Eovaldi vs. Odorizzi
New York
vs. TB RHP Jake Odorizzi
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
3. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
4. Brian McCann, C (L)
5. Alex Rodriguez, DH (R)
6. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
7. Aaron Hicks, RF (S)
8. Dustin Ackley, 1B (L)
9. Ronald Torreyes, 3B (R)
Tampa Bay
vs. NYY RHP Nathan Eovaldi
1. Brandon Guyer, LF (R)
2. Brad Miller, SS (L)
3. Evan Longoria, 3B (R)
4. Steve Pearce, 2B (R)
5. Logan Morrison, 1B (L)
6. Steven Souza Jr., RF (R)
7. Corey Dickerson, DH (L)
8. Mikie Mahtook, CF (R)
9. Curt Casali, C (R)
T H I C K
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>my neighbor is holding a pool party next door and it looks like he invited everyone but me
>no thick woman to get in a pool with on a hot day
So I'm at the Yankee/Tampa game right now and I was watching the pre-game practice. This girl about 8 or 9 comes on the field, it looked like she had cancer so let her meet some of the players. One of the coaches had the idea of her throwing a few pitches to a couple of the players during batting practice. She threw a few pitches to Texiera. He swung and missed on them and told her she was a really good pitcher.
Next came up Arod, he was telling her to "throw the heat" and "not hold anything back." First pitch was kind of lobbed towards the center and Arod just crushed it to right field. He had a little smirk after he did that. Next pitch and he sent it almost 500 feet to dead center. He starting laughing and told her to throw a little harder. So next pitch she put a lot into it and Arod hit a liner up the middle missing her head by about 2-3 feet. At this point he was hysterical. When he stopped laughing he said it was alright and pointed to Sabathia and said, "You still throw better than him."
The girl walked away to her parents crying. I saw him walking up to them and I thought he was going to apologize but instead he just looked the mom in the eye and said, “I swing a big bat but I got a bigger bat in my pants.” Both parents were looking at him incredulously and he just takes step back and swing at an imaginary ball and goes, “An A-bomb for Arod!.”
>Girardi said. "We've seen Michael have success." As of now, Girardi said, the Yankees will remain on rotation, meaning Pineda will start Thursday against the Tigers in Detroit in a makeup of a game rained out in April.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO LOSE YOUR SPOT IN THE ROTATION!!!
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:)
Something's up with pineda. He's a good pitcher but I think he needs to go down to triple A to get his shit together. Also an MRI for any injuries.
Last year when Miller started pitching like a scrub it turned out he was injured and not himself.
I am the only one here?
Not liking that pitch count for my eovaldi
I wouldn't be worried about 1 run if this team wasn't full of sub .200 hitters who don't even walk.
>>67958425
Pretty much, these games with the Rays are pretty uneventful on here
>it's a yankees waste another great pitching performance providing no run support
PERFECT GAME
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Now the Yanks can get some hits.
This team has no heart
You guys realize Odorizzi is bending us over a chair because there's no participation in the thread, right?
Eovaldi is getting fucked by his offense and defense.
He doesn't deserve this
Shaking my head at the Homer then BOOM Hicks catches that shit
>>67959819
You're right. We need QT magic
No hitter over or just the perfect game?
HAHAHA THEY CALLED IT AN ERROR.
Home cookin' ladies and gents.
>>67960168
It could have been made. Should be an error
>daily reminder headley is unironically the starter over torreyes
>>67960160
no hitter over
couple years back Kershaw threw a no hitter with 15 strike outs. the only time someone got on base was due to a hanley ramirez error.
>>67960214
sorry i meant perfect game over.
no hitter is intact
>ackley almost picked off
You ass, you think we can afford to lose baserunners right now?
How do you get no hit by the tampa bay rays?
>>67960237
>Nutsackley
>it's another yankees make a scrub look like an ace game
Jesus Christ. Call up Ref and Judge get rid of these sub .200 hitters
A-rod breaks Odorizzi's no no with a homer and flips his bat. Screencap this.
JUST
BLOW
THIS
TEAM
UP
>>67960296
For you senpai
>right handed shift
Fuck you and binder Joe
>yankees finally climb back to .500
>start dropping series like they can afford to
Fuck Girardi. He's trying to be everyones friend.
>>67960434
I was at the Yankees/Blue Jays game on the 26th. The crowd in my section was screaming "Joe's gotta go!" after the game
>>67960720
He does. His decision making is god awful. He over uses Betances because "we need to win games" but will insist on putting Pineda out every five games
I thought we were done with these episodes
I hope hope the Yankees get no hit. Hopefully they'll starting making changes
Anyway to summoning QT magic
>>67960982
QT MAGIC WORKS!!!!!!!
>>67960942
I guess these whores made shit happen.
QT MAGIC PREVAILS
QT MAGIC CONFIRMED
NO HITTER DED
QT MAGIC CONFIRMED
NO HITTER DED
QT MAGIC CONFIRMED
NO HITTER DED
QT MAGIC CONFIRMED
NO HITTER DED
>CASTRO
>CASTRO
>CASTRO WOOOOOW
wow you cant make shit like this up..
FUCK YOUR NO HITTER
FUCK YOUR SHUT OUT
FUCK YOUR WIN
STARLIGHT STARBRIGHT
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CASGOD
>>67961233
Checked.
Here's QT for 3k Betances not 3 BB Betances
Who /comfy/ here? Just ate a BLT listening to Tommy Makem on the jambox, going to mass at 5:30 and then going out drinking.
Even Tex being put in can't ruin my good.
>>67961309
Another for another strike out
>>67961348
Not a k but that'll do. Another QT to keep the magic going
Thank You Betances. Here's your QT on your out
QT for Miller. Let's your sliders are sharp
>Since 1913, Yankees have only one win when they have exactly one hit in a game (7/10/1914). Their record: 1-50-1.
Beautiful outing Miller. Here's your QT
Best slider in baseball
>tfw most of thread has been just me
/chappie/
Here's QT for Chapman
>>67961886
Because this team is trash.
>>67961998
And it's a holiday weekend.
>>67962073
That's true. Family hates me and I don't have friends so I'm here
>yankees won this game with one hit
GG lads, pretty pumped after that W
a win's a win, even with just one hit
