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>That guy who claims he's American but hates baseball
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>That guy who claims he's American but hates baseball
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>>67975196
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>the white dude that watches cuckhoop
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Some people are too stupid to understand it.
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I love playing baseball but it is unwatchable
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>>67975205
>the black dude that watches hockey
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>>67975206
Easily the least complex of the major sports
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>>67975224
No.. if you never watched baseball you'd have no idea.
Haven't you ever seen the movie Blast from the Past starring Brendan Fraser?
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>>67975234
>tries to say Baseball is complex
>uses Brendan to prove a point

Is there any post more JUST?
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>>67975224

Baseball is easily the most complex of the major sports.

FTFY
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>>67975234
>>67975283
Having played basketball, football, baseball, and hockey while growing up I can say with absolute certainty that baseball is the least complex. Now I've never played soccer, nor have I watched more than the occasional world cup match, but I imagine it is vastly more complex and challenging to manage than baseball too.
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>>67975196
lol baseball is trash. I literally live 2 mind away from a stadium and I never go to the games and we have one of the top 3 players in the of all MLB. it's boring and nobody cares
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>>67975224
2/10
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>>67975234

I have often walked down this street before...

>tfw no prime Alicia Silverstone gf
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>>67976152
It's not bait. I also posted >>67975304
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>>67975205
> the child who thinks watching tv or buying something makes you a cuck because he only knows the word from 4chan
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>>67975304
Same. I used to pick dandelions in the outfield. The only fun part was batting which you'd only do four maybe five times a game. Then even if you're a phenom, you're only getting on base every third bat. From there your odds of scoring a run are what? One out of every five times you get on base?

I played that shit sport until track was finally available.
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>>67975224
4/10
>mildly annoyed me
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>that guy who claims baseball is an entertaining sport
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>that white guy who doesn't watch hockey or baseball but watches apehoop
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>>67979036
How is 2016, and they still can't filter out the fucking sneaker squeaks over broadcast
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>>67979049
That's such a great sound compared to Jeff Van Gundy reliving his glory days with coach and begging for a job.
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>>67975196

Baseball is literally the worst sport in America. The only reason it is still around is because retired 80 year old brain dead blue hairs demand to watch their sport because 65 years ago it "got me through the rough times. When all was bad in the world we still had baseball."

I will never understand the 20+ year old young guy who wears his teams hat and colors every other day of the week. That and people who like soccer.
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>>67979099
This guy gets it
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>>67979099
I'm sorry you have adhd
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>>67979099
>I will never understand the 20+ year old young guy who wears his teams hat and colors every other day of the week

Basically the type of man who only does something because it's what their daddy did.
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>>67979177
Im sorry we all weren't born autistic like you
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>>67978928
actually this one
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>>67979177

Baseball sucks
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>>67979177
Even the best players only get on base one out of every three bats, and even when the ball is in play- usually only two or three players have to fucking do anything unless it turns into a clusterfuck.
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cant fucking wait for NFL training camps, basebore is fucking awful
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>>67979229
"Complex" I know ;^)
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>>67979254
>literally watching people train
why
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>>67979270
Because a lot of americans are so retarded they watch people train
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>>67979270
Hockey and basketball almost over

>Football doesn't start until September
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>>67975304
>Running with a ball in your arms is more complex than hitting a 95mph ball the correct way to get on base

I absolutely love taking idiots who say baseball is easy to batting cages and watch them try to hit
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>>67979297
>tfw european championship in a couple of weeks
it's not bad for us
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>>67979319
>complex
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>>67979270
because watching NFL players train is more entertaining than the pathetic excuse of a sport that basebore is
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>>67979319
you have shit taste.
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>>67979343
>Not knowing what a shift is
>It's extra innings so they're trying not to lose vs a guy who hits to right

Really hard for you to comprehend? Go run like a monkey and dab like cam newton
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>>67979343
>>67979375

>actually trying to defend this
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>>67979360
You have shit knowledge
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>>67979349
fair enough lel
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>>67979388
>He can't argue against it
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>>67979343
The Padres bunted to third right?
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>baseball fan posts this thread
>people react
>baseball fans getting all salty
Baseball BTFO
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>>67979423
iirc he hit it right into the fucking shift like a retard
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>>67979375
If this were football the batter would just hit it left. But this is luckswing and you close your eyes and hope to make contact.

How this sport is considered in the top 4 is beyond me. I would group it with the likes of golf, tennis, nascar, ect.
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>it's difficult, therefore it's entertaining

No faggots. You know what else is difficult? Pooping into a shoe box from 50 stories high. That's real fucking difficult and more entertaining than baseball.
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>>67979319
you're confusing "not complex" with "easy" my friend.

Losing weight is simple and not complex. But it is very hard.
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>>67979499
If I was flipping through the channels (passed the luckswing games) and there was a news report about an insane hobo trying to do just that- I'd stick around to see if he did it.
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>>67975196
>boreball
Almost as bad as divegrass
Literally nothing redeemable about both
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>>67979049
maybe you'd prefer MAKE SOME NOIIISE and EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS over the sounds of the actual game?

This goddamn YOLO fuck generation.
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>>67979627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umaPhVK1L3c
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>>67978951
>batting .333 in high school
>thinking youre a phenom
Lol i batted .560 and was a shit player. Kids from my area that got scholarships had way higher my buddy was over .720 his senior year and didnt even play college ball.
The reason .333 is so good in MLB is because the level of pitching is unfathomably good. I guarantee you would go 0/50 against even a triple a pitcher
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>>67979536
>losing weight is hard
Fatty detected. Literally just eat less you worthless piece of shit
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Baseball is the absolute comfiest sport.

>It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops. Today, October 2, a Sunday of rain and broken branches and leaf-clogged drains and slick streets, it stopped, and summer was gone.

>Somehow, the summer seemed to slip by faster this time. Maybe it wasn't this summer, but all the summers that, in this my fortieth summer, slipped by so fast. There comes a time when every summer will have something of autumn about it. Whatever the reason, it seemed to me that I was investing more and more in baseball, making the game do more of the work that keeps time fat and slow and lazy. I was counting on the game's deep patterns, three strikes, three outs, three times three innings, and its deepest impulse, to go out and back, to leave and to return home, to set the order of the day and to organize the daylight. I wrote a few things this last summer, this summer that did not last, nothing grand but some things, and yet that work was just camouflage. The real activity was done with the radio--not the all-seeing, all-falsifying television--and was the playing of the game in the only place it will last, the enclosed green field of the mind. There, in that warm, bright place, what the old poet called Mutability does not so quickly come.
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>>67979747
>i can't read: the post
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>>67979789
O i read it perfectly my cheeto dusted friend. Im sorry you cant overcome your desire to inhale kfc 3 times a day. I bet youre the kind of worthless fuck piling his motorized scooter to the brim with mountain dew at walmart then taking forever in checkout because hes posting frogs on his phone
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>>67979789
>Losing weight is simple and not complex. But it is very hard.
>Losing weight... Is very hard
>losing weight is hard
Literally just reduce your calorie intake and stop being a worthless fuck
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>>67980005
It's very easy, it's just fucking miserable

t. wrestler
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>>67980029
Nah friend bulking is miserable. Im always behind on my macros where do people find the time?
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>>67980005
Or just keep the same intake and do cardio or weights. There's literally dozens of ways around it. Just because being lazy is easy it doesn't make not being lazy hard.
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>>67980039
I have a feeling for most of the hamplanets in question they would have to sacrifice some of their daily 4000 kcals
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>>67980036
2 MORE SCOOPS CMON
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>>67980075
>be 220
>no longer athlete so time to lose weight
>think about my diet
>mfw I have to cut back on the beer
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>>67979958
>>67980005
Both cutting and bulking are very simple in how to achieve either. We agree on that friends. I'm just trying to highlight the difference between something being simple and something being easy. If both of you fine gentlemen are able to gain and lose weight with little to no effort, congratulations. Most people have a hard time sticking to the simple concept of weight loss/gain, which is what makes it hard.

Since this doesn't relate to baseball, I wish both of you gentlemen best of luck. From the sounds of your posts though, I'm sure you both very easily obtained your ideal bodies, and will enjoy all the advantages a nice body brings.
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>unironically watching boreball
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>>67975196
>162 games
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>>67979458
If this were football, he wouldn't have a bat, there wouldn't be a pitcher, etc.
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>>67975196
First of all its a pastime not a sport

Second of all its fucking boring
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