Based Utley Edition
Kershaw (7-1, 1.48 ERA) vs Colon (4-3, 3.44 ERA)
LINEUPS
Dodgers:
>Utley 2B
>Seager SS
>Turner 3B
>Gonzalez 1B
>Puig RF
>Pederson CF
>Kendrick LF
>Ellis C
>Kershaw P
Mets:
>Granderson RF
>Cabrera SS
>Cespedes LF
>Walker 2B
>Lagares CF
>Flores 3B
>Plawecki C
>Colon P
first for Kershaw no-no
based big dad dick utley
how can you not love this guy, he never fucks around and plays with a quiet intensity even in his late 30s
Hoping to see the bats stay hot tonight lads. We'll need offense against the Cubbies.
Jints won again goddammit.
>rockies
>Thor
>"muh ace"
Will the Mest franchise ever recover?
Will the anuses of New York ever recover?
>I get to watch Kershaw's greatness every five days
feels good, man
Isn't the game supposed to be on ESPN2? why the fuck am I seeing college softbal
DODGER UNIFORM POWER RANKINGS:
1. Home whites
2. Batting Practice blues
3. 50s Greys
4. 40s Pinstripe
5. Road Greys (Dodgers)
6. Powder Blues
7. Road Greys (Los Angeles)
8. Camo
>>67968209
changed to ESPN last-minute
>all those boos
music to his ears
>>67968267
thanks senpai
As a Walgreens fanboy, I'm pulling for the Doyers.
why would cespedes want to waste one of his prime years with the mest.
such a shame.
welp, game over
>inb4 kershaw will get more than 1 run in support
need a strikeout here
>>67968476
colon
So is the woman not there tonight because of the softball shit
>>67968551
>>67968551
>>67968551
Nevermind, just heard some excellent commentary from her
""""""""""""GOAT""""""""""""
>Get to watch Big Sexy out duel Hurrshaw in person
Gonna be great
Shoulda dropped the bunt that one hit is all Daddy is gonna give up
Can't tell if I love or hate the strikezone graphic ESPN puts up
>its a mendoza episode
why
>>67968658
hate
>>67968658
It's shit m8
>>67968598
>at a live baseball game
>on phone
>on 4chan
why
>>67968742
fucking this. I go to games all the time and I'll check my phone occasionally but never will I be on my phone during the action, let alone would I go on 4chan. I'm past the days of being addicted to gamethreads.
>>67968598
where your seats at m8
>>67968742
I go on /sp/ between innings.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH
>Bart
>Colon career stats
>still behind Kershaw in two categories
Colon fields like a cinder block
>>67968835
>he doesn't start sick bantz with his fellow fans at CITI
where is DG? I came here to see his shitposting
>>67968895
he fucked that play up but he actually usually fields pretty well
>>67968941
I don't think he trips in gamethreads, desu. At least not in any sort of significant degree
>>67968835
there is a 2-3 minute break between half innings. thats not really enough time to go on
>>67968898
>implying I want to go in that infested hellhole
>>67968941
I haven't seen Daddy Greinke since last season
Should be Daddy Maeda now imo
>>67968985
>not having a screen on /sp/ to get on right away
pleb level
>>67969055
I wanna eat that butt
>>67968997
Maeda is not autistic like Grenkie was though
>>67969022
>this fucking shitposter
>it's a very special Scoreless: The Extra Innings Story episode
>>67969055
>tfw I know a chick who looks almost exactly like this
>she's kinda into me
>she's a huge, diehard yankee fan
>>67969136
>he can't handle 2 innings of scoreless baseball
>>67969162
>>67969162
>>67969162
>>67969162
coffee from my new coffee maker
still trying to get the water/grounds ratio perfect for my taste but overall its really good
UTLEY!!!!
>>67969227
RIP Don
>Mets fans assblasted every time Utley does anything
>Utley literally gives 0 fucks the entire time
stop booing Utley
it only makes him stronger
>>67969260
Bonds roid raged.
>>67969261
SEAGER
>>67969227
>>67969260
>>67969279
dietrich got hit by a line drive foul ball in the head
cmon JT. Just a fly ball.
>>67969330
fuugggg
>
And Utley scores.
Hahahahahahaha
He touched the bag
inb4 umps overturn this
That's an out
>This situation
>These teams
SCRIPTED
absolutely maniacal slide by seager what a fucking madman
>>67969436
truly putting the players in danger what a disgrace to the game. this isn't mma
Seager
1. Touched the bag AND
2. Was in reach of the bag the whole time.
Suck it, Mest.
What an absolute fucking joke. Zero difference between that and what Bautista did.
>1986 was the first WS I remember watching
woah
>>67969457
shut the fuck up fag
>Flores almost dropped that
>>67969457
Bautista was no longer in reach of the bag after he got heemed
>>67969484
No, you're a fag. Go back to the wheat field you prairie faggot
Is bartolo the biggest meme in baseball?
>that Seager slide
>Seager is learning from Based Utley
>Utley 2.0 Confirmed
>>67969565
Maybe
Why can't Kershaw be this good in the postseason? If he pitched like this 3 times in a seven game series, they doyers would have a WS no? I'm just saying...
>>67969608
>NL David Price
>good playoff performances
Pick uno
>>67969608
shit happens.
he's had a few decent postseason starts.
I need a decent stream.
>>67969634
RYU
Y
U
>>67969634
I don't have one
military or english teacher?
Based Bart with the snag
>>67969640
Ryu is a fag
>>67969645
English.
>>67969627
>NL David Price
I wish David Price was half as good
>>67969565
Bryce Harper
Joc's bat is corked. I just heard it. Rewind if you can on that double, the contact sounded wrong, not like wood. No idea why the umps aren't doing anything,they had to have heard that.
>>67969673
He would be if he faced NL batting on a regular basis
>>67969670
sweet, I did some time at Kunsan AB
>twice
cmon AJ.
do the impossible. get a hit.
>>67969693
Sweet, I wanted to go to the new years festival down there last year, ended up getting hammered in Seoul.
This ump is very animated
I always love how unassuming bart is
who /delts like boulders/ here?
>espn
ugh.
>>67969764
Bartolo was a sexy MF when he was young
That curve is fucking ridiculous
>>67969746
he's great
Based female commentator bringing up October
This ump screams RAGH on strikes, i love it. Much better than the silent umps
>Mad Bum worships Kershaw
>>67969873
Please nigga
You and I both know Kershaw makes his girlfriend call him Madison
fuck, this ump is great
>>67969892
no I mean he literally loves Clayton Kershaw. This isn't just some /sp/ meme. He does.
>>67969906
those punchouts are lethal
kek this ump sounds like he's getting hit in the nuts with every K
>>67969915
>>67969906
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8EAoBn12mM
>Kershaw killing himself
HE HIT HIMSELF WITH THE BAT
you don't see that everyday
LOL KEKSHAW HIT HIMSELF WITH THE BAT WHAT A RETARD
>>67969935
More like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-S-eeInJVk
>>67969970
>>67969977
This is literally all Mestposters have tonight
Kershaw is so classy, partaking in self mutilation in solidarity with David Wright
>>67970017
top kek
>>67969802
Well, he fat now
>>67969802
That's why he has like 18 bastard kids
Go Mets
BASED AEGON
>Pig trying not to cry on a foul ball
>>67969967
>>67969970
>>67969977
>>67970017
any gif or webm of it?
>>67968251
I don't see why the dodgers don't just use the batting practice jerseys as alternate jerseys, like almost every other team has.
>Matt Harvey
3-7, 6.08 ERA
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
FAMILY
>they keep cutting to that angle behind the plate and you can't see the pitch
>>67970553
Find a better SFW sports-related picture than this.
PROTIP: You can't.
>this ump
kek
>>67970595
>tfw no Dodgers gf to go to games with
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck
He's cracking.
>the fucking game
>>67970687
that's a big sombrero
I rather he give up a dinger than a walk at this point desu.
Bartman 2.0?
>Ball literally touches the fan's hand and you can see his fat fingers wiggle
>it's a HR
>mets being able to afford umps
>>67970756
For You
inb4 Hatcher comes in for the 8th and loses it
>>67970778
>>67970761
At least kendrick didnt pull a moises alou
6 out save.
Kershaw coming out for thr 7th it seems.
I LOVE THIS UMP
RAEAGGHHh!
strike 3
>LA does the wave
>They don't even care about the game!
>Mets do the wave
>They sure do love their Mets!
Went to the gym today with my cheap promotional mets shirt that I got for signing up for a credit card. A korean came in with dodgers gear.
All they wear is Dodgers (because of Ryu), Yankees (Because the yannkees are a brand at this point), Pirates (Kang) and Rangers (Choo)
>Jessica Mendoza
>has the Spanish skills of my Korean gf from high school
>mfw just realized the Dodgers bullpen will have to hold onto this lead
>ESPN broadcast boring as shit
It was boring with fucking Joe Morgan and the other guy from SF, I swear it's the fucking audio or something it's so fucking insufferable to watch, I'd rather put on the radio and listen to the play by play that way.
>the wave
>>67970861
HOW DARE THEY ROOT FOR THEIR FAVORITE BASEBALL HEROES
>>67970861
worst koreans are the worst
>Metsfags stealing the wave
>>67970861
>>67970861
You got it fucked up retard.
They wear Yanks because of tanaka and Rangers because of Darvish.
>>67970898
Yankees have a Korean baseball hero?
Also, they usually wear it because of the colors and it matches.
Boyfriends and girlfriends wearing "couple" clothing, will put on a chicago bulls hat or something like that to match with each other.
It's all fashion usually.
>>67970944
Darvish is from Japan
>>67970861
They don't like Dae Ho? Because he played in Japan and not Korea, maybe?
>>67970942
>Dodgers invented the wave
>Bastardo
>>67970966
I think that was the joke
>>67970942
Literally everyone does the wave
>>67970958
>gangnam style
>kevin plakeki
>>67970979
Haven't seen any Mariners gear. But I'm sure I will at some point. I think he played for the Giants? Which is the most popular team in the KBO
Someone plz put a dodger hat on cindyfu
based Kenley 6 out save incoming
are they any Japanese or Korean players that are any friends with any other Japanese/Koreans?
do they have keep them segregated?
>barely winning a series where the umpires needed to eject the opposing teams best player in the 3rd inning of one game is like winning the world series to doyersfags
>>67971158
A bunch of Koreans play in the NPB so I'm sure some of them are friends
In case anybody was wondering how mad Mestfags are right now
This >>67971221 is how mad.
>>67971232
>nipponball
Really?
I thought the WK were more intolerant to the Japanese
Day 1 - Pilates
Day 2 - Pilates
Day 3 - Pilates
Day 4 - Pilates
>>67971278
I think he really, really likes women
>>67971278
He needs at least 1 day dedicated to twitter shitposting
>>67971320
Why are so many baseball wives solid 7s
Haw can prove say Kershaw has no "passion" this dude wants his team to not score just so he can get those 3 outs in the 8th.
>>67971369
Money brah
Baseball = infinite amount of money
welp game over
shoulda gone to the bullpen
Meltdown INC
kershaw imploding
ITS HAPPENING
Mets fans definitely show up on nationally televised games
>Kershaw
Madman
![metswag[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ut40cUp.jpg "metswag[1].jpg")
>>67971369
>Conforto
>vs lefties
KEKSHAW TAKEN OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INNING
IS HE, DARE I SAY, FINISHED?
IS KERSHAWS CAREER, DARE I SAY, OVER?
if this was bochy best believe hed let kershaw finish the 8
nigga is all about bullpen manipulation
>>67971639
d'Arnaud's wife is stupid hot. 2nd from the left is pretty nice, too.
The rest are the definition of solid 7, however.
"Lets take the two black comic actors most beloved by white people and put them into one movie"
Might as well add that ER to kershaw as mets will score off the meme pen.
>>67971702
I swear to God, Kevin Hart has a new movie out every month
[muffled darude-sandstorm playing in the distance]
>>67971639
7, 7.5, 5, 4, 8, 8.5 high test goddess
Kershaw is daddy as fuck
My God just look at his face.
Hnnngggggg
>>67971694
Yeah who's 2nd from left? Shes pretty tall so I'd guess a pitcher. Harvey or Noah's gf? Matz is too doofy to land that and DeGroms wife is probably at home milking cows
Why is Roberts so bad at managing?
>POO-EGG
GUD JAB GUD AFERT
of course that happens
literally everyone knew it was an inevitability, the only surprising thing is puig kept it in the park
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ASRIEL PUIG
>DOYERS
HOW CAN ONE TEAM
LET DOWN A PLAYER SO HARD
THANK YOU POOMAN
>>67971749
I think that's Plawecki's wife?
>doyers
I understand not wanting to hurt your ace but Kershaw's worst stuff is better than anyone in the bullpen's best. I'm sick of the shitpen blowing every single game.
>ROBERTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>67971716
I love watching him interact with black stand up comics who are much funnier but don't get nearly as much work (or respect themselves enough not to do shitty movies). They're always so passive aggressive toward him and he's not quick enough to say anything back so he just looks down and laughs awkwardly. See him and Chris Rock's Oscars bit for an example.
>doyers
>PUIG
Thank you based Puig
>Doyers bullpen
Ahahahaha.
You can see on Kershaw's face just how much he hates his team.
>that kershaw face
HOLY FUG WEBM NOW
![Screen-Shot-2013-05-31-at-11.53.14-AM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YORBui6.png "Screen-Shot-2013-05-31-at-11.53.14-AM[1].png")
>>67971749
Wright's wife
>DOYERS
Kershaw deserves better then this shit franchise, lmao.
Pooegg is the gift that keeps on giving
>>67971779
This
Everyone knows dodger bullpen is dogshit
>doyers bullpen
alright friends lets admit that was a really good try by puig
key word:
>TRY
man that nigga hit the wall so hard
>>67971775
Its the new school mentality managers n ther new meme statistics
Roberts could have put Jansen in :-|
All the money in the world cant buy a decent bullpen
>>67971791
looks like an "ht" at the end. Nice job, David
I feel like Roberts has lost around 10 games just cause he doesnt know how to manage.
Reminder that the Los Angeles Doyers LITERALLY need umpire assistance in order to win games that Kerchoke does not pitch.
Remember this come October.
>>67971849
Friedman: "well we didn't get chapman so...
I guess we should just not get anyone for the bullpen this year :^)"
>somewhere in the hot, humid florida night, a sly smirk washes over don mattinglys lips
>>67971844
"Statistics say we should shift 7.5 paces on a 38 degree angle from the predetermined spot in left center field for this .220 number 8 hitter"
>>67971859
Should've went with stupid sexy jewish Gabe Kapler instead
>post yfw grandy gets one for da citi
Why not bring Jansen in for the 4 out save you dumbass Roberts?
Utley Incoming
There's no way these Roots guys are actually as into this song as they are pretending to be in this dumb fucking commercial. If I were a champion I would show that I am a champion
not even mad.
The more this happens the more Kershaw MVP season grows.
Still gonna win this game. This is the "man" who blew major league baseball record 3 (THREE) (1, 2, 3) (uno, dos, tres), blown saves.
Kershaw is MVP.
>Familia
>it's a "Familia in a non save situation" episode
wow, Familia in in a non-save situation. where have I seen this episode recently? Collins literally the worst manager in the majors tbqhwyf
