>Baseball just a autistic sport compared to cricket
>Basketball what a stupid sport where you depend on height
>football, yes it is football not soccer you fat fuck amerifag
Most watched sport and all people watch is passing ball around and if you are lucky and dont change the channel for a minute you can watch a goal or two
>NFL they hardly play it, most of the time they stand in the position to get fucked in the ass
>cricket and tennis
Now these are the master sports which require skill, technique and athleticism
shut up
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>>67973280
>there's a butthole on the flag
Cannot make this up
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>>67973280
cricket is gay
>>67973280
Indian
doesnt mention country sport/pastime of shitting in the streets
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hitting streets
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>>67973490
Saved to my international banter folder lads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
>>67973280
>This flag
Go back to shitting in the streets. When was the last time an Indian was relevant in any of the sports you mentioned, save for cricket?
>>67973914
what will the aliens think when they see indians shitting up space
>baseball is autistic
>cricket isn't
Holy fuck have you watched either of them? you have to be on the spectrum to even understand how cricket works. At least baseball makes sense.
What makes bowlpaddle less austistic than luckswing?
>>67973980
This, holy shit. How is baseball autistic when there's a lot more shit in Cricket.
>>67973280
WHERE DOES THE POO GO?
id love to blow you yuros out by pointing out how superior americans are in athetics but mods will just delete the thread. mods are pussy yuros who cant handle the bantz
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>>67973996
SPORT
Indiabro is right, Tbh
>>67974004
>I'm too stupid to understand a sport with actual depth
>everyone who watches it must be autistic
>>67974035
Basketball
>Literally irrelevant except for the last 15 seconds
>Unless you're a lanklet the odds are hugely stacked against you
>Being tall is "athleticism" now
Baseball
>A child's game (rounders) adapted for manchildren
>Being more juiced than Lance Armstrong is "natural ability" now
American "foot"ball
>Rugby for people who are scared to get hurt
>Adverts account for 90% of "game" time
>Stopping every 10 seconds to to inhale from an oxygen tank is "natural fitness" now
Ice Hockey
>Literally no chance of making it unless you're a snownigger
>Biggest rival is a country who's "leader" thinks by beating people you lose
>Punching each other in the crash helmet and body padding with padded gloves is "toughness" now
Please don't blow us out too much burgerbro. You could have shown us all how great you were if it wasn't for that injury, right? What was it, knee? Shoulder? Back? Ankle? Those are the favourites, right?
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>>67974004
>there's a lot more shit in Cricket
Fucking Indians m8
The pinnacle of American Football is viewed as the ad break.
Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximising the amount of ad breaks that can be attempted within an hour. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
Cricket is OK but I can't deal with all that sport. Sometimes several hours can pass without a single break! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch advertisements for eight minutes while commentators frantically create stats to read out in cricket. If cricket wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much strategy in cricket. They bowl in too many areas in too many ways and they preplan their intricate game plan for the next four days far too frequently. What cricket needs to do is make the game shorter, so less time is spent actually watching the sport. Did you guys see the latest Broncos vs 49ers game? 15 television breaks to 34! The 49ers had no answer to Bronco's tactics of constantly ending plays to cut to an ad break.
Its this level of corporate support that is missing in cricket, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys playing a sport against each other for five days. Yawn
>>67974366
>sometimes several hours can pass without ad
Good for you, we get ads after every over
>>67975642
That's nice. It gives you plenty of time to step out your door and take a steamy dump on the sidewalk.
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Saved to my Dutch banter folder
>>67975666
evil trips of truth
can't make this POO up
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>>67973280
Poo in loo you fucking malnourished savage
