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>>67966704
delete this
>>67966621
Half term sub edition
WTB senpai desu
Im not betting again until the Euros lads
Going to treat my GF to a nice dinner somewhere this week instead of being down pennies
>>67966621
tez song
>tfw i have more tips than ARP
just made 20 cents from Santos Internacional! fuck yeah!
How to remove stake limits on 365 pls
>>67967404
Go on 365 live chat and ask for Lux.
He'll sort it in a jiffy.
>>67967452
>Australians in charge of banter
Panama is gonna beat or tie Brazil
>>67967500
>(You) in charge of having sex.
>>67967257
more than 2-3 "tips" a day is usually an indicator that the quality of tips will be dire
who needs to have "sex" when life fucks us all anyway???
>>67967867
Deep la
>>67967867
Plato reincarnated
>>67968463
>>67968439
pmsl
>>67968487
pmsl
Worth staying up for the Brazil game lids?
>>67969054
No Neymar = Good match
pmsl at American lower leagues
>>67968546
The state of some of you honestly. Girls getting shagged in Magaluf and you're on /bet/. DUMP the whore and move on.
>>67969798
Just rather eat a pizza
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Brazil's national anthem sounds like it's straight out of a Tim Burton movie
Brasil such a fraud.
>>67968455
Sorry lad its over
Tomorrows smidge looks tidge!
EZ BETS EZ LIFE
>>67970461
>Canadian toy money
zzzzzz
>>67970461
Can I buy a subscription to your tips
Doesn't feel like a final desu
>>67970971
Because it's not
>>67971275
My chicano friend is talking about Monterrey v Pachuca, the final of the Mexican League.
>>67970461
tfw feel caraway upset, put him on with almeida
almeida gets btfo
never putting any money on a brazilian again
>>67973699
i knew almeida was a stupid favorite. garbrandt underrated. tonight was the easiest $5k i ever made in my entire life
Why is this thread so dead though?
>>67974498
/bet/ is a british based general
It's coming home.
Haven't placed a bet in two days.
Wtb
morning lads /
international friendlies tip of the day
1. france ht/ft
2. sweden -1 (ibra is playing)
>looking through tennis games on b365
>Jurgen Zopp
pmsl
>>67975581
morning lad
im large on bulleen lions o2.5 btw
FUCKS SAKE, was showering and missed bet of the year. 7-0 40 mins in. Crying
>>67976066
dunno about this lid, Greens striker was on the piss last night
>>67976149
yep, FML.
>>67976147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNJiOtpsqBQ
>Aus slag goalies
>>67976231
pmsl
>>67976245
taking overs in any Peninsula Power games in the future
can anyone give me a solid on the bentleigh greens game
>>67976147
Hardly bet of the year. Calm yourself you overexcited child.
>>67976273
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
THEY WANT THE 20
>>67976271
1111
>>67976316
hopped on HT and FT. just before the goal. thank god.
>>67976299
>back -6.5
>stop scoring
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so predictable
>>67976348
head in my hands. No idea why I would rage stake so large. Want to die.
>>67976369
REQUIRE a bullet in my head lads.
good morning :D
>>67976421
I want to pay somebody on Craigslist to come over and beat me up, but I cant afford it anymore
Looks like bulleen lions will be red carded 2nd half and it's one way traffic for bentleigh. Contemplating a -0.75 for the second half.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501 v
>>67976611
went with -0.5 at 1.80 something, recommended.
>>67976626
did the same m8
>>67976634
:-)
odds for England to win euro's dropped to 9 from 9.5 overnight btw. (unibet)
>>67976644
cheeky, I put an acca on england for the euros and england u21s for the toulon cup it's our year
>>67976660
it's either england or belgium or france for the euro's imo
>>67976676
I think I fancy france desu
>>67976692
bound to happen.
>>67976707
trip up unibwin
>>67976728
b-but I'm not unibwin
So what apps do you lads use for betting? Just bet365 or?
Of course, Bulleen Lions scores from a corner. lol
>>67976811
Lets see her lid
>>67976957
Nice one mate
>>67976957
<theatres
>>67976957
>not interested in skull numbing Neanderthals :)
Unlucky lid onto the next one :^)
pmsl jani was probably in this thread already trying to find out what muggy friendly to put his precious 10£ free bet on
Thoughts on sweden -1?
wtb
>>67977360
im on sweden -1 and france ht/ft large. also as a double.
>>67977360
Only worry is Oblak in the goal against Sweden.
>>67977384
Too shaken up after that awful penalties performance
>>67977430
Lol yeah, that's what I'm hoping for as well.
>>67977374
Any info on france ? I am not overly optimistic about them
Oblak wont even play you dumbfucks. The final was Saturday. Two days later he will play a friendly against fucking Sweden? Top lel
It will probably be Handanovic or some other dude
>>67977464
The only info i've got is that they are black and blacks will protect other black people, it's the rule of life.
There's no way they embarass Cameroon today. Im on Cameroon +1
Is this true?
>>67977464
that picture does make me optimistic tbqh
>>67977482
fucking retard.
>>67977494
>Black triggered
And you are a drug addict too. How can anyone fail so much at life?
>>67977511
calls me black, while your country is 100% more niggerish. fuck off please. topkek
>>67977470
>Handanovic isn't good
>>67977494
Alright bro, 2 pounds on your bet ;)
>>67977536
No worries m8. This'll come through. I'll be AMAZED if France doesn't win by a landslide and Sweden somehow doesn't win.
All right lads, I've set up my new TT.
>>67977522
When did i say he wasnt good? These retards think that Oblak will start in net when he played LESS THAN 2 DAYS AGO!!
That's all im saying. Of course Handanovic is good but if your concern is if Oblak is starting or not then be my guest and go large on Sweden TOP LEL
>>67977384
He's not going to be playing a friendly 2 days after champions league final
>>67977491
It must be a very recent rule because I made a withdrawal last week with no problems. I have been verified for about a couple of years though so it might be true for new members.
Anyone on Samantha Stosur ? Should I cash out ?
>>67977464
France will rape Cameroon.
This might just be a freindly but it's certainly not meaningless - players like Giroud are gonna be out to prove themselves fit to be part of the squad for the Euros. Last chance they have before the squad is named I think.
>>67977482
>Portuguese 'humour'
>>67977557
Dont try to explain it, he is black. Will never get it
>>67977491
Made withdrawals only last month, had no problems
>>67977594
Chill the fuck out, okay? I understand he's not playing. You fucking chink.
>>67977594
Why so racist against your fellow Afrricans?
Imagine being such a clueless little sixth former that you seriously discuss friendlies with other clueless sixth formers even though the big boys of Asia have scooped up all the value for themselves with their fancy algorithms.
>>67977592
The only thing wrong with that plan is that Giroud is shit.
The only team France "raped" in the last 1 half/2 years was Armenia, all the other results are 1 goal wins, 2 goals max. That's not rape in my books. Maybe they turn it up today
>>67977619
I hope he plays. That would make you mad af
http://bet.hkjc.com/default.aspx?url=football/odds/tournament.aspx&tournid=1061&lang=en
which team should i bet on
Lids I'm down to my last $6
Will you save me by tipping a winner or is this the end
>>67977724
sweden, thank me later.
>>67977724
England to win the euros lad
>>67977739
Already have too much on
>>67977713
Get a better bookie :^)
>>67977733
>trusting you after that o2.5 debacle
No thanks m8
>>67977713
England
The fundation of the team is LE TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS, a gigantic european side who bath in gold this whole year thanks to all the competitions they've won
It's coming home lads
On a serious note: France
>>67977713
which should i bet to win the Euro
>>67977757
w-what
>>67977766
Cheeky on Poland
>>67977766
Hungary @351
:^)
>>67977912
hungary is not goin to stand a chance to win the euro. sorry lad
>>67977938
Yea mate, it was a joke.
My whole country is a joke tbqh.
>>67977986
not the qts in your country
>>67978002
I prefer asians, we could swap, lad.
Has Euan got over his tantrum yet?
Could go for a WIN
>>67978295
muh asian fever
wtb lads.
>>67977766
Eng/Rus - DRAW
Eng/Wal - WAL
Eng/Svk - ENG
Guaranteed.
>>67978386
Large on Mo
>>67978295
Do Hungarian girls like asian dude?
>>67978470
I was once in Hungary and the people there seem never saw an asian before. Quite a number of people stared at me
>>67978496
You might have some luck with weaboo girls
>>67978496
pmsl
lost 50€ betting on some gooks playing video games
>esports
what a meme, guess i'll stick to real sports
>>67978470
>>67978496
Well, hungarian girls like any dude that has the cash.
And tbqh I don't know, us hungarians are very fucking stereotypical about other races.
btw,
Do you guys track your betting history, in excel or something ?
dire schedule.
>>67977647
>with their fancy algorithms.
It's about information and having access to it quicker than other gamblers desu
British Turkish wants a marge on Wimbledon to win the trophy
>>67978556
Are you Albania's wife?
>>67978574
Yes :3
Can NOT win a bet today. Hope Sweden and France deliver.
>>67978574
>not recognizing SP
newfag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67978606
Hush, Maple, I know who he is
>Goff thinks Ukraine a good long shot for the Euros
Such a pseudo
Oh yeah, if anyone wants a cheeky tenner acca, here you go.
1111
any basketball/nba buff's here?
>>67978681
On Skype with Euan and BT what do you need?
>>67978681
GSW win game 7
>>67978712
worth betting on okc to win ? or are they shook
>>67978681
Yo I'm black watchu need
>>67978724
BT says gsw HT/FT lid, Euan had a chuckle at you betting on mainstream
>>67978743
betting on underage players in 3rd league in a 3rd world coutnry is boringg desu
got a tenner on okc thunder, lets go
>>67978556
>dire schedule
>pretty much only Russian league games on atm
Feeling like Sergey right now without the thunder and lightning tbqh
>>67978553
Yes you should track it. You can write down every single down or just focus on daily totals
It's really annoying seeing how some of you shrewd gamblers encourage betting on obscure games, sports, tell mugs to refrain from betting on mainstream events etc etc when in practice it is THEIR money with which you get paid by the bookmakers, and assuming you make a living out of betting, you live from their mug bets. The more people become shrewd, the less profit shall be for you. Remember, you do not gamble against the bookmakers, you gamble against other bettors.
Do not tell mugs to stop betting on NBA/WTA/ATP/EPL/CL/Euro2016 et, let them have their fun, not everyone does this for profit. Most do it for fun, it is a hobby after all.
PS wants 50 EH on Aegir X2.
>>67978816
Did you see them play last game? Durant played the worst game of his career.. Golden state will win no problem
>>67978816
What's your reasoning for betting against the 72-9 regular season record, last season champs at home with the current back to back MVP?
Your tenner could be better spent on giving to a charity like juveguy or salvos
>>67978846
who is this
>>67978845
Eksde dont blame them, they just trying to help a /b(et)rother out
Olimp-Skopa DNB worth a small going off mutuals, league is AIDS though
Did anyone say charity?
>>67979025
Lol
S L A G S
>>67979029
gimmie your paypal got 9,03€ refund for (You) :^)
>>67979025
>fake bt dire AGAIN
>>67979092
eloquentia @ hotmail.co.uk
:D
>>67979200
You have to stop posting forever though
>>67979257
i promise......
Med on London Broncos -18.5 they are up 24-0 with 10 mins left 1.8
Kid not watching
Bang they just scored 28-0 kick to come, trader lost their head there
Smack -29.5 they won't concede stil 1.7
>not betting your life savings on GS Warriors
>>67979291
Reminder they were on a +8.5
>>67978568
1111
>>67979382
No idea how they fucked that one up so badly
Let's play a game of guess the tipster
>>67978553
U should I believe. U should also set your cut loss like u are doing investment
>>67979468
Probably because London Broncos U19s are bottom the table with 10 losses from 10 games.
Unless you had team news or something there is no way you'd look at +8.5 pregame and think that was a bet.
>>67978509
Used to date a non weeaboo white girl though
>>67979489
dutchtips
>>67979558
No but a team being up 24-0 with 10 mins to go shouldn't be -18.5, even if Salford scored still the chance they miss the goal.
>>67979632
he always tips 10/10s
>>67979489
Euan Park?
>>67979636
I could just as easily argue that a team with 10 losses from 10 and -249 points difference would be highly unlikely to keep a clean sheet. Not saying it wasn't still a bet at that point but most of the value had gone and was hard/impossible to spot pregame. Probably huge value around HT though I'm not pretending I spotted it or anything.
>>67979632
>>67979656
close! it's our buddy Hass
>>67979489
basi booms.
Juveguy, how has your day been lad? Any progress kickstarting your betting career buddy?
on a Dinamo Brest dc
>>67979777
No, don't have any coin. i get a £5 free bet on wednesday though
>>67979777
>>67979887
Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness
>tfw lost all my profit this month, down over 9k, and will have to start working weekends again
Down monumental sums lids... I just realised I had 90 quid on my limited 365 for Arsenal -1.5 against Villa so I have withdrawn that amount. I'm gonna put 200 back into one of my other 365 accounts, get the bonus, and make it all back.
>>67979955
Literally trawling my emails and gonna use all the free bet codes in the meanwhile, got 15 quid in my account at the moment. Fucking salford, I was on -9.5.
>>67979989
>>67979955
Become a Norwegian and Swedish league JUDGE. Not much else is on now anyway.
But seriously you need help.
>>67979937
I have lost it. Think I should go to a psychiatrist tbqh ;_;
Giants -1.5
CWS/Mets o7
I just got home lads, my mate told me to go LARGE on France. Is it true?
Salaspils - handis don't lose.
zzz no accounts, just one limited 2y but still up 400 today
Why don't people just move up north?
A 200k up north is the equivalent to a 1 million pound house in London or neighbouring areas.
>>67979108
>>67979075
>>67979025
Just got back to see them score the winner :)
>>67980714
weather's shit desu
south coast/ devon or cornwall is the dream
>>67980483
Goals when? Rball looking juicy
>>67980756
s-soon I hope.
>>67980483
what line did you get?
>>67980838
-1.5 @1.8
So Game 6 OKC was a 3.5 point favorite, in game 7 they are a 7 point dog.
Betting moneyline on OKC gets you 2.5 to 1. It's very tempting, certainly they could win 1 out of 3 here right?
>>67980739
>south coast/ devon or cornwall is the dream
This desu, spent the majority of my summer last year in devon/somerset. Hardly a ever saw someone dark, it was like being back in scotland but with better weather and nicer people
>>67980848
>>67980838
tfw seconds away from getting it but they closed the markets
>>67980891
it was available a little longer on skybet. Worrying me a bit already though tbqhwy
>>67981019
magic!!!!!
>>67981019
based
>>67980885
dorset is v. nice too lids
So large on Upesciems @55
>>67981327
tbqh they are battering at the start of this second half
>>67981357
Been leading on DAs for the past half an hour, not that it means too much but that price is way too high.
>all these rball bettors
>HASS
my sides how do you still have money to bet with
loving life
>>67981448
Shite lookIng beach
>>67981445
pmsl what's the silly cunt on now?
>>67981474
not everybody is lucky enough to have a beach cottage mate no need to be angry
>>67981483
Haugesand 0.0 lost 4-2 including missed penalty
>>67977757
Spurs are a better side than any shit that comes out of Portugal though m8
cant stop cracking my knuckles lids
>>67981524
Embarrassing, not sure why people still follow the pseudo tbqh
>>67981445
Had a good first half to the month, but am now down. Here's hoping June will be better.
>>67981483
Haugesund II, home team had quite a few regulars missing and a u19 keeper between the sticks. Haugesund still couldn't even draw though
>>67981544
no worries lid it ain't bad for you
>>67981529
Yes mate, yes
>>67981545
>It lost therefore it was a bad bet
Thinking of removing ARP desu, I can't handle the bants anymore
Alania Vladika +0.25
@1.825
MED
>>67981544
How come lid?
Sweden at 2s
Y/n?
>>67981582
pmsl. Keep coming with these awful excuses lid. Both you're negative yields prove you cant spot a good bet. Fucking moron.
>>67981614
50 odds tips isnt a good sample size m8
>>67981570
is cracking the knuckles in my toes bad? feels better desu
>>67981589
no idea senpai, some days I can crack everything multiple times, eases the tensions in my hands and feet and feels good
also ffs Upesciems
>>67981614
>Both you're
Pmsl. How did your sociology exam go lad?
State of these threads the last 3 months
>>67981629
nibs so easy these days. pmsl think you've fallen for the same one about 3 times.
>>67981646
Pmsl at this excuse, cheers for the laugh kiddo
>>67966621
Who ready for Stjarnan v Breidablik?
>>67981646
No you just can't into typing coherent sentences
>>67981625
pmsl.... enjoy haemorrhaging money.
>>67981667
Get ready for my Stjarnan SW tip ;')
sha la la la la.
>salaspils
zzzz Can't win a bet. Won't win a bet
in a very dark place if Fredrikstad dont score at least 4 more.
9999
>Alania
Free money zzzzz
B 1908 money train
LARGE ON 10-th goal
@1.5
>>67981625
I mean if 50 tips isn't a good sample size why would you make a new account as wouldn't your tips level out to the correct point eventually?
You were tipping well before you got on the tube, seems like you're chasing too much atm
111000
>It's been 188 days
>>67981778
i dont get it
eleveeeen
>>67981755
Most of what I've tipped recently have been tipped with research, only Boston Rivers and Nybergsund games were punts on rball.
I made a new account because it felt like the old was cursed or something desu.
>>67981809
Don't bet on Greek games
>>67981778
>it's been 397 days
