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ITT the worst players to ever make your national side
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ITT the worst players to ever make your national side
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inb4 all the memes
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>>67886916

he is really your best change at winning this year. In a deeper role he has been dominating and making pinpoint passes
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There are so many horrible players that even just picking the worst three for the last five years is too difficult
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>>67887012

>Heskey
>Bad

2004 called. They want their meme back.
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He went to Europe too
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>>67887012
That was a lovely England shirt desu
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>>67887213
It is, it has been the only one I liked enough to pay 45 quid for
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>>67886876
>scored on his only ever appearance
There are so many worse players who have played for England, come on now
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>>67887012
this is either b8 or you need to go back to ksi's youtube page
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Moussa Sissoko. He's been in our NT since 2009 but I Legit can't remember anything he has done. He's a ghost. I have no memory of this guy with the French shirt
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Rüdiger
Rink
Tasci
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Arbeloa somehow won 2 Euros and a WC
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>>67887199

I dunno wich one is worse
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This guy became a running joke for a long time
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All of them. I'd would genuinely be very hard to pick out just one or two.
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>>67891526
>>67891496
>>67887012
>>67886916
>>67886876
Maybe it's because your entire NT is trash.
>One (1) Point
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>>67891733
How hard was it to miss this Euro?
Northern Ireland made it
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>>67891764
This must be the famous american banter I keep hearing about
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>>67887199

He did ok for the NT tho. Chaco Gimenez is the worse while playing for the NT
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>>67891822
>Letting Costa fucking Rica, a third string Concacrap team, top the group.

Opinion discarded
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>>67891733
Hey calum mcmanus, what can you tell me about the club teams from angus that aren't from dundee? Trying to pick one in FM but I know nothing about them.
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The most overhyped kid ever who has 0 space in Portugal midfield with Moutinho, William and Danilo there but is going to euro 2016 anyway because >muh jorge mendes.

Everyone in portugal was shocked with this.
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>>67891886
we didn't lose to them la, that shitshow is on >italy
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Simon Poulsen
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>>67892765
Bayern were fucking scalped, fampai. This guy just seems like an incredibly average midfielder with the pace of a winger.
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>>67891764
>>67891886
How many World Cups have you guys won?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqkShPKgAbw

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>>67892887

He's offside anyway so it doesn't matter
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the bash
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>>67886876
i dont even know who that is
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>>67892885
Zero, the same amount of times you have won WCs that aren't rigged in your favor.
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>>67887199
http://desporto.sapo.pt/futebol/primeira_liga/artigo/2015/07/31/kikin-fonseca-senti-que-algo-corrupto-se-passava-no-benfica

based Kikin desu
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>>67892847
You read my mind.

Pic on the left is a strong contender too. He even started in Euro 2004.
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>>67891603
>implying
>peru

https://youtu.be/EFSRwY_Fhh4
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>>67891663
>dave
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Rob green, won't even bother to get a pic of him
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JUST
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Stayed on the pitch for 5 (FIVE) seconds only
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Called for a World Cup and everything
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>David Luiz
>Jô
>Fred
>Ramon
>Flávio Rockenback or whatever that fuck's name is spelt
>Euller
>Edilson
>Vampeta
>Rogério Ceni
>Marcos Assumpção
>Paulo César Caju
>Toninho Cerezo
>Bordon
>Douglas
>Keirrison
>Afonso Alves
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>>67904196
Don't forget Andre Santos
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>>67904242
Who the fuck is that? Havenaar?
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We have had shit players but he takes the cake, a literal one hit wonder, he scored a goal in a meaningless U23 title game and he piggybacked from that goal throughout his whole career, I'm surprised he even played in the 2010 world cup.

He even managed to play for Monaco.
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>>67886876
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>>67904393
It's Ugur Yildrim, played one game against England in some charity match. Was utterly shite, but was okay at free kicks
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Probably this guy. Son of an oligarch who only gets games in the russian league thanks to his contacts. Played 45 minutes in a friendly.
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Slowest man on the planet played at LB position against England's fastest wingers in the world when they assraped us... Bilic had some major fuckups.
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>>67893269
FOKIN WIN!
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>>67904242
based van basten
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Danny Mills, guy hated football and looked out of place.
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>>67905936
>now works as a pundit
bravo mills
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>>67892832

He probably will be a great player, not a top one, but a good player for 2nd tier teams of europe. But for now is so overhyped that is incredible, the best play ever from Jorge Mendes.
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>>67903992
Still better than Christophe Dugarry.
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>>67905455
>dat wig
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>>67892885
those teeth...
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>>67907564
ayyyyyyyyy
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>>67905234
This. Fuck Wondolowski and fuck Klinsmann for picking him over Donovan.
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>>67891496
>>67891526
>those faces
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>>67907627
nah when he sorts out his attitude he'll be world class remember
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>>67905420
>OK
I believe he was apparently one of the world's best at free kicks. He was completely shit with everything else though
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Nelson Oliveira
Andre Martins
Licá
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>>67891603
>kek
Was about to post this fucker too.
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Éder by a landslide
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>>67891733
>tfw we top the World Cup Qualifying with one game to play
>tfw we lose 1-0 to Slovenia
>England win as usual and go to Russia as group winners
>Slovakia pump Malta and take the playoff spot on goal difference
>we finish 3rd
>the country of us
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>>67898351
>only goal with the national team, his ratio of own goals to goals scored is like 6:1
Topo pls leave
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>>67904196

Fábio Rochemback.

amazing player for Sporting in 2004, became a fan favorite.

next seasons he was like a fat, slow, shitty version of himself. in the process, forced one of our shinning new stars, Miguel Veloso, to play in the left back...
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>>67905234
>>67907676
Why do people give Wondo shit?
We're not good enough to give anyone shit
Wondo might have been the 2nd best American on the pitch given he had only one bad fuck-up
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>>67904484
>Le try to injure everyone's players national team
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>>67886876
Nahh Jordan Henderson.
He's fucking SHIT.
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Either him or David Nugent.
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>>67911155
>David Nugent
>doubting the Nuge
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>>67887199
Idk if him or Landin
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>>67904968
tell me that's not motherfucking Léo wearing the 16

who the fuck are these people
dida edmilson lucio is all I recognize.
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>>67891774
YEEEEOOOO! Fuckin' right we did big man!
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>>67908175
are you stuck in 2010
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>>67904196
>Toninho Cerezo
u wot
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>>67911318
>>67908466
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>>67891603
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santiago_Fernández_(footballer)
The goat
>mfw someone fucked up his wikipedia article
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Probably someone who is not known at all considering how shitty the team was prior to maybe the 2000s - but in recent memory Jimmy Conrad and Frankie Hejduk ring a bell.
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All the token niggers. Aogo, Cacao, Asamoah, Odonkor, etc.
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>>67892885
How many have you won since? How many have you won, when you have had arguably one of the best teams in it?
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>>67905234

FUCK OFF YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A PLAYER.
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>>67908859
Because he's shit in games that matter.
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>>67911634
>boateng
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>>67911675
let it go breh
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>>67887199
guille franco man, he was so shit and aguirre still played him most games in that 2010 WC
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>>67907048
Why are you a Sporting or Porto supporter?
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Alternatively, Nemanja "I Honestly Thought We Were Playing Volleyball" Vidić.
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