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Bulju
>rags
shit team
>shit fans
>shit state
shit franchise
shit busts
>shit coaching
HAHAHAHAHA. DID THE SHORKS SAVE IT FOR THE BIGGEST STAGE?
>shorks
say my name
>>67989375
who?
what should i make for din din? spaghetti or pizza?
That was fun
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HOW CAN ONE TEAM HAVE SO MUCH CHOKE?
>shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks
People actually thought the sharks were going to win this series? Power play babbies getting fucking exposed
>>67993945
How can one tripfag be such a faggot
>SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP
>>67993966
BIG
BLACK
COCK
gg lads
we'll take the next one
>YOU KNOW REALIZE THAT THE LEAFS ARE PAYING THE CONN SMYTHE WINNER TO PLAY FOR ANOTHER TEAM
>LAFFS
>SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP>SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP
Pens in 4 desu lads
>>67994077
>Laffs
wew
>>67993971
Probably the same way one Slovak can be so buttmad at the pens everyday
>pongs think they will win the next game
Prepare to get btfo
>>67993971
HOW CAN ONE SERB BE SO MAD
OH WAIT, IT'S BECAUSE THE SHORKS GOT BTFO
>2-minute 6-on-4 to end the game
>0 shots
HAHAHAHAHA
>SHORKS
"hey coach, >3-0 was a legendary choke and a historic humiliation. How can we ever do worse than that?"
"I KNOW LOL WE'LL MAKE THE FINAL AND THEN GET SWEPT BY BILL FUCKING KESSEL AND A BACKUP GOALIE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
Can't wait for all the casuals to fuck off tomorrow
>>67994161
Pens are the most reddit team behind Hawks
>>67994253
oh shit the buttmad faggot called a team reddit
RRRRRRREEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>67994253
Ahahahaha this Slav cuck cursed Tampa with that OP and now he's cursed the shorks by being a bandwagon cuck
>implying that wasn't icing
>>67994253
>mfw Borat here commits sudoko after the shorks get swept
Do you think the shorks fans that are crying icing even know that it's how much time is on the penalty when it leaves the stick?
>>67994198
Fleury didn't play though
>>67994485
>shorks
>fans
>>67994485
>sharks fans knowing rules
kek
>>67993966
LIFE
WITHOUT
PAROLE
>>67994513
lel
So when the fucking Pens win the Cup who gets the Conn Smythe? It sure as shit shouldn't be Malkin or Crosby
>>67994077
>tfw 30 less goals from fat fuck Bill meant we got this guy
>>67994622
Kek wait he didn't even score 30 this year
>>67994615
Right now it's Crosby or Kessel. You saying it sure as shit shouldn't be Crosby is dumb
>>67994615
BILL
I
L
L
>>67994485
It's tampon gay fans bandwagoning buddy
>>67994622
>tfw he's a bust
>>67994615
>>67994694
Murray in my opinion
13 games of NHL *regular season* experience and he comes in and plays like this in the playoffs. Amazing
>>67994694
Kessel is the favorite right now but Crosby is slowly starting to make a case. He keeps getting assists and being part of the goals I can see him stealing it
>>67994615
>bill gets laffed off the laffs
>wins a cup and the fuckin smythe
Meme magic lads
Is this where I post
>Shorks
>>67994733
Nigger don't make me pull up your posts from lottery day.
>>67994753
How rare is it for a Goalie to win the Conn Smythe?
>people saying the pens are Reddit
Yeah well the Sharks have their own subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanjosesharks
checkmate, losers
>>67994198
Kessel is probably better than anyone the Cantcucks ever iced aside from Messier desu
>>67994753
He gives up at least one soft goal every single game. He gave up a fucking wraparound tonight
>>67994846
3 of 10 Conn Smythe winners in the Cap era have been goalies.
Ward, Thomas, Quick.
>>67994824
>mfw you do and are enlightened, in a scene reminiscent of the monkeys finding the monolith in 2001
>and Matthews busts anyway
>>67994702
>
i hope both these teams somehow lose.
>>67994077
>laffs
>>67994880
It's surreal reading posts like this on here defending Kessel. I would say Bure was better than Kessel tho
>>67994929
I could definitely see Murray winning it
>>67995040
>Not liking Bill the Thrill
Not his fault the Laffs sucked major cock. He's an entertaining player imo
>>67994929
And Murray is doing basically the same thing as Ward
>>67995087
Last time I posted here regularly he was a Leaf and most of the posters here thought he was shit. Never would've seen an American flag defending him
>>67995215
P sure everyone uses everything to shit on Toronto lel. Anyone who unironically thinks a 30 goal scorer is shit is fucking retarded.
>>67995263
Yeah, it's crazy how many people don't understand what an accomplishment that is, especially in this era
>>67995215
>>67995263
he sucked cock as a leaf, didnt care at all
>>67995331
Yeah but how many hot dogs did he eat that's far more important
>>67995331
It's probably because he's a streaky player. He doesn't generally do shit night in and night out like Toews, etc.
>>67995366
>0 full seasons below 30 points in any year in Toronto
>Always 55+ points
Nice meme
>>67995466
>one month 8 goals
>next two 0
>>67995597
>Blaming Bill for your team being dogshit bad with no depth
Other teams have players like that too, but the trick is, they have more than one player who can actually play hockey.
>>67995466
>like Toews
Are you saying toes is good?
>>67995215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdRX910Rk68
>>67995648
>blaming 7.8 million a "goal scorer" for not scoring goals
Shut the fuck up pens homer, you guys were shitting on him in december when he was doing his usual slump
>>67995466
Most snipers do appear to be streaky but even the players will tell you that's just the nature of goal scoring. His playmaking is still underrated.
>>67995725
>5 secs in
>[x]
>>67995597
>doesn't actually back that up with the month+season
Sure thing Mohammed
>>67995878
*6.8
>>67995725
I don't need Steve Dangle to tell me that buddy I lived through it.
Bill sucks
>>67995878
Only two teams I hate more than the Pens are the Crapalanche who are literally forever irrelevant with that bench and front office, and the Blues.
Smell my nuts.
>>67995888
Agreed. Not really his fault the Leafs iced a massive shit show and had one of the worst NHL coaches ever during his tenure. Carlel got his cup off a ridiculously stacked team in an era without real defense or goalies.
>Ray fucking Emry was the goalie he beat
>>67995725
Nigger got a job out of being crazy about his team pretty lucky
>Hitchcock won't be fired
LELMAO
>>67996096
I'm literally waiting in anticipation for that dumbass Burke to hire Carlel for the third time kek
>>67996093
>mad at bill
>tfw no kings gf
>>67996096
It's kind of funny how Kessel didn't make your Olympic team, yet the guy whose first breakout season came primarily from being on his line made it.
>JVR
>>67996323
>invisible on the ice tonight
Crosby gonna cuck him outta the conn smythe
>>67996389
As soon as Disco Dan was selected as our coach I knew it was gonna be a fucking disaster and stopped caring aside from shitposting purposes. There is no coach more overrated in the NHL desu.
\
>>67996395
>Kessel
>invisible tonight
?????
>>67996395
I take it you didn't watch the game
>>67996455
>>67996389
You meant Olympics
>>67996441
You meant torts
HEY VANCOUVER
REMEMBER TRADING BONINO FOR SUTTER?
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>>67996748
Torts at least instills discipline and teamwork. He just won't win a cup. He'll get your young, new to the NHL players working hard and busting their ass in the league like they should be, but he's not the kind of coach your roster is gonna wanna play for for 5+ seasons like Babcock, etc.
>>67996455
fucking disgusting, makes me puke
delicious looking pizza tho
>>67996748
i MEANT wORLD CUP
>>67996816
He is literally coaching AIDS
http://www.tsn.ca/the-john-tortorella-effect-1.416382
>the bad guys win the stan lee AGAIN for the 7th year in a row
When will this end
>>67996938
Holy shit lel. Those are some really fucking bad numbers. So literally the ONLY upside to John is him putting discipline in players.
I didn't realize he made the fucking on ice product that quantifiably bad.
Have all the Shorks fags gone back to bandwagon the GSW?
>>67997040
We'll win both. And the world series
1-0 is nothing
>>67997021
And shot blocking
And discipline doesn't really work with a lot of star players, johansen, drouin..
>>67997100
I think Drouin is pissed off because he wasn't given an extended, real fair shot with the upper lines on the Bolts. Look at what he did in the playoffs. He put that fucking team on his back in a lot of their games. I'd be royally pissed at Cooper being a faggot too. Johansen seems like a drama queen though, from what I've read around the hockey news circles.
reminder
>>67997068
How many teams win the series after going down 1-0?
>>67997148
>>67997221
Stop asking stupid faggot questions and look it up yourself
>>67997251
>>67997148
>Real hockey discussion for once
>Trying to shitpost it away
Leave. You're why /hoc/ died.
>>67996514
>pizza without toppings
why do American do this
>>67997289
>being a whiny faggot
>>67997307
Faggot vegetarians.
>>67997148
Pierre won two
>>67997307
Cheese pizza is the best. The cheeseblend is different and far superior. I always make sure cheese is ordered when at parties
>>67997307
I have to because I have crohn's and most toppings make me super sick. Feels super bad desu. There's a very short list of things I can put on it now a days.
>>67997345
I would kick you out of the party tbqh
>>67997387
bland pizza man btfo
>>67997351
this is a painful feel
>>67997387
Lel cheese is superb though. And better than my faggot friend who always gets Hawaiian which is inedible
since Dupuis retired halfway through the season, but is technically still on the roster, would he also get a ring if the Pens win?
>go make some pizza
>come back
>shorks still BTFO
NEWS 1130 Sports –
Verified account @NEWS1130Sports
Brouwer : " My dad was a huge #Canucks fan, Mark Messier was a big influence in my hockey career, I watched him a lot in Vancouver."
Brouwer trolling an entire city lel
>>67997437
I love Hawaiian
>>67997455
THAT'S IT
WE'VE GOT ENOUGH TROYS ON THE ROSTER
>>67987334
lmao
>>67997455
>mfw the 2017 Canucks are the meatiest potato team of all time
>mfw 0-82 and lose the lottery again
i see /hoc/ decided to die as the cup final started instead of after it finished
>>67996455
Post this in gif form I'm phone posting rn
Obligatory >shorks
Should Hawaiian be spam or Canadian bacon?
Serious
>>67997547
At least you're still better than the Laffs and Coilers lel
>>67997565
It's a team EVERYONE in hockey hates and the fucking Shorks who are a meme and are doing the ultimate shorking this year. Nobody gives a fuck.
>>67997540
KIWI
I
W
I
>>67997565
Hoc used to be the dankest general. What happened?
>>67997595
Ham and pineapple
>>67997650
The retarded memers chased off all the hockey fans. Then the retarded memers got bored. Now there's nobody left because the memers have autism.
>all these shittsburgh shitters calling shorks bros bandwasgoners
You got into finals with pure luck, Bolts were supposed to win if they didn't have players missing and get fucked over by refpuck
>>67994161
>>67994378
>>67994393
>can't even posts in /hoc/ anymore without duimb amerifats and canacucks getting upset
for fucks sake
>>67997598
We will be worse next year
Baneing is crashing this team with no survivors
>>67997730
Watching the post-Sedins era Vancouver is going to be HILARIOUS tbqhwy. I'm looking forward to that train wreck. It's going to be even worse than Edmonton.
>>67997540
Daniel?
>>67997721
>Boris Badenov still asshurt that his shit choker team is getting swept
Go eat some salo and feel better
>>67997721
>I'll just respond to all these posts again to show I'm not a buttmad faggot
>>67997785
>>67997788
>lol u mad
It's like I'm really in 2008
Can't you come with a better comeback retards
this isnt how it was supposed to be
>>67997721
>pens lucked their way to the finals
>beat the team that bounced them the two previous years
>beat the presidents trophy winner
>beat the team that actually lucked their way to the ECF by getting incredibly easy opponents
>they got here by luck
Fuck off faggot. Pens have great depth and fly by you on the ice. Cucks like you are just now realizing it
>>67997849
Can you say anything besides reddit or bandwagon? You do realize you bandwagon 8 teams right?
>>67997878
>the pongs played a shit team, a team that literally cannot win the second round under any circumstance
not like their path was any easier. they got taken to game 7 by a dead tampa team.
>>67997859
Reminder that Cooper is a meme coach
>>67997547
No.
We'll win the lottery and trade it along with the 31st overall for "le big hitting man"
>>67997913
>got to the conference finals twice in 3 years, once with a dead team that wasnt even in a playoff spot halfway through the season
i wouldnt call that very meme
>>67997932
You got through us twice even though our modern team is shit m8. You haven't had a hard path either year and got blown the fuck out in the SCF.
>>67997909
>shit team
>presidents trophy winner
Lol
Yeah the caps always choke, we know this already. Just don't cry when the penguins sweep faggot. Tampa had the way easier path. Sharks path wasn't very hard either
>>67997944
>us
>>67997944
>didnt have a hard path last year
the only easy team was your shit team. they lost because bishop decided to try to play injured and fucked everyone over
>>67997958
I'm Jonathan Ericsson desu.
>>67997973
>MUH INJURIES
Every team plays injured in the playoffs faggot.
>>67997955
>way easier path
>rags
>2nd round caps
it was basically a guaranteed ecf appearance. at least the islels beat a cup contending team on the way
any other
>rags
fans here? are brass/step gone? i really hope stepan at least stays
>mfw da Pongs killed hoc
>>67997744
At least we can goon it up when we lose every game
Should be fun
>>67997923
true
>>67997849
>wasting premium content on Albania
kek no
now shush before we deliver another load of high-explosive syrup to Belgrade
>>67997999
not all their goalies play with an injured peepee
>>67997913
Reminder that this happened
>>67998009
Did you miss the part where the Rags had bounced the penguins the last two times or what?
>>67998029
>Implying you'd win with this
lyl
>>67998033
Reminder this cuck posted an OP saying the penguins will lose KEK
>>67998042
Of course he did
>clots
>fans
>>67998033
Best call of the ploffs tbqh
>tv show called Bloodline
>set in Florida
Is this a clotspiracy?
>>67998042
that doesnt have anything to do with the >rags being good, that just has to do with the penis being shit. they just happened to meme the >rags this year
>>67997893
>I don't know what bandwagon means
I have probably watched hockey for longer than you I am mainly a fan of players
>>67997878
>this is what refpuck babies believe
>>67997955
>Sharks path wasn't very hard
They managed to sweep the kongs and blues which would both be more likely to beat Shittsburgh
>>67998042
>>67998065
Reminder that Hagelin is the only player in the history of the world that has won all three series
>>67998042
the rangers were not the team they were a year ago or even two years ago. rangers were fading fast, pens were surging ahead
>>67998111
>pens are refpuck babbie
>sharks have more PP's all season and score more on them
yeah you're bandwagon as fuck. Stay cucked and mad faggot
>>67998111
So you've added projecting about how old I am and n own your calling refpuck what quality posts you have.
Why aren't you asleep you dumb fuck are you neet
>>67998144
>rags
>good
>ever
>this anus annihilated slav is still at it
Reminds me of that severely autistic German Canucks fan from forever ago
>you will never be as mad as this bandwagoning Serb is right now
>>67998193
come on lad....
>>67998197
I miss that guy
>>67998018
>mfw pongs killed /hoc/
>>67998197
Best part is he's not even a shorks fag he mostly follows the islels. This is just how much he hates Pittsburgh, a city he will never ever see that is on the other side of the world from him
>>67998044
Still better than Fleury
>Last team to win the cup for the East
>Bruins = Black and Yellow
>East team vying for the cup this year
>Penguins = Black and Yellow
ITS POETRY
>>67998222
Me too bro
>tfw no severely autistic international bandwagoners for at least 5 more years
Loving this Cup Final lads :)
>>67998269
Bruins lost in 2013
>>67998197
>>67998222
Germanfag is a cucks fan now kek
>>67998161
>bandwagon
>cucked
>mad
Now you're not even trying
Shorks have much deeper team tactics than you think, they are just inconsistent
>>67998197
>>67998208
>salty Cancucks still shitposting
This is why Bolts should have won
>>67998241
>he mostly follows the islels
That was probably the other guy, I don't care about them, especially now since Halak does not play
>>67998309
but they won in 2011, which was the last time an east team won the cup
>>67998241
Australia is closer to being on the other side of the world from both USA and Europe, than USA and Europe are to each other ;^)
Guys the Bob Ross stream is back on Twitch
>>67998353
And they had a Slovak captain
>>67998353
But a black and yellow team lost since then
>>67998373
But the penguins are winning the Cup :^)
>>67998344
>can't stop replying to literally everyone
I hope you're around for the shorks' remaining 3 games, assuming you still have electricity next week
>>67998314
>>67998297
We should start a Nucks outreach program on /r9k/ or something
>>67998111
>still replying
>"im totally not mad guys, you are the ones who are mad! not me!"
when the only two words you can type are bandwagoner and refpuck, lol just give it up. you lost.
>>67998365
Bob Ross has only ever painted 3 people during all of his seasons. Two girls walking on a path, and one cowboy sitting beside a campfire ;^)
anyone else think the pens are doing this well despite crosby? the man has been basically a boat anchor thus far
>post yfw this year there will not be a new fanbase that can mock you for never having won a cup
what would be the most realistic return the lightning could expect if they traded bishop?
>>67998464
Well, he did break a guy's ankle on the second goal
>>67998477
ryder, halak, and a second xD
>>67998477
Giordano
Spezza/Eakins and a pick
>>67998477
from a team absolutely desperate for a good goalie? 1st + b-prospect + maybe an average third liner, maybe
everyone else is probably a 2nd + b-prospect, or something close to it.
the market for goalies is, at the best of times, total shit. you can just sign them for free or trade for a promising backup for cheap-ish. a rebuilder would just try their luck at developing one, further hurting the market
I can't wait for the Cantpucks to sign Brouwer and Russell, and trade Virtanen for Lucic's UFA rights
Benning is literally the only GM who I could see being dumb enough to do the latter
>>67998501
He posts it every thread trying to get responses no matter how well he plays
Rip Bob Ross stream was gonna fall asleep to it
>>67998521
go back to HF
>>67998523
you too
>we would have won the stanley cup if not for refpuck and injuries to bishop and stamkos
Fucking kill me
>>67997598
>everyone hates the Philadelphia Kessels
>>67998550
Okay, thanks for the heads up
I sure is good for falling asleep to. Good night ameribro
>>67998539
>Lucic
pls god no
>>67997744
Including this year, how long will Vancouver stay out of the playoffs? I'm gonna be conservative and say 8.
How on earth would the pens win this series? Sharks are infinitely better in every way just look at the points. Today was just luck
>>67998582
Depends on how long the Aquilinis are allowed to own the team. I could see it easily being 10-12+ if they stick around.
>>67998539
chiarelli traded a 1st + 2nd for griffin bustheart, i'd say he is not far from it
>>67998574
Goodnight sven
>>67998582
>>67998592
>implying 2016-17 isn't Vancouver's year
>>67998403
Nice twitter cancer image
>>67998405
>mfw americunts insult a country they could not even find on the map
5 million people against 300 million and one guy still got more points than every American kek
>>67998617
>mfw Cancucks will be the ONLY pacific team without a cup
LEEEEEEEEEL
>>67998613
Good morning*
Have to go to the store and buy groceries now, rreeee
>>67998579
The thing is, I can not only see them signing Lucic, I can only see them giving up something significant to negotiate with him ahead of everyone else.
Benning is probably scared of being outbid if Lucic hits the market, without realizing no one else is as retarded as him
>le carried to cup win despite being shit man
>>67998636
>mfw the shorks apparently are getting relegated to the AHL after being swept in the SCF
>>67998635
>mfw Serbia is so tiny, shitty, and irrelevant you can't even find it on a map
>>67998669
>it's not a picture of crosby
>>67998608
Every time I try to rank the Canadian team's futures I'm tempted to put Oilers near the #1/2 spots because McDavid, but then I remember Chiarelli manages them.
>yfw a front office of stooges like Chiarelli, Don Sweeney, and Jim Benning somehow won a Stanley Cup
>>67998617
mfw the Canucks wins both the 1st overall AND the Cup
rest of the fucking league, are you even trying???
>>67998669
hey that's not nice. Murray has been fine
>go online to buy Pavelski jersey
>those prices
Jesus
>>67998681
They had some help
>>67998686
>Nucks generously let other teams have their fun for 46 years before showing them all how hockey's done
How can one team be so sportsmanlike?
>>67998688
he got exposed by a team that couldnt even control the puck 90% of the time
>>67998701
They'll be cheaper in 3 more games bro :^)
>>67998675
>mfw the Cantcucks are relegated to the BCHL and the Brandon Meme Kings take their place
>>67998688
.924sv% in the playoffs especially for a rookie goaltender is pretty good
>>67998675
>tfw Czechoslovakia would be a great hockey country that would BTFO Americans every year if it still existed
Why did it have to happen
>0 cups
>lost to the >rags in the cup final
>>67998681
Lowe's won 6, so you know he was doing what's right.
>>67998716
>Canucks go to BCHL
>picks up Jost
I don't see the problem...
>>67998713
Very ebun post. Nah >we will be fine once this gets back to the shark tank. Pittsburgh is 1-11-1 vs >us at home in the past 12.
>>67998716
>get to be a fan of the Wheat Kings
I don't see the downside
>>67998724
>the ghost of Vaclav Havel posts on /hoc/
jej get cucked by the EU some more
>>67998795
>Meme kings
>Good at hockey
They got exposed as FUCK desu.
Literally Bolts tier.
>>67998764
>muh stape
but >you got to play against 5l34ry
>>67998764
But the Pens have home advantage...
>>67998809
>Wheat Kings would repeatedly slaughter the rags
On this we agree
>rags
>>67998809
Why, were the injured? That doesn't count as exposed
>>67998669
>Murray is the one being carried to a cup
Nice shitpost
>>67998764
And the 1 win is from earlier this season lmao
>>67998724
Hertl-Krejci-Pastrnak
Hemsky-Plekanec-Voracek
Palat-Hanzal-Hossa
Gaborik-Sobotka-Frolik
Faksa/Tatar
Chara-Sustr
Sekera-Gudas
Michalek-Polak
Kempny
Mrazek
Neuvirth
Halak
Slovakian players taken: Hossa, Gaborik, Halak, Chara, Sekera, Tatar; 6/10 that play in the NHL
Yeah that team would beat Team USA but I wouldn't say BTFO
>>67998708
>exposed
>still playing
Nice buzzwords
>>67998810
actually it's the SAP center
that's right, the sharks' arena is sponsored by the mexican secondary audio track on your TV
you can't make this stuff up
SUSPENSION
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>>67998872
>what does carried mean
>>67998859
>Team USA
Are they even top 5 anymore?
Canada > Sweden > Finland > Swiss > Czech Republic
>>67998879
>Humping a player
>Suspension worthy
lel
