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11 days until the euros edition
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/gossip
>>67981891
>inb4 for free jokes
Who was the Goat tripfag?
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
>>67981918
el pistolero was my fave but to the neutral its gonna be skrtel power. but tripfags arent sports
>for free
Feels good to be communist paradise
>>67981868
the worst posters are the xenophobic royalists from the french general on /int/ who spouts bullshit opinions like how black players get more love than whites by Deschamps and how Giroud deserves the spot and not Benzema
Petkovic made some pretty good choices for the squad.
Bild are saying Toprak wants to move to Dortmund.
>>67981930
Amazing post
Happy birthday Slippy la
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-36412814
>getting arrested for wearing a t shirt
United are going to win the Euros
>>67981930
Still not liking this post desu
>>67981891
Any updates on the Bale, Neymar, Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Varane, Pogba & Kroos to United situations?
also
>>96
>>96
get
>>67981852
That's >mfw matchthreads for any bigger match.
>>67981790
Ye, watching the parents was heartbreaking.
>>67981918
Tensnake
>>67981987
you cant seriously be a man united bandwagoner from belgium. surely this cant be a real thing? you just happen to pick a team that has won more than half the premier league titles since its creation?
what happened to football lads?
>>67982006
died when Zidane retired tbH
What are Scotfags gona do while we're all at the euros? Will they be an hero'd when we return? Will there be a Scexit?
Hey lads, I want to make som more OC for the /trans/ OP's, but I can't think of anything.
If you have any ideas to cool OP pics, let me know
>>67982006
I don't bandwagon any foreign team tbH, in fact my club just won their first league title in 11 years
>>67982006
Doesn't stop all the southerners and cockneys from bandwagoning them.
>>67982050
>>67981891
Lol why so poor eastern Europe?
In fact I'm sick of eastern Europe. Far too many countries now, can we split or kick them out of UEFA? Everything east of Germany, Austria, Italy can compete for about 4 places at tournaments from now on.
>>67982050
Airplane headed to Liverpool with Javi Martinez's face in the window
>>67981948
t'esssaies encore de nous vendre ton benzema? 81 sélection ça t'a pas suffit fdp?
I've never blocked anyone on 4chan before but I'm really tempted to block 190cm Master Race.
He's not normally this annoying is he?
I miss COM.
>>67982078
i think we should just re form yugoslavia
i get confused between slovenia slovakia and serbia all the time. their names sound the same and their flags look the same
>>67982067
Nice, but it's been done, as you just posted it
>>67982079
Nice, noted
>>67982050
perhaps something with shooping the heads of next season's memiest eplel coaches on a poster or something, can't think of any good image for it right now though
or a "Welcome to United/Liverpool, Lionel Messi" image
>>67982091
youre just nostalgic, com was way worse than 190cm
>>67982100
Slovakia wasn't part of Yugoslavia
>>67982100
slovakia weren't part of yugoslavia
>>67982089
speak english or go back to int you mong
>>67982100
proxy off american
>>67982100
>i get confused between slovenia slovakia and serbia all the time
>>67982120
>>67982122
witnessed
>>67982120
>>67982122
well theyre gonna be part of the new one. theyre gonna have to deal with it
>>67982100
Yeah and USSR. Whether they want to or not. Or they can all join Asia, don't even give a shit.
>>67982050
How about a picture of Martial looking sad with the filename "Sad Smalling"? It's funny because they both play for the same team and because black people all look the same.
>>67982132
j'ai jamais posté sur /int/
pourquoi tu ne repars pas d'où tu viens toi?
>>67982110
Really like this idea desu
>>67982150
That wouldn't require much work on my part though
>>67982168
ok tu peux fermer ta gueule maintenant et niquer ta grosse pute de mère
>>67982180
tu laisse ta chienne de mère se faire culbuter combien de fois par jour par mamadou?
>>67982180
>>67982209
hon hon hon baguette
>>67982209
Ah le tartarin a commencer à utiliser les buzzwords
retourne sur /pol/ fils de pute on veut pas de vermine comme toi ici
>>67982209
kys
>>67982168
>>67982180
behave, you two
>>67982089
>>67982168
>>67982180
>>67982209
>>67982226
What did they mean by this?
>>67981918
prolly me if I do say so myself
>>67982226
de quel buzzwords tu parle fils de pute? >bou bou retourne sur pol
putain de fragile t'ouvre ta gueule et t'accepte pas qu'on te réponde, un vrai méric.
JE NE PAS LE SKI!
>>67982274
m8 you dont even post vocaroos of yourself speaking how are you ever gonna be goat
>>67982247
something something 81 benzama call ups were more than enough, something something i never go to /int/, something something you mother is a whore, something something yours is a dog who gets fucked by mamadou, something something vermin go back to /pol/ where you belong
damn my French is shit, i haven't practiced for almost 10 years
>>67982288
>je m'oppose à toi
>wahh wahh gauchiste
bon nique ta mère maintenant
>>67982274
PLEASE go to fat camp
>>67982247
talk of surrendering and smoking cigs probably
>>67982317
did that years ago in /brit/
>>67982288
>>67982226
>>67982209
>>67982180
Reported. Back to /lgbt/ for you.
>Have Euros in your own country
>Keep the champions league winner at home so big Olly fucking Giroud can do some useless backheels and flick-ons that lead to nothing
Shig
>>67982331
/brit/ has no jurisdiction here. i dont care what you did on facebook either. this is /sp/
>>67982321
tu t'oppose à rien du tout, c'est dans ta tête ça, t'es juste bon à pleurnicher et à laisser ta pute de mère se faire défoncer.
>>67981963
Not a scouser but this whole saga was hilarious
>>67982345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw
vive la france
>>67982363
>/brit/ has no jurisdiction here
lol but it does
>>67982247
>are you still trying to sell us benzema? being selected 81 times doesn't suffice?
>I never posted on int, why don't you go back to where you came from?
>Ok you can shut your mouth now and fuck your fat whore of a mother now.
>How many times a day do you let your dog of a mother bend over for Mamadou?
>Ah the ape has started to use buzzwords. Go back to /pol/, son of a whore, we don't want pests like you here.
>>67982370
So you think Giroud deserves it more than Benzema? You also think that Ben Arfa is shit right?
>>67982345
idk man bringing the CL winner isn't always the right idea
remember Casillas in 2014
>>67982393
Benzema was great all season. Casillas got game time because of his name and Halal won the CL despite his selection and blunders.
>>67981918
Skrtlpower. Not many others stick in my head. UTV for that mad pdf, bog sim for spelling, Chris Powell for that away cock post, Non league Nigel has been around for ages. That's it.
Was com the man u fan who was allegedly a girl? I don't remember anything about tensnake.
>>67982391
all i know is giroud is fucking shit
id rather take like anyone.
>>67982140
Tbf it doesn't help that they all have the same flag
>>67982091
>hating the magnificent 190 meme that we created together last summer
Are you serious? The way >we ripped into him last year was fucking hilarious.
https://twitter.com/WeAreChelseaFC/status/737274774020337664
>chelsebeses
>>67982435
We could lend them Defoe, he sounds and looks like he could be French and is a massive improvement on giroud.
>>67982482
why do hues become so fat. costa did last season, and then adriano and ronaldo, anderson etc
>game broadcast on TF1
>tfw practice French & don't have to find shitstream at the same time
noice
>>67982481
twas truly magnificent
>>67982455
>>67982455
the banter has already begun 1 post in
>>67982425
COM was the Chelsea fan who always posted like this :)
Then the mods revealed his country of origin (didn't have flags back then) and it turned out to be a turk who then revealed himself to be BJK, a Besiktas supporting trip trolling all along.
>>67982053
>
Proficiaat
you deserve it
from a mauve
>>67982425
>Was com the man u fan who was allegedly a girl?
No. He was a Chelsea fan.
>>67982600
wew, thanks
>tfw Michel Preud'homme is staying
Clement isn't ready yet.
So who's going to succeed Hasi?
>>67982534
those posts are really funny. im enjoying them hah hah :)
>>67982643
Vercauteren stays in Samara.
Morten Olsen is free and had several contacts with Anderlecht.
And the last rumours concern Garcia and Puel, but they are too expensive.
>>67982839
>Christoph Daum sent his CV to Anderlecht
top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>67983185
>nobody cared who he was before he stole the car
>baneposting
SOMEONE GIVE ME A LASSES NAME QUICK
>>67983185
CAR CHASE?!
>>67983223
Diarra
>>67983185
I miss eventb owls on /sp/
>>67983185
time to fire up /pol/
>>67981949
whats up swiss dortmundbro
>>67983185
>his desire to escape overcomes the desire to get a burger
CRUZ CONTROL
>>67983334
Don't we all.
>>67983349
>not posting here
>this trip was the best
i hate these type of posts
newfags pretending to be old.
i also know for a fact, the day i leave here, people will remember me in rose tinted glasses as well.
>>67983479
Fuck off
>>67983479
yeah I'd definitely glass you, you fat fuck
will Griggs on fire
>>67983223
Naoise
>If I don’t get an interesting offer I will quit football
>>67983479
The only thing people will remember you for are the fucking hilarious edits of you walking towards the camera. Other than that you're an obnoxious smarmy cunt and these generals will improve 10fold once you've finally fucked off
>>67983479
>>67983631
Top kek
>>67983625
>google smarmy
>synonyms: slick and smooth
nice.
>>67983714
>smarmy
>A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.
>He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.
Is he going to make it?
>>67983796
They never make it
>>67983838
Not with that attitude
>>67983785
ok Michael, thanks for that.
where is everyone
>>67983185
>Presenter reading out jokes and letting out a chuckle
This is weird.
ITS HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>>67983887
Some top tier baneposts amongst the tweets.
that one chaseb owl where the girl got naked at the end was GOAT
Get out of the car ffs
>>67983949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>67983949
why ignore me you fucking bint
>Roger Elliott
>he's vaping
I saw some smoke in the car, maybe he lit a cig or something
You vape, we get it
>>67982168
Et toi repars au 19eme siecle, connard
WE'RE ON THE INNERNET
Looks like Monchi and Unai Emery are on their way to Everton. Bright future ahead lids
\/\
he's just chillin
is he dead?
nahhh he's high af. looks like he's nodding or something
lmao how slow is this dude
THE VIBRATIONS
>This redpilled woman
>he's a mexican
no surprise there
le epic baneposting tweets
>Do you think getting caught was part of his plan
>Do you think getting caught was part of his plan?
lamo
Karl Pilkington
What the fuck is everyone on about?
wish we had that in europe
>>67984154
alright
>>67984177
top tier entertainment
>>67984268
like the evening chaseb owl instead of being flooded by reality shows
>this heat
>>67983479
See
>>67983526
you fat poof
>>67984177
Just the broadcast. Keep it on USA's streets.
>>67984432
>14° here
Could be worse
how can someone who's 190cm be that fat? how fat is he, like 130kg? What a waste of oxygen
>>67984482
>replying to an hour old post
kys
>>67984546
>coming back to read it after all that time with tears in your eyes and fast food in your mouth
Disgusting
Is Payet GOAT?
>>67984663
'yes'
Does Greaseman start ahead of Giroo
>>67984684
Of courshe
>>67984591
>fast food
fuck off yank.
AVB to where lads?
>>67984898
Anderlecht
>>67984898
Chelsea. Conte sacked 3 weeks into the transfer window
>>67984520
he might just have 0 muscle mass, that would make him lighter
>>67984898
Everton
>>67984898
AC Horsens
https://twitter.com/forestechonews
Does anyone else follow this account and its """journalists""" ?
Fucking hilarious stuff.
>>67981891
lazy fucking cunt. post all the rumours or let someone who isn't a lazy fucking cunt do the thread you lazy fucking cunt
>>67984898
I heard he was going to Schalke. What a shame.
>ywn see AVB manage this lineup
---------------Lloris
Walker-Toby-Jan-Rose
---------------Dier
--Dembele-----Alli
Bale-------Kane-----Eriksen
>>67985095
Nah, they're getting Weinzierl.
lads, can someone post a "make your own transfer rumor"? i'll make an updated version
>>67985026
A Danish (woman) journalist retweeted a piece of "news" from that account. Needless to say I unfollowed her and blocked her for good measure (last part not true).
>>67982363
/trans/ is literally /brit/ 2bh
>>67985227
>Pedro is Spain's captain
>>67981918
Gotta take that title desu lads
>mfw I post in threads, refresh, 50+ posts of ABU rage
>Samuel Eto'o set for shock move to Schalke for €9 million
kek the city of >schalke
>>67985492
I'm rage.
Stoke after Grealish
Could b gud
mad.fags
>>67981918
ITS YA BOIII
>>67985742
mudshit
>>67981891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
watch this until then
Man United apparently in for Wesley Sneijder as a replacement for Fellaini. It would cost the Red Devil's a fee of at least 7 million pounds for Galataseray to let him go.
>anyone wanting sneijder in 2016
>just assuming fellaini is going to leave even though nothing has been reported on his departure
I was born to do this, pls gib job Daily Mail.
>>67985840
Isn't Sneijder doing pretty ok and carrying that team in Turkey?
>>67985460
I meant one of those "player x goes to club y for z million" where you can roll for outcome
Monchi to United
>inb4 who?
The Siviglia sports director
>>67981918
obviously SkrtelPower la
Do players get paid for playing for their national side?
>>67981918
>this image is over 5 years old
fucking hell
>>67986025
was "dropping the kids off at swimming pool" the original phonecalls?
>>67986025
This board had way too much tripfag drama back then.
I only caught the tail end of it but the amount of people who considered themselves celebrities here was ridiculous.
>>67986082
cityfsn is old as fuck
>>67985962
tfw he took his videos down
someone ripped some here though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uARGF5QwrL8
>>67986025
>Kepaw
He was such a cunt
>>67986103
Sic semper tripfagganis
>>67986025
>tfw I still remember the hansa x baba drama
fucking gold
>>67986207
>that hair
fuck, I need to go see a doctor before I get to that point.
>>67986025
Remember when /sp/ was good?
Remember when we produced more memes than any other board on 4chan?
Remember when we had genuinely good trolls that got reactions out of people?
Remember when game threads were more than just names being spammed (with the exception of TORRES TORRES that was actually earned)
Remember when when things happened in games you immediately wanted to go on /sp/ to see the reaction?
I do
>>67986244
It was the event bowls as well. The arab spring was amazing.
>>67983223
Schöne
>>67986244
Yes, that's what I originally started to lurk this board.
>yfw /sp/ is now a slow traffic shithole
>>67986207
he looks jon lovitz halfway through transforming into an egg
>>67986244
>tfw threads weren't as full of spam as they are now
seriously that CL final sticky was fucking dreadful. I always stick with comfy threads
>>67986207
>that newspaper article calling him a faggot for the tv shit
>>67986261
>watching the London riots bowl on that based Asian TV network
GOAT /sp/ threads
Best trolls:
1. Purgatory
2. COM/CFY
3. Big Sam
4. BJK
5. Irish
Best actual posters:
1. Friendly Belgian
2. WMH
3. Villafag
4. Cadfael
5. Manchester
Funniest posters:
1. SkrtelPower
>>67985840
Would love it if Sneijder went to united, don't think he'd be able to handle it anymore though tb h
What's all this shite about Liverpool fans sending stuff to the address that they think belongs to a man who wore an offensive t-shirt?
>>67986317
i miss COM he made so many people upset
any deals habbening?
>>67986317
Purgatory left the second flags came about because he would've been found out for not being British. Wasn't even a funny troll was a lame as fuck kid who only posted if United won. There has literally never been a good trip there has just been the lessers of various evils. 190cm is one of the worst though.
>you now remember JW10
literally one of the most autistic cunts on here
>>67986398
HEY GUYS WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE TEAMS
Anyone remember that Mario Balotelli choose your own story game? I think we took some broad to disneyland paris and murdered her in the boot.
>>67986377
Sounds like you got trolled mate
Generals and the hotpocket man have removing eventb owls have destroyed this board. We have been in serious decline for years but I still can't bring myself to leave. Fuck you guys man.
>>67986317
decent list
>tfw play of the game with Bastion
>>67986823
this isn't the board for your overmeme garbage
>tfw banned from /tv/
1. Shitty
2. Manure
3. Spuds
4. Arse
18. Blunderland
19. Burnley
20. Hull
>hur this oldfag trip is le BEST XDDD
ye like i've never seen this gimmick before.
>>67981891
kek when I watched France vs Cameroon my GF (who knows nothing at all about football went);
"Oh, is it Cameroon vs South Africa?".
(She thought France was South Africa because of a few whites and the rest blacks).
