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Exciting transfers when? - Edition
when will my team win the CL
>>67955233
If Twente hadn't been forcibly relegated €15m would be about fair. Still better off outbidding the competition.
>>67955322
Which competition? First time I have heard of Ziyech tßh
![The_46cfb8_1107395[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iZvLkev.jpg "The_46cfb8_1107395[1].jpg")
>>67955272
Ask the magic 8 ball
>>67955322
Thanks to Hummels they have the money.
>>67955440
Half of Europe apparently. Though I get the feeling he'd want to go to a club with European football, so half of them are out of the running anyway.
>>67955527
Probably going to come out of the Gündogan money. Hummels money will go into a new CB (Dragovic/ Toprak), and Guerreiro it's looking like.
Where is everyone?
>>67955970
>Dragovic at Dortmund
Pretty hype
>>67956441
Apparently he's plan B if they can't get Toprak. That being said Subotic and Ginter are both supposedly eyeing moves, so I wouldn't be surprised if they got more than one CB this window.
>A second division team will be in the EL group stages for Switzerland next season
Fugg
>>67956441
just got home
>lugano lost
Fug ;_; I wanted Zeman to win something in his life
>>67956640
At least he didn't get relegated.
Leicester bought Zieler, that's exciting isn't it
>>67956665
Yeah, though a little confusing.
So any transfers?
>>67956665
Not really, are they just going to be signing bench players?
Why is Ronaldo allowed to get all the glory in a final he didn't participate?
Bale was man of the match by a mile
>>67956943
He's a marquee player for real. They have to milk it as much as they can
>>67956943
no it was gabi or ferreira carrasco
Batra, Coric and Janssen to Spurs WHEN?
sup guys
we are gonna buy all the top players and win everything ;D
>>67956590
>Ginter
Man should be happy he's at Dortmund.
>>67956636
What were you up to?
>>67956943
Because he scored the matchwinner once again.
>>67955186
Emerson Hyndman to Man U soon
>>67957356
nothing particular really
Whats going to be this summer's big meme transfer?
Romelu Lukaku to Chelsea?
Dele Alli to PSG?
Steven Gerrard to Tranmere Rovers?
>>67957483
I am looking forward to United crazyspending this summer.
>>67957356
>Man should be happy he's at Dortmund.
He did alright at RB. Tbh he's still good enough at CB for facing half the Bundesliga, but Tuchel apparently doesn't see him there. I could see him going to Leverkusen if Dortmund do end up getting Toprak.
>>67956441
Don't worry, I'm back.
>>67957414
Pretty sure he said he'd leave England if he did move.
>Germany getting BTFO
wew
>>67957483
____ to United
>>67957425
kden
>>67957156
Why Bartra? Spurs have 3 competent CBs already
He wants playing time
>>67957156
>Coric
literally who
>>67957674
Ante Coric
Next modric
>>67957674
Croatian midfield talent.
>>67955527
Will i ever get a gf ?
>>67957662
Weigl on though. The comeback begins now.
>>67955527
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
So it's agreed that Mourinho will be looking for a CB, CM, winger and a forward at least.
So get ripped off for Stones most likely, CM and winger up for debate and maybe Zlatan (if not then possibly a marquee signing like Aubameyang or Griezmann)
i love trans lads
>>67955527
Will that gum I used to like come back in style?
>>67957483
Ibra to United and they win the Premierl eagle, Ibra top scorer
>>67957921
>inb4 Stones has a great Euros and breaks some transfer record or other
>>67957980
Maybe not the gum, but certainly the club.
>>67957842
doubt.jpeg
>>67958086
If he has a shit Euros, would interest in him completely die?
>>67955527
will my future child be a junglist?
>>67958120
Nah, Everton want to get rid of him now. I think they had a falling out, hence why he played like dogshit the second the January transfer window closed.
>>67958120
It would be very painful
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-36409366
>Mexican footballer Alan Pulido has been kidnapped in the northern border state of Tamaulipas, officials say.
>mexico
Lukaku to Chelsea just confirmed
>>67958120
No because he's English. He has 2 years of being able to be shit before the English decide he never fulfilled his potential.
Honestly, he's been a bit shit this season but could learn from it if the Euro don't crush him
>>67958167
Based
>>67958222
There's being a bit shit, and then there's being a liability. He has made countless errors leading to goals/chances and always takes risks
I'd actually struggle to name 5 CBs worse than him in the premier league who have had similar playing time
Kasper to Manchester United
>>67958213
You tricked me for an isntant
>>67958274
nice one bruva
>>67958298
Utter hyperbole
>>67958298
True, he made more mistakes leading to goals than any other player this season
>>67958307
Big Sam on Strictly
>>67958316
I said nice one
>>67958348
I get this reference.
>>67958347
I'm choosing to ignore that article
Human Traffic was better than Trainspotting
>>67958307
He would be the perfect Mou-keeper desu. I don't think he's a great goalkeeper as such, but I've never seen anyone who were as good as he is, when it comes to starting counter attacks.
>>67955527
will arsenal ever win the cl in my lifetime?
>>67957925
never gets old
>>67958582
lel
>>67958348
BRUVAAAA
>>67958421
how does he get on with his dad? do you know?
My dog had to have his nose amputated
>>67958863
lol
Chelshit is finished aren't they?
>>67959036
Dead in the water
Its fun.
>Former Premier League footballer Adam Johnson has reportedly started up a prison football team which includes other sex offenders
>Johnson is delighted to be playing football again, although he’s not that happy that his team is going to be made up of paedos and perverts,’ a source told the Star on Sunday
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/29/adam-johnson-starts-football-team-in-prison-with-other-sex-offenders-in-line-up-5911437/
Real life Mean Machine fucking when
>>67958863
KEK
just fuck its shit up
post a pic
>>67958863
How does he smell?
>>67958863
But how.... wait for it, wait for it.... how does he smell!?!?
>>67959167
>>67959175
Terrible!!
>>67959210
I don't get it
>>67959107
>Some of the matches will be a bit fruity because sex offenders are probably the most hated inmates in the prison
That was my immediate thought
They're going to get the shit kicked out of them
>>67959167
>>67959175
This is why I love /trans/.
Haven't been following any transfers this year
Have any important transfers happened so far lads?
>>67959239
I thought they just hated paedophiles?
>>67959299
Adam Johnson went to Sex Offenders FC for free on a six-year deal.
>>67959299
>Sanches to Bayern
>Hummels to Bayern
>>67959328
I think most sex offenders are looked down on. Maybe because most of the victims will be women and children
>>67959383
> a six-year deal.
Could have at least stuck to teenagers
>>67959299
Ousmane Dembele to Dortmund.
Walter Samuel to retirement
>>67959397
>>Hummels to Bayern
If that's true, that's just sad.
Anything else? Wasn't expecting much since it hasn't even begun yet anyway
>>67959468
Xhaka to Arsenal
Zieler to Leicester is basically confirmed.
Then a bunch of smaller transfers.
>>67958681
they hate each other
>>67959299
gf to anon
>>67959755
yeah I got that impression
>>67959829
old jokes to /sp/.
>>67959036
Why?
Is Conte a meme?
>>67959299
Refugees to your country on loan with an option to buy
>>67959755
How come?
>>67959829
Never happening.
>>67959829
You might be in luck, I hear Chad recently pulled out
>>67959945
peter is jealous of kaspers affinity of meme magic
>>67959872
Look at how Italy will play today and decide.
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67960428
DONE
>>67960428
>>67960304
This was my ban to lol, replying.
>>67960304
no matter how many hormones he takes and how much plastic surgery he gets, he'll always be stuck with massive man feet and small hips letting people know he's just a degenerate faggot pretending to be a woman.
Leicester signing some German keeper
>Hamburg looking at getting Max Kruse
Are they sure they haven't gotten names mixed up, and actually want Robbie Kruse?
>>67959829
deal was completed for a record transfer fee
>>67955527
will villa go back up next season
weird red in iceland
geordie manager so you can hear him yell in english
http://www.visir.is/section/MEDIA99&fileid=CLP46017
>>67955527
Will >we win the Europal eague
di Memezio reporting Dani Alves to Juventus looking likely
>>67955527
come on asshole, will >we win the damn Europal eauge
Hennecke has said tomorrow's kicker will have a lot of Dortmund stuff in it.
>>67955527
Will Ireland win the Euros?
>This Top Gear episode
>>67962026
That bad, huh?
>>67962026
when is amazon gear starting?
>>67962026
So how awful is evans?
>>67962260
Grand Tour
>>67962414
I've heard he's worse to work with than Clarkson. And apparently was a dick to the audience.
>>67962450
To be expected of a dude who is only famous for marrying billy piper.
Slovaks beat Germany
Should we be worried?
>>67962797
>germany in friendlies
wow it's fucking nothing
>>67962826
This. They're especially worthless since Löw took over, since he likes using them for his meme experiments.
>>67962797
>germany in friendlies
England beat germany too m8.
Will Chelsea, Tottenham, or Leicester get top 4 next year?
Can see Tottenham desu.
>>67962981
Can't see tootenfruit desu
Leicester for Europa League
next year will be boring af
Arsenal, Manure, City and Chelsea
what film should i watch lads?
>>67963053
what genre you in the mood for famski
>>67963053
Girls und Panzer movie
>>67963053
warcraft
>>67963053
Tetsuo the iron man
>>67963053
Go watch The Raid lad. Or Heat.
>>67963053
I downloaded Godzilla (1954) recently but I still haven't watched it
>>67963080
drama or maybe horror
Will Mou football be more exciting than Laal football?
I think it will still be defensive but with more purpose instead of possession over attacking.
>>67963053
TRL
>>67963053
leolo
>>67963151
van laal's football was cowardly, much different to simple defensive football
>>67963141
seen that, it's alright but not great
watch kong vs godzilla
>>67963159
looks interesting, think i'll watch that
cheers lad
>>67963183
Will do after I watch the previous Godzilla movies and Golden Swallow (1968).
>>67958307
Kasper Schmeichel isn't even good
fite me
>>67963053
>film
you should stop being a pleb and watch kino instead
>>67963053
Coherence
>>67963536
nice /tv/ memeword you mong
>>67963771
Wonder what Everton fans would think if they got him back.
>>67960304
Whats her name?
>>67963524
name a time and place faget
>>67963993
Bailey Jay
Really don't want United to sign Stones. There is a reason Everton concede like 3 goals a game.
He may be better as a CDM then CB, his passing and interceptions skills are decent.
Did everyone just vanish?
>>67966413
It's work day m80.
>>67966413
normies out doing bank holiday things
>>67966506
Not in the UK.
>>67955527
Are you lying?
>>67966413
I'm here
>>67955527
Will I hear from her again?
>>67955970
>guerrerio
What happens to schmels?
>>67964970
>There is a reason Everton concede like 3 goals a game.
Yeh it's because Martinez is tactically inept. theres a reason their whole backline looked amateurish this season, unfair to blame it on one kid
>>67955527
Butyashi to spuds?
>>67955527
Will Manchester United win the treble next year?
>>67955527
Will Manchester United win the double next year?
>>67957925
Hello Ronaldo
>>67959299
Arda to Barça
we're still waiting him to play his first match
>>67959299
Liverpool have a decent keeper
>>67955527
will Paulo Dybala ever play in the premier league for someone that's not Man Shitty
>>67975384
Dybala to United confirmed!!!!!!
New Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is considering a bid for Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, who has informally been placed on the transfer market. (Times - subscription required)
>Portuguese boss Mourinho wants Rio Ferdinand to return to the club in his backroom staff but the former defender is yet to make a decision. (The Sun)
Mourinho has told the Old Trafford club to spend £54m on Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez, 21. (Daily Star)
>Midfielder Michael Carrick says United team-mate, Marcus Rashford, 18, should be in Roy Hodgson's Euro 2016 England squad. (BBC 5 live In short)
Red Devils scouts have been present at the Under-21 Toulon tournament as they continue to scout Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford, 22. (Chronicle)
>Borussia Dortmund chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke says reports that striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 26, is set to leave this summer are nothing more than "total nonsense". (Bild - in German)
Striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, is interested in joining Liverpool as he tries to force an exit from Napoli. The Argentine is not deterred by the Reds' failure to qualify for Europe next season. (Mirror)
>Chelsea are looking to sign River Plate defender Emanuel Mammana, 20, for £8m but face competition from Italian sides Inter Milan and Fiorentina. (Goal.com)
Former England defender Sol Campbell feels Roy Hodgson cannot afford to start centre-back John Stones, 22, at Euro 2016 as he makes too many mistakes. (Evening Standard)
>Swansea's proposed takeover by an American investment group is edging closer to completion and could be finalised soon. (South Wales Evening Post)
West Ham have made a £11.4m bid for Juventus playmaker Roberto Pereyra, 25, but the Serie A champions want £13m. (Tuttosport)
>Sunderland are tracking QPR defender Steven Caulker, 24, who is available for £4.5m and Borussia Dortmund Nevan Subotic, 27, who could be available on a season-long loan deal. (Sunderland Echo)
>>67975410
>Striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, is interested in joining Liverpool as he tries to force an exit from Napoli. The Argentine is not deterred by the Reds' failure to qualify for Europe next season
>Sturridge and Higuain partnership
Muh dick
West Brom and Middlesbrough are in the running for the signing of Lyon defender Henri Bedimo, 31, who is out of contract next month. (Birmingham Mail)
>Aitor Karanka's newly promoted side have been linked with a move for Sporting Gijon defender Bernardo Espinosa, 26, who will be a free agent next month. (Gazette)
Fulham striker Ross McCormack could leave Craven Cottage this summer, with Newcastle, Norwich and Aston Villa favourites to land the 29-year-old. (Croydon Advertiser)
>Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo says "only the jealous" would not acknowledge his achievements of being the only Portuguese to win three Champions League titles. (Daily Mail)
Crewe are resigning themselves to life without 24-year-old midfielder Brad Inman as Championship and League One sides are set for a battle over his signature. (Stoke Sentinel)
>England striker Daniel Sturridge, 26, has two more training sessions in which to prove his fitness for Euro 2016. (The Times - subscription required)
Celtic are unlikely to spend big money to bring 26-year-old Liverpool midfielder Joe Allen to the club. (Daily Record)
The best of social media
>Stoke striker Bojan Krkic attended the wedding of team-mate Joselu on Saturday, along with Potters defender Marc Muniesa and Everton's Gerard Deulofeu. "So happy to have shared in your big day," he said on Twitter.
Former Everton manager David Moyes was back at Goodison Park to watch Tony Bellew win the WBC cruiserweight title against Ilunga Makabu. Ex-Toffees keeper Neville Southall, 57, could not resist having a dig.
Neville Southall
And finally
>A video of Sunderland manager Sam Allardyce dancing to a Rihanna song in Marbella - dressed in a suit - has gone viral on social media. (Twitter)
https://twitter.com/Matt_Chappp/status/736869374221553664
>>67975410
>le signing everyone meme
If Pogba is on the market i don't expect him to go to United
>>67975410
>Paul Pogba, 23, who has informally been placed on the transfer market.
Allegri literally said he's not going anywhere yesterday. One thing is to come up with bullshit but this is flat out lying
>>67975410
>Pogba and Saul
>players who have no reason whatsoever to join United
every year
Ok lads, it's Monday. Have Chelsea signed Higuain, Lukaku and Mata yet?
>>67975468
yes
>>67975468
Higuain is coming to Liverpool la
>wanting Mata
Why is West ham getting linked with every player in existence this year?
>>67975410
>mourinho wants to sign yet another at.madrid player
He should have learned about those yet there he is. It's surely a baseless rumour but still, simeone players only work with simeone.
>>67975499
His agent just said hat he will go there only when he's sure Javi Martinez will be there too
>>67967547
They rotate. Schmelzer played almost every game last season, he could have used a break, but Park was too shit to risk it.
CONFIRMED.
>>67975633
I don't want higuain ffs
>>67975633
>england club
United can't even forge a wikipedia page properly
>>67975633
>plays for england club
>>67956887
Isn't he one of the best keepers in the Bundesliga?
Why hasn't Zlatan been confirmed yet?
Higuain should come to Arsenal.
>>67975654
>come to Arsenal.
>come
You mean go? If you do, no, he shouldn't.
Any updates on the Bale, Neymar, Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Varane, Pogba & Kroos situations to united?
>>67975669
All confirmed
>>67975669
Done deal I hear, just waiting on the siggys
>>67975427
>Aitor Karanka's newly promoted side have been linked with a move for Sporting Gijon defender Bernardo Espinosa, 26, who will be a free agent next month. (Gazette)
Bretty good CB, even more so for free. Was very important for Sporting Gijon until his injury.
>>67975669
>Bale, Neymar, Ronaldo, Varane, Pogba & Kroos
Making good progress. Pogba and Varane look like done deals and I think we should be able to get the others after the Euros.
>Lewandowski
Come on now, we're not delusional.
>>67975669
------------------------de gea
darmian---------rooney----varane--shaw
neymar--------pogba------kroos----bale
--------------------lewa-------ronaldo
>>67975675
>>67975678
>>67975683
thanks lads
>>67975699
3rd place pretty much confirmed
_________karius
clyne_lovren__matip_hector
____zieliński___can
mane___coutinho___firmino
________higuain
>>67975743
>buy all the players meme
>firmino meme
any updates on the Reus to Liverpool situation?
>>67975751
>Doubting meme magic
>>67975767
He's said he'll only go if Götze signs
Man Utd have bid £15M for Reece Oxford according to a West Ham ITK
has reece oxford done anything since beating arsenal at the start of the season?
really don't want him getting in the way of fosu-mensah desu
>PSG defender Serge Aurier arrested following argument with police
fuck whitey
Mertens renewed with Napoli
>>67976024
sauce? can't find anything in gazzetta (yes it's the only italian newspaper I know)
>>67976063
http://gianlucadimarzio.com/news-cat/napoli-mertens-vicino-al-rinnovo-dopo-leuropeo-la-firma/
2m/year, official signing after the Euro
>>67975961
arrested for insults, refusing to cooperate and slight violence
>>67976109
he doesn't strike me as the most intelligent man tBh
>>67976143
it's because he's black isn't it?
>>67976109
what an idiot, always in trouble
>>67976146
of course
>>67976186
good post
Took Zidane 90 days to win a champions league as a manger
19 years and counting for Wenger
Can we all agree Zidane>>>Wenger
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Paul%20Grange%22&src=tren
>Wear shirt that makes fun of Hillsbrough and mock Liverpool fans on facebook
>Thousands of Liverpool fans leak your address on twitter, send shit to your house and demand that your employers sack you for it
Is Janssen any good?
>>67976193
fucking scousers
>>67976192
Di Matteo is better than both
>>67976201
yes he's good but he should stay in the Eredevisie for a bit
>>67976201
this one?
>>67976193
why are liverpool supporters so obnoxious?
>>67976193
ayy lmao
>>67976201
Yes. If were going with the >Eredivisie meme, he's well above Altidore and the likes.
>>67976193
>>96
come on dirty scousers, dox me and get me fired
>>67976193
wow that's really really mean
ruining someone's life over a t shirt
>>67976193
>mfw they kill him and blame it on the police
>>67976282
>KILL ME
>>67976193
>man mocks hillsborough
>lots of local shops and tradesmen have their business inconvienced/possible revenue lost due to scousers
>>67976193
Hope he enjoys all the free stuff.
>>67976320
>over £1000 worth of takeaways sent to his house
Absolute waste
>>67955527
Is Mata coming back to Chelsea and carrying them to another PL title?
I can't word it exactly but it's interesting how sending pizza to someone's house went from something done by the faceless internet (4chan) to something done by real people. That's the future, one homicide 10 pizza to your house.
>>67976423
the pizza to house thing is kinda funny to be honest. but contacting the employer and doing more serious work just to see someone pay isn't that nice
>>67976193>
Just to distract from the Heysel murders.
To a fucking scouse, a Hillsborough tshirt is worse than 39 dead Italians.
>>67976438
>the pizza to house thing is kinda funny
Am I on /b/?
Carvajal is injured and will miss the Euros
Poleaboo feels City don't need to make any transfers
Just gotta keep the players we do have healthy
>>67976492
no this is /sp/
>>67955527
Lewy to PSG true or true?
>>67976534
Oh shit!
>>67955527
Milik, Krycho and Piszczu to Arsenal?
>>67976282
>Micheal_Owen_shat_onto_the_pitch.jpg
>>67955527
Is my wife fucking black guys while I'm at work?
>>67955527
Will I ever attain happiness in life?
>>67976545
Well, thank god for that.
>>67955527
Will Hull and Burnley get relegated again next season?
>>67955527
w-will forest ever return to the p-prem oh magic 8ball
>>67976578
reroll
>>67976534
>>67976539
don't believe its lies
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501
vote lads
>>67976583
asking again
>>67955527
will xhaka flop?
>>67976589
Rerolls are for faggots.
>>67955527
Is >>67976589 a faggot?
>>67959829
>gf to anon
didn't passed the medicals
>>67976642
i heard it was because of a broken hymen
>>67976666
The FA should really do something about that Chad fella.
