Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
first for worst RG
what's with the zebra shirts?
>>67909225
adidas meme marketing. it's not working looks awful
about to roll a nice fat doob and enjoy a good night of sports
>>67909248
DUDE
>>67909248
WEED
>>67909244
it looks good on the women, but the men's version retarded
>>67909279
It doesn't.
>>67909244
Shame adidas make great shit, love their RG store, if I had money I'd buy their comfy RG polo for matches
>tfw champions league final this literal night
>>67909305
disagree. looks sexy af on ivanovic
>>67909312
and right after it's getting dark in Paris. Would have been the perfect day IF...
>>67909366
It looks like a grandma dress m8, it does not look good.
>>67909366
yeah too bad she lost already :(
>>67908887
Clotted cream.
>>67909366
looks like adidas get their fashion designers from the nuthouse. It looks terrible.
>>67909366
I would wreck her cunt.
>>67909388
who did she lose to?
>>67909248
What ya got?
Haze today..
>>67909403
Svitolina
Please guys stop posting tennis qt's it's making me horny as fuck. I've already fapped once today and I really want to go another round but I'm really trying not to fap.
>>67909390
My guess is they know they fucked up and pushing it hard this RG to do some damage control.
>google Aljaz Bedene
>google still puts a Slovenian flag to his name
triggered
>>67909465
Playing resumed yet?
>tfw no genie for me until wimbledon
>>67909519
s-stop p-please
>>67909397
who wouldnt
a 6 foot athlete/amazon cutie 8.5/10 with dark features who might be an autist?
you'd have to be a complete faggot not to
>>67909522
nope
>come back from drive
>no tennis on eurosport
Ah fuck, don't tell me it's raining again?
Just realized as I was typing.
http://www.wetteronline.de/regenradar/frankreich
They will probably play for 1-2 hours max.
Boring, hurry it along or you might get another one of these.
>>67909586
>wetter
Like poetry.
>tfw the 420 season starts soon
>>67909676
best surface desu
>raining in paris
>like 90 for the third straight day in the northeast us and its not even noon yet
why the fuck is this allowed
>only one camera from a drone like view available on chatrier
Build roof
build roff on court. rain
>French engineering
>>67909676
comfy as fuck
OC, please rate
>>67909724
>that shit-eating grin
>>67909676
Can't wait.
>>67909765
>roger in charge of shitposting
let stan use the computer pls
OH SHI-
they're playing again
HAHAHAHAHAH Who just saw that Serena smash choke?
>>67909787
LMAO
>Cycling over just at the right time
Noice
>hurr durr giro D'italia is sooo important
Can cycling please die?
As usual. thx eurosport.
>>67909478
>EBAB
>>67909876
This.
Fuck eurosport.
>tfw even with no cycling, they were showing women's """tennis"""" on hd channel and had zverev match on sd
Makes me really fucking angry.
Convince me these men are straight.
Protip: you can't
>>67909910
That's >Cucksport for you.
why would anyone want to watch people cycle? lmao i don't get it
>>67909945
>mfw cyclists can't even get an erection because their dicks are fucked up from sitting on the bike so much
>>67909945
rumors are they get the roids into the body through their butt
Nice "tournament" you got there.
>>67909998
This. Let's just have 2 wimblys
>>67909998
Been like that for the last week. Weather models can't deal with this particular situation i guess
French players will never not choke.
xddd
>>67909982
They also have no sperm because of their balls getting squashed/cooked in those tight outfits
The best thing about cycling is when these idiots can't steer their thin wheeled bikes through a slippy, wet corner and every single one of them smacks on the ground. Love it when WATTS shows that.
can we replace madrid with the french open pls
>one camera
>no score
haha
>>67910056
>mfw they didn't even build a roof over the broadcasting equipment.
>>67910056
>>67910125
What the actual fuck is this? Explain
okay they have the score back now.
the camera angle is growing on me btw
>>67910056
calling this a grand slam
>>67910085
>>67910193
lightning took out loads of equipment
>power outage
>>67910240
>French infrastructure
Same, makes it seem like a video game and I'm controlling Cornet right onto muh dick
Shit like this would NEVER happen in Germany.
someone with a smartphone at RG should simply start streaming this
>>67910301
OR Indian Wells
>>67909982
Shit mate you don't know the fucking half of it.
I used to cycle for 3 hours a day because I had an eating disorder and didn't want to be fat. My fucking testicles and cock got completely rendered useless after a few months. I couldn't even ejaculate
What made it worse was that I used to eat my semen habitually and because of my anorexia would end up feeling depressed, so I got really excited at being infertile because it meant no more high calorie semen in my diet so I started sitting on my bike in the garden just to prevent my cock from even thinking about recovering. I am healthier now but still only get semi hard. Its pretty pathetic, I showed my penis to a girl online a few months ago and told her this story and she spent the next 3 days sending me pictures of bike seats to hurt my feelings.
Please be pasta
>>67910332
>>67910332
Is Cornet Jewish?
That nose ain't right.
>>67910332
>>/n/
Will we be able to watch JoWilly?
>>67910332
O-okay
>>67910404
I'm watching it as we speak
>>67910404
yeah bonga is starting now
live score: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
radio:
http://tunein.com/radio/Radio-Roland-Garros-s138936/
>>67910332
Fuck me
>>67910467
alternative livescore:
sofascore.net/tennis
>>67910433
where you watching it
Now that Nadal is dead and Kyrgios is out... is JoWilly one of our boys?
>>67910488
Eurosport 1 International
>>67910529
got it. thanks
Gulbis, what a wacky playstyle
lol my tsonga feed has no sound
wew
>technical room probably struck by lightning
8 people were seriously injured in center of Paris by lightning,6 children, one life-threatened.
>>67910702
damn, that bad huh? this whole french open has been pretty fucking awful
>wasting 3 breakpoints early in the match
i feel this will be memey
>>67910702
>france surrenders to blitzkrieg
told you earlier the german tanks were coming
>>67910745
It's >bonga, of course it's memey
Lids update me. Haven't watched since the rain started this morning.
who /GOATbis/ here?
gotta love that whacky forehand
Why does Adidas make such awful outfits? They've probably been desgined by German engineers or something.
some of you guys are ok,
don't come to rolland garros today
>>67910724
Damned leftists block the modernization of Roland Garros site
Gulbis kinda looks like an attractive version of Murray.
wew that ROS
>>67910724
I'm starting to think we're cursed.
>>67910799
>you will never double team Giorgi with your handsome bro Gulbis
>>67910775
Here lid. Love the Ern
>>67910754
>germany in charge of handle electricty
I wonder if the French will ever discover roofs
>>67910332
this is why i come here
t. Cyclists without these problems
why is cornet such a tryhard
Is Gulpiss another mentally ill player like Paire or Fognini?
Can anyone actually confirm that French buildings have roofs?
Have you ever seen or heard of a French roof? Didn't think so. They don't have roofs.
>>67910950
Gulbis is basically a less talented Safin. He really, really loves spending money and swimming in pussy.
>>67910950
nah he's just really fucking rich and doesn't care
his coaches used to have to beg him to show up to practice. would be the best player to hangout with
loads of girls and drinks
>>67910332
fucking hell. threw away two (2) break points at the net.
What's with that retarded chant the crowd does?
It's fucking stupid.
>>67910885
#feeltheern
>>67911085
papapapapapapapa paaaaaa
>>67911085
>Roland's crowd is the dumbest, Bercy aside
What a marvelous discovery my dear Alexis
Is there an Acestream in English?
>>67911121
ALLEZ
>>67910332
Damn, now I want a british banter gf.
>>67911085
It's supposed to be trumpet imitation in bullfighting arena
>le smack it into the net man
I'm hungry, which is the classic GOAT french breakfast?
Just tuned into this on TV
The ASS on this Cornet lady oh my god
>>67911247
>>67911247
Croissant, café, cigarette.
>>67911085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPE33jwbTy0
From this song
>>67911292
>>67911293
This is not for me...
>>67911300
>tfw you will never go watch a bullfight with /tennis/ and Nadal
>tfw no french gf to fuck in the ass
>>67911367
2fit4me tßh
>>67911367
>>67911265
She grunts in french
fuckin' ell gulbis has some sick returns
>Bongo ded
French players dropping like flies.
>>67911367
>ass
of the players left, Puig has the best ass
>>67911491
agreed
>>67911491
Ab so lutely
>>67911491
mmmmmmm
rip venus
So close
Fucking shit.
I wanted to watch this.
Tsonlel
WTF HAPPENED TO BONGA??????????????
THIS IS THE WORST FRENCH OPEN
>Tsongo
wtf
how does the RG continue to get worse? rip tsonga
>Tsonga retired
But why
Thiem fucking got this now
fuck. tsonga in tears there
>>67911700
adductors
tsongay you fucking little bitch. keep on making kinder bueno ads you egg
is novak doing some kind of serbian voodoo magic to eliminate any threats this year?
Gasquet is the only French hope left
ALLEZ RICHARD PO PO PO
>>67911667
>>67911794
>attacking your own forces
Literally what the fuck.
Lol look at Djokovics draw now.
So fucking easy. Doubt anyone will even take a set off him until the final now
What the fuck
I go take a poop and Tsonga has retired. WHat happened?
>>67911817
>serbian voodoo magic
You mean landmining?
French Open = Miami Open
Shit tier stuff m8
>>67911846
Ernesto/Thiem/The Goff
>>67911846
nah novak will probably drop a set just to show some kind of struggle
https://twitter.com/AnnaK_4ever/status/736601714854354944
Murray will be the next one to retire.
>>67911948
EBAM NEVER RETIRES
>>67911828
i actually think Gasquet has what it takes to win this RG.
>>67911980
lol
>>67911997
who's better than him atm, other than djoko?
>Birddick
>>67911980
>>67911997
He's won it before
Does anyone else think Venus is sexy as?
>>67912012
The chink will stop him tomorrow
>>67911948
no. just no
>>67912052
the chink almost choked against a washed up verdasco.
>>67912050
Cutest than her brother tbqh
>>67912012
it seems too far fetched to me but if he does indeed manage to win it, good for him. i like gasgay
>>67912049
?
men's singles
OFFICIAL ROLAND GARROS 2016 MEN'S FAVOURITES:
1. Djokovic
2. Wawrinka
3. Murray
4. Nishikori
5. Gasquet
6. Thiem
7. Ferrer
8. Goffin
Just saw Cornet's wet cameltoe. Has anyone screencaped it?
cunt umpire trying to get an advantage for corneto
I hope someone just made a webm of that sexy ass camel toe they were just showing on that women's tennis game going on right now.
How butthurt will that German girl be if Cornet wins the Slam?
The amount of ads reminds me why I don't own a TV anymore.
>>67912184
very unjewish of you
>>67912177
its ogre for her m8
>>67912184
tfw watching a stream without ads
>>67912243
>Tfw paid 7 bongs for Eurosport stream because I can't stand the SD/Spanish streams
What to watch? Everyone is playing at the same time.
>french open 4th round or something
>stream with a STATIC camera just like the challengers where only literal whos play and absolutely nobody comes to watch
JUST
>>67912326
the dutch girl
I'm going to try to watch Djokovic without falling asleep
Wish me luck
Go Berda
cornet bagel'd
>>67912293
MUG
acestream://1d02723d2951c46c5c914f5889f619f3d3d60baf
>>67912400
novak laughing at how easy his draw is now
Wimbledon and RG desperately need lights
Night matches at them would be so fucking great
>>67912400
Based EBAB is bringing it home
Does Novak have the dullest hair in all of sports?
>>67912458
you can't KEBAB the EBAB
>>67912429
No hablo español
>>67912429
Good goyim, use acestream
>>67912464
lego hair
>>67912490
lel
2 STRONG TOUGH BRAVE ENGLISH MEN IN THE RG FINAL. BEDENE VS MURRAY
>>67912464
it's just weirdly thick
Bedene will win this
Serbs incoming 3...2...1
>have to beat "bedene" to advance in the tournament
what a jokeovic
>Goffin
>bedene
>Roland Garros
>this ""sport""
>my life
shit the bedEne
Is Autista-GOAT our last hope?
This performance shows that Bedene is truly British
I tried to fix Cornet's face. How did I do?
>>67912956
>3-0
Wew exciting matches
>>67913071
Watch Goffin or Berdych.
>>67913001
best gay tennis player ever
does any one else here call rafa, 'lance'?
i mean lol: "Yesterday I played with an injection," the 29-year-old told a news conference on Friday.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/36401280
>>67913018
better but still very Who-like
how the fuck did bedene make it this far? bedene a shit
>>67913285
looks like he is pretty stable now
will Isner ever win a big one?
Who is this waifu on right now?
Who is that thick thigh ball girl behind Puig
muh D
>>67913304
doubt it. mentally he's just too hard on himself and has shit coaching. once he loses his serve he quits the match
>>67913304
BIG JOHN
I
G
J
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Puig's ass.
did bedene change his nationality to english simply because he has a really, really english face?
Since when do Chavs watch Tennis?
How come Eurosport always has campy shitty foreign Forex adverts all the time?
>>67913414
Why the fuck did he change nationality everyone knows the LTA is shit
djokovic literally never misses his forehand. it's just so stable and technically flawless
>dat smash almost parallel to the net from djoko
the french referees though.
"cancer"
God damn clay sucks
Djoker is a fucking beast.
>that forehand slomo
it's twist return!
Lads see you tomorrow. Can not bear Djokowinslol. Watching the champs league final.
DjokoGOAT
>>67913677
it's in like 45 mins...
Thought this guy was Slovenian
Grass court > clay court
The bones uder murray's neck look like the scottish flag..