https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
I've been thinking so long about which teams can genuinely stop us...and I just can't think of anyone. We're genuinely unstoppable.
Can't fucking wait lads.
>50 years of hurt
>>67949472
never stopped me dreaming
>Best competitive form in WORLD football with 10 straight wins
>friendly wins against so called """""favourites"""""
>meme magic on our side too
There is literally not one logical argument you can make for us not winning this tournament apart from muh history, which is Scouser tier in its patheticness
we're gonna win the euros you british slags dont have nothing on Pulisic, Rashford who?
>>67949472
>2 years without a title ;_;
>>67949138
>Hart
>Walker, Smalling, Stones, Rose
>Dier, Wilshere,
>Alli, Rooney
>Kane, Vardy
Honestly lads, who can stop us?
>>67950739
>Wilshit
Ffs
>England going to choke and be knocked out of the groups by Wales
>>67950890
>Implying Wilshire doesn't step up every time he plays for England
He may be made of glass, but he's our best midfielder.
>>67950936
Literally the shittest player against turkey and Australia
Face it lads we're tactically inept when compared to Germany and Spain and we'll be lucky to make it to the quarter finals.
At least we have the better domestic league.
>>67951209
>being anything other than delusionally overconfident in an england thread
Back to plebbit pls, it's coming home whether you like it or not Abdul
>>67951209
Not a single true statement
2/10
made me reply
>>67951369
>He doesnt think the EPL is a better league than those
Off your proxy.
>>67949292
Oh it's gonna be a riot once England loses AGAIN.
Mate, you have NO defense. Any decent striker or winger is gonna plow you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw
>>67951473
none at the tournament that's why we'll win it
>>67951517
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Scotland are so bitter about missing the Euros that they've started to make adverts about getting against England at the Euros
Jesus Christ
>>67951545
portugal are a team of 10 nobodies though
not even slightly worried about you desu
>>67951693
They won't be nobodies after this tournament's over.
>>67951724
Ronaldo and 10 literally who's are going to win the tournament?
Yeah right, you couldn't even beat Greece in 2004 on your home turf.
>>67951496
>YFW he sings it yet again after he leads us to victory in the Copa America next month
>>67950739
WHAT IS WIDTH
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
>>67951805
Let's look at England.
>The most overrated goalkeeper in the world, overrated by the Englishmen
>literally no defense
>lmao Wilshere
>JAMES MILNER
>literal whos like Drinkwater and Towsend
>only legit threat in your team in the form of Rooney
>meme player Vardy
>tap-in king Kane
>>67951906
>you will never be a salty JF watching through their fingers in greater hope that England lose than their own team win
Great feel being from the GOAT European country lads, can understand their jealousy
Worried about Russia match lads
>>67951906
Fuck off James Milner has been a solid little unit for liverpewl
Ali and Dier are as nobodies as our midfield. Walker and Rose? The base of the English team is FUCKING TOTTENHAM!! Stones? An Everton player? Smalling from the 5th team in England? Vardy who was playing against amateurs 3 years ago? Is this team a joke
The only standout quality players are Kane and Rooney but Rooney is useless in big competitions, cant's carry his team to beat Costa Rica for fuck sake. The rest is pretty shit
Another loss in the quarter-finals at the hands of Portugal or italy. English are used to losing in the quarter-finals to both these teams so it wont come as a surprise to them
>>67951949
>arguing with JFs
don't bother lad, they need to believe England is shit at football because it's the only thing they have
>>67951906
>Implying that Alli, Kane, Vardy and Rashford won't tear your team a new one when we meet you.
>>67951970
Imagine unironically being a third world shitter hahaha unlucky lad
>>67951939
friendly reminder that England lost not once, but twice to us in penalties in international competitions
Friendly reminder also that England won't win the Euro AGAIN just like it didn't win the WC or Euro 2012 and the Brits are gonna cry about it once more.
It's Germany, Spain or France and you're being delusional if you think you have the slightest chance.
>>67951970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBdajHOsSM
*scores one more than you*
>>67951970
Back to your containment thread Arse
ABE's are incredibly butthurt as usual I see
>>67952003
>this salt
kek
KEK
K E K
I'd reccomend leaving 4chan before we win the tournament lad, not sure you can take it
>>67952003
>win the WC or Euro 2012
The WC wasn't on m8 but if it was we probably would have won it
>>67952043
I'm screencapping this entire thread for maximum shitposts once England loses in the quarter finals
>>67952003
>Mfw Portugal is salty because Portugal have never won a major trophy and they bottled their only chance at Euro 2004 again fucking Greece.
>B... but you haven't won anything since 1966
One more thing than you lad.
>>67951906
>The most overrated goalkeeper in the world, overrated by the Englishmen
This one is actually true. Hart really is no better than Paul Robinson/Nigel Martyn/David James
This Portuguese wop is fuming. He knows it's coming home.
>>67949138
>Three Lions is 20 years old
>>67952127
Yeah, even England fans know Hart is overrated though, like hell I'd say Paul Robinson in his prime was better.
>>67952017
Cant be mad at that song, they fully represent the english people: fat, ugly, bad teeth. Probabaly fuck sheep too
>mfw Dier, Alli, Walker, Rose, Stones and Smalling
>mfw we beat them in Wembley and they pretend it didnt count because it was just a friendly
>mfw we beat them again in the Euros
>mfw the >ITS COMING HOME MEME dies for 2 years
>mfw they lose at home to Croatia and fail to qualify for a big tournament
>mfw Euro 2000, Euro 2004 and WC 2006
>mfw Dier and Alii are world class but João Mário, William or André Gomes are nobodies
>>67951906
>only legit threat in your team in the form of Rooney
I know you probably don't get a lot of access to electricity in your dog powered caravan but surely you're aware that Rooney is awful nowadays
>>67952244
>the team that has to still call up nani, quaresma and ricardo carvalho beating England
I'll look for to Ronaldo sulking after he does fuck all tournament as usual.
Belgium will win cap it lads
>>67952244
I'm convinced you maade those last three names up
no way they are actually real players
come on now m8
>tfw bandwagoning Irelel because "muh heritage"
come on you boys in green
>>67952343
Just like the rest of the English NT then? Nothing new.
>>67949138
>blue socks
wot?
>>67952379
>João Mário, William or André Gomes
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/26221/joao-mario/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/342/william-carvalho/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/17092/andre-gomes/
Here you go, lad
>>67949138
LOL, imagine the reaction if an official England song was half as white as this in 2016
>>67952347
Carvalho is still better than Stones and Smalling combined
Quaresma doesnt start
Nani? You are calling an 18 year old who scored against meme teams because the country is desperate for fresh blood since everybody else sucks. Not to mention irrelevant shit players like Milner or Wishere who never did shit in their careers
Portugal is U17 European Champiom, U19 and U21 vice champions. You think we couldnt be calling some of those guys? Everything as a time and place, it's not yet time for them to play in these tournaments
I thought Portugal and England were bros...oh well, can't really say seeing England get TSSUUUUU'd won't be fun.
>>67951517
Zlatan
Lewa & Milik
Griezmann & Giroud
Bayol
Belgium if they get their shit together.
>>67952527
Rashford won't even start but if he did he'd still be a better option than fucking Eder.
Also youth tournaments are irrelevant as fuck, unless you think Sweden will be world cup contenders because they won the last one
>>67951906
True
True
True
Milner's a workhorse
Drinkwater's decent
Rooney's a bit shit now
Pace & cheeky attempts are all the rage now mate
Kane scores goal from nothing. He'll be on Lewa/Zlatan level soon. Be mad.
>>67952527
M8 England is currently much better than Portugal.
You underestimate players like Alli, Kane or Dier
>>67952740
Eder isn't starting either, we now play in a 4-4-2 with Nani and Ronaldo upfront.
>>67952818
Best ally
>>67952879
Nani is fucking shit.
>>67953169
Who cares, Ronaldo isn't. Nani isn't touching the ball anyway.
>>67952127
No Hart's definitely an improvement on those. We're well past the days when the goalkeeper was a liability, like with Paul Robinson and... the one and only Robert Green.
okay imma go ahead and start "chatting shit" now, but the catch is that i won't get banged. not now, not in a month, never. you know why? because England is FUCKING shit and i will be proven right in a matter of weeks.
you think you're hot shit because you beat the world champions in a fucking friendly? because you won your shit qualification group unbeaten? against the mighty andorra or belarus or who the fuck it was? because you have a whole new bunch of meme players coming through the ranks of your meme teams in your meme league? LMAO you guys gonna get spanked. It won't be a group stage exit this time, but RO16 will be the end of your little Euro campaign.
meanwhile, greater Germany, the Champions, will make the semis at the VERY LEAST because that's just what we do. just look at the last, what, 6 tournaments?
>>67953293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICre_Ys8-YM
>>67953659
>greater germany
this better not be some austrian sympathiser
>>67949138
Yeah, I like you lads, but nah
>>67953659
u mad but u right ahmed
>>67953659
m8 heres a secret we know we are shit. but dont tell anyone. we are just the liverpoo fans of international teams. every year is our year
>>67953659
all banter aside, we won't win it, because we have a senile old cunt of a manager. against the krauts we genuinely looked like we could play, and since then, instead of sticking with that side and making little tweaks to try and improve it, woy has systematically dismantled that team, with each performance since being worse than the previous. on his current trajectory we'll scrape through the groups and go out the round afterwards. fuck woy.
>>67953659
>He think can escape from banged after chatting shit when EBJV in the team
>>67949138
After we've inevitably gotten kicked out in the group stages I'll root for England for the memes desu.
>>67954126
>implying we won't win the third place group trophy
>>67954103
>>67954032
>responding self deprecatingly like good little cucks
Pathetic desu, what ever happened to proper Englandposting on /sp/
>>67953659
youre going down, fritz. you and your army of mudskin brethren.
>>67951906
>Portugal
>implying the only play worth a mention in your whole literally who team in Ronaldo
>implying he doesn't choke big tourneys more than your mum on my dick
>>67953659
capped. Don't forget this post in a hurry lad
>>67954212
yeah at the moment i'm too annoyed by woy's refusal to continue with the only lineup that's looked any good against decent opposition. he's a stubborn old cunt determined to stop football from coming home desu
can't wait for the euro
and after that there's the fucking Olympics
and i have a job
all i need is friends and a gf now
>>67954965
ill be your friend
>>67954965
ill be your "g"f
we can dance nobby's dance
>>67954984
>>67955018
alright, come over to munich so we can have fun together
>>67949292
Yourself. Woy will play your worst team and Englel will get eliminated before the semis.
>>67950451
>>67949138
you literally lost to the worst team in Europe
us
Best football song hands down by a long shot
My word, i wish all these stupid cunts would stop saying England are unstoppable, it will only hurt more when they get cucked in the group stage.
>>67952003
>and the Brits are gonna cry about it once more.
Why would Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland (lol) cry over Englnad not winning?
>Doing the Brenny tactic of "we'll just score more than they do"
Ah, yes, worked so well
>>67962496
>implying any brits live in northern ireland
