a friendly game
Ref seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed or something
>>68002637
Need a 3rd goal like AIR.
preferably Serbian.
NONOS37GR is the worst tipster on the entire site. Feel like I've paid a fiver to the mafia ffs.
Is there any way I can have my money refunded? I'm unfollowing him regardless
SUDAN 111111111111111
>>68002664
>preferably Serbian
'no'
>>68002716
Take the lttl rat to trade in standers
>>68002733
Yeah can someone post that message pls so I can inbox him
Who rebacking Sudan here
>>68002758
Game ends in a draw senpai
cheeky tenner home or away @ serba-switz
>>68002732
:^)
Serbia U21 team is world, dunno why you doubted
another cheeky tenner on o3.5
Surely this is great value:
Austria v Malta
Austria winning margin 4+ @2.05 is literally free money?
>>68002887
up millions
>>68002911
This is on the basis of Czech Republic v Malta ended 6 - 0, and Austria is better than the Czech Republic. Then again, nobody needs to impress anymore for Euro selection because the deadline is/was today. Regardless, surely at least a cheeky double on O4.5 1st half Asian corners and Austria/No (result, both teams to score) is worth mortgaging the house for @2.43?
Who up very very nicely from Pironkova? And what a QT too
im on slovenia u21 -1
>>68003144
They won 4-1 3 days ago, why would the odds be 1.50 for even a regular win?
>>68003169
Teams often rotate in the second leg, give time to squad players
>>68002792
Have you seen the team Kenya are fielding? Literally children
anyone got a stream for hungary slags?
is anyone watching this slovenia game? PMSL
>>>>68003042
If I remember correctly, the team that was out for Malta the other day was more or less made up of milkmen and lorry drivers, they might actually give a shit today.
Still Malta are dire, I'd still expect Austria to rape them, depending on the team they put out
Need Judge Kurt Drago's thoughts
>>68003244
Austria/No seems to be decent odds @1.33, even if 4+ is a bit optimistic. Looking for something equally safe so I can chuck my bankroll on it.
>>68003269
Skyping him now senpai
AZERBAIJAN
111111
NEED some easy money. My account is running low thanks to stupid 90+ minute goals
>>68003332
REBACK LARGE
>>68003333
nice repeating digits.
Surely Austria v Malta?
Keep backing Bosnia you morons, didn't realise you were allowed to bet during sociology.
Think I'm in love boys.
Just want Tsvetana to wrap her sweaty legs around me neck
put my entire bankroll on slovenia u21
>>68003379
I can't find a stream, it looks like a sweaty game, I have £10 on this - £5 on Slovenia win @2.05 and £5 on Slovenia -1 AH. Tempted to put £5 on Azerbaijan to mitigate potential losses @3.6
Slovenia -0.5 2 1st half is THE euro bet of the day
>>68003425
>10 pounds sterling
>talking about mitigatting potential losses
Penny-punting pseudo-shrewdies pls leaves REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68003438
*international match bet
>>68003463
I have to start somewhere, right? Make my mistakes before just chucking hundreds of squids on a game.
>>68003438
Why
What do I bet on the Slovenia game?
>>68003473
is this 2x40 or 2x45?
cheeky £13.75 on Slovenia HT/FT
>>68003491
just wins
SLOVENIA
11111
SLO 111111111111111111
>>68003489
Make mistakes quietly. /bet/ isn't your spreadsheet or your blog, no one cares about your babby stakes. Lurk moar
>>68003514
I haven't been in the thread are Israelis fielding a shit selection?
>>68003504
didnt have any time to back anything else ffs
>>68003531
You don't speak for me you prick let him post whatever
SLO HT LARGE
streams for slovenia?
>>68003561
Unibet's got a stream on the livebet section. That's where I'm watching anyway. Azerbeijan absolutely dire
>>68003531
Not using it as my spreadsheet or my blog, trying to get advice on what more experienced bettors think good value for money is before blindly flinging my babby stakes onto something.
I'm trying to learn about your obscure/niche Asian markets, and your wide spreads, babby stakes means I'm not wasting money on shit I don't properly understand yet.
small staking Azerbaijan 1/2 HT FT @21
>>68003592
Azerbaijan/Slovenia I mean
simply wins
>>68003561
http://www.usagoals.me/football/1578462/1/slovenia-u21-vs-azerbaijan-u21-live-stream-online.html
>>68003583
By all means, bet small if you don't know what you're doing. Just lurk more before posting
Any lizards ahead today lids?
>>68003626
I usually do lurk, I've only posted for the Austria/Malta potential, and now this one. I'll return to eternal silence now, thank you for showing me the error of my ways, oh worthy one.
I have £100 on dusk till dawn 3:40 towcester
>>68003662
Don't worry, if I've learnt one thing it's to not stop posting
>>68003674
I've lurked enough to know you're 100% wrong on this.
how does slo not score that
Got a monkey on Serbia tonight
Who /playingwithfire/ here?
>gf birthday today
>spending the entire day with my ex
>still haven't gotten her a present yet
>>68003765
the fuck are you doing son
>>68003350
It's half term lid...
>>68003771
Are you really living life to the fullest unless you are suffering 24/7?
>>68003765
>>68003824
Have sex
>>68003592
>>68003609
hope you got on, lads. Down to 2.75 now.
AZERFUKK
2222
PMSL
>azerbeijan scores
>>68003824
Love this gimmick
Never listening to bet ever again
pmsl down insane. Cheers hass again lid
Hassan just CANNOT win a bet
>>68003873
>only put a fiver on
ffs
>>68003890
Azerbaijan/Slovenia was the best. Why didnt you listen to the shrewder anon?
>they didn't get on the fix
pmsl /bet/ mafia hup
ffs these fucking slovenian cunts, they're losing against fucking uglier people than portuguese
cashing out my slovenia win
Has Euan lived long enough to see himself become the villain?
>>68003592
up SPASTIC
>>68003950
>not putting it all on 4-2 CS
these fucking play suspensions at the tennis games due to rain
Why on earth have ladbrokes removed asian handicaps
fml lads, fml.
slovenia genocide when?
Ian's 11th day on holiday, must have cost a fortune
How are Slovenia so shit? That's 2 off target shots when they've been about 3 inches away from the goal, I could do better with my mates, fucks sake.
>>68004203
THIS
>>68004203
They're just trying to make the price better for you m8
>>68004244
i choose to believe this
Eyes on TPS u20 rball
>>68004251
A shame if you aren't backing DC @1.8
>>68004244
I don't need a better price, I just need them to get a goal so I can cash out before they choke again.
are slovenia the england of football?
gonna shower, when I come back 3-2 slovenia
cashing out for 77p
fuck you for making me bet on them
Azerbaijan is full of dirty fuckers, I've counted 5 yellows and 1 red in the past 25 minutes.
Slovenia's striker is abysmal in front of goal, ie,the place he should be good at.
>>68004457
Also, Azerbaijan's keeper time wastes like there's no tomorrow.
>>68004475
why would you time waste if there was no tomorrow? I'd personally make every last second count.
>>68004509
pml
>>68004363
Go buy yourself a mars bar and settle down
>>68004475
>wastes like there's no tomorrow
>>68004532
what
azerbaijan. fucking azerbaijan
I fucking give up on baseball
AT LEAST GIVE ME 2-2 SLOVENIAN FUCKERS
Slovenia pmsl
w2chase slovenia losses
may as well put some money on Israel beating Serbia after this slovenia shit show
>>68004676
>he didn't bet on race to 9 corners
That's half my bankroll gone, thanks Slovenia you lazy fucks.
>>68004696
Was tempted to go for O14 corners @8.00, but was too chickenshit.
WHAT THE FUCK SLOVENIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68004676
Serbia win both to score
Just made a 188bet account lads, what is the next step?
>>68004738
lose money
>>68004738
>>>/epl/
>>68004738
show them your income and occupation, or you cannot withdraw funds, apparently.
Ireland win both halves
Poland to make the semis is WORLD
lads, lads, lads can we not hate on Slovenia please? I'm half slovenian.
That being said, we're pretty bad at soccer, other than the goalie position. But we only have 2M people
>>68004919
Azerbaijan scored two times against the goalie. pmsl
AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@2222222222
>>68004958
>(you)
>Poouan and his 3rd world bookies
has there ever been a more >Euan bet?
>>68005170
no, doesn't win either desu
>ARP stealing tips yet again
>following Estonia bets from people who aren't Estonian
>>68005214
from who?
>>68005202
moving_lines pls go
>>68005219
pmsl somebody else using the account posted this as a tip at the same time, wasn't stolen
>>68005219
>didn't even research that the outfielder was their keeper last year
Zzz
>27 minutes with no goals
>on O6.5
want to cry
>>68005241
>bubblegum babbies
have sex please
F L O O D G A T E S
>this ARP bet
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68005326
why?
Vintage Euan tbqh
Having a right mare with the football but tennis might just save me.
large on Nigeria -1
TT looking like shambles. Gonna post a tip of my own to get some green in the place
>not on
What do I pay Estonian for?
The absolute state of today's tips
Reminder that I have a -85% yield out of /bet/'s tips
>>68005370
Got a smed on myself, dat guy Iwobi is starting
>arp
hahahahahahahah zzzzzzz
>>68005414
According to my spreadsheet, I'm down on both anon bets and Euan pmsl
>>68005419
>>68005422
whats the problem, lads?
>>68005419
>(You)
>>68005414
What is the tip for today lido
Who here lifeling /Ireland/
Nigeria -1?
Nigeria HT/FT?
What's your take lids?
>>68005484
IRELAND.
Euan really is a bubblegum king
>>68005552
yield boosting
>>68005552
>>68005582
Is yield the same as ROI?
>>68005600
student pakis out
TPV U19 is the pseudo bet of the day and worth a small
>>68005484
I was thinking of Bohemios-Miramar overs but for some reason Bohemios has been a low scoring team despite being the best in the division. Also climate is really humid so the line is fair. Handicaps for the three games are fair too. Would have to give inplay but I won't be online. A big plus on stockolmo would be something to look out for
>>68005630
Okay see you later
>>68005502
X/2 tbqh
guess the account
>>68005761
>ARP
these 2 tips wont help pmsl
Need 4 more goals in the Tarvas game or I am smashing up the flat.
REALLY not confident about this Tallinna tip tbqhwy... Dreading to think how many 10NOKS I'm going to be down.
E U A N
U
A
N
OLS worth another go this week lids?
>ARP
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW
FUCK OFF ARP YOU CUNT
DOWN INSANE
Who will become the new king of bet
>>68005948
Euan has been king for a while now. Not sure why we need a new one.
>big difference to Asia
>7/10
o i am laffin
>>68005961
Perhaps because he's a seething loser?
>>68005940
>>68005945
>7/10
who's Euan
>>68006010
Euan is a scotsman
>>68005989
I thought football was played on the pitch, not on paper lid
In a very bad place right now
>>68006051
Don't worry lid, as long as you have coin on Ireland you'll be fine
You don't need money to be happy
>>68006023
HE WEARS A SCOTSMAN'S HAT
cashed out for 10% of my stake. Might as well take it
Anyone else on Nigeria? Luxembourg playing 2nd choice, not that it should matter
>>68006023
where can I find his bets?
>>68006069
HE COULD'VE TIPPED IN ASIA
>>68005948
Look at the tips people are on now and decide for yourself. One is losing, one is Marathon only and the other is widely available and in Asia and winning.
>>68006079
Monitoring, but not convinced yet. Afraid it might end in a draw
if all the /bet/ tripfags were on a balloon, who'd you vote off first?
