UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
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NEWS:
>Maldonaldo on Fedor fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11538170/fabio-maldonado-explains-how-he-expects-to-beat-the-best-of-all-times
>Emil Weber Meek was congratulated by the UFC after heeming Ronda Paulharris
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794472/emil-meek-reflects-on-knockout-win-over-rousimar-palhares-says-ufc
>FN89 card change
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794578/kid-yamamoto-injured-joe-soto-steps-in-to-fight-chris-beal-at-ufc
first for larkin
>mfw I realized Conor is the GOAT
What hair cut style is that lads
You now remember when Jeremy Stephens got picked up on a warrant and Dana went to the jail to try and bail him out so he could fight.
oh shit jeremy is gonna heem this goof stiff
BARAO IS SHOOK
Kek why was Jeremy so mad?
Gertrude Memez vs Gertrudis Aceveda @UFC 300 prelims main event confirmed.
Renan shook
Seemed like he wanted a hug?
Webm?
cody grabrandt is the lamb being led to slaughter
and
i love it
i love it
HE'S HURT, MIKE
i just watched it 20 times barao didn't touch him at all lol
>JON JONES
desu it would be hard for me not to just sock cody at the weigh-ins if i was fighting him
props to almeida
>>67932305
Why the fuck does Barao start getting a boner after Stephens pushes him?
cody is gonna get knocked out
Chrissy > Vanessa > Brittany > Chandella
Cody is so shook
Almeida just laughed at him.
>>67932314
>barao didnt touch him lol
>why would stephens touch him
>i'm a gigantic vagina
>i've never been in a fight in my life
please stop posting
>>67932354
have you ever been in a fight?
cody "1 punch" garbrandt will hopefully derail this meme train
>no main event interviews
what the fugg
>>67932354
it's just a half chub, man. shit happens
>>67932364
Carly Baker > ALL
>>67932399
thank jon anik for that
dude is just so great as his job he forget to do interviews
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336996
IMPORTANT POLL
>All this failed fighters with fedoras
That is why they failed
>the look on your face when you about to suck off the GOAT and you aint stoppin even if he nuts
You think I'm just gonna stop suckin, Jon?
>>67932389
Lots, and I've never gotten torqued from it. If anything my dick crawls back because nature.
the weigh-ins are done
get in your picks goofs
taking picks on:
Thomas Almeida (136) vs. Cody Garbrandt (135.5)
Renan Barao (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (146)
Tarec Saffiedine (170) vs. Rick Story (171)
Chris Camozzi (186) vs. Vitor Miranda (186)
Lorenz Larkin (171) vs. Jorge Masvidal (170.5)
Josh Burkman (156) vs. Paul Felder (155.5)
Bryan Caraway (135.5) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
Only God can judge me now
>>67932506
Cody
Stephens
Saffiedine
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Caraway
>>67907412
Thomas Almeida
Jeremy Stephens
Rick Story
Vitor Miranda
Lorenz Larkin
Paul Felder
Aljamain Sterling
>>67932524
i like it
gonna do it myself with 50 euros tho
>>67932474
sorry, should have said gotten very close to your opponent, and rubbed bare chests with him? When you know there was not going to be any violence, and you are just going to looking to each others eyes? Then he places both his strong hands on your bare pecs, and you just smile and get rock hard?
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Saffiedine
Camozzi
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
lmao that stephens interview
>>67932710
yes shes too small to take anything other than midget dick in her girlpucci
>>67932506
Cody
Barao
Saffedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
>>67932758
add a fucking picture u retard, i dont picks without a picture
>>67932506
Almeida via 1st round heem
Barao via decision
Tarec via decision
Miranda via decision
Larkin via decsion
Felder via decision
Caraway via decision
>>67932791
Put my picks there fag, this is the 3rd time i'm giving you the picks
>>67932827
if u got a picture i added them u fuckign retard
>>67932791
here's a pic
>>67932792
How can soemone who constantly talks about going hard in the gym be that flabby?
Is this what it's like to have a meltdown?
>>67932841
>>67932533
I put a picture yesterday and you didn't put it.
my internet was fucked for like a week. Did I miss anything?
>>67932911
conor heemed floyd with dat left
>>67932533
>>67932894
i added that one, pls link to the post i didnt add
>>67932894
Those fucking Heavy interviews
>Meme Pettis fucked Young Megan
>you will never have a fight fan gf
>you will never have a gf in general
Heem me.
>>67932841
add this pic
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Story
Miranda
Larkin
Burkman
Sterling
>>67932961
dude i just added it, now what?
>>67932972
this one too
>>67933050
hell yeah bro those are great picks, what next?
>>67933050
how do i hide him so i don't even have to see his 'hidden' post every other reply?
>>67932954
she has the word aftersex written all over her face
There's not a man alive who can beat me
On this soil
American soil
The exact patch of land I am standing on right now
>>67933070
obligatory
>>67933098
4chanx?
>>67932506
GARBRANDT
STEPHENS
STORY
MIRANDA
MASVIDAL
FELDER
CARAWAY
friendly reminder that negative attention is still attention
Just made some sweet money with Real
>bet on draw and penal
Now I'm just waiting for Almeida to KO Garbrandt tomorrow.
>>67933242
put your trip back on
friendly reminder that for your picks to be taken you have to reply to me
>>67933262
Here are my pics
>>67933262
can you come up with a cool heem name for me?
we can be the coolest dudes on the forum HAHAHA
Realistically speaking what are the chances of Megan fucking other well known fighters before Benavidez?
Can you imagine knowing that your wife got fucked by someone you could potentially train with, or most likely actually trained with?
>>67933259
good footy bet but garbrandt shant be heemed
>>67933330
Cruz
>>67933294
how about potatonigger #mcgregor
sounds dank af to me
>>67932506
GARBRANDT
STEPHENS
SAFFIEDINE
CAMOZZI
MASVIDAL
BURKMAN
CARAWAY
>>67933259
if cody connects barao 2.0 is going out cold
>>67932710
how does he do it REEEEEEEE
>>67933370
*When *Almeida connects *Cody is going *to *die.
>>67932506
almeida
tephans
story
camozzi
larkin
felder
caraway
>>67932506
Thomas Almemeda
Jeremy Wolverine Stephens
Rick GLORY Story
The other Vitor Miranda
Jorge Masvidal via flashback to his backyard brawl days
Paul Grinch Felder
Aljamain via cucking
>>67933359
what race are you rory fan
>>67933416
By being able to heem 99% of the population
barao's chin will be officially dust after this fight
>>67933259
How much you make Santos ?
>>67933416
He is an alpha male
>>67932506
>almeida
>barao
>story
>camozzi
>larkin
>felder
>sterling
Will Page ever make it to the UFC?
>>67933358
>Cruz
What makes you say that?
>>67932849
It's called not being on roids.
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Story
Camozzi
Larkin
Felder
Caraway
>>67933550
>Schaub not on roids
jej
Main Card is about 30 mins away over here now right?
>>67932506
>almeida
>stephens
>story
>camozzi
>larkin
>felder
>sterling
>>67933576
>EDT
>5/29
if you live in the eastern US a day from now, yes
>>67933576
Yep.
as many intant rematches as the ufc has done, how come dillashaw vs. cruz wasnt one of them?
>>67933572
Schaub is Natty HW GOAT, literally everyone on /heem/ agrees on this
>>67933610
Sage took the natty king belt a long time ago.
>>67933539
Yeah, she'll probably fight against an un-ranked opponent when she returns
>>67933187
my guess is he looks more like chris chan with a similar personality
>>67933641
He's talking about Michael Page i think, Paige is already a UFC fighter.
>>67933600
>implying the distance between two times changes between timezones
literal retard
>>67933641
Page, not Paige.
>>67933696
>a welterweight fighting for the LHW ship
>>67933662
>>67933696
Thanks
>>67933696
He would get absolutely out memed by Gustaffson.
He stands NO chance at all.
>>67933550
>You can not have abs without roiding.
>>67933719
Is Dana juicing?
>>67933748
I'm pretty sure he admitted to it
>>67933719
Still my fightfu
>>67933748
Yes, he does TRT and HGH like Lorenzo, Rogan and Serra.
Post webms of Schaub getting heem'd
giving a tripfag picks...no thanks
>>67933939
no one else will do it
>>67933920
>>67933920
oc for /heem/
>you like a bitch with no ass, you aint got shit
>>67933984
sad state of affairs in /heem/ these days
>>67933920
gg
>>67932506
Garbrant
Barao
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Sterling
>>67933988
KEK
What was he reaching for?
made this one too long probably
>>67934192
lol the aldo pose... 13 sec ko incoming
>>67934192
>>67934171
god
>>67934171
>>67933939
It's the only time a trip is appropriate. Just ignore him the rest of the time if you want to make picks.
>>67933920
←Had to make this OC cuz i didn't find the original webm
>>67934289
What a showboating cunt.
>>67934289
>schaub beating cans in his prime
that seems about right
>>67934171
his dreams of a succesful mma carreer
>>67934289
makes it that much funnier how bad he got wrecked the times he lost
>>67934359
>Miesha will never breastfeed me
>>67932911
Nate was on the MMAHour, might want to check that out
>>67932354
Why the fuck were you looking at his dick anyway?
>>67933604
It was a close fight, but only Silly Dilly and other select few seem to think he won it.
If anything Condit/Lawler should be on the table but Condit has just all but disappeared
>>67934394
>wanting to eat silicone
>>67932305
Anything else spicy at the weigh ins? I missed them, Barao looks shook
>>67934478
dillashaw/cruz was closer than condit/lawler because carlos won
>>67934609
Lawler won that fight.
2,3 and 5.
>>67934289
Schaub is so fucking dominant and alpha, truly beautiful to watch, triggered betas BTFO
>>67934359
funny like this?
DIAZ
SMELLS
THE OPENING
>>67934777
i dont like miesha or anything so ... yes
>>67934630
>le angry face manlet won
He lost to Bigg Rigg too. Carlos vs Wonderboy for the TRUE Welterweight title.
nick vs natural runner AND nogroundgameboy at the same time for the true welterweight title
on a scale of one to me how irish is paul felder?
>>67932506
Been a while since i've done one of these due to work
>Almeida
>Stephens
>Story
>Miranda
>Masvidal
>Felder
>Sterling
do >we know when CM Phil is fighting yet?
>>67934823
WANDERLEI SILVA
BEATS
WANDERLEI SILVA
>>67934994
Leben heeming Wandy always makes me feel weird
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Sterling
>>67933920
>>67934688
↑Another rare OC of Schaub cuz i got time, pardon me for the quality, i don't have fightpass
>>67934547
Jessica Eye
>>67934960
potato
>>67934985
23th of nevtember
Sakuraba vs Newton is the GOAT MMA fight. Debate me if you wish, but you're wrong.
>>67935369
nah, not enough punching
>>67935369
That fight was a clear shoot, Sakuraba was supposed to win but Newton said fuck it and broke the fix
>>67935436
wheres the roid clit whats going on down there
>>67935528
She's not brazilian.
>>67935455
Fucking casual
>>67935509
.........
>>67935612
Watch all the fight Sakuraba won and be real with yourself, at least half of them were CLEARLY fixed.
I want to see this guy fight
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/travis-fulton-the-ironman
>>67935369
>MMA "fight"
Sakuraba and Newton went into that fight with an agreement to work a UWF style match.
You might as well just start watching pro wrestling or gay ass grappling matches if that's what youre into.
>>67935612
pride is overrated
WEC was the peak MMA promotion
>>67935801
>wec
Dudebro as fuck.
Every non casual knows ZST IS BST.
>>67935765
he probably fought 3 times in the time it took for you to type this post
>>67935765
This motherfucker's got some mad win streaks in there
>>67935931
its like
>can
can
>W can
W can
>W can
W can
>W can
W can
>W can
W can
L random top 10 fighter
>>67935850
you're too good for a dudebro BANGER?
who's the real casual?
>>67932354
Excitement boner
Reminder that RIZIN is the GOAT promotion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IZ-nhm0XxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeFz9DhAt2w
Name a worse champion who was a titleholder in the last 5 years
>>67936483
There's a lot of examples.
>>67936483
Cain
>>67936483
Conor McMemer
In terms of being a good champion of the featherweight division, he's been absolute shit
He keeps fucking around in other divisions and talking about boxing with Floyd Mayweather
He should be stripped if he doesn't defend his title next fight
>>67936483
Esparza
>>67936627
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Rick Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Sterling
>>67936483
stipe
>>67936483
>pettis
>>67936672
>>67937191
>Stopped Gil Melendez
>Didn't get finished by RDA, unlike Bendo and Cowboy
Goodnight /heem/
daily reminder lithcuck is in hiding
>from me
>>67934963
>Anime
Piss off
>>67937379
Would love to test that chin with my left hook
>>67937379
He has the perfect neck to get guillotine'd to death
>>67937344
bye lad see you tomorrow
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Story
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
>>67937475
>newfag
piss off
Did anyone see that kid heem that Rogaine put on Instagram?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF-IinppyG3/
Could be fighting mighty mouse soon desu
>>67932506
Garbrandt
Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Burkman
Sterling
>>67937871
This might be the 40th time this is posted here.
>>67936627
>saying this when Jose "pulled due to injury" Aldo was the only Featherweight champion before Conor
>>67936483
Carla Esparza is objectively one of the worst UFC champions of all time.
Edgar, Faber, Mendes x2.
Invalid argument.
>>67938125
Well... I'm not saying Conor is bad at all, but that logic doesn't actually proves anything.
Matt Serra beated GSP for example.
Let's not forget also that Conor vs Aldo lasted 13 seconds.
>>67937379
Why would you save a pic of some random dude?
>>67932506
Thominhas
Lil' Heathen
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Burkman
Caraway
>>67938186
You're missing my point, my point was that Jose would go 6 months between title defenses regularly, saying Conor hasn't defended his title in 6 months so he should be stripped is ridiculous. The Featherweight division has always been slow with title fights, like Heavyweight.
>>67938404
Oh
Sorry
>>67938502
It's okay Argiebro
>>67938559
Just blow each other already.
I need webms of rose kissing her bf
>>67938699
how's this
>>67938699
Give me a sec, i'll find it.
>>67938404
People get injured and shit sucks, now Conor refuses to defend his belt. It's different from a champ who has defended his belt tons of times and then he fights once at a heavier weight class, he had a challenger in Frankie Edgar in the same night he got the belt. Even if you deny Jose the rematch, Frankie was an interesting matchup, but Mcmeme is more interested in promoting some boxing meme match that will never happen over defending his belt.
He's ducking Frankie at this point
>>67938699
So how would this fight have gone?
>>67938888
How did that poor little boy keep a straight face the whole time while some pedo was straight clowning in front of him?
>>67938950
barboza already put aldoed on pettis' legs
showtime is done, lad
Almeida
Barao
Miranda
Larkin
felder
eye
>>67939548
>the state of your picks
>>67938950
Both in ther Prime probably Pettis because of sheer size, but i think i would have been a pretty close fight actually.
>>67932389
are you fucking kidding?
if you get turned on by fighting, you should look into that. i've been in plenty of fights, none ever had a sexual component.
>>67932878
yikes
super-cringe
he must have seen that his numbers have dropped off like crazy, and he lost his mind.
Jessica Eye was looking fine once again at the weigh ins today. I would stick it in that's for sure. Right there in between Her butt cheeks and really dig for that tangerine dungeon. Nothin but a lamb skin on just tenderize that gorge and tell her she's the number one sex partner right then and there
Is Almeida vs Gabrant tomorrow? Thought it was on now
>the city of oklahoma
>>67940097
Tomorrow la
>>67933629
forgotten about him
>>67940235
Nice, didn't miss it then
Was out with 3 friends and 2 of them are faggots who can't handle their beer so I ended up breaking up 2 fights. Ended up missing a party because of it and word was they had a shit ton of E's and coke
bad night desu
>>67935616
So he's doing Tom of Finland stuff now??
>>67940418
I hate when i go out with dummies and they start shit or do stupid shit in front of cops.
People like that get slapped/stabbed/shot here
bisping wins if this post ends in dubs
>>67941011
DELETE THIS
>>67941011
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>67941011
rockhold wins if this post ends in dubs
>>67941011
I hope so
I don't like bisping and i don't dislike Luke, but the memes dude.
>>67941011
>bisping gets knocked out and herb lets it go
>he wins a split decision
>>67941011
Meme magic xD
>>67941211
He's not in England this time, no bought judges to give him a dodgy 48-47
>>67941011
trips and bisping loses
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masivdal
Felder
If this ends with a number between 0 and 9 then bisping gets viciously heemed and retiring at the presser.
>>67932040
Sara Mcmann has such a beautiful ass. I wanna bite that shit
>>67941678
I think she's a qt,but......
>those tats
>>67941678
>I wanna bite that shit
>bite
>>67941832
what
didn't you ever bite a fine lady's butt and witnessed her moan and rolling on bed and inviting you to her guard?
what a fegget
![10d8c640-0dc4-0131-933a-168dd56d763b[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/F56OM9A.gif "10d8c640-0dc4-0131-933a-168dd56d763b[2].gif")
>high af
>realize that today is Saturday
>"holy shit, the fights!"
>check heem
>the fights are not on today but Sunday
any lads feel me?
>>67940056
>>67942001
Get a job
>>67942001
I thought the fights were meant to be on today when I woke up too, I'm paro about getting spoiled for results (ruins an entire card for me) so I painstakingly checked Sherdog with my hand covering most of the screen. Only then did I realise the fights aren't on today.
>finally decide to watch TUF
>this boner
Why do I want Joanna and Claudia to fuck so badly
