SL are trailing by 54 runs
I was promised the OP would be the Maxwell edit
FUCK you
>>67976461
fuck the threads that night were absolute bants
>Kikeal Cuck literally crying bitch tears
>>67976469
>Anonymous 05/30/16(Mon)11:58:06 No.67976469▶
>I was promised the OP would be the Maxwell edit
>FUCK you
who the fuck is maxwell?
>>67976469
I was on it m8
>>67976461
>making the thread 9 posts early
at least your OP pic isn't some shitty australian women's cricketer
>>67976475
Daniel recently pointed out that it was Ashes Thread #60
true pottery
>>67976482
find it in the archive for me
>>67976464
Hadlee was shit and got wickets because no one else on the team was good enough to take them.
Marshall and Holding were from le olden days
Akram has me seething
>>67976475
I remember waking up just in time for this and watching it convinced I was still asleep
>losing the ashes in a session
>ausfailia
>>67976469
KEK you are literally seething because no one else has EVER stolen your edit from /soc/ in eight months
>>67976493
i dont want to
>>67976501
>got wickets because no one else on the team was good enough to take them
>averaged 22
>better SR than McGrath
nearly had me
>>67976509
what? its a new edit
>>67976501
>Hadlee was shit
This is a CLASSIC krazycivilservant bait, do NOT respond to it.
debated going for this one as it was my only other /cric/ related photo and sums up this summer
>>67976516
>>67976528
My truthbombs shake you to your core, don't they
>>67976528
Where did this civil servant meme come from?
>>67976547
Because he lives in Canberra.
>Kimber's more of a case of a capable prose writer amongst a load of shit. Most writers of his calibre aim a lot higher than journalism. He's not that great, tons of his articles use the same cliched approach, particularly the end-of-career ones he does every now and then. The lack of ability within sports journalism amazes me sometimes, but I guess all the capable writers are elsewhere.
>I do. I'm a writer. You don't know me.
Based Daniel.
what is cricket's most consistent meme, /cric/?
Got tickets for the Pakistan test at Edgbaston lads
>>67976577
Do you think Brydon Coverdale is anything like his character on The Chase Australia?
>cook getting Finn on as much as possible so he can bat again and get his 10K
>>67976577
>spewing opinions about edgy metal
>no deadlines
>"a writer"
>>67976461
delete this
>>67976601
I had no idea he had a TV career.
Absolutely based.
based Herath
krazykrezja is absolutely seething right now
Daniel, you here m8?
How's your novel coming along?
>>67976635
Pretty good m8. It's a romance/espionage thriller.
I've named it "The Slav Who Spurned Me"
>>67976590
Going to be dire lad. I've got a ticket for the Pakistan ODI here and it will be a complete stomping
>>67976654
Based. Make sure you avoid using a heap of pretty standard cliches, otherwise you'll end up like mediocre writers like Jarrod Kimber.
Got tickets for the 7th and deciding ODI against Sri Lanka this summer lads
>>67976671
Why does NZC love ODI's so much? Saw >your schedule and >you have like 15 of them in 2017/18, kek
>>67976590
how nice of england to play pakistan on their home turf
reminder Poo Peeland's greatest cricketing rival is literally Sri Lanka
>Can I ask how old you are? I don't mean to cause offence but I swear everything you post on this sub is either ignorant, misinformed or an unpopular opinion.
Is /u/thehairyjavelin actually statscunt?
>>67976682
don't even get me started
this country is forever playing catch up with the rest of the world
>>67976682
Trying to capitalise on the World Cup I'd imagine
They used to be more of a test nation
>>67976671
Please no
I want to see Pakistan test and South Africa test
>tfw no good games in Wellington until March
Got tickets for the dark third's world arena tour 2016 lads
Got tickets to watch this pseudotripfag drama again tomorrow lads
>>67976705
Based. Save me a seat if you can
>>67976701
Sell outs tbqh
I preferred their earlier, rawer sound on the EP that was only ever released on the frontman's linkedin
>>67976698
Why are you in wellington now statscunt?
Got 4 spare tickets for the Australia vs England Rugby Test in Sydney lads. They're worth like $300 each but I'm too lazy to sell them. Anyone want them?
Got tickets to a train running me over and ending my suffering tomorrow lads
>>67976715
>Thanks to everyone who listened in to the 95bFM show, it'll be up as a podcast in the next few days for those who missed it.
>We also spent yesterday recording what will likely be our first single, which should surface in the coming weeks we hope.
What did they mean by this?
>>67976726
Daniel on Stuff.co.nz's hottest 100 watch
Got tickets to /r/cricket's social indoor cricket meetup game lads
Got tickets to a fancy restaurant where I intend to do a big poo lads
wicket fucking when
>>67976726
>posted a month ago
>neither of those things have happened
Get the fuck off reddit and sort out your priorities holy shit daniel
The future of aus/cric/ is looking bright
>>67976784
Based goosey
Sri Lanka will unironically win this
>gone for half an hour
>phone hasn't buzzed
>expect chandimeme to be on 140 and Herath to be on 0
>Herath has 32
Come on Cook we know you're desperate for the 10k but letting a literal marshmallow score runs is just ridiculous
>>67976806
/cric/ on elite opinions watch
Has there literally been one good Test series since 2014?
>>67976830
you are literally watching one
What the fuck is chandimal even doing
This is evidently their plan you idiot just smash it through the off side
>>67976830
The ashes are always good. I enjoyed Poo Peeland's golden age ending too.
Sri LELNKA
>>67976870
Daniel on Cricket Captain 2015 experience watch
what are the odds of chandimal getting out straight after the 100? he's been shitting himself on 99 I feel he's gonna relax and do something silly straight after
>>67976830
England/New Zealand
>tfw no qt Lankan gf
>>67976905
i had one in my first year at pooni. she had amazing tits
Jesus christ he was looking fine until 99
>>67976903
This
>he broke his helmet and threw his bat away celebrating
Fuck sake england I wanted to win by an innings
>>67976926
>not wanting based cookeh to get the record by smashing his first ball for six and winning the match at the same time
>empty ground
>in England
Test cricket truly on suicide watch
>another Muslim trying to take someone's head off
It never ends does it?
>>67976926
I know man, it sucks
>>67976941
>the north east
>england
sure m8
>>67976972
>England is only in London
kys my man
>>67976966
What's your endgame, meme irish test match fan?
>herath pulling woakes in front of square
what's going on
>>67976984
Cook wants that record. Today.
>>67976941
Wonder if they've actually considered reducing the fucking ticket prices.
My cousin is there today.
>>67976983
isnt he the english expat?
>>67976996
Apparently if you go today you get a free ticket to a meme20
What an insult
What's for lunch lads?
Every run Sri Lanka now score, England will have to chase down.
Just bought a pair of nice shoes lad
Cook (c)
Warner
Kohli
Roof
Chandimal (w)
Rahana
Woakes
Amir
Yasir
Broad
Hazlewood
>>67977091
what are you doing
i had to check this wasnt an American flag
>>67976996
Cricket Australia only just realised that was a good idea and reduced prices by almost 2/3 for this summer
>>67977091
Williamson on suicide watch. Also, Matthews.
>>67977091
Is this supposed to be a world XI? That's fucking dire lad
>>67977104
CA are literally the most progressive cricket board there is, by far
>>67977072
There are 16 other lads in here lad
>>67977106
KEK, Mathews doesn't get to carry drinks
>>67976996
Honestly most people probably didn't think it would go on this long. I was there on Saturday and thought it would be over by tea on sunday.
>>67977122
yfw its still going tomorrow
>>67977115
They were also charging nearly $90 per ticket at one stage
>>67976657
but handsome elite gun amir is going to absolutely fuck england's shit in at edgbston
>>67977130
which is standard in other sports
>>67977129
>Cook breaks 10,000 after a 300 ball stand with Compton for a partnership of 40
>>67977116
>There are 16 other lads in here lad
Haha xD (sorry for bad English) haha
>KEK, Mathews doesn't get to carry drinks
I just feel like it's too early to select Woakes.
>>67977115
Is Cricket Australia the progressive rock of cricket boards?
>>67977110
it's an elite gun xi based on raw quality
>>67977144
Maybe in poonion, I don't pay nearly that much for AFL games
>>67977148
I agree on Woakes, but Mathews is just "good" and should never be on a World XI
>>67977015
Correct
Just oiled my bat lads
>>67977106
williamson and matthews are meme players
i think my side side literally perfect
>mfw Sri lelnka obtain lead of 130
>Bowl england out for 120
Fuck sake england why do you do this
>>67977195
Williamson is the opposite of a meme. He's fucking autistic.
You also missed Steve "GOAT" Smith
Reminder that if you don't refresh cricket.com.au everyday in anticipation for the latest Andrew Ramsey article, YOU are a SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual peasant.
>>67977163
Am I that transparent? But you're correct, I don't attend poor peoples games.
>tfw going to be stuck in (rural) Cucktoria for a few months
Not sure how I'm going to cope being in a bogan jump state tbqh
>>67977209
They just hired a paki for a bowling consultant, just wait for the front-foot no balls to come out
>>67977216
steve smith can't play a ball that moves anywhere either in the air or off the pitch
>>67977217
Still digesting that last one tbqh
Got no money in my bank account, tried to shift some money around on friday but they said it would take till monday. However, they've flagged it as suspicious (sending 100 quid to an account in my own name) so won't go through till wednesday, got no food in and 0 money till wednesday. Should I offer to suck someone's willy for 50 quid?
>>67977234
He's one of the best players of spin in the world m8.
Stove's problem in the ashes was that his meme shuffle was inconsistent, so he had the wrong idea of where his off stump was and fished out at deliveries he should have left. That problem was addressed after the fourth test.
>>67977234
Literally every ball moves when you bowl you poofter
>>67977252
>He's one of the best players of spin in the world m8.
>0 (ZERO) hundreds in Asia
>>67977252
>problem was adressed after the 4th test
you mean when the series was dead and buried?
>>67977250
Yeah m8, buy a ticket and fly over
>>67977250
just go down to your local madrassa lad
>>67977261
Daily reminder that Kane got BTFO by Mitchell Marsh and Jackson Bird
>>67977261
>played in Asia as a fucking terrible allrounder
Wait for the Indian tour. Stove will score a double century in the second innings while Voges carries his bat through both innings and you will LITERALLY neck yourself
>>67977280
>and you will LITERALLY neck yourself again
FTFY
That already happened in February
>>67977274
>changing the subject
KEK
>>67977280
He literally already had one tour of India as a specialist batsman and flopped miserably. Kek. Kane got the hundy in literally his first go.
>Vogecocksucker
>doing anything apart from letting the tailenders hog the strike
KEK
you now remember this series of events:
>Voges becomes the new Bradman
>fan submitted (read: statscunt) article on cricinfo LITERALLY seething at how Voges dared to average above 60
>statscunt goes into the locked ward after having a nervous breakdown
If you don't rate root then you seriously have brain damage or something
>>67977307
Reminder Voges' averages twice as much as Kane
Reminder GOATges' spanking of the Poo Peeland side caused >your greatest ever batsman to give up on life
>>67977307
I didn't change any subject because I wasn't the guy you were talking to. I just wanted to remind you of that
>He literally already had one tour of India as a specialist batsman and flopped miserably
umm what? He played two(2) games and was arguably the only played who came away from that series with his reputation enhanced
Once again you are exposed as a seething fucking casual.
>steve smith is the best batsman in the world
i can't tell if it's shitposting, delusion or just plain retardation anymore
>unironically giving herath a test 50 in England
I seriously hope this isn't the universe I'm living in.
>>67977328
Yep, and in those two (2) games, he failed to score a single hundred. Which proves my point.
Is literacy not a requirement to work as a civil servant?
>>67977327
At the end of the day, you're still a friendless faggot who was intimidated by a gate who WILL roast alive in a bushfire this year.
>>67977336
Aww, did GOATven GODth fuck your missus?
>b-but the rankings don't count :(
YOU are literally furious
>>67977318
I consider Root to be the best current batsman across all formats. Talking tests alone I'd say Kane desu.
>>67977365
>I consider Root to be the best current batsman across all formats.
He is great in Tests but only good in ODI and T20.
Warner is clearly the best batsman across 3 formats. Followed by de Villiers and then Smith.
>>67977365
BUT MUH RANKINGS MUH STATS
see >>67977353
>>67977380
Except Root has achieved fucking nothing in pyjama cricket if we're talking across formats.
Smith carried his nation to a World Cup win.
>>67977365
the kane meme is over after he was ruthlessly btfo by GOATstralia in his own conditions
>>67977353
No one rates Smoth outside of
Australia lad, fucking deal with it.
>>67977252
yeah well regardless he's too ugly to be in a side of handsome strong guns sorry, we'll let hazlewood off
>>67977413
Nah I still rate him. Give him a few tests against the Windies to statpad. He didn't get that luxury last year and still kept himself up.
>>67977414
Nobody likes Australian cricketers outside of Australia, that's how it's always been, I think they feed off it. I rate Smith higher than Kohli and I get eaten alive for it in Trinidad.
>>67977414
>Smith is a homebabby because I s-said so
One of the weakest memes. Averages atleast 40 everywhere he has played.
>>67977443
oh and warner too
jesus whats with you aussies sort it out
just imagine how much confidence this could give herath's bowling
i semi-ironically think england will lose
>>67977451
>He didn't get that luxury last year and still kept himself up.
...
...
...
How fresh are you? NZC hosts Sri Lanka literally every year so he can do that. He averages like 300 against the might of Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and Windies
>>67977453
>in NZ 131
>in WI 141.5
christ.
>averages 93 v india
btfo
>england might not win this test match today
kek
>>67977493
you
can someone post voges average against WI please. I want to feel statscunt seething rage
>>67977502
still applies, if they can't get herath out for ages >we could struggle to get the rest out, if they can bat till tea they've got a good chance of taking it to the 5th day
BASED JIMMY ANDERSON
what's your favourite method of dismissal lads
personally, i find it to be oddly aesthetically pleasing when round arm off breakers or othordox left armer achieve lbw against left handers and right handers respectively, like swann's lbw dismissal to left handers with all that drift just use to make me just quiver in my pant's a little bit every time
that said, i'm not sure i could say i prefer all this to a simon doull to nasser hussein tier fast legbreak
>>67977561
Outswinger that starts leg, squares them up and bowls them
>>67977472
It'd be a call back to the old days if they did
>>67977453
Yeah, yeah we've heard it all before krazykucka;
>GRRRR ME DUMB BOGAN, STRAYA BEST, ONLY STRAYA PLAYERS GOOD, ENGLAND A SHIT
>>67977572
Harris_to_Cook.webm
>>67977572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYT6HaV15mo
there's also something pretty about a nick to slip, man cricket is so /art/
>>67977561
Clean bowled via swing.
>>67977561
chopping on playing a shit cut shot or hit wicket.
Love the despondency in the batsman's face after either one.
>>67977584
not quite, RH to RH over the wicket.
>>67977561
I used to be that cunt that mankadded in under 10s
As a leg spinner, there was nothing better than a good stumping. Outside edges to slips were always nice, but goddamn it felt good to outwit a bloke trying to belt you for a six.
Penis time
>>67977590
No, fuck edges. They involve competent catches behind the stumps
>>67977614
But gay lad
>>67977610
I bowled legspinners, but my keeper was so shit he used to stand back to me. literally couldn't pick my googly and didn't have the footwork to get to my hard spun legspinner so had to give himself room. got 2 cunts stumped a season on average just because of how hard some people tried to slog someone just because their a spinner, literally halfway down the track way past a ball
>>67977591
that was my favourite too when i was 12 m8
>>67977622
>butt gay
this is a sangakarra tier innings, good job we won't get umpball but you just know this doofus eranga is gonna get out to jimmy any minute
>>67977610
>throw faster one down leg
>outwit
m8. Its now outwitting if they are just swinging, its just executing the delivery
>>67977635
Gotta have a code with the keeper lad
If I scratched my head it was the google while digging in my mark was a slider
>>67977610
yeah shit a stumping to a spinner is defo high tier as long as it's not a number 10 going for a slog or something
>>67977662
I was a regular Shane Warne lad, you have NO IDEA the amount of complex calculations that would go into each ball
Objective World Test XI:
>Warner
>Cock
>Kane
>Poot
>Smith
>de Villiers
>de Kock (wk)
>Starc
>Bread
>Hazlewood
>Shah
Objective World ODI XI:
>Warner
>de Kock (wk)
>Kohli
>Smith
>de Villiers
>Maxwell
>Faulkner
>Starc
>Amir
>"The Fizz"
>Tahir
>>67976461
5-0 cunt
Personally I find spinners not that hard to pick. They usually change a lot of things in their delivery stride, so even if your advancing, its just a case of dropping your bat dead on it.
There are some leggies out there with genuinly hard balls to pick, but then you can start reading more into the line of the delivery and covering it with your pad.
Offies are usually the worst culprit, especially after you belt them. If they look like an angry cunt, you know the next ball is going to be darted at your legs
>>67977711
>de Kock
?
>Maxwell
>Fuckner
Maybe two years ago
>>67977675
I didn't have enough variation to bother desu, my whole thing was being able to have a massive legspinning stock ball. odd googly that fucked the keeper, and I had a topspinner that I used to be able to make bounce like a tennis ball but the keeper was so shit for that team I had to stop using it even when he was stood back. thinking about it that entire team was really odd, me and the guy I opened the batting with played for yorkshire juniors and the others are barelly good enough for 2nd XI cricket in their 20s
>>67977711
>abdv at 6
neck yourself laddie. Kane is better down the order then him, he only bats so high because of Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>67977740
le Cock is elite in pyjama. he sort of defaults it in Test by being the only good keeper-batsman around atm (Chandimal will literally give up the gloves next game)
no idea why you're questioning Maxwell. he was elite at the start of the year and only failed in the one series against PP. Fuckner I guess has been shit for awhile but he is still the best pyjama allrounder. not like MMarsh is better (yet)
>>67977752
pure autism. Kane is an elite 3
>>67977711
Cook
Vijay
Williamson
Kohli
Root
Stokes
Chandimal
Shah
Broad
Steyn
Anderson
The wicket is good
>>67977805
I unironically rate Hastings and Stokes above Fuckner.
Maxwell literally had one good innings and did jack shit in every other game.
>>67977711
amir is twice the cricketer starc is and should be in tests, he's an absolute gun and this will be fully realized soon, sorry you lack the intuition
>>67977876
ebin
>>67977353
>see this post
>poo peeland stops posting
kek
KEK
Did the mean ausGODS bully poo peeland away again?
>>67977881
No one knows how Amir will hold up in tests after incarceration. If he had a normal career, I'd agree with you but he's bound to have lost form.
Starc is fucking elite and will go down as one of the best bowlers of the decade.
>>67977881
He hasnt even played a Test match in 6 (six) years. That's a logical fallacy if ever I've seen one
Name on, t. British Pakistani
>>67977353
>more pakistanis in a batting ranking than poms and poolanders
Kek
>>67977888
Do you want a cup of tea lad ?
>>67977917
I think most teams would have lots of batsmen in the top 10 if they played on the roads of the UAE for most test matches
>>67977598
>17 dings
He's out LEL
>>67977917
tfw no West Indies
Over by the end of the day
>>67977903
it doesn't matter, bowling isn't really rocket science, you're kinda either good at it or you're not, not like he's not been practising. he showed enough in the one day matches against new zealand to show he's gonna come back and be seriously good, just like he was when he was just 17, if not better.
Nice ball from Broady.
Aleem's had a dodgy pie. Kek.
>>67977953
name ON, Abdul
Imagine if shit lanka had actually tried in the second day
Aleem Dar on trying to not shit himself watch
>>67977880
>I unironically rate Hastings and Stokes
3/10 b8 m8
pick better players next time
>Now then, I've never seen this before. Umpire Aleem Dar isn't feeling well and has left the field. His place will be taken by third umpire (and star of DRS reviews) Rod Tucker, with fourth umpire David Millns promoted to the third seat.
kek
Sick of the weather?
Based Mo
Will Christianity ever recover?
>>67977964
Don't joke about ibs mate
>>67977960
just wait till next month
hales and vince, probs even cook will barely last 3 balls against him
screencap this
Aleem Ltd.
It can be hard getting paid to stand still all day
>>67977995
I have mild IBS mate so if you could stop triggering me by assuming things about the jokes i'm making that would be swell you jumped up little paddy eoin
Moeen for late callup to the Euros.
yfw Cock still doesnt get 10000
>>67977998
shouldn't you be umpiring, Aleem?
>>67977985
It's not like Fuckner is the gold standard either
sri lanka are tanking/matchfixing
>>67978006
I'm the same mate that's why I said don't joke about poor aleem
>>67978013
>yfw Cock still doesnt get 10000
Honestly must be embarrassing having to do that
I've got a properly weak bladder and I hate having to break doing things to go for a piss.
>>67978014
>Fuckner was MotM in the CWC final literally lastyear
>meanwhile Stokes went 6,6,6,6
>meanwhile Hastings is a literal jobber and is unlikely to ever play for Aus again
or if you prefer i could pull their numbers in which case Fuckner is again the clear winner
>>67978023
aleem is just a curry monster lad one too many vindaloos last night nothing to do with IBS
>There are fewer people at the ground than the imaginary characters in my head..
Christ is it worse than the NZ Test?
why are aussie posters here so hostile and bias and unlikeable. your team is fucking ugly kek
>>67978073
im paid by CA to shill on a chinese imageboard
>>67978035
>last year
He's been absolute trash since the world cup
>>67978073
Honestly feel the same.
It is rare as fuck to get ANY Australian cricket fan to admit to a player from another country being good, and the team and community itself is hypocritical as all fuck which is excused with the PLAY TO WIN mentality which apparently isn't alright for other countries to do. Why I can't support them desu.
>>67978028
I interrupted a funeral to go for a piss once.
Honestly felt like killing myself.
Finally it's ogre
>>67978116
t. Australian indian
>>67978116
Completely agreed
Ausfailian Cucket Bogans ruined this sport for me and I now support Afghanistan
>>67978119
At least you'd fit in there if you did
I'm still worried SL could win this
Just remember Australia got bowled about for , what what is, fifty something??
LELKEK
alright game in the end
>>67978132
you're now aware that australia would legit lose to aghanistan away
>>67978116
>literally no one arguing that Root is GOAT or that Yasir is the best spinner etc
>U R BIAS FAGS :(((
No peeking, how many 6's has Cook scored in his 127 test matches?
Replaying Pokemon Black/White.
Fuck me, why does it feel like it was the last one to have any effort put into it? Gen 6 was a complete blunder content wise.
>>67978152
After UNIRONICALLY losing to Zimbabwe, it's possible
>>67978172
Elite Gamer Tip: Pokemon was an inferior knock-off of Shin Megami Tensei
Download SMT IV right now goosey
>>67978172
just play black 2, sequels are much better
i'm playing heart gold atm
>>67978172
Tried playing Pokemon on my phone recently. It's a bit shit really, don't know how I played it so much as a kid.
>>67978152
Daily reminder that Ausfailia
>lost to Zimbabwe
>10/48
>10/60
>whitewashed by India
>whitewashed by Pakistan
Shapoor>Starc
Dawlat>Hazlewood
Rambo>Pattinson
Shahzad>Warner
Stanikzai>Smith
Zahir>Lyon
>>67976896
Do you think that is a trap?
>>67978194
lol look at this fucking normie
you probs played shitty gen 1
>>67978210
I played Blue as a kid, rocking the Bulbasaur.
Tried Soul Silver, got bored.
>>67978196
Based Krazypaki
>>67978189
But I already do have SMT IV.
Kind of stopped playing it after getting the Neutral route.
>>67978193
Already have, in fact competed the Pokedex on it.
>>67978216
gen 2 remakes are goat get out
>>67978171
>>67978206
both wrong (but youll get it right if you cooperate)
>herath opening the bowling to cuck, an excellent player of spin who's shitting himself because he needs 5 runs for 10K and has played their seamers awfully so far this series
wtf
>>67978223
AfGOATistanis =/= Paki Punjabi human filth. But yeah their Pashtuns are cool
>>67978236
37
>>67978239
>>67978262
3+7 = 10
meaning that when/if he reaches 10k, 0.1% will be from sixes.
>>67978290
Why be fancy when you can be efficient
Congrats cook
>>67978301
Based cookie
you can tell that cook treats his batting like a science, it's not pretty but it's effective
COOK
O
O
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