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First for Atleti win 2-1, Correa scores winning goal
For tennis accas/free money
>>67914258
how much is that stake/return senpai
>>67914258
>£1.50
zzzzzzzzz
>>67914258
Bennies :DD
>>67914173
Who's gonna win? Real or Atletico?
Also remember when juvguy bitched for a week about a $200 loss? What a broke faggot
Madrid is gonna win today i think
>>67914280
>>67914285
>>67914306
Just testing it out today will go large tomorrow. The favourite always wins.
gimme a bet between 1.20-1.30 for the final
>>67914173
Shock an Amerifat is a useless prick
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>67914353
under 3.5 is free money desu
>>67914361
Not everyone is a greasy A Level student looking to exploit an offer for takeaway returns pmsl
>>67914549
>pmsl
does anyone actually do this? what an autistic way to express laughter.
>>67914605
pmsl
>>67914549
>implying its not there to stop greasy A Level students looking to exploit an offer for takeaway returns from shitting up the thread asking basic questions
What's everyone doing Inplay then? Might do a HT draw or atletico win
Pizza Hut so much better than Dominos tbqh
>>67914549
>tfw a level student
>Can't focus on betting cos 9 exams
Free bet on draw in 90minutes?
> all these stupid fucking niggers
disgusting
>>67914781
0-0
why is elisha keys singing about new york?
>>67914770
when do your start, i think ive got a couple of weeks. not started revision yet
No first goal scorer in 90 minutes
Tasty
>>67914955
already had 3 resists and my next one is on like the 9th what'd you study? I shot myself in the foot doing maths, physics and biology
>>67915131
pmsl
>>67915131
got maths, physics, chem and econ.
gonna really struggle though, spent too much time raking in coin on euan's tips than revising.
medium on savic to score 2 or more goals tbqh
have M1 on the 8th i think. hopefully it'll be a breeze/
put a whopping £2 on a 0-0 90 minute score for the final. will i win, /bet/?
>>67916269
Just got on Halal so probably
>>67915131
>>67915571
How greasy are you lads?
>>67916269
Not a chance you fucking Jew.
>>67916269
Nothing
>>67915076
Gutted.
Pmsl @ atletico backers
fuming
>>67917037
Champions League Final betting rule of thumb: People who think they're judges are backing Atletico. Actual judges are backing Real.
>>67917159
>judges don't think they're judges
nice logic lad
My kovacic FGS bet has been made void already but do I still get the free in play bet?
Last time it wasn't void until after the game
>>67917282
God mate fuck off
>>67917282
no, you fucked up. If you use the in-play bet now you wont be refunded, happened to me last time
>>67918125
>lying
>>67917282
It's fine m8 mine was the same and last time in the city game. Still counts
Mught be worth backing atletico now
Juve where'd your Serena bet go? Hope you're not frauding lid :^).
>>67918764
You actually watched the match lad?
>>67919190
>what is value
It's a 70/40 game and bookies have it as 99/1
>>67919293
value tbqh
>Messi on the sofa watching in that advert
PMSL pottery
>>67919293
Dude I hope you know everyone knows you as a broke faggot.
Stay poor!
>>67919257
>value
>70/40
>bookies have it 99/1
So many nibs in one post. Impressive.
>>67919466
>being this pathetic.
Screenshotted
>had 50 on zlatan NGS
>misses pen
>had 50 on greezemon NGS
>misses pen
>>67920001
>Betting on memes
You deserve this
>>67920083
>not betting on memes
any good bets on tommorow? tennis preferred
I have Andy, Wawrinka, Raonic, Nishikori and Radwanska to win
>TORRES
yellow card
>>67920765
sign up to my TT. have 10+ top tier tennis picks.
>>67920813
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>tiago on the bench
This nigga still alive?
>not realising that without my /bet/ would be dead
>>67921140
Gods work son
A T L E T I
>>67919504
No idea what you're talking about but up on the reback AND to lift the trophy looking dece
B a S e D
>>67920765
Scrap Nishikori. Gasquet with the French crowd could be inspired. Mix doubles Vesnina/Soares. Stosur is a choke artist, so Halep (clay babby)
>>67921140
If you died the world would be a better place.
tfw warriors are going to get knocked out
>>67922774
Edgy
Always thought this would end in a draw in regular time. Didn't put anything on though. Am I a dummy?
>>67922852
Would love to see riggedanon test your chin.
>>67914173
>couldve cashed out and gotten 50 pounds
>atleti score
>get fuck all instead
god i love betting
>bet on the draw in 90mins
>still pending
Don't tell me they count extra time in the 90mins?
>>67923513
>being this new
>>67923593
>being the guy who cried about $200 for a week and is known as a broke faggot
Any cheeky extra time bets?
hello i am american and i know banter! [proceeds to mindlessly unironically reuse lines in a hapless attempt to create an appreciable zinger]
>>67923881
Oh the irony. Who are you?
>>67923977
Americans are so fucking embarrassing CHRIST
dont care if youre joking or not
Atleti 0.0 is a large
>>67924062
You're an actual person, just think about that
>>67923881
No you are juveguy whos a pathetically broke loser
>>67924701
strange post this.
>>67924785
see >>67924062
>>67924855
Im embarrasing but not the retard who bitched and moaned for a week about losing $200?
L O L
What happened to all the Aussie /bet/'ers? Used to enjoy giggling at the conversations they had while I was sleeping, now its just dead from 2am until the morning.
>>67925054
It's more $300
>he's still going on
jesus christ. americans have the lowest banter levels.
>>67924701
Can't concentrate on the match keep thinking about this post ffs.
Feel ill.
Penaldo
>>67925225
>he's the juveguy and he's poor
>>67923717
Don't pick on Juve you fat cunt. He's one of our own.
>do nothing all game
>score the last penalty and act like you've carried the team
>>67927752
Hes a retarded loser. Also im not fat sorry to burst your bubble shitskin
The absolute state of non British flags.
>>67928013
That happened last time as well, RM were already winning 2-1. Penaldo scores a tap in making it 3-1 and acts like he did all the work
how much did you lose today? lost 30€
feelsbadman
>>67928082
Ignore him, that's clearly Juveguy samefagging
>>67928628
£50 on albania this morning
>>67928667
fuck off
BT wants a pound or too on Paraguay right?
>>67928628
Won 60€ on atletico DC lol
>>67928628
Only up £30 from the free bet, should be so much more on rebacks.
>>67929134
>a pound or too
Pmsl @ all those mugs who put down money on real winning when the match ended as a draw
>>67928628
UP 200€
Daily Routine last days
I would observe Colon - Imbabura game if I were You
>>67929331
A pound or to*
sorry
>>67928628
Won £80 from Atletico next goal and £200+ elsewhere
>>67924062
Wait seriously, who are you really?
MED on Imbabura 0.0
@1.65
>>67929493
euan
who /BankrollingWarriors+3.5tochase/ here?
>>67930184
wins desu
on tipping roll
The state of some Americans.
>>67929623
thanks man! Keep 'em comming
>>67931222
No you arent.
>>67931748
Redpill yourself you fucking beta little cunt
>>67931748
she prolly dumped you for ronaldo after that GAME-WINNING-PENALTY TSUUU
>>67931970
Kickers -1 1.8
smarge
Get on it.
Not sure on these bets arp
>>67932455
He has lost the plot
So... anyone who bet on Kovacic FGS get their in-play refunded yet?
Does anyone know why I can't cash out my bet?
Got a 7fold accy on bet365, Belgium FT result came through, had Mexico v Paraguay on AH for Mexico -0.5.
Mexico won 1 - 0, but my cashout option for the accy is lost. Just need to wait a bit longer, or something weird going on?
Literally never listening to /bet/ again
>>67932611
Screen your accy
>>67932611
Just wait lad, is this one of the accas posted earlier on in the thread?
>>67932611
Just wait a little bit longer
>>67932636
why?
thanks
but no thanks
seems like all the big boys went on holiday
are we the penny punting slugs who couldn't save up for a holiday?
The fuck do I remove my 365 limits? Can I ask live chat or just move to a new bookies??
>>67932734
Go to responsible gambling and then you can edit your limits. You'll need to wait to confirm it for 24 hours though
Awful thread today boys
>>67932770
Been one of those days desu
Why are people doubting based ARP
>>67932766
I mean they put limits on how much I can bet and it's really low
NEW YORK RED BULLS RACE TO 7 CORNERS. ALREADY ON 5 @ 1.53 FREE MONEY
Thank God for Real Madrid & Mexico.
Just got out of large debt.
Thank you to those Anons who said Mexico was a sure thing (bet in play @ 2.00)
Love you guys
>>67932881
Btw Imma take a break now from betting but NYRB up 3-0 vs TFC (MLS) but they just got a player sent off before half.
TFC might come back swinging, O 4.5 goals looks tasty @2.20
Take it as you will
>>67932952
mmmm just saw giovinco out, forget it
>>67932952
>leaf
Filtered
>>67933022
Enjoy a ban. Janny is Seething at us already.
>>67933133
>being attracted to spics
>>67933133
>tfw no femdom Colombian gf
JDIMSA
>>67933233
L A D
A
D
>>67933233
Bet her vagina smells like shit
>>67933233
>dreadlocks
pick someone who bathes m8
>>67933233
>>67933271
>British ~~""""""""cuisine""""""~~
>>67933355
State of her mates though
>>67933355
ffs
>>67933394
Honestly. I've never tried using apps like tinder, but why the fuck would anyone pick an image like this?
SURELY you can take a better selfie. I literally assume this girl is mentally challenged.
>>67933183
best birds desu
All of these girls are TERRIBLY low quality. Feels so SO good having a pure gf.
>>67933415
I really loathe these people who go on dating sites/apps but cannot admit the true reasons they're there and make up these pathetic excuses. Right, only to call her out on her bullshit.
>>67932647
>>67932649
>>67932656
Hi lads, have waited a bit longer. As you can see, the accy is unsettled, but I can't cash out. The Mexico - Paraguay also has a tick next to it, which I guess means it wasn't void.
Bit confused, desu. Wasn't going to cash out just yet, but probably would in two or three more games (before Turkey v Montenegro, EH -1).
>>67933484
>19
Manala-tier
>>67933441
Nice
>>67933636
You gonna shag her lid? Would be a piece of piss.
>>67933636
>>67933658
Think I'm going to be sick
>>67933684
He will literally go to jail for all eternity if he does.
>>67933658
How do people like this even exist?
Same goes for
>>67933415
It's like they just spawn and walk the earth only to create profiles like this, that are literally just modern myspaces. Same with the potsmoking white dude with some crazy dreadlock ponytail at a festival. Do they even exist in real life?
>>67933658
oh dear oh dear
>>67933658
>>67933658
>"Sri Lankan/"""""""""""""""""White"""""""""""""" girl
tfw not refunded yet
>>67933500
lads any update on this
>>67933841
This has to be a epic master troll
>>67933841
>2578 instagram photos
>>67933841
delete this.
In what world does Paysandu -0.5ah not win?
>>67933860
>>67933874
oh I wish this was a joke https://www.instagram.com/paintarya/
Think I'm gonna be sick boys. Lost half my roll on NYRB race to 7.
>>67933900
JUST
>>67933518
post more Edinburgh slags pls
>>67932873
Feel ill
>>67932873
tires
>>67933980
>>67934008
are you retarded? You think New York is gonna keep pushing hard after going up 3-0? You think the bookies didn't know New York had 5 corners? PMSL
>>67933844
Same lid, were you on Kovacic?
>>67933500
could someone explain why I can't cash out?
>>67935158
It might appear atter a while, sometimes it takes a while to come back after a game concludes even if the game is marked as a win and the Mexico game didn't finish too long ago so its probably that, give it an hour or so and check again. Sometimes though they just withdraw the ability to cash out, most frequently it is when a game has been removed from betting due to odds getting hammered or another game in progress potentially changing the offered odds. For example if Team A plays Team B in a few days time and you have bet on Team A but Team B is playing tonight against another team then they may remove the odds due to a key player getting injured for Team B which would have an effect on the offered odds for your bet and since cash out is caluclated according to the offered odds you would be unable to cash out until the market was restored.
All that seems unlikely though as you're betting pretty mainstream games where they tend to keep on top of them and keep the markets up. Still have a look and see if you can still bet on all those markets still remaining, could be one has been removed for some reason. It'll come back though almost certainly, just give it time or take it up with live chat.
>tfw going back to a comfy timezone
Thank fuck, CL final at 14:45 was awful
>>67935938
Try CL final at 4:45am
>>67935849
Cheers lad. It's been two hours, but I probably will want to cash out before the turkey game because I selected European handicap not AH. But I'll see how it is tomorrow. Cheers.
Need cesar vallejo goal like a i r
Chasing on gsw
>tfw 8 accas on tomorrow spread out through the day
S U P E R
U
N
D
A
Y
>>67937500
Wtb. Confidence gone. Won 1.5K last weekend and now I'm down 2k. Think I need a break.
Hope your all fucking die
>>67938995
Good post.
Who /upspasticonwarriors/ here?
Based klay
>>67940131
>tfw funds frozen
at least there will be a game 7 to profit off of
good for you though
>>67940148
>mfw
>>67935938
>CL final at 14:45 was awful
What a mong
bet £8.50 on athleti winning at a £120 return
hope greizmann's career flops after missing that penalty tbqh
>>67929795
What a mong
>OKC +7.5
this is #freemoney
no way they lose game 7
Med on Bulldogs straight at 2.8.
>>67941139
i did the same with 30€ and lost feelsbadman
fuk frenchies
>>67943326
Up 10-0 after 18
Should i put 50 on okc ?
https://twitter.com/BettingScams/status/736585613214920705
>>67944110
Christ
EBA tipped overs in Heidelburg match
Anyone got something good?
>>67944762
Got one bet but waiting for better odds
>>67944684
HUP, thanks
>>67944873
Why even mention it in the first place?
>>67944917
Maybe he's now waiting for that tip PMSL
>>67944986
DOWN
>>67945261
Kuhnsdorf still playing
>>67945295
111111111111
Cheers la
>>67935985
No thank you
>>67941066
Quite rude
Down life
r8 my accy goys
Got another potential in the Brazillian Serie A tonight boys, also keeping my eye on the Irish first and premier division fixtures
>>67946114
Where you been lid
>>67946276
/outshagging/ lad
Hit up Camden last night for the first time and chatted up a few 40 year old housewives pmsl. Wasted half my battery refreshing bet365 in fear they hadn't refunded me my bet this time because my alcohol addled brain had placed it wrong
wtb lids
>>67946470
Lunds U19 -3
>>67946484
TorasAngel still hasn't given me her number zzzzzzzzz
>>67946497
she's fit man
>>67946484
Unavailable for me. :(
2222222222222
TorasAngel SO fit
333333333333
fucking milas raonic
who to follow on tt?
im large on under 31.5 games wawrinka game
>>67932103
lol
>>67947004
>>67932103
unlucky :^), we'll get em next time champ
>>67947082
This desu. Took a few risks today, Kuznetsova has looked good all week and is a former winner. Tomorrow is our day lads.
>Friend called me up yesterday
>"I'VE WON €150 MAN!!!"
>Ask him what he bet on
>"Real Madrid to win the final, hahahahahahahahaha!"
>"Did you bet on Real Madrid to win the CL or the final?"
>"Huh, the final. What difference does it make"
>mfw
Every time.
>>67947759
Fucking normies man, swear this is not a complicated concept. Seemed common sense to me even before I got "shrewd"
>>67947759
he still made 150
what's your new account hass m8
>>67947821
At least he got what he deserved.
>>67947840
No, the game "ended" in a draw so he lost.
need wawrinka to end this in 2 sets like a i r
>>67947880
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms
HUGE ON EUAN
>making up lines again
Albania SUCH a character
Euan SUCH a drama queen
love watching euan SQUIRM
missing legendary /bet/ poster Juveguy tbqh
NO ONE CAN STOP ME
im large on victor troicki, wawrinka choking
>Tfw full time wageslave soon
>Tfw no more Euan specials
Feels bad man
>arp
pmsl
is everyone /dead/? wtb
>>67952721
not dead just revising like a sweaty a level kid, germany -1 senpai
Basi, this tip looks so tez
>>67952721
U51.5 points england wales
Thoughts m8s
>>67952992
Aren't Brazil a little weak atm
