Heyward not playing, Based Zobrist in the 2 hole
get in here for afternoon baseball
Got a nasty feeling about this one, boys.
Brought out the whiskey for this one just in case.
But still, Go Cubs!
>>67887508
well it might rain
>>67887508
defense is on a roll
bats are back from the dead
so, what is your main concern?
>>67887628
The Phillies manhandling us last summer still fresh in my mind.
>this game
>>67887658
I attended the one where the Phillies put up 11 runs. Whole place was plastered by the end. Barely even remember Ross's home run and the inning he pitched
fuck rain
How can one man be ZO BASED?
God damn, we might actually get 4-5 guys as allstar starters.
soler did it holy shit
Black magic strikes again!
Soler does not suck when Heyward is out.
based Soler
KEEP SOLER
BASED GEORGE
>>67887783
Soler Power > Rain
SOLER POWER
>>67887742
I was sitting right where it landed cubsbro
>bryant playing first
>>67887906
And they both suck when Heyward is in
>Lester being shit again
I can't possibly be the only one who thinks that the Wrigley announcer sounds like he's saying "Anthony Rizzo" whenever he says "Addison Russel", can I? Confuses the shit out of me every time.
>>67888257
oh good i thought i was the only one
>>67888257
Oh god that's been fucking killing me all season. I'm glad someone else years it too.
Is Baez' walk up song 'Informer'?
I can't believe Baez didn't beat that out
>>67888358
yes
>>67888358
i can't believe it's not butter
>the dick was sucky
what are ya snacking on, bros?
boston lager and salt n vinegar chips
>>67888504
You can get salt and vinegar crisps in burgerland?
>>67888531
of course
Lester is going to give up runs this inning
>>67888531
what kinda question is that? they're objectively the best chips we have
>>67888583
My doubles override your prediction.
sup bois, faked being sick at work so i could go home and watch some baseball and make memes
is this fucking little league
what in the fuck
what the fuck was that
>>67888583
it wont be lesters fault
>>67888564
>>67888598
What about cheese and onion?
>>67888854
I haven't seen that around so I don't know. sounds good though
>>67888504
Coffee and bacon here for me
>>67888854
we have sour cream and onion and cheese and sour cream
but no
Phillies are cheaters like the Brewers? or Cubs continue to be unluckiest team of all time?
>>67888919
sour cream and cheese is top tier desu
cheese and onion have a too pronounced flavour of onion for my taste
ZO BASED
dinger pls
SOLER HATERS BTFO
>>67889321
W E W
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Where da soler h8ers at
>>67889466
right here niqqa come at me
>>67889466
confused
wewd dont give a fuck
inb4 Baez dinger
remember when Baez was batting like .330
Soler getting both rbis.
Makin me est my words.
>>67889618
Fuggg this guy est's his words were doomed
>OUT OF THE PARK
OUT OF THE PARK
>OUT OF THE PARK
OUT OF THE PARK
>OUT OF THE PARK
OUT OF THE PARK
>OUT OF THE PARK
OUT OF THE PARK
DAVID ROSS
BOSS ROSS GETS 300
I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG
NUMBA 100 FOR GRANDPA
OLD MAN BOSS
kill me
LITERALLY SHOULD START THE ALLSTAR GAME
Aghhhhhh!!!!
>cubs 15-6 in ross starts
>his dingers are all so entertaining
Montero back-up catcher when
THAT FUCKER LEFT THE YARD
>Grandpa Rossy is a better hitter than a guy we're paying almost a quarter billion to
wew lads
>>67889732
what % of games has Ross started this last month? I feel like I've seen him way more
FOREVER YOUNG
I WANT TO BE
FOREVER YOUNG
never would have guessed david ross was close to 100 career home runs
>>67889732
Not only is he hitting better (right now at least) he is leagues ahead of montero as a catcher
>>67889758
Miggy was out for a week or two early in the week.
>>67889758
don't know %, but he did start more because Montero was injured.
>>67889777
>>67889772
Well I hope they go w/ the hot hand from here
>>67889777
CHECKED
CHECK FOWLE'S TRIPS
>tfw this is all soler's doing
ITT Thank based George
>>67889777
>>67889777
>>67889777
trips for fowler
>>67889777
>>67889777
>post trips
>Fowlers gets a trip
WEW Wizard
>>67889777
>>67889758
He was the start when monty was injuries and he had a tendency to come in at the end of games.
But with how Ross has been playing bot in his catching and hitting, anyone who things monty is better than him is a goddamn retard.
>>67889920
get thread confirmed
>>67889944
triple doubles checked
>>67890000
ohhhh shit the quad
>>67890000
QUADS CHECKED
>>67890000
>>67890000
witnessed
>>67890000
HURF DURF UR A FAGET
Not sure I am enjoying the doubles as much when it's not just that one token guy saying checked over and over.
this get thread
>>67890060
>>67890060
Let the newfags have their fun. It at least helps keep the thread alive.
>>67890000
>>67890000
Tommy Joseph will hit a HR on the 2-2 pitch, dubs confirm
DINGER
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DINGERS
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Choo Choo motherfuckers run train keeps chugging along
Who got the ball? I saw a dog pile for it.
Offense back from the dead confirmed
>shitcongo cucks
>>67890417
>meth poois tardinals
>>67890417
>all this saltiness
WOW soler
WOW
Soler Ks. He's back lads. What a shitter
based ceasar walkup
>>67890417
>taint louis methnals
go cubs
Baez will hit a dinger soon
Dubs confirm
>signing a 40 yr old pitcher
>cashing on a premium hitter, whos now on the dl
>both with compensation picks
Thanks betas
>being excited by beating down the phillies
>cubes
>>67890584
Heyward's just sitting cause
>lefty starter
>wind howling out to left
Maddon just wanted to load the lineup with righties and it's worked
>>67890697
>beating one of the best teams in the nl
>excited
yes
>>67890697
just trying to keep the best record in the mlb, senpai
>>67890697
>my team sucks shit this season so I have to shitpost in other team's game threads to make myself feel better
>>67890697
Phillies aren't the same team as they were last season
>>67890697
>Playing 2nd fiddle to the cubs
>>67890697 (You)
Lookitdaplaybyburhule
I bet Kelly Crull gives a mean rimjob
> only just now realized that the game started in the afternoon
>check scoreboard
Yep, that's about what I expected.
I just hope the Phils don't get swept.
webm of Grimm pls
>>67890788
>one of the best teams in the NL
I'm a Phils fan, but come on, really?
>Dat lester hustle
who /kellycrull/ here?
>>67891010
If you only look at the record it can appear that way.
But then you look closer and see that they are probably just really lucky considering the high amount of 1-run wins and awful overall run differential.
...Which the guy probably didn't do.
>>67891010
literally 6th place
>>67891018
Jesus christ it's like he's part slug
>>67891072
>higher than the Doyers and Tardinals
wew
>>67890957
haha its too true
fuck
>>67891072
>jints quietly crept up into second
I feel it
I have a feeling the dinger party aint over yet
>Cards and Dodgers won't make the playoffs this year
Feelsgoodman
>>67891136
>>>67891136
>84 run lead in run differential (including today)
rest of the league isn't even trying
>>67890957
or a footjob
>Lester confused about ovation
???
>>67891072
>-31 run differential
That winning record can't last long.
>>67891255
he was just frustrated he gave up a hit and couldn't finish the inning
>>67891271
Not when you gotta play the cubs babay
Strope is a fucking shaman, he didn't want to pitch so he did the rain dance on the mound.
holy shit thats a lot of rain
>>67891072
>scored fewer runs than anyone in the NL except for Atlanta
Holy shit.
rain will stop in about 10 min
>>67891072
>-31
Now this is memeing your way to victories.
>all the people at Summer Camp down in central illinois getting rained out
Serves the hippies right.
>>67891271
cubs arent much better
do i have time to play a game of league
SO, WHAT KIND OF PIZZA DO YOU GUYS LIKE
>>67891469
Giordano's thin crust.
>>67891437
>-31
>+119
what
>this will never be your semen
>>67891464
rain is stopping right now but delays are 15 minute intervals
>>67891469
I love all types of pizza my man.
>>67891499
+124 now
more than double any other team
>>67891506
Key on necklace
Then who was lock?
>>67891469
I'm sick of pizza
>>67891469
TOTINOS TOTINOS
HOW DID YOU KNOW
TOTINOS TOTINOS
EVERYBODYS TALKING BOUT
TOTINOS TOTINOS
Who /RainDelayFap/ here?
>>67891699
checked
>ME
>>67891699
I cant stop watching this CSN game show thing called Beer Money they are showing during the delay.
Its so bad I cant look away.
>>67891800
same also czeched
when game
>>67891989
about 20 minutes according to announcers
I don't know why they're bothering to resume the game.
It's not like the Phils "offense" can come back.
>>67892143
>Not giving the paying fans a full game of Baseball
THE DIFFERENTIAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>7th inning stretch after hour long delay
This strike zone makes no sense
at all
>only winning by 4
>and now a review
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his foot is blocking the bag, are you allowed to do that?
>>67892548
p not
umps are really bad lately
what the fuck were those strike calls
>this umpball
wew
Soler has been bad but he gets screwed by the umps too
Ryan Howard still alive?
>>67892643
no, biscuit nose died 5 years ago
>>67892643
yeah and way older than i thought he was
>>67892660
he was old as a rookie
>>67892701
ah. didn't know that
Soler took energy from Russel
MOTHER FUCKING JUST END IT
>another rain delay
Yeah, I think I'm going to get dinner ready
>>67892861
thanks mom
whats for dinner
>>67892870
Salmon with rice, veggies, mash potatoes, and mac n cheese. No bully
>>67892870
Steak n' Shake Tenders meal.
inb4 another rain delay with 2 outs in the ninth
[W]
Cubs win! Cubs win!
#cubswin#
GG
nice win
