>Wed, MLS
Philadelphia Union vs Columbus Crew SC, 7pm EST
DC United vs Seattle Sounders, 8pm
Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes, 10:30
>Thurs, MLS
NYCFC vs Real Salt Lake, 7pm
FC Dallas vs Houston Dynamo, 9pm
LA Galaxy vs Sporting KC, 10:30
No games this weekend, unless:
>nasl.com
>uslsoccer.com
First for Colorado
why so early?
>34 posts early
>not linking in the previous thread
waiting for le do it 4 free man to prune this thread
>>67998690
>not knowing where the old thread is
Who's mad?
First (er, Fifth) for Seattle Dynasty.
UNION
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>>67997959
i didn't know there were so many illegal aliens in DC
>Soon: me edition
>>67999031(me)
i like this pic 2bqh
>>67999635
I'm sorry, I'm drawing a complete
>Blank
Soon fag, what euro teams to you like?
>>67997959
Are these fans of a Mexican team? I'm confused.
>>67999298
>Open Cup babbies
>No games this weekend, unless:
NASL stacking all the games on Saturday
>>Open Cup Third Round starts TOMORROW
>>68000562
is it finally the Union's year?
http://www.espnfc.com/italy/story/2883675/giuseppe-rossi-regrets-choosing-italy-over-united-states-agent
The USSF shouldn't have picked him if he was available
The problem the dual nationals is they aren't screened well
>>68003774
it's up to the players on who they represent
>No women's Soccer thread
Stay butthurt, betas.
>>68003953
A little but, but if they're only accepting the call-up because they want to play in the world cup and not because they want to represent their country then they should fuck off
Rossi is regretting his decision for the wrong reasons
>>68004158
wtf is wrong with you? make a nswl thread if you want to talk about it so much faggot
>>68005109
>liking women
>gay
Oh, internet.
>>68005216
>vaginas
>not gay
come on son
>>68005274
So we're all lesbians!
Anyway, back to sports.....................
>>68005541
>wimmenz sawker
>"sport"
Pick one, friend
>NASL
>>68005580
>not choosing lesbians
>>68005610
>6/4
Ft Lauderdale Strikers vs NY Cosmos, 7 EST
Carolina Railhawks vs Jacksonville Armada FC, 7:30
Tampa Bay Rowdies vs Ottawa Fury FC, 7:30
Miami FC vs Indy Eleven, 8pm
Rayo OKC vs Minnesota United FC, 9pm
>>68005610
>>68005706
>http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
>14 this week
OH MAMA
>>68005541
spotted the newfag
>>68005738
Games. 14 games.
Sorry, busy spanking it to lesbians.
>no MLS games for days
What the fuck am I supposed to watch? Baseball?
>>68005773
Clean your room Matt.
>>68005773
Yes
>>68005773
Slate of games tomorrow
Plus Canadian Championship
>>68005871
speaking of the roody poos i was actually visiting st petersburg over the weekend. they let me go inside and gave me a little tour of the stadium. it was bretty neat.
>>68005871
Superior OP image choice
>>68005871
>Canadian Championship
Literally what.
waiting for green and purple kits
>no one ever posts MLS webms.
Lets fix that lads.
>>68006661
>memorize all the MLS cities
>memorize the mascot for every MLS team
>be expected to memorize which corporate sponsor goes on which jersey
NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>68006761
>He doesn't know the corporate sponsors/what the jerseys look like.
>>68006761
Quick reference for you m8, off the top of my head, with their industry in parentheses:
CHI: Valspar (paint)
CLB: Barbasol (shaving cream?)
COL: Transamerica (financial services)
LA: Herbalife (nutritional supplements pyramid scheme)
SEA: Xbox (consumer electronics)
POR: Alaska Airlines
SJ: Sutter Health
RSL: Lifevantage (financial services?)
DAL: Advocare (nutritional supplements)
HOU: BHP Billiton (mining)
VAN: Bell (telecom)
MTL: BMO (banking)
TOR: BMO
NY: Red Bull (beverages)
NYC: Etihad Airways
NE: United HealthCare
DC: Leidos (defense contracting)
PHI: Bimbo (bread)
ORL: Orlando Health
SLC: Ivy Funds (financial services)
>>68007080
Meant SKC, not SLC.
Shit, why do I know all of this offhand anyway
>>68007080
>MTL and TOR are the same
What the actual--
>Pyramid scheme
Well yeah
>>68007111
WHY INDEED
>>68006088
Thinking about making a new thread just for the USOC
>>67999774
Liverpool mainly but I don't follow them close at all. I watch almost all their games but don't always know about every single transfer n shit. Besides that if I had to choose teams in other leagues- barca, Dortmund (Klopp), and juve (zidane juve was my first kit)
>>68005109
Don't kid yourself, this is /mls/ only by name. American soccer is what it actually encompasses.
nwslfriends barely even post, you getting this triggered will only make them want to post even more.
>>68007566
>liverpool
>barca
>dortmund
>juve
i'm not even remotely surprised.
>unexpected injuries
>need to make 4 transfers this week in order to have a fantasy starting XI
FUCK
Stupid soccer faggots
>>68010105
It's actually properly referred to as "football" my angry friend :) this thread is for discussion of the greatest sport in the world, the worlds game.
now did any of you catch that premier league match the other day? What a blinder that was mates!
>>68008805
this p. much /mls/ itself is what allowed the inclusion of lower league shills and NWSLshills, this is all by our own hand, for better or worse
>USL is 9-3 against NASL from 2012-2015
KEK
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EXPOSED
X
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http://fiftyfive.one/2016/05/infographic-interleague-play-us-open-cup/
>>68011282
NOICE
Stupid Soccer Faggots
>>68011801
Bruh
Handegg
LMAO
>>68011801
We're all gay for not being on /v/ so no one's perfect.
>beefcake holding flag in background overshadows the qt latinas
>>68012042
>latinas
I legit thought DC was 100% either black or Congressman.
>>68005871
8 of 9 NASL teams playing this round at home this year, compared to 4 of 9 last year
Don't expect another oh-for-seven kind of night
>>68012450
>ussf protecting D2 babies
>>67999635
>tfw it was already 100 degrees out today
>>68013073
>105+ by the end of the week inland
Help
>>68013171
they said it was going to be 93 today, and it hit 103
>tfw they are saying fri is 98 and it's gonna be 108
>>68013073
>tfw forecast calls for rain
I'm ready for round two
>>68013073
>not enjoying based summer
>>68009655
the good teams were the only ones who got coverage in USA back then. Somehow I remember Leeds being on TV a lot back then too. Id probably be a Lyon fan if the french league was ever on tv...my friend was from lyon.
>>68012450
Bring it.
NASL to our god given first division when? We'll beat usLEL and mLELS easily.
>>68014735
This has never been a good meme, be gone with ye
>>68014766
>NASL has the best winning percentage in this time period vs. MLS
Don't ever respond to me again mlels tripfag
>>68014789
>NASL has the best winning percentage in this time period vs. MLS
what the fuck does this even mean
>tfw no qt canadian gf
jdimsa
>>68014857
scroll up dunce
>>68014789
>>68014937
>win less than half of games vs MLS
>WE SHOULD BE TOP DIVISION
>>68014964
>top division league owned by NFL billionaires
>struggles to beat 2nd division
lmao try again
>>68014857
compared to other lower leagues
2nd division has a better record vs the 1st division than the 3rd and 4th divisions do? color me surprised
Is your body even ready for tomorrow, anon?
CREW
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>>68015185
Keep moving those goalposts anon, someday your league won't be a laughingstock
>>68016249
Meant to point to >>68015063
>>68016249
>MLS
>laughingstock
There's just too high a percentage of Americans who fear/hate something just because it's new. Eventually they get used to it and STFU (or die of old age, anyway).
>the first touch of Zardes going to Galatasaray
Please, free us Turkey.
Stupid Soccer Faggots
>>68016746
>not liking the hometown kid
Come on kid.
>>68016783
>implying there aren't more hometown kids waiting in line behind Zardes
>>68016808
McBean sure, but Brucie loves his geriatrics.
>>68016831
McBean, Lassiter, Mediola, and if they can stay healthy Villarreal and BJ.
>>68016871
Good for usoc I think.
>SOUN
>>Open Cup Third Round starts TODAY
>>68017425
OKC @ OKC had better have a fight break out.
At least a rap battle.
>>68017748
The shenanigans have already started
http://newsok.com/article/5500575
I'd be surprised if something DIDN'T break out
>Soon: too busy to soonpost later edition
>>68012190
ms13 is big there
>>68017425
>Rayo OKC.
Still disgusted by this name, desu.
>>68020244
better then energy fc
>>68018267
the fuck are you talking about, maybe to a tiny degree in the far out suburbs.
> SUBS: Bruno, PC, Nuñez, Blandon, Maicon Santos
Don't know why I'm doing this
They aren't streaming it
>>68022233
>>68020244
Just wait until Celtic USA and Eibar USA enter the NASL like they're rumored to.
why do these fucking podunk little towns not have at least one fucker with a camera to live stream their shit?
>>68022909
They're filming it but won't put it online until later
Really just quite stupid
Find a photo in MLS withmore talent
Profit:You can't
>>68023330
Ok. I'll take a picture of the Union squad warming up later.
Strikers-Kickers are currently in a 30 minute weather delay
It's tied 1-1
>>68023485
Why are they playing at 10 o clock in the morning
>nycfc cucked out of a tv broadcast by the Jankees
>>68023662
http://www.strikers.com/news/2016/05/31/us-open-cup-statement
Should the men sue USSF for equal pay?
>>68023849
England's brave Matt Jones is starting for Union tonight.
>Work Saturday-Wednesday and not able to make subs because of stupid weekday games
Fml
>>68022401
Eibar is supposed to be resurrecting the Philadelphia Fury; the affiliation is just to get American players to Europe.
God damnit the NASL shills are already starting to get cocky because they won one fucking game. I mean they avoid the sweep and good for them but don't take your victory over a mid-table USL side in possibly one of the most pathetic PK shootouts I've seen in years as a fucking MANDATE.
>>68025953
>American players to Europe
Fuck that shit
>>68025953
I might go check them out, aren't they supposed to be playing in NJ though? Might be a pain to get to.
>>Strikers/Kickers already over
Lolwut
>>68026042
It's part of a plan by the president of the ASL to develop players with a pipeline that goes ASL->NASL->[European Affiliate]->[Sell for a fat stack of cash].
Could be a good thing if it works and gets reinvested in player development here, but the model seems too close to minor league baseball for me.
>>68026367
No
Fuck it
I don't want more players turning into rentboys for Yuros
Who else /wildcard/ this week?
>replacement laptop cable lost in the mail
>gonna miss the open cup tonite
Reeeeeee
>>68026075
They're talking up Rowan University's stadium, which is apparently doable on mass transit but you have to go farther out of town in the same direction as the Union, so the placement doesn't make much sense for a "Philadelphia" team.
>>68023849
>>68023849
>>68026618
Take your butthurt back to plebbit.
>>68026706
No fuck that I'm enjoying seeing the WNT get BTFO. If they think their work justifies higher pay they can negotiate on those terms, but once they made it out to be some kind of gender equality thing they became open to this sort of rebuttal.
Best game tonight?
>>68026749
Rhinos - Bhoys
followed by OKC - OKC
>>68026749
Dallas getting revenge. Galaxy home games are always good too.
>>68026789
Shit, guess those are tomorrow night.
>>68026789
>>68025969
lol get fucked mlels cuck boy
Can someone tell me which DCU goalie is starting tonight? Why didn't Worra start vs SKC?
>>68026740
That's fine, we're just telling you to enjoy this faggotry someplace else.
>>68026927
Not the same person posting the screenshots.
>>68026789
>Good games are tomorrow
For shame
>Dallas getting revenge
>Getting 5-0'd against a Coyle Dynamo
>Going up against a Barret Dynamo
Bruh I think its time to hope for a tie.
>>68027006
>Dallas
>relevant
>>68026926
Almost certainly gonna be Hamid. He's back from injury.
>>68026556
>mls
>developing young players
so they can be rentboys for mls?
Markus Halsti, after not making an appearance for DC this year and getting his contact bought out, played 90 minutes in Finland's surprising draw with Belgium
TONIGHT
Who to captain?
>>68027951
Sapong
>>68026367
I think one of the NASL owners literally said they want to be Europe's Triple-A.
Fuck that noise.
>>68028200
to be fair, most of the world is exactly just that. They're just trying to make money and hopefully reinvest it back. MLS is trying to get a monopoly on domestic soccer while USSF does nothing about it.
>>68028291
>>68028200
there's difference between being a stepping stone and being a straight-up pipeline
don't become a Yuro feeder franchise
>>68028341
And rather become a MLS feeder league with B teams/II?
nah
>>68027951
Valeri.
Now, should I pick up Higuain or Slippy G?
>Bench: McCarthy, Anderson, Gaddis, Creavalle, Alberg, Ilsinho, Servers
Btw the weirdest thing to happen to me on FM was French NT coach Deschamps watching Philadelphia Union forward Maximiliano Urruti multiple times
>>68029325
>subs: Stuver, Ashe, Swanson, Martinez, Casey
>>68029752
>Starting XI v @JaxArmadaFC: Cooper, Woodbine, Ferguson, Lasso, Adjetey, Marini, Portillo, Hackshaw, Chang, Tsonis, Williams #usoc2016
>>68029427
>Mohammed Saeid
>Sweden
you can't make this shit up
>>68029773
>>68029822
>refugees
>city named after a genocidal racist rich kid
I don't get the joke.
>#TFCLive Bench: Bono, Morrow, Perquis, Moor, Chapman, James, M. Johnson
>>68029913
>no endoh
>no giovinco
>no jozy
>no bradley
montreal has got this one in the bag
>>68029910
Columbus is filled with Somali refugees.
http://beltmag.com/in-columbus-somalis-live-under-suspicion/
>>68030014
Played soccer in high school, the school we played closest to downtown Columbus had a starting lineup of mostly Somalian kids and often yelled at each other in Somali
>>68029938
>>68029913
>Bench: Bush, Tissot, Choinière, Shipp, Alexander, Salazar, Porter
I'd say
MYbe a tad worried about the defense but the attack is almost full first team
Who /JerseyExpress/ here?
>this crew defense
It's going to be a long game...
>#CARvCLT #USOC2016 starting XI: GK-Mizzell; D-Duckett, Johnson, Slogic, Kalungi; M-Davidson, Ekra, Estrada, E. Martinez; F-Calvert, Brown
>#CARvCLT #USOC2016 Bench: Berner, Metcalf, Herrera, Hilton, Bartlett, Hellmann and Pfeffer
Is Ola Kamara good? I fucking hope so.
NEW KAMARA
>>68030302
>Rowdies subs: GK Langer; D Sanfilippo; M Chavez, Adu, Alhassan, Savage; F Mwanga
Harrisburg
> Tonight's Starting XI vs. @ChattanoogaFC: Noble; McLaws, Johnson, Doyle, Thomas; Barril, Warshaw, DiPrima, Bolduc; Wheeler, Benbow #USOC2016
Chattanooga
> #CFCvHCI Starting XI: Halsall, Yuhaschek, Young, Guest, D Reynolds, C Reynolds, Trude, Hernandez, Goni, Brooks, Zeca
#CheerforChattanooga
>Bench: Busch, Falvey, Larrea, Braun, Zayed
>>68030152
It's really weird how many amateur teams in America have trains on the logos. It might be the second most common logo element after generic soccer balls.
>>68030432
It is a team literally called the Express but I see what you're saying
There's a town near me that has a festival about the train tracks there
>>68030650
This game has already started
Vancouver is losing 1-0 right now
>Subs: Carducci, Harvey, Smith, Techera, Manneh, Rivero, Davies #VWFC
>>68030856
Sup memers, anyone gonna give me a stream of a meme game to watch right now?
>>68030432
Maybe they're just lazy.
We don't really have trains here, the airlines cry about any legislation supporting them.
>>68030968
https://youtu.be/NAdLKVWQ-M0
The memiest
Scores:
Philly 1 Columbus 0 HT
Toronto 1 Montreal 0 24'
Ottawa 1 Vancouver 0 26'
Rochester 0 Lansdowne Bhoys 0 HT
Jacksonville 1 Charleston 1 HT
NY Cosmos 0 Jersey Express 0 30'
Chattanooga 0 Harrisburg 0 28'
Carolina 0 Charlotte 0 29' (CLT RC- 29')
Tampa Bay 1 Cincinnati 0 23' :(
Indy 0 Louisville 1 20'
>>68031146
Miami FC 0 Wilmington 2 4'
Are they gonna fire Nesta?
Also Toronto 2 Montréal 0 34'
NY Cosmos 1 Jersey Express 0 35'
>Hongcouver
OUR time is NOW.
>it's a "Columbus blows the lead" episode again
Took 59 minutes but Rochester finally scored on the Bhoys
Red Card Montreal
Charleston is tied with Jacksonville in the 80'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FTi3ZEJKL8
How long before the Casey red card is recinded?
>yfw you miss the fantasy deadline because of a "1 hour" nap.
Did Casey actually do anything or is it just more MLS refball bullshit? I didn't see anything
>>68030993
>Rayo OKC
>>68031988
>tfw i finished my fantasy before a 2 hour nap
>These scores
>>68032107
>3-1
Oh god CLB must be missing Kei right now
>>68032286
Yeah, because the beginning of the season with him yielded such great results.
>>68032286
Kamara has really replaced Kamara's absence
It's the rest of the team
Tense match in STL, chances few, play a bit sloppy
>>68032286
3-2 now, and it's our defense that has really fucked us. The third goal was pretty much all Parkhurst's fault
>>68032025
He didnt do nuffin, at least the fans chanted his name and clapped for him as he left
DOOP
O
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who's this CSN philly semen demon?
>>68032500
Marisa Pilla?
Her twitter is bearable especially when she posts pictures.
>>68032336
>>68032389
Makes sense.
>>68032286
We lost Pipa and Saied ~70'
Softest red card in history.
Plus a bunch of people are gone on international duty.
Sauro and Wahl are dead.
This season is ogre.
This semen slurping sport just ain't for me.
>>68032570
>MLS
>season over before the last 2 months of season
Nah brah you can make the playoffs as a losing team
>>68032107
>vancouver trotting out a B team lineup and getting shat on
surely they must be planning to go all in for the second leg, then?
What did he mean by this?
>>68032570
>This season is ogre.
Thats not Houston or Chicago
>>68032680
he means what we mean
the euroboo must be removed for the benefit of domestic soccer
Not going too good for USL right now
>>68032039
>the OKC derby
>between Rayo OKC and OKC Energy FC
This ref is shit
>>68033007
>falling for the usLel meme
wew
>>68032966
who's """we""? pro/rel sounds great
>>68033051
Is he a part of PRO? If so then without a doubt he is not the 1-2 refs employed by PRO who aren't dogshit
>rooting against my own team for fantasy purposes
it's a confusing feeling
>>68033079
pro/rel sounds great to shitfuck nowhere town FC, but pro/rel will only reward the billionaire owners who choose MLS anyway and teams that are in big cities
its been said time and time again a closed form of pro/rel is probably the only viable form of it in the future
>>68033117
Or regular open pro/rel without MLS, and the billionaire NFL owners can keep their private club.
fug
>>68033117
it's about giving markets of different sizes chances that's all. Besides pro/rel will literally just gives us excuses to have more playoffs but with teams at the bottom. All of that potential revenue and viewership
>Cheeky Keegan
http://i.imgur.com/B45MaNU.gify
>>68033254
> giving markets of different sizes chances that's all
Why?
>>68033254
lower league teams get their chance in USOC, Rochester is just the only one that has won it in the MLS era
>>68033312
why the fuck not? fuck off garber
>cuck louis
>>68033361
that's a tournament, I'm talking about normal league play.
>>68033312
It gives them more to play for, and makes the games more meaningful. In an open system, performance on the field translates into better support and a boost to the local economy.
Without it, there are fewer reasons to care about anything but the top flight league unless your local team has some good youth players or something.
>>68033378
>the firm of the st. louigans
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SO CLOSE
>he thinks any lower league team not named Rochester Rhinos deserves to be in the 1st division
>>68033469
>NFL soccer """fans"""
oh well NASL is getting division 1 status soon anyway.
NO
i needed DC to have that clean sheet
fuck
>Dominic Kinnear was in a car accident
>These games
>USOC
wew
LOL this woman commentator for DC United is cracking my shit up. sounds like she's having a stroke every time she speaks
>>68032500
Back off ???
Just came here to say
D O O P
O
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reminder that Maris Pilla is the best /mls/ girl
UNION
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THE CHINESE TAKE OUT RESTAURANT OF VANCOUVER
How will St. Louis ever recover?
>wewnited
>>68034004
>the shanty town of D.C.
>>68033663
>>68033914
>>68033914
>>68034071
someone please cut off the head before it gets too large
>>68034144
This ain't florida big
>5-0
get ready NE
>>67999605
>>67999778
>DC
probably salvadorenos m8
>>68033877
HIGHTEST
ANDY TIME
Lineups
Armenia:
Beglaryan
Andonian
Voskanyan
Hambardzumyan
Airapetian
Yedigaryan
Malakyan
Mkhitaryan
Pizelli
Barseghyan
Manucharyan
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