race is starting shortly.
ABC broadcast begins at 11am eastern
post your streams and tell us who you are rooting for!
starting lineup:
1. (5) James Hinchcliffe, Honda
2. (21) Josef Newgarden, Chevrolet
3. (28) Ryan Hunter-Reay, Honda
4. (29) Townsend Bell, Honda
5. (26) Carlos Munoz, Honda
6. (12) Will Power, Chevrolet
7. (7) Mikhail Aleshin, Honda
8. (22) Simon Pagenaud, Chevrolet
9. (3) Helio Castroneves, Chevrolet
10. (77) Oriol Servia, Honda
11. (98) Alexander Rossi, Honda
12. (14) Takuma Sato, Honda
13. (9) Scott Dixon, Chevrolet
14. (27) Marco Andretti, Honda
15. (6) JR Hildebrand, Chevrolet
16. (42) Charlie Kimball, Chevrolet
17. (2) Juan Pablo Montoya, Chevrolet
18. (10) Tony Kanaan, Chevrolet
19. (11) Sebastien Bourdais
20. (20) Ed Carpenter, Chevrolet
21. (19) Gabby Chaves, Honda
22. (8) Max Chilton, Chevrolet
23. (24) Sage Karam, Chevrolet
24. (18) Conor Daly, Honda
25. (63) Pippa Mann, Honda
26. (15) Graham Rahal, Honda.
27. (61) Matt Brabham, Chevrolet
28. (88) Bryan Clauson, Honda
29. (16) Spencer Pigot, Honda
30. (25) Stefan Wilson, Chevrolet
31. (41) Jack Hawksworth, Honda
32. (4) Buddy Lazier, Chevrolet
33. (35) Alex Tagliani, Honda
get hype!!!
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HYPE
>>67952811
ANDRETTI
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does anyone know if that besweet2 guy on youtube is streaming the race?
link???
Munoz has been quietly and consistently good for the past few years here
>>67952922
yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>5 sec finish at Nurburgring
>everyone dying at Monaco
You'd better keep it up burgers
Who /here/
>>67952811
What do you guys think?
>Number of cautions?
>Number of rain cautions?
>Number of flips?
>Number of driver injuries?
>What lap does Pippa spin?
>What lap does Tagliani retire due to being slow and terrible?
>What lap does Power choke?
>Penske/Ganassi win, or does somebody cool actually win?
>Who does win?
>Number of pretentious comments from the booth?
>Number of times race control does something stupid?
stream for non-burgers?
>>67952993
>tfw could have went 2 years ago but my appendix ruptured 2 days before the race
>>67952993
Im like 10 miles from track but didnt bother to get tickets to go
FeelsBadMan
First for Dale Earndheart Jr
>>67952811
>>67952977
>Already have great motorracing weekend with awesome N24H and good Monaco (shit result)
>but wait, there's more
Holy crap
>>67952967
WATCH THIS STREAM BEST ONE
it's live but right now its political bullshit on ABC for another half hour
but besweet2 streams every indycar race and he's awesome
>>67952811
Who are you rooting for lads?
>>67953025
8
1
0
0
26
31
182
PWL
JPM
all of them
all of them +1
Monaco/Indy, the comfiest of motorsport nights
>>67953105
Hinch or Carpenter
/r/ viasat stream without commercials
>>67952993
You dropping acid?
>>67953118
watching the 600 as well?
DRINKING GAME:
drink everytime Scott Goodyear or Eddie Cheever say "just a passenger" or "nowhere to go"
>>67952811
are you the same nigga who posted this thread yesterday??
lmao
any acestreams desu
MURIKAN POLITICS
>>67953105
Takuma Sato
>>67953105
ROSSI
O
S
S
I
or Hinch
>>67953081
Final deciding stage at Giro d'Italia right now too
How much time left?
>>67953204
same
>>67952811
>Montoya in 17th
What happened there?
>>67952811
>look guys I made the thread early because I'm poor and need a stream
>>67953220
30 minutes to prerace festivities
>>67953232
he got taken down to Hinchtown!
COME ON ANDRETTI AT LEAST WIN SO SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS RACING WISE TODAY (FUCK YOU HAMILTON)
>>67953270
>look guys I'm a colossal faggot who thinks I'm patrician for owning a television
>>67953140
Ill probably fall asleep by then
Crowd filling up slowly, GA mounds un the infield have been packed since 7 am
>>67952993
lucky bastard
although you can probably see more of the race through the multiple cameras on TV I'm sure the sound will be just amazing seeing those cars go by
>>67953105
PIPPA
I
P
P
A
[spoiler]jk she's worse then Danica[/spoiler]
>>67953360
2 crashes in practice kek
>>67953344
Damn thats a nice spot
Hope the fence holds up in your end
>>67953399
when was the last time an audience member is kill at turn left?
>>67953471
I dont remember the latest death, but its not uncommon to get hit by debris
FUCK PENSKE AND FUCK GANASSI
>Simon Pagenaud
Is this guy good?
>>67953471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7EFP_wr2fo
Last year at Pocono. Got hit in the head with debris from the crash.
>>67953555
he's leading in the points and has won the last 3 races.
Pit exit, turn one, shade
>tfw all the commercial-free viasat acestreams are dead
>>67953597
jesus fkn christ dude
>>67953471
In the 1990s
CART: July 26, 1998 Michigan 3 dead
IRL: May 1, 1999 Charlotte 3 dead
>>67953105
NEWGARDEN PLS
I am done with F1. This was the most undeserved, disgusting win i have ever seen. First the fucking cunt lucks out with Rosdumb wrecking his car under the SC, then Red Bull fucks up worse than they have ever fucked up before, and just to fucking top it off he uses dirty tactics to defend against the massively faster RIC without getting fucking penalized BECAUSE HE DIDNDONUFFINGATTAGOODBOY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCLKING CUNTG$§RTE"§
This was rics race
i hope his dick gets fucking stuck in biebers ass tonight
>>67953661
>shade
I envy you, hopefully a breeze rolls in soon
I am done with F1. This was the most undeserved, disgusting win i have ever seen. First the fucking cunt lucks out with Rosdumb wrecking his car under the SC, then Red Bull fucks up worse than they have ever fucked up before, and just to fucking top it off he uses dirty tactics to defend against the massively faster RIC without getting fucking penalized BECAUSE HE DIDNDONUFFINGATTAGOODBOY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCLKING CUNTG$§RTE"§
This was rics race
i hope his dick gets fucking stuck in biebers ass tonight
will power win?
Some Vegas Odds:
Dixon 13/2
Montoya 13/2
Catroneves 6/1
Kanaan 10/1
Pagenaud 7/1
Power 6/1
Newgarden 9/1
>>67952811
sheeeit I messed up and forgot to type the Sebastian Bourdais is driving a Chevy aero kit/engine
(for any IndyCar noobs here: the main chassis is made by Dallara but the teams get to choose between a Chevrolet aero kit/engine or a Honda aero kit/engine)
>>67953717
Dont forget the gay start under the safety car
stream pls
Mишaня, вepим!
>>67953761
DOOMCAR
>>67953756
>>67953045
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>>67953756
>>67953756
>>67953756
>>67953795
STREAM IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earlier this morning
>>67953471
Imagine if Tony Renna's crash had happened during a race...
>>67953795
who /ragsinabox/ here
Strayan Odds via SportsBet
S Pagenaud 6.50, 11/2
W Power 6.50, 11/2
JP Montoya 7.00, 6/1
H Castroneves 7.50, 13/2
S Dixon 8.00, 7/1
J Hinchcliffe 11.00, 10/1
T Kanaan 11.00, 10/1
J Newgarden 13.00, 12/1
R Hunter-Reay 17.00, 16/1
...
P Mann 151.00, 150/1
>>67953881
>P Mann 151.00, 150/1
kek
Casino nearest me just lumps all the back markers into "The Field" which pays 11/1 today
>Got cucked since 1996
Pretty sad tb.h
I wanna see them go fast
>>67953949
230 mph not fast enough for you? We need drivers to survive when they crash, you know.
So strange watching Americans speak
Like we both evolved from English people and speaking English but the difference is night and day
fwiw the first girl I ever fucked was an American in Australia, was good
>>67953924
at least we might get to see her fat booty when she walks away from the crashed car
seriously Pippa has a
FAT
A
T
ASS
S
S
>>67953974
>want to survive every time
>want to go fast
Pick One
>ameripoors can't even afford an autocue
>reading off a grubby bit of paper
funny ameripoors
So how many crashes should I expect?
Is Kelsey Grammar doing this voiceover ?
>>67954002
turn 1 lap 1
CALLING IT
Sato will probably take someone out of the race turn 1 lap 1 like last year
how that guy has a seat on AJ Foyts team and had a seat in F1 I will never understand
>>67953981
>tfw Pippa the Mann will never fuck your boipucci with a strap-on
>>67954002
all of them
>muh history
>muh traditions
There's usually a Viasat Acestream with multiple audio tracks, anybody got that?
>Turn 4 most dangerous
>4 is a bad number to Chinese cause it means 'Death'
JUST
U
S
T
>american pre-shows
*cringe*
ITT: autosport
I just re-watched finish of 2015 Indy, edge of the seat stuff
>>67954066
>>67953981
I usuallt fantasize about Danica wrecking my boypussy. I haven't fapped to the thought of Pippa pounding me yet.
What does her ass look like? Anyone have any pics if her scantily clad, or from behind in her firesuit?
>>67954048
I would bet on Sage Karam doing that instead. I think Sato's in "don't get fired" mode
>>67954112
Nothing will ever be as bad as the milk bath gimp
>>67954122
Sato took out Karam last year
Is it a good race if someone dies?
I never realised he had something go through the car, did they keep it quiet last year?
>>67954122
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
>>67954118
"why don't you give me your helmet tonight?"
>>67954142
It would be tragic, but at least IndyCar would be in the headlines for once.
>>67954158
I can get down with that.
I want her to eat out my ass and then pound me with a dildo. Maybe she can try to shove her fist inside me if she has dainty hands.
She needs to take her anger out on my ass after a dissapointing Indy 500.
The best thing for the series right now would be an Andretti or Rahal win
Was that a fucking life insurance commercial? hahaha
>I got my Life Insurance (TM) (C) taken care of in December and was fine, get your Life Insurance (TM) (C) and just race!
>>67954192
Yeah, but a quarter of the way through the experience she would fall off the bed and break her arm and you'd have to call it a night. That's how she races anyway.
Who sings Back Home Again in Indiana now that it's not Gomer Pyle?
>>67954217
Thats true as fuck.
At least Danica could make it to about 75% of the experience before going headfirst into the wall.
>mudwrestling
wat
>>67954250
As an American, I rolled my eyes when I heard it.
>>67954250
It's between women. I've been multiple times. It's all about tits anon
>>67954250
tfw you will never be spoiled college students who can go to Indy with your friends and get trashed in the snake pit with tons of other attractive people.
>>67954250
black people are allowed to wrestle shitlord
So when does it actually start?Also
>that kool-aid man
>>67954267
>as an American
Yeah, because nobody else in the world likes to act foolish when drunk as fuck
why do americans like ads so much?
Scott Goodyear is such a pretentious little shit. I wonder if his asshole is as pursed as his stupid faggot lips are.
Is there any livetiming or something also available? Need to make use of my second screen
>>67954285
Because we actually have a functioning economy and a country that makes things.
You know, relevance. It feels good. You wouldn't know.
>Ray Haroun
>Sage Karam
got enough arabs in american motorsport? jesus
>>67954300
http://racecontrol.indycar.com/
cheeky dubs for Andretti win
Fucking love this time of year for racing
Which stream is best?
>>67954285
>like
I think "tolerate" is a better word
better than paying for a TV license
>watching free stream of American race
>complain about ads
non-American logic
>>67954317
kek
>>67954328
>http://racecontrol.indycar.com/
Thank you bro!
I believe it works as soon as the race is started, right cunt?
>>67954349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>>67954349
>>67954349
>>67954349
>>67954349
>>67954349
READ THE THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>>67954356
m8 i want a free stream with no ads. dont accept second best and capitalist jewery
>>67954349
Im using this m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>he doesn't want to know about various goods and services offered by multiple competing companies
>not being MURICAN
>>67954158
I met her when she was an Indy lights driver and she wanted the D. She's not attractive at all in person and I had no idea who the fuck she was back in 2008. I blew it.
>>67954337
Fuck Marco seriously he's the least talented of the three.
At least Michael was really good, good enough to win in F1, he just was lazy.
Mario of course is Montoya tier in terms of his overall pure racing ability, even though he conducts himself with much more grace than montoya ever has.
>I'm gonna drive this like any other 500
and lose again, Marco?
>Scott Goodyear
>Eddie Cheever
>>67954377
>>67954379
>>67954381
apologies for missing this in the thread.
Cheers guys
>reminding a driver of his brother's death on an oval track just before start of a race on an oval track
what the fuck America
>>67954380
you're out of luck then it's this or nothing
>>67954394
it would still be nice to see Mario celebrate his grandson's victory
>>67954386
Yeah of course. Even on this photoshopped press picture you can see her total uglyness
>attending a turn left race under 50°C
>>67954426
"Using the lessons his brother taught him"
>keep your head down
>Your brother is not here
>Your brother is dead
holy shit Americans are fucking autistic
like the whole autisic country thinks thats acceptable?
>>67954426
>reminding a driver how he almost died last year while practicing for this race
kek poor Hinch and Stefan Wilson
>attends 90 consecutive races
>dies while being interviewed
>that WW2 vet
;_;
based vet
>>67954426
>>67954445
>>67954446
Death gets ratings. It's the nature of the beast. It's unacceptable, but you have to expect it.
Also, that WWII vet made my heart happy for once.
>Over 3 Million Americans have Hep C
Americans will defend this
>Ice-T & Coco
>>67954449
>your father is dead
>did you learn any lessons from his death?
>are you going to die one day too?
AMERIKEKS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67954444
quads of kek
>>67953848
that's cool as fuck
Who /coke600/ here?
>>67954432
Sorry man an undeserving person winning just to make one of his relatives happy is not a valid reason to root for someone IMHO.
I'm rooting for pic related but I'm not optimistic.
>>67954452
Got a big dose of feels on that too senpai
>>67954452
i'm glad you're felt something for a man that helped save your tiny island country
anyone have a stream?
i live in indy, fuck giving these people additional ad revenue for blacking out the race all these years
>>67954480
>implying it won't be rained out
>>67954444
kek, nice quads
>>67954434
Yeah, the only hot thing about her is that she drives that car. I grilled her a cheeseburger and she was all fucking britbong like "oh it's a lovely American meaty bun" or some shit like that
>>67954480
Fuck that shit. I'd me more interested if someone was doing the double. But that race is boring AF. This is coming from a NASCAR fan.
The four things going on today that I'm excited about:
1. Monaco GP
(T) 2. Indy 500
(T) 2. The cookout I'm going to later
......
90000. Coke 600 (but I will tune in for some of it)
>DJ Rob Swift
Its a nigger messing with records. It sounds terrible
Is that all it takes to be a DJ? If so, Im a DJ now
>>67954498
go down and get involved in the mud wrestling and sibling death mate
>aj foyt
literally who?
>>67954498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
I can hear fighter jets over my house. Shit is about to get freedom
Quiznos is still around?
I haven't seen a commercial for them in forever
>>67954522
>n****r
>>>/pol/
>Chess-ire England
sorry bongs
LORD CHILTON
dj am didn't die for this
>>67954557
>>>/reddit/
>Old Ass Buddy Lazier is still driving cars
WHY
Where is WILL POWER?
KING MAX IS HERE BOIS
>>67954555
They have a really shitty franchise model that put a lot of franchisees in bankruptcy and many of them went under.
damn, Montoya is a fatty
>American indy car before race.mp4
>that 'DJ'
Montoya you fat fuck
>>67954579
He'll be the Morgan Shepard of INDYCAR
>>67954579
Because he can steer the car enough to make a competitive time and because sponsors are willing to pay for him to do so.
is abc seriously gonna keep this fucking ticker on all race?
>>67954598
Seriously
>>67954596
>TurkishGP.webm
holy shit this DJ is retarded
That steak and shake fire suit is the most based suit on the whole field and not one of you can prove me wrong.
>>67954590
I knew that. Probably explains why their sandwiches were so expensive
I'd just assumed the whole company went under
Always pic related
>>67954599
you lay off JPM
>>67954614
>Not watching based Brad Sweet and his ticker which covers the bullshit ABC one
>>67954598
I thought there was something wrong with the audio feed
Ryan Hunter-Reay holding his child for the last time...
ESPN has the most bland production in the world
this is an exciting event and they're making it seem boring
I'll go with Newgarden or Power for this one, with a race looking like the 2011 with fuel management issues.
Pagenaud can't be that good in absolutely everywhere (despite being in the contendership for the win here last year) but he managed to win fo the fourth time in the row and have at least at 90 points before the return to the road tracks and the double headers, it's going to be absolute madness.
>Hunter-Reay with kids
if this was a movie, he would definitely die during the race
>>67954627
They had some sales or deals that were pretty good at times and the quality was on point. It was so depressing going to one though and seeing all the disappointed, hard working owners.
>>67954469
i thought the same thing
Backwards thirdworld country
Also: So much Herr Derr Warrr the took our jewbs!
rip Sato
we dan carlin now
>Pearl Harbor remembrance
Why is this happening
>>67954652
tune in to ABC
TWO YEARS LATE
What the fuck?
How is this relevant to anything?
>December 7th..
>>67954648
EDGY AF
FUCK U WEEB JAP SHITS
>>67954677
It's memorial day innit
>>67954677
Because that nigger president went and groveled before the nips this week
tenno heika banzai
>>67954688
Still, why Pearl Harbor?
>>67954648
Divorce is a bitch
>>67954682
>replying to that shit tier trip
>inb4 DJ is doing his interpretation of the american anthem
does anyone here remember Kenny Bräck?
>>67954614
What's the ticker about?
>>67954652
If it's not apehoop or handegg they put in zero effort
At least they were smart enough to hire Bestwick
inb4 Sato gets taken out on the first lap because of this video
Press F to pay respects
>> watching indy for the first time
>> commercials, ww2
>> americans rising
is this normal?
>>67954697
because you guys have nothing else
>>67954702
Its a dindu singing kek
>>67954680
It's Memorial Day tomorrow.
>and the only ship left standing was the USS Indianapolis
>cries red white and blue
F
>please rise
>shows people on wheelchairs
>>67954724
please rise
wtf is this shit just fucking race
F
How long until all the WWII vets are gone so we can stop kissing their asses?
i love all the history behind the race and all the pomp pre-race
race itself is kinda boring though
Why do they always have Pearl Harbor survivors wear Hawaiian shirts. It's kinda morbid desu.
>>67954722
F
>>67954726
Indy is always on Memorial Day weekend, when we honor our war dead
>>67954716
>mfw the flyover drops a bomb right in his cockpit
>>67954724
>C-can you wear h-hawaiian shirts? Cause yknow...
>>67954726
Yes
>>67954652
>oval racing
>not boring as fuck
pick one
>Don't let bad streaming run a good show
Listen up lads
>>67954596
what the fuck
>>67954726
nah, usually we talk about 9/11
>>67954749
with your healthcare system, probably not too long.
>>67954749
then they will just switch to 'nam, afghanistan, gulf war 1 and 2, and iraq
>>67954724
Herr derr we fought in a weerrrrrr
Such fucking loosers lol
>>67954724
>They're all wearing Hawaiian shirts
I will never understand amerikeks
First time Indy here, how many ads do I have to watch?
ITT:
Eurotrash casual fans who don't understand that today is an American holiday remembering our dead soldiers.
Maybe if you weren't so cucked and had a reason to celebrate your country you would understand.
Go back to F1
https://twitter.com/MarioAndretti/status/736944798423257088
wat
>>67954752
Because they're comfy, easy for them to put on, and the dudes are in their 90s
>>67954785
You're the ones who lost
>>67954785
>t. two-time world war loser
This seems like the perfect time to post anime
>>67954749
After WWII vets they'll switch to Korea vets.
After Korea vets they'll switch to 'Nam vets.
After 'Nam vets they'll switch to Gulf vets.
After Gulf vets they'll switch to Afghanistan vets.
After Afghanistan vets they'll switch to Iraq vets.
Maybe if you stop nuking third world countries with Freedom this stops.
>Buddy Lazier is still a thing
>>67954785
>lost to the Soviets
>>67954793
I'd be reaching over to grab a handfull of dick through her dress. You know theres a big dick down there.
