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Carlton Blues vs Geelong Cats @ Docklands Stadium; 13:10 AEST
Collingwood Magpies vs Footscray Bulldogs @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST
West Coast Eagles vs Gold Coast Suns @ Subiaco Oval; 14:40 AWST
who /dabloos/ here?
BUHAHAHAHAHA
nice "community" LOL
more like Gayer Worstern Shitney
>>67936518
>>67937610
>tfw i fell for the meme
JUST
LMAO
who /hasn'tlosttoShitney/ here?
What's for lunch lads?
>>67938820
>got geelong -23.5
>>67940611
>>67936257
who the qt?
Freo are shit lel
So funny watching worst cuckstralians get btfo yesterday
>>67940611
pub lunch in subi before CoastClash
Ded thread
Ded sport
>peelong
†
here lies /afl/
ded
>>67941438
At least we aren't /nrl/
They LITERALLY 404'd from lack of activity
>>67936257
Is that a vegemite patty with koala paste filling?
>6.8 to 9.3
WOW
>geelong are premiership favourites
>>67941533
P L E A S E
>Meme teams peaking in the first 2 months of the season
Another Iggs/Hawks GF pretty much confirmed at this stage
>>67941490
NRL takes autism to new heights, no shit most of the posts are trip drama, they're so pathetic they reference long gone trips/
>>67941666
>iggs
>implying they can beat anyone in the top 4
>>67941691
No, they cant. Not when the current top 4 have hit their peak 1/3 into the season. Did you even read what I wrote?
>>67941666
>>67941730
>iggs
>making the top 8
Lel
They won't get any better, they've gone down hill just like the dockers.
West Strayans confirmed for one hit wonders
>>67941766
>this obsession
cucktorians ladies and gentlemen
>>67941828
Kek
This is ironic considering the amount of "cucktorian" spamming last year
>GEELONG
kek
KEK
>>67941670
Haha! Y-yeah, imagine t-that.
>Geelong being exposed
Nice
Sam Rowe has literally not touched the ball
He has been on the ground the whole game
Straffo on highly intelligent and patrician musical taste-watch
>>67936257
All my gf does is stuff her face and try to look cute, idk how she's not 300lbs, she's 110 right now
>>67942132
post pics
>>67942089
comeback is on lads
>>67942314
One point at a time
stream where
>going to iggs game
>grabbing pub lunch
>pub called the vic
>the vic
>in best australia
why do i feel like im being cucked?
who here ready for some 2:40 pm sunday afternoon subiaco oval flat track bullying?
>>67942132
all the cardio you give her nightly r-right?
>post pics
everyone in this thread should kill themselves
>>67942419
>/nrl/ on jelousy watch
>geecuck
>>67942470
/afl/ on trying to remain relevant watch
>>67942346
The Vic has been around for years mate, Subi institution
>cucklong
>Geelong
>tfw I had $150 on Geelong
>tfw I fell for the Geelong meme
>tfw I have no face
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
>>67942487
i know
>pic related
i was at the vic prior
>>67942544
WABA plz I'm worried about you.
Come on boys 1 more quartter
>>67942560
i work out and eat clean 6/7 days 2bh
saving $$$ in my based elite muscular tradesperson job
best ive ever been 2bh
thanks 4 ur concerns
BTFO
T
F
O
Make it stop pls ;_;
>patrick dangercuck
>GE110NG
KEK
>Losing to Collingwood and Carlton
>That goal kicking accuracy
Suffering.
Are da bloos back boys?
>THE SHANTY TOWN OF GEELONG
>Dangerfield will win us a flag!!!
GET UP YOU BLOO BOYS
>Consecutive losses to maggies and da bloos
>Geelongs premiership hopes
67 dollarydoos for the cats to win, get around it lads
>Dangerfield left Adelaide for this
Will WCE put on a big, 70+ point win today to help their percentage, or do you think they will just cruise to a ~30 point win?
>>67942922
will be a slaughter if i have to pick it family
>>67942922
Downhill skiers, will destroy the other Coast and JJK will kick 10
Was at the game in Adelaide last night. What was the vibe here on /sp/ for the Crows/GWS game?
>>67942922
FLAT
TRACK
BULLIES
>>67942922
Gold Coast are fubar, iggs win by triple digits like the flat track bullies they are desu
>be Geelong
>Give away twice as many frees as you receive
>Miss every shot at goal
Fuck me I am getting so fucking frustrated
Is Geelong, dare I say it, dead?
>>67942963
hype around halftime
eddies goal was GOTY-tier
got a bit ded when the crows kicked on
Is it worth the extra money to go backpage girls over the brothel?
>>67943045
what's a backpage girl senpai?
fucking hell guys, we did it
>>67943045
No, go to a professional establishment.
>>67942615
>unironically being a tradie
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>67943007
Geelong still had more scoring shots. They've got the cup in the bag once they do goal kicking at practice.
>>67943066
like sussing out girls on backpage dot com or other similar sites?
as opposed to just going to a standard brothel (most of the brothels near me are pretty cheapo/full of asian girls)
>>67938820
>>67943082
>conceding over 100 points to Carlton
maybe they should be working on their defence/clearances instead desu senpai
>>67943105
Any team is going to score over 100 points when they don't miss shots at goal.
>>67942089
What's The Biff? The only context I have is in relation to Bringing it Back.
>go into melbourne cbd
>asians everywhere
cucktoria, everyone
>>67943074
ur back lad
keep the lid on
keep the faith
>>67943130
rather asians than muzzies at least
>>67943130
Australia is an Asian country tbf m8
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. This rounds nominations present an interesting, yet quality dilemma for selection. We have a 2015 Team Member pressing for selection again as well as other consistent posters in their efforts and a rather special Autist Duo so I ugre you all to vote for who you think should be this rounds promotion, which will be annoiced at rounds end. Below you will find the contenders for this round so far, The 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity.
This weeks contenders so far:
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Hawks "lads" Guy
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/SaintRoach Duo
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
>>67943215
>this pisspoor attempt at autism
m8 come to /nrl/ and play with the big boys
didn't a trip kill himself here last year
>>67943260
Not to my knowledge. All I know is RC's mum just wouldn't pay for his proxy anymore so his narrative status is: aborted.
>>67943260
connard ended himself
>>67943204
>public schooling
>>67943260
who cares what the tripfags do m8
>>67943260
>>67943277
Connie? He either got BTFO by the cops in a drug raid on the Gold Coast or more likely his GF cracked the whip and he had to take a break. Was top kek making fun of him thinking he was in prison during last years finals.
>LIGHTS OUT YA FILTHY ANIMALS
>>67943283
Yes, all the kids at my school were Asian.
It's currently drizzling and the wog mum a few houses down is out there hosing down the concrete.
>>67943287
I remember one saying he was going to do it
I was just curious because the autism posting got me thinkin
>>67943317
>hosing down the concrete.
what does this mean?
>Carlton winning
>Richmond winning
>Collingwood winning
>Essendon performing admirably for their circumstance
who /big4/ here?
>>67943439
here
>>67943375
She's using a garden hose to spray water over the driveway.
>>67943455
>that manlet on the left
>>67943439
>Essendon supporters
>Docherty doing post-match interview with King
>Gibbo puking his guts out in the background
Top fucking kek.
pissed off Carlton supporter on K-Rock lol
>>67943529
Why is he pissed off?
Riewoldt is too handsome for this world
>3 afl games on today
>1 has already finished, another in progress
>only 1 nrl game on today, and it literally just started
>nrl thread 404s, and afl thread has huge headstart
>despite all these advantages, /nrl/ gas STILL managed to run down and overtake /afl/ in number of replies
kek
KEK
K-E-K
/gayfl/ on irrelevant, unnecessary, and jealous watch
>>67943215
nom goes to whats for lunch guy in a round where all autists display a good consistent level of autism
>>67943609
>18 unique IP's
kek /nrl/ is literally just autists spamming shit
>>67943635
4chan is literally just autists spamming shit.
>jjk just had babby grill
ugh
get back 2 work lad
need that father/son tbqh
>>67943652
womens league m8
>>67943609
You're playing your contact sport of choice, and after a successful tackle on an opposition player, do you:
A: Sportingly offer him help getting to his feet?
B: Quickly return to your position to let the game continue as quickly as possible?
C: Stick a finger in his bum?
Why is NRLel so obsessed with strong, muscular AFL?
Footscray is done. Time to fold this pathetic excuse of a """"club""""
Right now the national sports network is broadcasting AFL on one of their channels - but its Essendon v. Richmond
If you could please give TSN live broadcasting rights, that would be sick
Didn't you losers predict West Coast would win by 100 easily?
It's like you faggots enjoy being BTFO with your "predictions"
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>67943835
we're just trying to emulate our based lord Royalty Christ
>tfw no wombat nurturing qt gf
>>67943835
>>67943861
this
>>67943835
>early game
We'll have a 12 goal quarter at some time m8
anyone got an iggs stream?
"The home of Football" is playing WAFL instead.
>>67943596
he felt the commentators were bagging out Carlton
>>67943907
Nice delusion, cuck.
West Coast will consider themselves lucky to get a 40 point win today.
>>67943486
but why?
>Stringlel
Cloke 2.0 in terms of inconsistency t b h
>>67943130
Not enjoying all the qt Asian girls
/pol/fag
>>67943966
the asian international students tend to socialise only with themselves.
>>67944006
It's a shame they do that. I thought they loved the BWC.
it's over lads, this team will not make finals
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>the qt 3.14 goal umpire is the other side of the ground
T R E L O A R
R
E
L
O
A
R
wc v gc stream where?
kek collingwood have 0 players on the bench. they're fucked
Reminder that West Coast will NOT win by 60+.
REEEEEE fucking memedogs
>>67944166
We're gonna win by 110+ m8
>>67944188
kek, you'll be lucky to come away with a 40 point win.
Your team looks tired as fuck and lets in soft goals.
What's a good price for a brothel?
Is $250/h too much?
>>67944226
cheap. gotham city is $350.
>>67944226
Yep, In the Western surburbs you can get 1hr for about $130 usually
>>67944260
Forgot to mention I'm a brisfag
>>67944226
>>67944290
Have you ever visited a brothel anon?
I've been a few times, on time there I couldn't get my dick up and ended up wasting $150
>>67944298
What did you do for the hour? Just make awkward conversation with the girl?
> it's winding down the clock play
>cucklingwood
As a Dogs fan, I'd like to thank the Collingwood physio team.
>>67944320
Only half an hour, desperately tried to get my dick up.
Hooker was hot as fuck too, nice tits and lovely pussy
>>67944298
>Not telling her to slip a finger up your date to get you up
Works 100% of the time in my hentais.
>>67944298
Went with a friend once to a rub n tug joint, we were both drunk, I ended up having to wait out the front for him in the cold becuase he was too drunk to get it up.
>>67944298
I'm the guy you replied to and no I'm a virgin hence my interest in brothels
>Bevo tells his team that this is the most important quarter of the year
>Against a team with no rotations
>No rotations
Fucking dogs
>>67944381
This is how your experience goes at most places:
You'll rock up and be given a selection of women, some places do like a show where women come out and greet you, others they just stand around waiting for customers.
You talk with them, get an idea of pricing and then go up and pay whatever time you're after.
Then you go into a room, she closes the door and inspects your cock for any issues.
Afterwards she'll tell you to shower, and then after that she comes back you tell her what you want (massage, blowjob, etc).
Be aware condoms are used for blowjobs and all sex, try and pull a sneaky (i.e do her from behind and take the condom off) and there's a good chance you'll be charged with rape.
Afterwards you'll have a chance to shower and leave
>>67944462
>she inspects your cock
Fu k that is way too lewd ID probably die of embarrassment
>the literal state of this "poomunity"
>>67944462
above all have a cheeky wank before you go
could save u $$$ because you normally cbf after that post mazz moment of clarity
if not u usually last long enough to make it worth your hard earned
>>67944462
>>67944506
>penis inspection day
>>67944538
I'm the brothel experience guy and I fucking lost it at your comment, maximum lel
which team HASN'T been exposed yet?
I'm thinking Sydney and GWS, it would also be a good way to start an actual rivalry instead of it being forced upon us
What are my chances of winning these bets /afl/ bros?
Also, don't fall for the brothel meme lads.
Become enlightened gentlemen like us at /nrl/ and see independent, private prostitutes.
This is me
I see prostitutes every week.
I like to give them a good looking guy to fuck at least once each week.
>>67944666
based saxon
>>67944642
>Become enlightened gentlemen like us at /nrl/ and see independent, private prostitutes.
unfortunately there are stupid incall laws in cucktoria.
>>67944462
People were saying they paid for half an hour/an hour. Do you get as many shots as you want in that time frame or is it over after one shot/time runs out, whatever comes first?
>>67944666
>That chest aspect ratio
5'10 guy needs to see a prostitute. What a surprise.
>>67944687
I thought it was only Western Australia that had shitty prostitution laws?
Always thought Victoria's rules were similar to Queensland and New South Wales. Did they change them recently?
>>67944688
As in shots you mean if you cum?
Well you hire them for an hour, so no it doesn't matter.
You could spend your time talking if you wanted.
>>67944642
>being enlightened means your choice of hooker
There's no real difference, you're paying for sex either way retard
>>67944688
I imagine you get the full hour even if you cum
I recover after only a couple minutes after my first load so I shouldn't have trouble cumming twice in a hour session with time left over for cuddling and breast sucking
>>67944715
> I thought it was only Western Australia that had shitty prostitution laws?
SA sounds pretty shit from what i hear.
> Always thought Victoria's rules were similar to Queensland and New South Wales.
Laws in NSW and QLD seem more liberal. cucktoria requires registration, no mention of services, no full body photography.
> Did they change them recently?
not on that aspect.
Who /top6/ here?
(Cuckthorn need not apply)
>>67944729
There is a massive difference between a brothel experience and an independent, private prostitute experience, you naive child.
>tfw set parker as VC for captains loophole
>got pissed and forgot to change C
whoops
Based Straffo surprisingly promoting the LDP
>>67944757
No there isn't, either way you're just paying to fuck a whore
>essendone v freo next week
>>67944666
Same, except that I have a quality that women appreciate more in that I have 9.5/10 facial aesthetics. Women don't care for muscles you narcissistic fuck. I bet you look at yourself in the mirror whilst you fuck the whores, am I correct? No, wait, you don't fuck women because you are a homosexual bodybuilder. Go choke on a bottle of cum, faggot.
>>67944778
There is.
>>67944782
You are literally seething with fury right now.
>>67944784
No there isn't cunt, you're just sticking your dick a woman you paid to allow you to
>>67944792
Says the roid raging homo
>>67944798
t. Naive child.
>>67944803
>no argument
>resort to name calling instead
I swear there's an emerging trend of /afl/ sperging harder than usual in the last half/last quarter of the final match of the Round. Weird.
>>67944821
It's /nrl/ infecting our pure community with vile discussion such as prostitution.
>>67944773
while I don't like the labor policy on this...
LDP don't believe in funding the ABC anyway.
appealing to audiences doesn't mean being shown on commercial television... it is the business model behind foxtel, netflix, etc.
>>67944642
Looks like those bets will lose m8, sorry to say.
>>67944883
Why?
Also, where is everybody?
>>67944931
shitty blow out game to end the round probably scared everyone off.
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. After listing the nominees up for promotion in my last post and having them voted on, knowing for sure that most of these posters will continue in their efforts for many more rounds to come, your promotion for this round is truly amongst good company. Below you will find the contenders for this round, the promotion for this this round, The updated 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. Well done to all involved, I hope your team did well. See you all next week.
This weeks contenders were:
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Hawks "lads" Guy
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/SaintRoach Duo
Promoted this round:
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
>>67944773
>promoting the LDP
No way.
>>67944967
its about time
kutgw (keep up the good work)
>>67940725
That's the most disgusting thing I've seen you inbred degenerate
It deserves a (you) that you could stomach that
>>67945141
>being this new
>tfw under the radar in SC
>tfw have a few tough games ahead and will stay under the radar
soon™
>>67945152
Good good. Never seen this
Disturbing. Not new but not 4chan dependant. Casual lurker
>>67945184
Took the hit like a man, top show chap. I wouldn't feed that fucking steaknana shit to my dog.
>tfw /afl/ is no longer a boys club
Straffo is live tweeting the election debate.
>>67945678
>mfw it never was
>>67945729
Malheeb getting rekt again
>loses to carlton and collingwood
fold this pathetic excuse of a club
