>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Thomas Almeida (21-0-0) vs. Cody Garbrandt (8-0-0)
Featherweight
Renan Barão (33-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-12-0)
Welterweight
Tarec Saffiedine (16-4-0) vs. Rick Story (18-8-0)
Middleweight
Chris Camozzi (23-10-0) vs. Vitor Miranda (12-4-0)
Welterweight
Jorge Masvidal (29-10-0) vs. Lorenz Larkin (16-5-0)
Lightweight
Paul Felder (11-2-0) vs. Josh Burkman (28-12-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Women's Bantamweight
Sara McMann (8-3-0) vs. Jessica Eye (11-4-0)
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo def Jordan Rinaldi via unanimous decision(29-28)
Middleweight
Jake Collier def Alberto Uda via rd 2 TKO
Lightweight
Erik Koch def Shane Campbell via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamrweight
Bryan Caraway def Aljamain Sterling via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Heavyweight
Adam Milstead def Chris De La Rocha via rd 2 TKO
I would cum inside both of them.
first for /a/
1st for /a/
It's really frustrating when they try and defend this shit.
I'm thinking of going to Vegas to watch an event. Any Vegas recommendations or tips /heem/?
ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
HEIL SCHAUB
They both should be cut after this.
i would fuck Sarah so hard my dick would bend
friends/training partners shouldnt fight
ngannou
ResidentSleeper edition
classic GSP
I should have gone to make chips.
these bithces should br embaressed
>>67969205
rogan defending lay and pray.wmv
>>67969212
Someone literally asked the same question in the last thread.
>WMMA
>>67969215
What are you guys drinking tonight?
>>67969191
that short buffed out chink is gross af
>/a/ in charge of bunda
>there are 'people' in this thread who aren't enjoying this tactical chess match
please hand you fight fan card and fuck off
Yeah Stann, to the untrained eye nothing is happening, but really this is the best game of chess ever.
>>67969223
It's over kid, let it rest.
>shes cumming hard
Your average Shark Fight fighter has more talent than these two combined. I could do better with a whooping 3 years BJJ and 5 total boxing classes.
>>67969211
she watches a lot of DVD's
>Ranked 6 and 7
Literally how my man? What's saddening is that Eye was ranked 2nd about a year ago.
>>67969219
>>67969246
lil sumpin
th/a/ts /a/ m/a/n
Alright I'm off to get some snacks
>>67969270
l8tr
>>67969257
Great takedown
>>67969266
Don't post this faggot on here again
>>67969270
Grab me something m8, some crisps or something.
>>67969249
>that flag
>thinking this match has any tactical depth
im not suprised desu senpai
Feel actual pity for anyone who put money on Jessica Eye.
>>67969270
good call la, nothing going on in this fight
>>67969264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63eNKue7XRY
>>67969212
I live in Las Vegas
You get the idea, main appeal in the city is gambling and partying
Beware staying for too long in the casinos unless you're looking for something to eat, there are a lot of subliminal tricks they use to make you want to stay
There's a lot of stuff you can do innadesert if you're willing to drive a few miles
Slot machines are everywhere
>>67969294
T-thanks
>>67969249
>watching a chess match
>>67969265
Still pretty new division. The veterans are still ranked pretty high.
>>67969283
Remember when that lasted a week because he couldn't handle everyone calling him a faggot? Good times, good times.
>>67969270
grab me some jammy dodgers
>>67969304
>all those empty seats
>>67969249
>watching a chess match
>>67969219
>not having a natural upwards curve in your dick
Holy shit if only McManus could fight as good as her arms look
god i feel like heeming myself
>>67969248
I'm afraid I've got bad news and it's that you are GAY my friend
mcmann is cute
>>67969257
damn his """"""""""squat""""""""""" form is making me cringe
>>67969249
this is a checkers match in which both players wont move because they might lose
>>67969288
ahahahaah
why so mad argie?
welp I guess Jessica Eye will be dropping back down to 125
>white WMMA """"fighters"""
This division needs more spics
>north-south bunda
>>67969249
I didn't know they had chess matches in the Special Olympics. Big John should just throw these broads out of the fucking cage.
>>67969298
yes, this is correct
eye looks like she's about to cry
>>67969311
>terrible on their feet
>terrible on the ground
WMMA
What will be their excuses?
A. I had to play it safe for my job.
b. I didn't pull the trigger
C. Cracked skull
>>67969242
that's the stuff, some good action in round 3 as well
>It's an episode in which Jessica Eye gets wrestlecucked for the 3rd fight in a row
Time to get cut
please channel jeff monson
womyns mma....smdh lads
>>67969299
>Beware staying for too long in the casinos unless you're looking for something to eat, there are a lot of subliminal tricks they use to make you want to stay
Sounds hella spooky
Worst fight I've seen this year
>>67969347
The division needs more, yet the world needs less.
SARA JEFF MONSON MCMANN
Amazing chess match
Mcmann has the nicest fucking ass
>>67969246
bleach
Well that was boring af
Bad even by wmma standards
>>67969373
God I had hoped that North South would have been the finished.
>>67969381
to be fair shes atleast 4 inches taller than monson
>FS1 Prelim headliner
Welp the casuals just turned out after that embarrassment.
in b4 sara asks for a title shot
>lazy headkick against someone who only wants to take you down
>>67969304
the things i would do mmm mmm mmm...
this semen slurping sport isn't for me guys
POST WMMA BOOTY PLEASE
>>67969380
Not really, we aren't that much really.
>>67969321
those are some nice arms..i busted pretty hard
I've come from the sherdog pbp because I felt the need to remind someone that eye is fighting out of her weight class
deepest divisions right now /heem/?
>>67969399
I'll turn you out bud
eye is getting cut
>>67969379
melvin vs br for bellator belt was way worse
>Jessica! Jessica, where are you going?!
...
>Jessica has some of the most technical stand-up in the division
>11% accuracy
if Jessica Eye was a pirate she'd be Jessica Aye
Do I have enough time to walk to the liquor store and buy a bottle before this shit starts?
AND WOMEN NEED THEIR OWN LEAGUE THESE FIGHTS ARE SO UNDERWHELMING.
Whether we like it or not, it's ultimately better for the UFC to use this platform to promote women than to put on higher paced fights. That is the only way for the sport to grow is to appeal to a wider audience.
>chess match
Rude from Jessica.
>>67969400
Good call, bro
anik asking for grabbing instead of just grabbing
I'M NOT SURPRISED
Look at the shoulders and traps on that bitch
Does UFC not test for steroids ever?
title shot. MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>most technical standup
>chess match
>technical fight
>"I want a title fight"
>asking for a title shot after THAT
L-M-A-O
>>67969429
id give her an angry pirate
She's so nice I think I'm in love /heem/
most autistic and unconvincing ask for a title shot in recent memory
>>67969270
It's what, 2am there? Nothing like some really late night snacks.
I'd let Sara peg me.
>>67969400
She actully did the absolute ass girl
>"and..umm..i'd also like a title shot"
way to sell yourself sara
>>67969400
>>67969400
>>67969400
>>67969400
Called it. Wew!
>>67969430
>women need their own league
They already do. It's called invicta you damn casual.
I w-would v-very much like a t-title shot, t-thank you, senpai
this is the weakest title shot call i've heard
>>67969428
>11% out of 6 strikes attempted
>>67969299
>What's the absolute worst hotel on the strip? The Luxor? The Rio? Citrus Circus?
>>67969416
You promise brah? You do that for me and I'll finger yo butthole so good you'll contemplate your existence.
>a chess match
>very technical
>and uh, I want a title shot.
she asked so nicely, should they just give it to her?
>>67969467
ahhahaha
>>67969441
You don't need roids to look like that. Wrestlers are just very athletic.
Sara McMann is more deserving of a title shot than Tyron Woodley
>>67969429
If Jessica Eye was a terrible fighter, she'd be Jessica Eye.
>>67969429
>one more thing... id really like a title shot
>>67969388
>tfw people only now starting to find out
been jerking it to sara for over 4 years feels good man
Jessica never wins ;_;
>>67969473
>>67969467
Holy shit you'd have to be bored out of your fucking mind to sleep like this.
>>67969449
>Um I uh I want a title shot now please?
She's just a naturally nice person 2bh.
>>67969480
kek, probably
>>67969467
Oh my god that is funny
>>67969487
BUNDA!!
>>67969465
I don't spend too much time in the casinos unless going to a restaurant, I'm too much of a poorfag to spend a lot of time gambling
All the big casinos are good in their own way, they wouldn't be so massive if they weren't
>>67969441
every single fighter is roiding
>>67969494
He put like 5 pounds of face muscle on
>>67969467
is he ded?
>>67969467
Someone tweet this to Dana
McMann looks like she rides her mountain bike around all day and then goes home and takes a huge shit
>>67969504
What kind of subliminal tricks ?
>>67969474
NAH FUGG THAT MIESHA TATE YOURE TAKING EVERYTHING I EVER WORKED FOR MOTHAFUGGA
I WANNA FIGHT YOUR FUGGING ASS XD
UNFORTUNATELY YOU CANT SAY THAT ON FOX :D :D :D :D
>>67969467
this man is passed out from his blood rushing into his boner
>>67969467
LMAO
>Sara McMann will never politely ask you for the dick
Stop forcing this shitty, boring WMMA down our throat Dana.
>Tarec Saffiedine highlight reel of his one leg kick against Rory MacDonald
>Rick Story
>blossoming fighter
who the fuck writes this?
For those who don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG9tyCvh63w
FREAKY BITCHES
BUCKLE UP
JOEROGAN.LIVE
JOEROGAN.LIVE
JOEROGAN.LIVE
>>67969506
>>67969441
Don't you fucking dare talk about my waifu like you fucking plebeian. I would destroy you if I ever heard you say that in front of me
>Mexican footballer Alan Pulido has been kidnapped in the northern border state of Tamaulipas.
>The 25-year-old striker was reportedly kidnapped on Sunday near his home in Ciudad Victoria after leaving a party. He plays for the Greek team Olympiakos and has made several appearances for Mexico's national team.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-36409366
>>67969532
>Charles Barkley in a wig
>>67969532
>Tfw a wee lil mammy's girl bantamweight has better shoulders than you
>>67969527
they make the layout confusing so you are more likely to stick around
they make the carpet patterns really weird so everything blends into it
the flashlights lights and noise of the machines is another one that has a big psychological effect
they do whatever they can to make it seem like a unreal / fantasy land, because then you disassociate the value of money and are more willing to spend it
Lads what is the best deinterlace method? I currently got it on blend for this acestream
>>67969527
Comfortable lighting and temperature, confusing layout, no visible clocks so you can't tell how long you've been there, lights always stay somewhat dim for the same reason, confusing layout so you have to walk by all the gambling areas if you want to leave, social feel with other gamblers, good inner decor
>Almeida in a suit
>>67969467
>>67969464
i love how the camera man pans out to show that beautiful beautiful ass
alright lads its bed time. im gonna be sleeping as hard as rick story in 3 minutes. have fun
>>67969549
literally joe rogan. not even trolling
>>67969532
good lord she's shredded
Almeida looks nervous
>Huezil collapses for the millionth time when?
>>67969465
>Citrus Circus
>>67969441
>>67969441
youre a dummy
ALMEIDA
L
M
E
I
D
A
>>67969561
see
>>67960078
>tfw the crowd is facing the pain and we arent
>tfw i made decent picks
>>67969532
what happens to a grill's tits when she has pecs that big???
Cody "No Love cause I got dumped by PVZ" Garbrandt will get viciously heemed
>>67969532
I want to rub my dick on her sweaty delts.
>>67969612
You don't want to know.
>>67969612
google "topless fit girl"
this card is a sleeper
Holy shit why did Eye and McMann have to shit up the place so badly
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
>>67969532
a woman has bigger muscles than i ever will.
>>67969602
can someone explain this image
>>67969612
its not good trust me
>>67969641
atleast youre natty m8
>>67969635
>>67969637
I NEED A MEME TO MYSELF
>>67969641
Maybe you can hit the gym you beta
>>67969637
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>>67969643
Dude is flexible
>>67969666
>punching a building
I GOT 2 PHONES
WE ARE LIVE
SCHAUBBBBBBBB
I don't get the hype with Felder. He's not that good at anything other than killing Danny Castillo.
Why the fuck did they start calling him Joshua Burkman all of a sudden after being Josh Burkman for like 15 years?
Shit triggers me.
fight companion is on mother humpers
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>67969641
then make the most out of your "testosterone" and put on some muscle
>>67969676
wow, England you so fucking clever
SCHAUB TIME
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFUhttps://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFUSCHAUB IS GOD
>>67969637
i love when he just starts screaming REEEEEEEEEE near the end
who /overwatch between fights/ here?
>>67969653
then why does everyone wanna fug?
>>67969619
I automatically hate anyone with a neck tattoo. Plus, he seems like a giant douche.
I hope you're right.
>>67969643
toe thumb
>>67969691
new weight class, new name
it's like poetry
>>67969702
jokes on you and me im welsh
>>67969694
cool thanks anon >>67969708
is that game any good anon?
>>67969708
people still play that game?
Eddie Brah bringing the memes already
Can Joe please shut the fuck up about sugar? Every time Schaub has been there for like the last 3 months they've talked about sugar
>this sugar conspiracy rant
>>67969708
I'm playing Dark Souls 3 in between fights. Trying to beat Nameless King.
>sugar is evil memes immediately
>>67969708
ded game senpai
Would you rather hear Rogan and Schaub talk about dicks or watch that Eye/McMann fight again
What's worse: animal products, or sugar?
>>67969741
i'd watch the fight again and just look for bunda w/ sound off
>>67969637
FACE THE MEMES
NO ESCAPE
CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
>>67969414
>robbie
>mac
>wb
>nbk
>nick
>johny
>brown
>maia
>gunni
>cowboy
>gastellum
>dong
>magny
>masvidal
plus
>possible comeback
not even really a question
who /felderfanboyz/ here?
>>67969742
Announcing reports is against the rules.
Joe Rogan Trying to talk about science
>Here we go
>STEM CELLS DUDE
>WE CAN INJECT SHIT INTO OUR BRAIN DUDE
>>67969708
nerd
>>67969708
I'm straight.
>>67969729
this
>>67969727
i dont watch that shit but what does he think about sugar i could do with a lel
>>67969741
I prefer listening to Eddie Brah talk about conspiracies t bh
who /burkmanboyz/ here?
>>67969741
the fight
>>67969758
i like felder pretty casually, he always tries to bring the entertainment
>>67969517
he roids and takes creatine
>>67969761
I particularly liked his part about downloading people's conscious and inserting it into robots
>Felder is the only MMA fighter who started in his late 20s for an actual good reason
>>67969772
>calling youself the peoples warrior
fuck no hes not my warrior and hes not my boy
>>67969705
I can't focus on three things at a time
Since the HW belt is basically a meme can we give Hunt a shot so he can have a chance to hold it? Dude deserves it and would sleep Stipe.
>>67969772
He has boy potential but he lost it when he didn't beat Lombard
>>67969781
That's not his """theory""" though
when will schaub kill himself?
>>67969741
>Would you rather hear Rogan and Schaub talk about dicks
Don't they do this in pretty much every podcast? I tuned into one cause I was bored and they were literally watching a video of some black football player's dick while he was sprinting and Joe was like "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT GUY'S SHLONG!!!" and Schaub was agreeing with him. Tuned out immediately.
>>67969719
They called him that his last couple fights at 170, too. Just seemingly randomly started doing it like 3 fights ago.
>>67969741
I'd rather see Schaub put his dick in McMann's ass.
>>67969792
thats the problem. he reads 5 minutes about every subject so he has an opinion on everything then just spouts the most outrageous shit thinking its true. he doesnt make it up he just copies the madman that wrote it
>>67969796
Why would a top 1% tier alpha kill himself?
Paul The English Dragon Felder
>>67969796
never. he has a baby boy and makes a lot of money, a fine ass girl and he likes doing his podcast. So, no never
>>67969789
>Dude deserves it and would sleep Stipe.
Things casuals say.
SOMEONE TELL ME ABOUT THE SUGAR CONSPIRACY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67969796
he loves himself too much
>>67969820
oh anon just watch the fightcast Joe rogan can't stop talking about it.
