Are there a worse poster in this board than the portuguese one?
We can't even shitpost with quality. Just look at all those threads with a portuguese OP.
They are all low quality baits.
I seriously think the portuguese are worse than that one Peruvian anime spammer.
P.S.: Tsu.
>>67977483
You're right, but nobody cares about Portugal or its posters, 2bh.
>>67977497
>Said the failed colony to it's father
>>67977497
Every thread lmao
Canada, easily. You just don't notice because they're not in many non-North American threads.
Fuck off, my bait threads are fantastic.
>>67977483
>worse than that one Peruvian anime spammer.
not possible.
argentina seems bad with weebs too. why are so many argies weebs
>>67977539
kys they are the best posters
>tfw I've been on 4Chan for 8 years and never started a thread
>>67977558
Fuck off, monkey. You picardiaposters ruin every board with that stupid monkey-tier "humor".
I believe I'm the best in the world
>>67977613
t. dos Santos Aveiro
>>67977613
In my mind, I am the best shitposter in this board
>>67977579
idk what are you talking about
i think the anime girls they post are cute
>>67977483
Annex now
>>67977639
I wouldn't fight in that war, desu
I agree. There are too many sportingfags on 4chan.
t. Sanchez
All the portuguese posts in this thread were made by me. All me.
>>67977670
desu when i read a portugal thread it seems like 90 percent are benfica fans
>>67977639
This >>67977663
>>67977721
We are the biggest club in the country afterall
>>67977706
I don't even doubt this.
>>67977721
Not in my experience. I see too much portuguese here praising all of Sporting's team to exhaustion. Kinf of like little Bruno de Carvalhos.
>>67977721
>>67977779
Maybe it's always the same guy.
Paulinho?
>>67977779
Benfiquistas and Sportinguistas will pipe down once Porto wins the treble next year desu
.. after this shitty manager is sacked
>>67977793
I miss being raped by Porto...
Pinto da Costa has the best banter desu
the dutch city fan has ruined /sp/ posting for an entire nation
>>67977845
I have to do something similar this summer when Portugal wins the Euro.
Portuguese is such a retarded and faggot languague btw
I wish we could speak Brazilian instead.
>>67977779
Is Bruno de Carvalho the greatest irl-shitposter to ever live?
>>67977721
Pretty much, yes.
>it's another "I can't come up with counter-argument so I ll just call everything bait" episode
You are probably p4p #1 on rankings of worst Portugal posters. Now die.
>>67978123
>>67978149
>who is Pinto da Bosta
>>67978183
>now die
Soon
>>67977779
DELETE THIS
>>67978374
Mama na quinta pata do cavalo.
In every thread with Portuguese posters:
>Benfica shitposters:
- Rui patricio is so shit mate
-william is slow as fuck danilo should be starting
-RENATO RENATO RENATO
- bruno de carvalho this bruno de carvalho that
>Sporting shitposters
- > implying joao mario, gelson, matheus and podence arent the best players in the world
- fuck off benficucks all u do is pay the reffs
-we're gonna win the next CL for sure, if we arent reffballed ofc...
>>67978252
At least Pinto da Costa can be funny and has had success to back it up
BdC is just a whiny faggot
What kind of president goes on Facebook rants against his own players?
>>67978185
>HOLANDA
kek noeurolands BTFO
>>67978441
Hilariantemente spon on.
>>67978441
As a benfiquista shitposter, I only fit on the 2nd point. I may pick up on the 3rd and 4th points if someone starts the debate.
>>67977483
It can be a thread about ice skating or NBA, if there are Portuguese people lurking, the thread is bound to become a Sporting Vs Benfica shitpost meca
>>67978441
You forgot this one
>Benfica shitposters
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPORTING CHOKE LMAO
>>67978504
Even conversations exclusively between sporting fans end up in Sporting vs Benfica.
It's not our (benfica) fault. I rather discuss football with smart fans like porto fans.
sporting is an irrelevant hipster meme team.
and it has the most unoriginal name one could ever come up with.
>sporting club of <country>
how did 4chan become so popular in portugal? it seems like they have more posters than spain and italy combined
>>67978662
We are more cultured
>>67978662
Being depressed is our national hobby next to football.
>be depressed
>go to 4chan
>hang out with other depressed human beings
>don't kill yourself
>>67978662
Those countries probably don't have as many 20 something dudes who are unemployed or studying to become unemployed
why dont just we get along boys
>>67977483
Portuguese are comfy posters. Nothing wrong with that.
The last thing this board needs is another load of insufferable Brits and their """""banter""""" or Aussie """""qualityposts""""".
>>67978609
>Pedro Guerra
>Diamantino
>Gobern
>Maya
benfica fans are "smart people"
>>67978783
>>67978609
lets watch this thread become Benfica vs Sporting like everyother thread
>mfw watching lampiões and lagartos argue
>>67978783
who are these people
>>67977516
>failed colony
the only failed thing I see around is your education
>>67978815
It already is kek
>>67978817
How are you dealing with being irrelevant? Harsh times hun?
He's fucking at it again I mean look at this shit >>67977483
Kill all Barbosas
>>67977577
don't be a permalurker
don't be a permalistener
don't be a permasilent
are you trying to resent yourself for not living life, bro? because that's how you do it.
>>67978861
>being this mad
>>67978885
I would worry about your new neighbors instead of worrying about tiny barbossas.
Portuguese football fans are borderline retarded.
Benfica fans are the worst, Sporting fan pretty fucking close, Porto fans not very far away.
Benfica fans are always making up conspiracies for not winning (muh anti-benfica bias), Sporting fans always think they're the best but can't win shit (we the best, we play the best *cry*), Porto fans don't care about corruption if it helps them win (them proofs aren't legal, Pinto da Costa is God).
90% of the football fans in Portugal are a fucking cesspool.
I stopped talking about football with almost everyone I know...
>>67977779
>Not in my experience. I see too much portuguese here praising all of Sporting's team to exhaustion
I swear I praised sporting once and I had many angry dismissive (You)s towards me.
I'm inclined to believe on the contrary. There's a Benfica Internet Defense force that's simply too jealous of sporting.
They seem like the ugly middle sister who can't pick on the old sister (Porto), but abuses the one that's growing into something more attractive than her (Sporting).
>>67978919
>the last time porto was heard of in Europe was when they got trashed by Bayern and Dortmund
Really harsh I assume
>>67978981
benfica fans are all retarded by nature.
if they win a game by 1-0 with the goal being offside by 10 meters and some sporting fan says that it isn't fair they'll start spamming shit like.
"HURR WE ARE BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS YOU ARE JUST JEALOUSE "
>>67978981
>There's a Benfica Internet Defense force that's simply too jealous of sporting.
That or Sporting ia shit...
>>67979030
>YOU ARE JUST JEALOUSE
But... it's true anon...
>>67978981
They have been insufferable since we stole Jorge Jesus from them.
>>67979058
It's the other way around anon.
>>67979058
oh, so that's it then.
I guess that explains it.
Is this the finest era of portuguese shit posting?
>>67977532
ShED Up
are benfiQUIZta women the most beautiful ADEPTAS or is it simply red that beautifies them?
I like Portuguese folks desu, worked with a guy from Madeira, nicest man I ever met.
>>67979058
>stole
You stole him for going abroad at best since that was Benfica's plan. If we wanted to keep him, we would've kept him.
>>67979139
Actually Sporting fans are on average qter.
t. benfiquista ferrenho
>>67978957
>tfw my new neighbours are actually a Polish mum and Somali dad with their son
>tfw they're less scummy than pretty much everyone else in the area so we cool
Who are worse Portoguese, Dutch, Aussies or anything from the South Americanas?
>>67979199
whp the qtest? porto?
which is the club of the rich people in portugal?
>>67979139
Benfiquistas are the chavs
Sportinguistas are the qties with rich parents
>>67979218
that one we can settle by number of WC 2nd places.
>>67979232
so I had it all wrong then. I thought sporting fans were ugly.
>>67979223
The qtest is Çiporte.
Çiporte was also the club of the rich people, now there really isn't one.
>>67979223
Sporting fans are the only ones in portugal who can afford a tooth brush
Sporting cücks are so deluded lmao, next year they are back at their irrelevance again once they see how much overrated Jesus really is.
Yes he has his qualities but once he starts losing (he will) you'll see how unbearable he is.
t. Benfiquista que nunca gostou so Jesus e até ficou feliz quando ele se ajoelhou no Dragão
>muh portugal
who gives a fuck, jesus christ. this place was so much better without flags.
>>67979280
>t. special snowflake
thicken your skin and it all solves itself
>>67979280
Yeah.
Flags just encourage /int/ grade shitposting for the most part.
>>67979209
>that pic
>>67960544
>>67979280
>mad porto fag that has fallen into irrelevancy
>>67979309
I bet your skin is the thickest of them all then.
>7-1
>monkey
>favela
Must be hard being you.
![[incoherent rage].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Tnw1sEm.gif "[incoherent rage].gif")
>>67979346
See how angry you got at literally nothing?
The problem isn't the flags, you just can't take the banter.
>Must be hard being you.
It's quite easy actually, I have thick skin.
>>67978441
>we're gonna win the next CL for sure, if we arent reffballed ofc...
http://relvado.aeiou.pt/benfica/vieira-fala-escandalo-diz-que-nao-havia-vontade-que-benfica-passasse-384086
E acho que não é preciso meter outras declarações de 2004 e arredores...
>mfw portubros thought Nani was a Striker and Chubby Quaremsa could win them the Euro
Lel
>>67979425
just wait for the (you) in a few months.
>>67977483
>>67979425
We've playing like shit but end up winning every single match.
>tfw smashed by the greeks in their own backyard at euro 2004
>tfw no strikers
>>67979412
You took the wrong way, I'm not mad. I was legitimately saying it's harder having your flag. Worse than you just Poo in the Loo.
Só para dizer que apesar de estar sempre aqui a destilar ódio contra os lagartos e tripeiros, lá no fundo é tudo banter e eu amo-vos a todos. Amo, inclusive, o anónimo Brasileiro que está sempre a dizer que ninguém quer saber da liga Portuguesa.
>>67979506
I didn't take it the wrong way, I took the only way. Write better next time.
But good luck. One day you may realize you can be more than a toxic wimp.
>>67979579
Também te amo meu corno lampião. Vai lá bater na tua mulher.
>>67977483
Get off your proxie leaf.
>>67979669
que delicia, trabalha meu cacetxi
I have never seen so much TSUUUUUUposters in one thread holy shit
>>67979781
Can you get me a job in there?
>>67979948
Depends,did you pass algebra?
This is now a thread reserved to nothing but the finest portuguese players.
>>67978690
This tbf
>>67979969
He's kinda like Sporting.
Looks GOAT during pre season.
>>67980148
>>67978662
It's the only place where people give me lots of (you)s
>>67979964
I studied political science
>>67979110
Now that you mention it, this overflow of portuguese shitposting started with that one meme.
>>67980207
t. Desempregado que já passou pela JSD
>>67979969
Rui Costa was the king
>>67980233
Daily reminder that since 2008 (the year Rui "O Maestro" Costa took over our football) we have been growing non stop.
Make Benfica great again.
>>67980329
yup, growing your depts...
>>67980364
apaga isto
sometimes i wish there weren't so many americans on 4chan so we could actually have a posting personality.
india is poo in loos, straya is shitposters, canada is human trash, but america we're just kinda eh
>>67980453
if you have any divegrass "knowledge", you can piss off euro's with fallacies or just post things like
>draw 2-2
>qualify to next round
or
>team A draws with team B
>team C wins title
>>67980635
>australian humour
Peseiro BTFO lads
>>67983797
>Nuno Espírito Santo
Porto is fucked again.
The title is coming to Lisbon.
>>67977483
I really really like Japanese posters, they bring the banter like no one else
You ever heard portuguese? Every suffix in your language sounds like your fucking a dead fish which is appropriate for you muslim bearded lookin pirates. How da phuck do yall have a full beard but are str8 balding haha
>>67986694
embarrassing post
do better
You ever heard portuguese? Every suffix in your language sounds like your fucking a dead fish which is appropriate for you bearded muslim lookin pirates. How da phuck do yall have a full beard but are str8 balding haha
I've always hated how autistic you guys get when your shitty irrelevant league gets slandered. The fucking aussies are more tolerable than you cunts.
And yall gotta fall back on penlaodu ( is that how yall say phaggot HAHA!) ass christiano. Real talk i see that phaggot on a picture frame in a portuguese house b4 i see one of Jesus christ lmao sswrongg wid emmm !
>>67978474
What does it say nigga
For real you porkchops cant even talk back? Is that why yall work construction till your maroon around your v-neck line?
>>67987106
Fuck off faggot
>>67986734
>>67986795
>>67987106
Fuck off back to where ever you came from, nig nog.
>>67987124
>>67987134
Im not black and dont talk back im your father. At least you said SOMTHING did these porkchops get beat so hard from their port wine drunken fathers they forgot how to speak? Cheeezzz!
>>67986584
I think it's ONE Japanese poster and he isn't even Japanese desu
>>67986810
It says Holanda isntead of Países Baixos (Netherlands).
>>67986413
NES is good shut up
>>67987752
No he ain't he flopped hard in Valencia, he will just keep playing spaniards at Porto and keep the money laundry machine going.
