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England 498/9d
Sri Lanka 101 & 39/1 (17.3 ov, f/o)
Sri Lanka trail by 358 runs with 9 wickets remaining
cricket is gay
>test """cricket"""
>>67947376
>a ball swinging 10cm impresses poo peelanders
KEK
>>67947371
The England test team have been consistently attractive for the past 5 years tbqh
Ivan, you here?
I miss the AusOpen threads, they were so comfy. If only /cric/ could be comfy...
>>67947379
Very appropriate
1. Woakes
2. Root
3. Anderson
4. Finn
5. Cook
6. Broad
7. Compton
8. Vince
9. Ali
10. Hales
11. Bairstow
>>67947448
yeah, right here m8
>>67947448
>b-b-but muh late night /cric/ threads without s-summer of c-c-cricket casuals
KEK. /cric/ has not been "comfy" since 2013
>>67947467
You're not Ivan. Ivan always posts in proper syntax, you imposter nigger.
>Zafar Ansari off the field at the moment after taking a blow to his right thumb fielding at cover point...
l m a o
>>67947497
/cric/ was never comfy you exposed newcunt
>>67947497
I agree. Cricket threads were comfy as fuck back in the day. I remember those summer days that dissolved into rainy evenings, watching cricket and drinking tea with Anzac biscuits.
>joshy reynolds posts
>thread dies
EVERY TIME
Anyone here captained their international side? Back in 2009 I captained a group of English fans against a group of Australian fans on the outfield of New Road during the Women's Ashes. I got a golden duck but we won the game, so it looks like I had the last laugh.
>they're going to have no fucking choice but to include us in the video
we win!
>>67947533
>LE SO COMFY /CRIC/ PALS XD XD
KYS
Torture and execute all Australians.
>>67947533
>LE COMFY TEA BLANKET AND BISCUITS XDXDXDXDXD
Fuck yourself Zerofaggot.
>>67947526
>implying i don't find tripdrama "comfy"
>>67947533
They were good because there was a clear distinction. /cric/ through the day au/sp/ through the night. rip
>>67947568
rude desu
>>67947552
>not Will Cook score 10,000?
apply yourself
stop making these fucking dumb tweets daniel, I'm getting tired of censoring you
'reminiscing' about how "great" /cric/ was 'back in the day' has to be the most pathetic meme I've seen
can someone tweet will smith with will smith score a century
>>67947569
I've literally got all of that right now but swap tea for hot choccy
>>67947632
shut the fuck up daniel
>>67947613
based ELITE krazykreja thruthbomb
I'm in love with a prostitute at a brothel. She is covered in ink, which isn't my thing, but she's so gorgeous and her body is literally perfect (besides the ink). I don't know if I should ask her out properly or bring her back to meet my parents.
Thoughts?
>>67947632
sure, but pining for le comfy /cric/ bros is the most reddit-y thing possible
ONLY Zerovaginaeater would wish to go back to a time where he was still relevant.
Will James Taylor become the English goblinman?
>>67947677
based MackayGOD
>>67947677
Are ivan and Mackaybro the same person?
Because Mackaybro is an orphan but this reeks of an Ivanpost
>>67947681
>2013
>goose
>relevant
KEK. 2012 was year of the goose you complete and utter newcunt
Not sure what's with these shit-tier Aussie cricketers being posted. Megan Schutt is waifu tier.
What's the best sledge anyone's ever got you with? One time an Aussie said to me "Mate you've got a bit of shit at the end of your bat" so I looked at the bottom of my bat, only for him to say "Nah mate, it's at the other end". All the team laughed at me :'(
>>67947719
Is she half chinese?
>>67947681
>Zerovaginaeater
The fuck sort of insult is that statsreddit
>>67947719
More like Megan Shit amirite?
Dane is best waifu
>He wanted to know "am I legal"
What did he mean by this?
How did your thing on 95bfm go daniel?
I've been to busy to keep up with your life story.
>a world city Sydney is
What did James Brayshaw mean by this?
>the willow stream isn't even showing the lunch doco it's just playing the audio from it over a live feed of the ground
wow
>>67947914
Daniel doesn't post here anymore. He is more of a boogeyman than WalkFiction
>>67947978
don't think they own the rights to broadcast the clips of older games
>>67947978
it's probably treated as a separate broadcast that they'd have to pay extra $$$ to get.
In Australia our garbage ""cricket show"" is on during lunchbreaks and Willow didn't have that either when I was in America during the 13/14 Ashes.
Murali is a cheat
Haddin is a cheat
You can't name a better catholic boy than Hayden
>>67948218
literally Gilchrist
“In cricket you mark a centre line to know where your middle stump is, so I marked that,” he recalls. “But my bat kept slipping on the crease, because it was a brand new wicket. So I got my spikes and I started scratching the surface and all of a sudden I got this perfect cross on the wicket. I did it at the other end too, so every ball, I’m looking down and there’s a perfect cross, and I’ve been meditating on it for months.”
The man nicknamed ‘JL’ went on to make 250, his highest Test score, while fellow opening batsman Matthew Hayden also reached triple figures.
Four years later Langer and Hayden had become Australia’s most successful opening batsmen, and one of the most prolific pairs in cricket history.
The secret to their success? The cross.
“Matthew Hayden and I, every game after that, we used to put the cross on the turf,” Langer told The Record in an interview recently.
“We didn’t even have to talk about it, it was just part of our partnership, every time we batted for the next four years we had a cross on the wicket. Now that has been a secret, but I’m happy to share it.”
Langer made his debut for the Australian cricket team in 1993 as a 22-year-old, but struggled to retain his spot in the side, playing just three Test matches in the space of five years.
He says it was a difficult period, but his faith in God helped him get through.
“In life we all have down times, but to have that faith and to have those Scriptures to draw on, really it’s beautiful,” he says
Langer began reading the Bible during the flight, and was struck by Philippians 4:13, which he interprets as “God gives me the strength to achieve anything”.
It was his inspiration for the greatest innings of his career
“All I said every ball for six hours was “God gives me the strength to achieve anything”, it was like a mantra, it was like I was meditating,” he says
Langer says his performance that day proved to him that he could perform under great pressure and against quality opposition
I unironically went to church this morning
>>67948592
I did the second reading tonight lad
>>67947707
yeah m8
>>67948636
What passage did you read m8?
>>67948730
an extract from the first letter of St Paul to the Corinthians tbqh
SRH or RCB sisters?
>>67948980
Kanes team
>>67949064
>picking Bad Acting: The Team over the greatest T20 team of all time
real cricket WHEN
>>67949126
1 bing 50 bongs m8
can't wait
Try and stop him
Cash out now and stick it in some other stuff or wait for my 30 cents?
Poondis Ltd
>>67949326
wait, it's guaranteed money what's the need to cash out?
Shitty Lanklets Ltd
>>67949439
Yeah but I kinda want to put some cheeky bucks on the IPL without adding new funds (I'm out)
T20 is p easy to ride if you abuse cash out, the odds flip flop so much that you just pick the team with the longer odds and cash out when inevitably it swings in their favour a bit.
2013 Memes NL (No Liability)
Why is test match special so comfy
>>67949539
well if you think you can make more than the 30 cents you would make by waiting do it
>>67949710
Is there a youtube stream for it? We can't listen on the BBC site for some retarded regional reason
Just woke up lads
>>67950131
there's a foreign one somewhere that should be able to litsen to, google it
>>67950131
>>67950308
To listen to TMS outside UK http://www.cricket.com.au/live/audio-stream …
https://twitter.com/aggerscricket/status/408374234893660160
wicket incoming
Why do so many cricketers think they are awesome musicians?
May Allah bless this man with a wicket maiden
>>67950762
Music and cricket are both disciplines of supreme autism, many believe they can cross over
>>67950854
>>67950532
>>67950532
Got the lottery numbers mate?
Fucking cracker tttt (to tell the truth)
Is Mo the real deal?
>>67950958
I want him to be but I don't think he quite is desu, not good enough to bat higher than 7 only in because we have literally no spinners other than him right now seeing as they don't rate rashid
Inshallah
>>67951033
Rashid is the definition of a T20 memespinner
Should just fuck off to the IPL like Morgan tbqh
KEK that's right, fatshit got scared of ghosts at this ground
Missing the bat by a foot
>reviewing that
lmao
LMAO
>>67951220
How obvious was it? They're making it out to be miles away on the radio
DUDE REVIEWS LMAO
>>67951267
Blindingly obvious, Anderson didn't even appeal
How do >we watch the ipl final
>>67951267
it was shane watson or sri lanka at any point this tour tier
>>67951267
Root's dropped catch was probably worth a review. The other one was completely daft.
>>67951343
neck yourself
>>67951343
just go to the game. I think its going to rain
>>67951397
>>67951343
i'm at the ground covers are on lads
Milf in that spotted dress lads
>Bumble still on the pull via headsets in the crowd
Based Bumble
bumble going to finger bare birds tonight
Bumble is a self parody of himself and he's going senile
Which English cricketer do (YOU) think has shagged the most slags lads
>>67951593
t. krazyfaggot
>>67951593
He's like the anti- Boycott who seems as sharp as ever.
>>67951615
Flintoff for sure
>>67951615
Ryan Sidebottom. How could any lassie resist that gorgeous hair?
>>67951615
I would say KP, but he's a saffer
>>67951615
Current? I'd say Mark Wood because Ashington is jam packed with slags.
>>67951615
Stupid question, we all know that it's Moeen Ali inshallah.
>>67951773
>Glorious warrior of Allah engaging in degenerate pre-marital sex
kys kuffar
Has Andrew Ramsey lost the plot?
>>67951708
And also he's pretty damn gorgeous
>>67951973
It’s November 2017*, and the battle for Test cricket’s most prestigious trophy – and its number one billing – is about to resume as Mitchell Starc stands atop his run-up in Brisbane’s broiling early afternoon heat, tossing a shiny magenta ball from hand to hand as the Gabba fans find their voice. Some 50 metres ahead of him, squatting and stretching in the post-lunch heat, is England opener Sam Robson whose Australian heritage has yielded more words than the 28-year-old can boast Test runs in the weeks and months leading into his team’s Ashes defence. Robson has been brought back into the England fold due to ex-captain Alastair Cook’s retirement at the end of the previous home summer, having decided that the remarkable achievements of his record-setting Test career did not need to stretch to a fourth Ashes tour Down Under.
A fair enough call, given Cook hung up his hat as his country’s most capped Test player, its most successful Test captain and the only England player to have topped 11,000 Test runs which saw him installed among the 10 most prolific batters the game has produced. But more importantly for Cook, he helped make good the prophecy of Sir Ian Botham after his team's thumping innings defeat of an out-gunned, cold-numbed Sri Lanka at Leeds 18 months earlier, that England was bound to return to the world’s number one Test ranking.
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/feature/ashes-2017-18-crystal-ball-england-australia-marsh-swepson-smith-root-cook-gabba-pink-ball-day-night/2016-05-27?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=internationalcricket
what the fuck
>>67951973
>Australia: David Warner, Joe Burns, Usman Khawaja, Steve Smith (c), Travis Head, Mitch Marsh, Peter Nevill (wk), Nathan Lyon, Mitchell Starc, Josh Hazlewood, Pat Cummins. 12th man: Mitch Swepson
>England: Sam Robson, Alex Hales, Tom Westley, Joe Root (c), Ian Bell, Ben Stokes, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Stuart Broad, Adil Rashid, Mark Footitt, Jake Ball. 12th man: Moeen Ali
This is it. This is the worst article of all time. It's over lads. Game over. Journalism should just stop now.
>But since the retirement of Adam Voges, who left international cricket at the end of the 2016-17 summer aged 37 and with his Test average dangerously close to dropping below 80, the Australia selectors have tried several options in search of a long-term No.5.
KEK
Bradman on surviving another generation watch
>>67951973
>>67952240
>>67952158
>no Phil Hughes hologram
>>67952370
not with The Killer in reserve
>>67952158
>Alastair Cook retires age 32
>Ian Bell recalled age 36
>Mark Footitt debuts age 32
>this shithouse attempt at prose
This is literally the biggest piece of garbage I've ever read
>>67952240
>Bell
>Footitt
May as well throw KP back in for full memeing
>32 years old
>#1 in rankings
>retires before an ashes series
literally what the fuck
>Warner wins the toss
>chooses to let Kohli chase
I mean I knew he was retarded but that's just fucking braindead
>>67951973
>>67952075
>>67952158
>>67952240
>>67952330
>>67952451
>>67952542
Someone add the JUST eyes
>>67952626
he's got his lucky bat
>>67952626
>'If I had known they were going to bat, I wouldn't have come out for the toss,' Virat Kohli says
I need the Warner IQ copypasta for times like these
>>67952662
>>67952710
limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.
Warner scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Warner has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means David Warner has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler
Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant Cricket stars:
Alastair Cook - 35
Kane Williamson - 33
Stuart Broad - 28
Virat Kohli - 28
Steve Smith - 27
Marlon Samuels - 6
>no Boult
>no Kane
Pooshitters on getting pulverised by Basedrat GODli watch
>>67952769
* David Warner is the smartest international Cricket player in either tests or limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.
>>67952769
>>67952781
>no Pooult
>bad
Also, what the fuck lads
>>67952769
>>67952790
>tfw only got 40/50 on Wonderlic
Should I just pooicide now lads?
>>67952822
>pitchfork
>unironically reading music reviews
Please tell me this is a joke like those funny reddit posts where people leave joke porn tabs open sis.
>>67952240
>lyon batting above starc
>starc not playing as the allrounder
I can live with head though 2bh. at least he didn't put that shitcunt shamcroft anywhere in the team
>>67952769
>Marlon Samuels - 6
This will never get old
>>67952864
the real meme is him using a mac m8
>>67952864
just a bit of news lad
still haven't found another website that's better in that regard, or else I would have dropped Pitchfork years ago
>>67952866
There is literally nothing wrong with Basedcroft
Reminder he WILL be opening for Australia within the space of three years
>>67952822
>pitchfork
>mark nicholas article
>all those man with no gf reaction images on your desktop
>photoshop
>trash not emptied
wow man, wow
I honestly cannot get over how seriously Kohli takes this meme competition. Every fucking innings it's like he's trying to avenge his dead father. It's a meme game man, no one else cares.
Is Sachin Baby Sachin Tendulkars son?
>>67953011
The IPL is the future of cricket, not a "meme competition", and Basedrat GOATli is LITERALLY the greatest batsman of all time.
>>67953041
His daughter
>>67953049
t. Manlet with brown skin
do you think more people would care about test cricket, if it had flames and cheerleaders?
>>67953095
No. If test cricket wants to compete with T20, it needs to become T20.
>>67953095
Yes. I also think replacing game terminology with sponsored titles is a good move too. Imagine if the commentator yelled out "DLF MAXIMUM" every time a six was scored
>>67952942
Gatecunt
Weet-Bix King of the Six
>>67953095
I don't know how test cricket is going to stay hugely relevant without compromising what makes it unique. I'm not a >muh tradition kind of bloke, I think day-night tests are a good idea, but I don't think they can hugely increase popularity. It's worse in the UK that cricket isn't shown on the BBC so it can't generate even a casual passing interest.
>>67953095
I think all they need are day/night tests and a move back to terrestrial tv in England.
A strong Windies test side is always good as well.
Based Cuckfield
>>67953288
I wonder how the lads back home feel
>>67953011
I find it funny how much the mere mention of other formats upsets you
The best example of it was during one of the BBL threads when you got upset that no one was paying attention to whatever irrelevant domestic FC comp you were following so you posted a prose about "New Zealand's 2022 tour to South Africa". That was the second most autistic thing I have ever seen in my life, only behind that guy who stalked the spreadsheet manager tripfag
>>67953095
I think that if Test cricket wants to survive they need to introduce Zing bails immediately
>>67953337
>That was the second most autistic thing I have ever seen in my life
That will change when daniel posts his spreadsheet showing the simulated results of his proposed two tier test system
Someone make an IPL thread I'm on mobile
Let's leave daniel and his autistic friends be
Fatshit wicket incoming
>>67953213
>I think day-night tests are a good idea, but I don't think they can hugely increase popularity.
There's been one so far against Poo Peeland and the numbers were frankly mind boggling.
Normally a Test match against Poo Peeland gets <5k people attending a day, no matter what venue it is. During the D/N match they got atleast 45k/day in a 48k capacity ground.
The peak TV audience on the third nights play was 3.5M people. For reference, the AFL and NRL grand finals both get about ~4M. The BBL final had a peak of ~1.8M. And this is a Test match against fucking Poo Peeland we are talking about...
There are obviously some mitigating factors: it was the first one so there was a gimmick factor and Australia is by far the best place in the world to play them conditions wise (no dew, not cold at night etc). But the indicators are pretty clear.
If the Pom who posted this is still here:
>>67945559
>Are Malaysia actually any good? Is your team just full of Paki/Indian migrants, or is cricket big in Malaysia too?
Cricket is probably the fastest growing sport in Malaysia. I think >we're division 3 right now but hopefully this improves soon.
Most of the players are Malays and Tamils. A lot of the Indian/Pakistani and other migrants play it but they only make a small part of the playing demographic.
Also, most schools and universities have teams. There's a lot of FC, t20, and ODD domestic leagues and tournaments.
>>67953662
every time you post about this it warms my heart ankush
Malaysian conditions could be pretty interesting for international games tbqh
>>67953662
t. Malaysian Indian
>>67953689
>warms my heart
you sound like a proper poofter m8
>>67953722
I will literally suck your penis shaft
>>67953689
Malaysia's hosted more tournaments than all of SE Asia tbẖ. Everything from u19 WCs a few times to u19 qualifiers, ACC WC, Div 2,3,4,5 WCs, and a lot of other meme stuff like exhibition games.
As for the conditions, they would be good but it rains a lot.
>>67953694
Not really but almost.
>Shitriques batting at 3
if this team wins the competition should be dissolved for being awful
why did the batsmen take their helmets off?
>19 runs off 1 over
Fatshit Ltd
>>67953829
because they are unnecessary against spin """bowlers"""
frankly they are unnecessary against any Indian manlet """""bowler"""""
>>67953829
The fast bowlers aren't bowling anymore, so there's not much point to them. They're just dead weight
Sometimes they take them off if it gets too hot, but that can be dangerous against faster guys
>Indian crowds
watching this is making me feel nauseas
>>67953910
Imagine the stench
>>67953865
>>67953891
okay, thanks
>>67953951
With the barbed wire fencing it literally looks like a zoo enclosure, except the animals are being fenced out.
>>67953910
I went to a game in Calcutta once. Genuinely disturbing experience.
is Chris Jordan related to Michael Jordan?
>>67953982
t. Indian expat
IPL stream pls
>>67954000
brother and sister
>>67954023
open up VLC and put this in
https://d245jvi6x7lrh9.cloudfront.net/IPLREG1/ngrp:iplreg1_all/playlist.m3u8
>>67954023
fucking use google you mong, every curry streaming site has it up
>Shitriques
and nothing of value was lost
>>67954060
he probably doesnt want to watch it in 260p though
>>67954073
he's asking for a stream m8
unless you're using acestream (which he didn't ask for) it's going to be 240p
I read Ricky Ponting's auto and he described India by saying if you went outside as a professional cricketer it felt like a swarm of locusts would instantly start to converge on you
>>67954090
that >>67954052 basically is acestream. It's our ""official"" broadcast. It's not HD but it's a decent SD.
>>67954119
I got my copy delivered today on your recommendaiton. Looking forward to giving it a read tbqh
>Ben Cutting still exists
>curries are willing to pay money for him
>>67954139
It's a good read. You'll work out what my meme about him coming from the shittiest part of country is based on now.
the prick has no balled fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>67954206
>you now remember the 2011/12 summer
>you now remember that there were three young quicks primed to make their Test debuts: James Pattinson, Mitchell Starc and Ben Cutting
>you now remember that Pattinson and Cutting were almost certainly going to debut with Starc missing out
>you now remember Cutting snapping his back like 2 days before the Test against NZ started
>Cutting is no longer even in the top 20 bowlers in the country after that injury after being literally days away from a debut
How do you want your career family?
Which match are you bois watching?
this commentary makes Channel 9 sound god-tier
>>67954324
IPL until Australia's brave David Warner gets dismissed
>>67954265
>hailed as the next McGrath
>literally and unironically the next McGrath
>instrumental to the 06/7 clean sweep
>outbowled fucking Warne and McGrath
>gets injured
>replaced by Shittle and Hilfenfuck
>never seen again
>>67954351
>>replaced by Shittle and Hilfenfuck
dont forget Dog Bollinger
>>67954324
both tbqh
IPL's on mute though
>Warner out
goodnight
>>67954369
KEK, I literally had
>Bollinger was unironically being shilled over Clarke as captain after Ponting's retirement
Sometimes I forget how thoroughly mediocre >we were until 2013
>>67954340
Time to stop watching lad
>>67954351
he was shit m8
rhino was the new mcgrath
>>67954400
>until 2013
wat, that was the year >we got swept by India, homeworkgate and lost the Ashes 3-0
2010/11 as the nadir. Clarke's captaincy was what started turning the boat around.
>>67954436
Harris was LITERALLY a medium ""fast"" batting allrounder at that time m8
Holy mother fucker
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/1005521.html
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/1005531.html
>The Tendies are now so bad they are losing to their own reserve teams
Wew. Absolutely wew. I thought it was funny when they came to Australia and got beaten by a bunch of 18 year olds who do it >for free. This tops it.
>>67954351
There's this indian restaurant near me that is run by a guy who used to be the official chef of the australian cricket team. His entire restaurant is filled with autographs from literally every cricket player to play in Australia from the mid 90s onwards. He's got a signed bat from Tendulkar and Dravid, Gilly's gloves, McGrath's shoes and a game ball signed by Dale Steyn, but front and centre as the crown jewel of his collection is unironically one of Stuart Clark's wide brimmed hats.
>>67954484
Fuck that's sad. I hope it's just because they're adjusting to the conditions.
>>67954511
that's like choosing to kiss meg from family guy instead of fucking katy perry
>>67954591
What? It's their home conditions, they have a few players from Barbados on their team even.
It's just beyond parody now. Glad Tony Cozier didn't have to see this
Elite mind games by Warnfucker in batting first
>>67954632
>What? It's their home conditions, they have a few players from Barbados on their team even.
They've been playing in India so it would take time to get used to Indian conditions again.
>Glad Tony Cozier didn't have to see this
I was friends with Tony Cozier's nephew last year and he told me that he was stressed about WI cricket.
>>67954685
He has a 144 iq apparently
>>67954717
>I was friends with Tony Cozier's nephew last year
is that the nigger who rekt you at the race?
>>67954717
is his nephew hot?
>>67954732
I can confirm it, his mum told me
>>67954747
No, the nephew's American and half white.
The guy at the race was some kid who goes to another school.
>>67954759
Yes, no homo.
Who else knows cricketing royalty?
Reminder I:
>live near Justin Langer and we jog past each other regularly;
>have had sexual intercourse with Ashton Agar's gf; and
>have had sexual intercourse with Brad Hogg's daughter (who hates him, so I didn't get to meet the man himself).
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/squad/934985.html
HAHAHA oh wow
lay your eyes on these mugs, is this the ugliest test team ever?
>>67954946
Handsome elite Peter Nevill is the only one who isn't a total mong
Starc looks handsome from a distance, until you see his acne-scarred skin
>"If I wasn't playing cricket for Australia, I'd still be working at woolworths" - David Warner, unironically
>>67954982
>>67954946
Bitchwide and Burns are 10/10's you fucking hetero shits
>>67955027
>Bitchwide
okay
>Burns
wew
>>67955027
this is a 10/10 in australia
Fatshit Ltd
Based Ben Cutting
sri lanka are going to win by 37 runs
Genuinely good knock from Mathews tbqh
Much better than his gutless captaincy from the last test
Pissrat should have saved Jordan for the death tbqh
Honestly lads, cricket crowds are so much fucking better than football crowds.
>>67955368
It's mostly upper-middle guys over there, right?
>>67954052
>open up VLC and put this in
ive downloaded vlc, but where do i put the link in?
And that's the end of Sri Lanka
>>67955403
Depends where, edgbaston gets a lot of working class lads
>>67955368
Most of the unironic cricket crowd here is just Afghan, Bangladeshi, and Nepalese workers.
>>67955403
Just middle class in general.
I was at the England match at the SoL on Friday, and the cricket yesterday. The difference between the people was incredible. The football fans were 90% scum, the cricket fans were top blokes though.
The other thing was that the football fans come across as really aggressive constantly, but the cricket fans were just having a laugh.
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>>67955409
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>>67955482
people care about football, going to the cricket is just an excuse to have a laugh and get pissed t b h
>>67954206
>(You)
Warner
Cook(c)
Devilliers
Roof
Kohli
Stokes
Woakes
Amir
Pattinson
Lyon
Hazlewood
this team would conquer all
>>67955558
Yeah but it was a shitty friendly against Straya, and still people sounded like they were about to punch someone.
God it was awful. Shit football, shit atmosphere, shit time in general. I'm England for the cricket, but fuck international football.
Who /hype for Virat getting BTFO/ here?
>>67955590
kek
>>67955482
same here tbqh
AFL games get fucking horrible human beings at them. I was at a game a year ago where some bloke was constantly swearing and abusing players while surrounded by all these young families. One woman asked him to tone it down, and he just turned around and punched her in the face. Fucking disgusting.
She turned out to be an off-duty police officer and immediately arrested him kek
>>67955590
devilliers wikctekeeper btw
>>67955590
kysXI (know your starting eleven)
>shane warne saying warner will win
Oh gee what a surprise
>letting a relative commentate
inb4 kohli duck
>>67955590
>Cook(c)
I was going to abuse you for this, but I don't know who the fuck else I'd make captain these days
>Stokes/Woakes
Marsh is better. I'd replace Woakes with him and bring in Rahane in Stokes' place
>Pattinson
eh, he's hit and miss these days
put Steyn in instead
>>67955728
>>67955590
Also Yasir in Lyon's spot
>>67955728
>marsh is better than stokes
kek
http://www.touchcric.com/#video
>>67955795
as a bowler, he is. He's literally one of the best bowlers in Australia right now, despite being a batting allrounder
as a batsman, he should be but he hasn't pulled through in red ball cricket yet
>>67955855
>he's better at batting trust me
>>67955728
woakes is elite. marsh is bits and pieces player like moeen
steyn is past it. i nearly unironically went for ishant sharma as he looked good last time out
agree with yasir, slipped my mind, he even bats a bit too
RCB will unironically win tb h
>>67955950
I've literally watched his entire first class career m8
