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dishwashers edition
>he does it for free
>>67929858
lol why would he make a face like that?
>>67929801
lel
>>67929891
maybe his butt hurts
>columbus
>>67929968
I think it's his wrists that hurt
>rags
>>67929995
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking Chad get off my board!
final tomorrow
>>67929988
m8 he's going to rot in Edmonton or Vancouver
The sooner you accept it the sooner we can all meme about it
>>67930238
>tfw no wheats
>>67929995
from what?
>>67930410
A lot of wheats in this image iibh
pulju dubs
>>67930533
noice
>>67930533
WITNESSED
nice reddit thread cucks
>>67930410
TSUUUUUU
>>67930658
>amerifat mad at Bulju
.465
Higher than any other state or province
2 days
>>67930910
boschposters pls go
Tell me /hoc/ do you TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
>Sebastian Aho 1997-07-26
Liiga 45gp 20g 25a 45pts
Liiga playoffs 14gp 4g 11a 15pts
WJC 7gp 5g 9a 14pts
WHC 10gp 3g 4a 7pts
>Auston Matthews 1997-09-17
NLA 36gp 24g 22a 46pts
NLA playoffs 4gp 0g 3a 3pts
WJC 7gp 7g 4a 11pts
WHC 10gp 6g 3a 9pts
>Age difference 1 month 22 days
I wish people would stop being mean to bill
>furpuck
>not shit
kek
>>67931663
Go away Pedro
>>67931663
You have to go back.
CLOT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>67931751
>>67931767
suck my thick uncut dick you furpuck-loving beta cucks
>>67931821
THIS IS MY LAST PLAYOFF
>>67930224
If you love something, you let it go. If it doesn't bust, it was never really finnish.
>>67930238
Why is a turd their mascot
>>67930844
Literally and unironically 0 cups
>>67929801
Diggin this clean meme
How many memes does /hoc/ have
>>67932716
9001
>>67931663
>>67931943
BUILD
>>67930410
Hanging out, down the street
>>67932872
kek
>>67932102
STAMKOS SAYIN
HE'S LEAVIN
>>67931631
>inb4 he brings playoffs what ever team he is on
Please based god bring him to Columbus
>it's an "obsess with Tampa" thread
I've seen this one before
>>67932892
WON'T VISIT /HOC/
NOW I'M OUT THE POST-SEASON
underage lyric fags please go
>mfw laine is to prospects as samsung is to dishwashers
>>67933066
t. blot
>>67933071
GOOD MEME literally just BTFO of Samsung
States that are officially more successful than the state of hockey (a small selection of the total)
Texas
Carolina
California
Pennsylvania
Florida
>>67933168
Where is Ohio just for da memes
>58 posts in
>still zero Tampa gay "fans"
Thank you based god
>rags
>>67930533
>>67930599
>>67930611
>>67933344
>I want Tampa to leave
>I want Tampa to talk 24/7 about their team
You send so many mixed signals
>>67933344
I mean I could start posting but I doubt /hoc/ would like that so I won't.
>>67933785
fresh
>>67933785
>use this
>pipes get clotted up
Why don't you have a pregnancy fetish yet hoc?
It's basically the most primal of all fetishes.
>>67934064
I know this word gets thrown around far too much, but if you either have a pregnancy fetish or are a step father, you are a cuck
>>67934064
>being aroused by something you can't currently impregnate
Do you also admire parking spots that currently filled?
>>67934017
Can u make a bluejackets one
le Piddza meme
>>67934264
>>67934377
Post rare dishwashers
>>67935502
>>67934510
Who's in the dishwasher because this is fucking based
>only 2 days without hockey yet
>/hoc/ already memes with dishwashers
Wtf will be memeing with in the offseason lads?
>>67935502
>>67934510
I redirect you
>>67935802
>>67935802
Obviously boats
Fucking love this genny.
Off season is already great
Did you guys know that the second best thing that's ever come from Canada, after hokkei of course, is Devin Townsend. The man is is a genius.
>>67936430
>underrating rush
>>67936642
Fuck, I forgot. I have them tied with Devy. Actually, both are in my top 5 artists/bands of all time.
>>67936642
Rush is the greatest thing to come out of Canada triumph the second >>67936702
>>67936430
Good taste, binlan
do we already have a stars dishwasher?
>>67937262
Yeah, all your """""""""fans"""""""""""""
>>67937303
rekt
>>67937303
dude i follow the stars for years
season after season was suffering until this one, except all those cringy bandwagoners that came out now and """"""""suprisingly"""""" dissapeared again
Does anyone have the Patrick Kane VVitch meme?
So who is picking the Huskies for Memeorial cup?
Knights have to lose sometime, r-r-right?
Is Juolevi just a Marner babby or as good as he was in the WJC. WJC is the only time I've seen him outside of OHL highlights, and he really carried >our defense. Juolevi was the only guy who I trusted to give a good first pass and not create a turnover. He played with great poise, fluid skating, great IQ and positioning. He reminded me of a physically raw Pietrangelo.
>>67937625
Memesters will win the Calder cup
>>67937899
we'll never know because he's going to the Oilers
>>67937383
i was really upset when modano went to detroit
AHL predictions for the Calder cup
Monsters vs ecf winner
>>67937969
Maybe, just maybe, their ship will eventually turn in the right direction.
there are gonna be streams for tomorrow's AHL game
it's tomorrow afternoon
>>67938052
saddest day of my life pham
felt worse than brodeur going to the bloosers
>>67937969
>he thinks the Oilers will draft a defenceman
Theyll take Tkatchuk
>>67938161
What time?
>>67937591
dude seriously you can get a new keyboard for like five bucks
they sell them at the dollar store
>>67938501
game starts 3pm central time; and it's an elimination game
it'll be in the evening in the UK
>>67938501
7 est
>>67931622
>stealing a post from hfboards
fag
And wow, NHL really fucked up letting that kid slide down to #35. All the GMs who passed over him must not be as smart as you.
guys new meme
Fans
>>67937899
I watched the Knights a lot this season to watch Marner & the draft eligibles. Juolevi doesn't really remind me of Pietrangelo personally. I see more of a Vlasic/Suter type but closer to Suter offensively. He often lost his spot on PP1 to other D because he just doesn't make enough of an impact offensively. You need to be able to make a legitimate two-way impact to play first pairing minutes in the NHL, so if Olli can't even display that at the junior level, I think his NHL ceiling will likely be as a 'safe' #3 or #4. I would be disappointed if my team took him in the top 10.
>>67938848
Best meme
>>67938618
>>67938610
Thanks lads
It'll be 8PM in BST, prime time for some din dins and a game
Hopefully there'll be a stream up somewhere
>>67939256
There will be a stream... but I don't plan on giving it to some filthy bongbitch
>>67939350
Rude desu
>>67939558
http://onhockey.tv/
oh shit there's australian hockey on tonight!
>>67939763
ty anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55chOoikr8Q
three hours; streaming on youtube if you're absolutely desperate lol
>watch cuckhoop game because no hockey
>literally FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL
>chucking memes from half court
>somehow win
>people claim this shit isnt scripted
now i remember why i avoided this """"""sport""""""
>>67938848
>>67939255
lmao nice try
>>67931631
He'll have his revenge soon la
And hotdogs
>>67942029
Bill is going to win the Conn Smythe and I honestly can't wait desu
>>67942048
Toronto Sports media will be on suicide watch aftrr having to write about it
>Finns will never have this
Fells good lad
>>67942264
>>>/tg?
Post rare dogs/dishwashers
>tfw babbysitting my drunk vomiting friend
>>67942534
man up m8
if you go out for drinks with the lads, shit is bound to happen
>>67942534
>puked my guts out when I got home from the bars last night after an expensive dinner earlier
Just fuck it all up pham
>>67942583
I wish I didn't have to babbysit though
>>67942534
If you would have lived on this side of the pond it would have been morning and your friend would have been sleeping ;^)
>>67942647
REE
>>67942618
You should stronly comsider killing yourself
>>67942534
last time I went out with my friend he got so drunk he dropped his pants and started peeing towards traffic while jumping up and down screaming.
And that was AFTER, he yelled "Hey, fuck you" repeatedly at some guys who were just trying to tell him he dropped something.
Was a tough babysitting mission, but I managed to keep him from getting arrested.
>he is 26 years old
>>67930611
TSUUUUUUUUUU
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
Vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
>>67942762
checked the poll, couldn't vote because have about the same chance of having contracted an STD from their experience.
Just not enough information famalam.
>>67942692
He typed from his mom's basement on Saturday night
>>67942762
Where's the any girl of any color option
>>67942816
Nah senpai I have my own place
>>67942843
Hey cool me too
Now stop judging me for over indulging on a Friday night
>>67942734
>he is 26 years old
Lel, he needs to get his shit together
>>67942734
>I managed to keep him from getting arrested
Why are the US that strict with public behaviour?
If I would go out in your country I probably get arrested on the spot
Here you literally have to destroy something or physically harm somebody to get some kind of arrest
>>67942864
Just salty you wasted expensive food famalam
>tfw no friends
>tfw havent left my apartment in two weeks
>tfw landlady occasionally stops by to see if im still alive because she notices my mailbox is always jammed full of weeks old mail
>>67943267
That's kinda miserable, man. Are you a neet or what?
>>67943267
How can you have no friends when /hoc/ is your friend?
http://livestream.com/accounts/3919156/events/5489444
live game
>>67943382
no austrian pupper
>mfw
>>67943517
Anybody looking to trade a shit player? Make me an offer.
>>67943926
Horvat Boeser and 1st for Stamkos rights
http://www.spotrac.com/nhl/free-agents/
>>67943926
Lupul, Michalek for Demko
A few different players predictions about the final:
>Pittsburgh wins:
Peter Forsberg
Lundqvist
Ztterberg
Loui Eriksson (7)
Filip Forsberg (6)
Salming (6)
Enroth (6)
Läck (7)
>San Jose wins:
Lidström (in 6 games)
Daniel Alfredsson (in 6 games)
Daniel Sedin (in 6 games)
Markus Näslund ( in 7 games)
Henrik Sedin (6)
Bäckström (7)
OEL
Salo
Hjalmarsson (6)
Lindholm
William Karlsson
Jonathan Ericsson (6)
Franzén
Nyquist (7)
HÃ¥kan Andersson, super-pro scout for the Red Wings (7)
Douglas Murray (6)
I wonder if Okposo is gonna renew
>>67943926
Nick Schultz and Matt Read for the good Sedin, Boeser, and your 1st next year.
>>67943960
Probably would've by now. Basically a month til he can talk to other teams so it would be dumb for him to re-sign at this point without exploring the market.
>>67943988
>the good Sedin
they're both good
>>67944011
I didn't follow the Canucks at all this year but I was under the impression that one of them declined this year. Looking at the stats now they look the same but I swear when I say them early in the year one had 10-15 more points than the other.
If they're both good we'll throw in RJ Umberger and our 4th round pick next year to make it both.
>>67944058
Would Benning buy Umberger as a top 6 forward?
>>67936430
Agreed.
man the finals aren't even over and /hoc/ is on life support.
>>67943926
take rick nash and dan girardi pls
>>67943382
Where's the USA, aren't they they GOAT of hockey?
Huomenta
>>67944893
Somone made it to spite USA I guess
>>67944893
Keewee
>>67944703
Monday will be back to may mays. Dont worry friendo
bolts!
>ded
>>67943829
thanks based /hoc/ bros
>>67946591
good morning finlan
>>67945183
We almost got to ruin another stanley cup this year for those cocksuckers up north.
Im crying irl
didn't know eliteprospects had a shop
new meme
reviving /hoc/
Objectively the best build:
Ovechkin - Kopitar - Kane
Marchand - McDavid - Simmonds
Letang - Ristolainen
Schneider
Laviolette
>>67949193
pretty good
Haha. Lads, check this one out.
>>67949441
A nice twist on the classic dishwasher meme.
Does a hockey player have a catchphrase like Ronaldo's TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUU?
>>67950106
TSUUUUUUUU
https://youtu.be/5h6OsfNFTkk?t=59s
>YFW Shark Tank is empty during the Stanley cup finals
Embarrassing.png
What kind of dishwasher do you guys think Pulju uses?
>>67950778
>>67949570
>>67950778
>>67951119
>>67950778
>2016
>he's still a fan of teams instead of players
>>67936430
Such a goofball
First Transcendence track when
>tfw just moved to Columbus
>Gonna witness pulju play in his first game in person
I don't think it'll be very expensive for lower bowl seats either.
>>67951713
I'm seeing him on the Transcendence tour in September. Gonna be hype.
>>67952827
Luckily Pulju works extremely hard so Torts shouldn't hate him.
>>67952927
I could see him live last year but missed due to graduation exams
>>67952927
Seen him twice now. Unfortunately his voice can't really take the beating night in night out so it hasn't been exactly 100%. But they've been good shows and he's such a character that it's worth just for the random shit that comes out of his mouth.
>>67952827
lucky bastard
>got to watch him whole season in Oulu
>>67953719
These two young guns are so different than typical Finns. Pulju is all smiles and Laine is total confidence.
F R E S H
R
E
S
H
>>67953875
they are going to destroy NHL so hard
huomenta
Happy Laine day
Can it be October already? I wanna see the golden horde tear the nhl a new one.
>>67954338
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U8vgRM9Gds
>>67954427
>all 9
Missing the 10th one dammit
>>67951001
best dishwasher tbqh famalams
*throws off gloves*
Bring it on!
>>67954595
fuck off
>>67954637
I'm from /NBA/
>>67950589
>Pittsburg has more available tickets
>cheaper because no one wants them
Why did you post that screen shot?
>>67954713
Empty seats get filled up by student rush ticket sales. They're like $25 with a valid student ID. It's pretty dank when you and your friends get lower bowl seats too.
>>67951602
>>>/nba/
>>67943050
>has his dick out pissing towards people's cars
>almost started a fight, fortunately the guys were chill after I talked to them.
yeah, pretty sure that behavior would get you into trouble anywhere unless you have a quality babysitter.
>>67954829
>he literally peed against traffic
Ok wow, i thought you were memeing, how wasted does one have to be?
>he yelled fuck you and similar gibberish at others
In austria you either get ignored or simply just rekt, no police involved there
nevö foget
>>67955142
>under 18 hockey
>beating some drunk slav who cant even slide post to post
>>67955205
>under 20 hockey
>goal created by Saarela who forces Provorov to keep his goalie out of position.
>>67955260
that is a fucking ECHL tier goal bro
>>67955354
Not denying that but everything in your previous post was wrong.
How meme is Samsung? They play little tunes when the laundry is finished
>>67955785
desu any machine made in the past 5 years will have neat features and GOAT power savings compared to ancient rigs
t.hockeymom
This guy at my work has these hilarious pictures of Patrick kane hung up at his desk so naturally I just had to ask where he found such a funny picture. He told me all the best maymays can be found at slash hock slash. I feel honored to have already been accepted here, does anybody have anymore funny kane pictures or dank maymays?
>>67955895
>>67955785
I have the exact same but black
wow checkout these NHL OFFICIAL mock drafts
>https://www.nhl.com/news/adam-kimelmans-2016-nhl-mock-draft/c-280828612
>https://www.nhl.com/news/mike-g-morreales-2016-nhl-mock-draft/c-280829498
>>67955960
Wow I think I'm the biggest new hockey fan if this is what you've been hiding
>>67943957
>6 and 7 games
Meme predictions. sweep incoming
Next year is our year!
>>67943960
He's going to be an oiler next year if they don't meme into Puljujarvi in the draft.
>>67956079
terrible, why would edmonton draft a fucking prospect defensemen?
>>67955785
>samsung
Ya dun goofed
>>67949193
You know sit about hockey as always binland. What's funny is that Pavelski is the best center on that list but he's also the cheapest. Whichever memer left off big joe as an option needs to reevaluate his opinions on hockey too.
Hall-Pavelski-Perry
Domi-Monahan-Stone
Giordano-Burns
Holtby
Suter
>>67956731
>domi
I really like him but he was invisible at the WC
>tfw browse /hoc/ almost nonstop the last year, even on vacation
>miss one day while traveling home and a new meme is created
>old thread is gone
D-dishwashers, amirite l-lads?
>>67952827
They're drafting Tkachuk on orders of the owner because he's American. Cap this.
Rate my machine
>>67956807
You think a Finnish GM is going to pass on a cornerstone player who is also Finnish? End your life please :^)
>>67956820
How old is it?
>>67956777
nice digits
Suter would make him more like his meat and potatoes father
>>67956820
6/10
Would use. Might break the dishes thouh.
These must be some big dishes xS
>>67956853
>not knowing a Finnish gm will be cautious about Finnish Heritage Disease
>>67949193
Benn-Pavelski-Hossa
Marchand-McMeme-Toffoli
Seabrook-Burns
Bishop
Laviolette
ur team a shit
>>67956945
it says cloth wash not dish wash silly.
>>67956945
best dishwasher ITT. protective coat > air dry
