So he is going back to Manchester United?
>>67956411
No, he'll actually have to try there
>>67956411
he wouldn't be as effective, the EPL is quicker and more competitive than when he left, and he's nearly 32
>>67957711
Erm...he's 31
>>67957792
>American reading comprehension
would like to see him come back 2bh
but he'll probably go to psg if anywhere
>>67957879
Until he's 32 he's 31, retard.
>>67957711
>quicker and more competitive
That's an eloquent way to say "shittier"
If James Vardy can dominate your league, Ronaldo would score 60 league goals per season. And I'm not even a Ronaldo fan
>>67957991
This
>>67957991
ah yes, the token JF hate post. very impressive.
Ronaldo: I want to retire at Real Madird, PSG and United can forget it
Perez: Ronaldo needs to retire at Madrid
Where will he play next season?
>>67958041
>hate
I'm just being objective
You can't justify Leicester walking the league
>>67958103
you're incapable of objective thought when it comes to england.
>>67957939
no shit, anon said he was nearly 32, >implying that he's 31 and almost 32. jesus christ
>>67957711
ah yes, the token british delusion post. very impressive.
>>67958130
Oh, I didn't know you were an expert in my persona
Please tell me more about meself
>>67958132
He's baiting you n8
>>67957711
>EPL is quicker and more competitive
in sacking managers maybe
>>67958147
if vardy was spanish, you'd be sucking his dick m8.
>>67958172
I chuckled IRL
>>67958203
Spaniards suck at football, try Argentine/Brazilian/Uruguayan
he looked pretty detached in the celebrations
though he'll probably let the press run the usual PSG/United etc rumours to get a better contract extension from Real towards the end of the window..
If his name was Henrique Kañe, he would be the greatest striker in the world
>>67958230
>Spaniards suck at football
further proof your opinions can't be taken seriously
>>67958132
you don't round up or down in real life dumbass. He's 31 until he becomes 32, that is how life works.
$1.75 is not $2.00.
>>67958306
Nice baitp
>>67957711
lel brits never fail to amuse me with their robot responses to everything
>>67958281
Even Spaniards look good to you, further proof that the English have really low standards
>>67957711
>quicker and more competitive than when he left
wat
>>67958230
>Argentine/Brazilian/Uruguaya
How many argentinian teams played in the Champions League again m8?
>>67958344
if south america is so good, why have european countries won the last 3 world cups?
>>67958399
if south america is so good, why have african countries won the last 3 AFCON's?
what is wrong with his abs? also with his finger nials
>>67958441
If Europe is so good, why have they never won a super bowl?
>>67956411
>zlatan and cr7 at the same team
>mourinho is the manager
This cant end well
>>67958539
This. Also: why are americans so good if they never won the Brazilian Basketball League?
>>67958523
gay
>>67956411
he already said he's retiring at Real Madrid
>>67958606
Always knew Mio was a Real fan
>>67958598
Their women won plenty of Brazilian Basketball Cups
>>67958598
If Americans have strict gun laws, why do they always get shot?
He will win Pichichi in 2017
Cap this
>>67958132
He won't be turning 32 for 8 months. He isn't nearly 32
>>67958651
>>>/reddit/
>>67958523
genetics
>>67957711
>>67957991
>>67958103
>>67958339
the epl has not recovered since he left
>>67956411
lets be honest, Kessler's body is better.
>>67956411
Yeah he probably misses Canal Street
>>67956411
>there are people on /sp/ RIGHT NOW who think this nigga isn't using PEDs
>>67956411
Literally who?
>>67956411
Nah, they've really been clamping down on famous pedo's over here for legal reasons he wills stay in sunny spl or go to qatar where the sheikh can 'indulge' all his desires
>>67963302
care to explain this epic new meme?
>>67963302
Ronaldo isn't gay, he's just homo.
Can someone explain to me the dramatic upturn of goals in 2009-10? It's almost as if it was suddenly easier for him.
>>67963339
'children's underwear competition', regularly helps charitable foundations in which he has access to children. hmmm sounds like jimmy sav to me
>>67963415
>tfw retarted
>>67963238
He's natty
>>67963452
>48 goals in 35 games
>leliga
>>67963452
just a weird coincidence lad, getafe would get champions league in england
>>67963452
Spics btfo
>>67963452
he started playing for a much better side
>>67963727
>Went from a team that just won their league to a team that didn't
Enough with the excuses
>>67963452
He moved to a proper club with midfielders who assist him
>>67963727
man utd got further than real madrid in the CL in 09/10 (knocked out by lyon lel) and 10/11
>>67963727
He moved from CL finalists and the best team in England, to the second best team in Spain.
>>67958172
10/10
>>67963800
>from Giggs and Scholes to Gago and Royston Drenthe
You're fucking stupid
>>67963906
>he unironically rates giggs and scholes
>>67963906
>he unironically rates Gago and Royston Drenthe
>be ronaldo
>score loads of goals in the PL in it's prime years (2005-2010)
>go to Madrid
>score even more loads of goals in a (as of now) superior league
>EPL dwindles down to mediocrity
>people think Ronaldo wouldnt bag 40+ in the EPL at 31, still in his prime years because he takes care of his body
topkek m9
>>67963452
He came into the league as a 17 year old lad. He was 21 or 22 when he hammered in 31. His prime years are beyond that at age 24 to 30 for Real Madrid.
>>67964032
The PL doesn't have 10 or 12 championship level teams with a £5m annual budget to stat pad against though.
>>67964032
he had one impressive goalscoring season in the PL, granted he had more about him than scoring when he was in the PL, but he would be useless if teams weren't setting up tap ins for him these days
>>67964125
but it literally does
>>67964032
This, Ronaldo dominated the PL when he was a young lad
Now he's an even better player, he'd score +50 goals if he was in England
>>67956411
average ronaldo fan
>>67964125
the bottom 5 of the Spanish league is absolute shit tier, I agree. But Ronaldo could easily bag 4 or 5 against terrible sides like Norwich, Newcastle, Sunderland, Aston Villa, Hull city or Sheffield. There isnt that much difference.
>>67964170
He dominated the PL for one season, and that was scoring 'only' 31 goals
>>67964253
He's a far better player now
Probably not at United because their midfielders suck, but at Spurs or Liverpool he'd score 50 goals
>>67964222
the main difference is mindset. the talent level may be similar, but spanish teams have already lost in their head before the game and will be happy with losing only 4-0 or whatever
this is the reason there are so many lopsided scorelines in la liga, real madrid are hardly footballing gods. with barca, ok maybe there's a point
>>67956411
he hates Mourinho
It'd never happen, he wants to play in the Champions League so he'd never move to a midtable team like Man U. He probably doesn't want to move to the Prem as well, he'll have to play actually quality teams most of the season instead of stat-padding against full-time tomato-farmers.
>>67964253
Suarez did it at age 26/27. Shearer even was 34/35. Ronaldo did it at age 21/22/
>>67964167
No, it clearly doesn't
>>67964222
Well only 2 of those 6 are in the PL so good job he's not here
>>67958230
Everything you said is on point until this
Spain literally have a better midfield than those countries
>>67956411
>>67956411
>>67956411
Manlet united maybe.
>>67964532
Ya, but we were talking about centrefowards
>>67963452
he was entering his prime?
>>67964484
fine, bournemouth, hull city, crystal palace, middlesbrough, stoke city, sunderland, watford, West Brom, Neverton and Swansea are all sides he can easily statpad against if he's feeling it.
