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Champions League Final : Edition
Monaco Grand Prix : Sub Edition
Need another goal like air : Vol 1
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>>67885214
>PaddyPower also doing their usual bet20/get10 free offer on the CL final too.
This England kit looks absolute shite
>Want to back Spartaks after Daugavpils score their penalty
>Dauga miss penalty
>Sparta scores
>Odds turned to shit
Amazing.
Hope the Aussies are getting their proxies ready. Your boys are going to take a hell of a beating :^).
EURO 2016 MUG BETTING SUB EDITION
>Skybet - Bet £10 on any team to win outright, get a £3 free bet every time they win a match
>Wills - Same offer but only applies to >England
>SJ - Bet £20 on top goalscorer and get a £5 free bet each time they score.
Hradec 11111111111
Just don't concede in the last minutes PLS
Czech Republic v Malta kicking off soon lads
Czechs have not won in their last 3 friendlies
Worth a punt on Malta
Who are we betting on for FGS for the 365 offer then lids
Get on Sporting KC at home to DC United tonight lads, will be a mugging. -135
Misprice because SKC have struggled at home against the best 3 teams in the league and it gives an impression they aren't as good as they were last year. Their home is still a fortress against the rest.
>>67885309
on HUGE
>>67885332
Savic
>>67885337
Malta have not scored in their last 4 games mate
Honestly can someone memes aside can someone please lend me a tenner
>>67885369
I'm joking
England -1.5 mainstream spesh
>>67885342
No way. He probably doesn't even play
Czech R / Malta O 0.5 1H
Togo / Zambia O 0.5 1H
Gives odds of around @ 2.10
Medium
>>67885332
Carvajal
>>67885428
Surely nibs
>>67885428
He may actually come on
>>67885428
Have sex please.
>>67885428
Thats the point you fucking mong
>T4tW Odds must have dropped. Take tip as -0.75 handi. Will half void if win by 1.
4 hours ago - Like 1
>settled as a win
Why does euan have zero morals? He's as bad as the basketball tipster earlier with his fabricated yield.
>>67885428
/heem/
>>67885467
He is really strange. He is shrewd as fuck but really really insecure.
>>67885467
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villian
>>67885506
That applies way more to you than Euan though.
>>67885482
>>67885465
>>67885461
>>67885452
I was shaking my head even as I posted it. The worst quality nibs. The STATE of /bet/ these days. The only one who didn't fall for it was a German. Euan was right - /bet/ had a couple of good weeks and now it's just shitposting for three straight months. Emigrating to Spain desu
Reminder that 'nibs' is the worst meme in /bet/ history. Even worse than can't stop pooing.
>>67885533
I would still appreciate if you had sex.
>>67885467
based big_al with the override PMSL
>>67885533
>I was just pretending to be retarded.jpg
>>67885577
So would I m8, it's been months. I can't keep going on (you)s alone
King Kurt drago has had his say on Malta
u2.5 on Malta large
KING
https://50million.uk
Who wants to take a punt
>>67885656
tears baddy
blooter
czechs dont look that arsed
Thoughts on Ukraine U21? They're 1:0 down against Macedonia
God = Euan
King = Flatanon
Queen = BT
Prince = Shrewd Brit Anon #1
Princess = Shrewd Brit Anon #2
Peasant = Hass
Peasant's Dog = juveguy
agreed?
>>67885688
Pmsl. Flatanon above Euan any day.
>>67885688
trip on euan
>>67885688
kill yourself
>>67885688
Have to agree with others, Flatanon comes top.
Euan is 3rd, maybe 4th
>>67885673
I remember in the 2010 WC there was a bookie doing something like this.
I basically predicted a bunch of stuff and would have been one of the top entries but I didnt bother entering cause I didnt have an account with that bookie at the time.
Just done my absolute NUT on England -1.5
need to make money
what tipster should i pay a fiver or tenner to get the insider info
>>67885763
juveguy
>>67885763
pga nigga
>>67885433
Thanks for the tip anon
Already up £50
>this reasoning
German bro what are austria bets
>>67885780
inplay2g?
>>67885779
literally who
>>67885758
pmsl
Forgot to TT Macedonia zzz
>>67885819
Was busy with other things, need to check what games they carry
>>67885595
No, Macedonia do not deserve to be underdogs here.
Rate my predictions lads.
>>67885867
Mean to quote >>67885676
Hello where are the England goals
>>67885870
You fucked up with England
want to end so many people itt
>>67885895
but we are actually good
>>67885819
Bunch of games missing, will post when I see a bet
Hold your horses, another EPIC streak is on its way
>>67885910
No we're not and not that good
>>67885870
>Belgium beating Croatia
BW Linz FH is tempting. If they do happen to concede I'd re-back SW. I'd wait until ~15min mark.
I know it's mainstream, but the fix is in.
The GSW are going to win the next two games and the finals.
The NBA is the most corrupt major league in the USA, and they're known for rigging games.
I know a rig when I see one, and this is it.
It will be easy money.
Down £20 on that stupid Karlovic bet, and also down £5 on the O2.5 Japan v England bet.
Both Japan and England hit the bar once, plus referee made a shit judgment in play on/free kick, which would have been a goal. This just feels cruel.
>>67885995
>I know a rig when I see one, and this is it.
He's back
>>67885966
Meh, there's the 1:0 already
>>67885995
POST SLIP
333333333333333333333333333333
CZECH!
K I N G
U
R
T
>>67886017
aaaand 2.
>>67886030
What's the point? It's called inspect element.
My record speaks for itself.
>>67885920
Jules Rimet's still gleaming m8
>>67886069
zzzzz
are my eyes deceiving me????
>>67886069
pmsl
have sex you strange little man
Hass, wtf are you doing in a tennis thread?
>>67886069
What record? Genuine question, I haven't been a degenerate for long
I don't think Deutschlandsberger should be dogs against Wallern
Also getting on Amstetten handis if there's a good line
>>67886136
-0.5 is actually nice, getting on
>>67886129
NFL rigging of the playoffs a few months back.
>>67886165
Cba searching through archives. Summarise what happened?
Why are Canadians SO strange?
>>67886136
>>67886152
why did you just reply to yourself?
what an odd thing to do. PLEASE have sex lad
Paura handi also looks juicy but they might concede
>>67886181
I knew the Broncos would make and win the super bowl and have Manning win so he could retire on a positive note.
I knew the Panthers would make it to the super bowl and lose.
They rig the games to maximize profit. I would do it too if I was a greedy kike.
>>67886200
So people know which line I mean.
>>67886212
I've always suspected it was rigged, but how does that make them more money?
savic the bet then?
>>67886229
Its not fucking rigged. End of story.
>>67886229
Story lines and shit i guess the same way the prem could of been fixed for leicester
PLEASE explain why I should not put my entire bankroll on Ronaldo to score
Who are the best twitter tipsters
>>67886229
More ad and merchandise revenue for more interesting teams and players in the finals.
>>67886256
Found the NBA shill, are you guys everywhere?
>>67886273
There wont be a penalty kick
>>67886297
So theoretically, who wins the Champions League tomorrow?
>>67886273
>not Torres
its his destiny m8
>>67886321
da j00s
free money desu
>>67886321
I don't follow soccer. It's harder to rig it too.
American football and basketball are the easiest sports to rig.
>>67886273
Atletico are the GOAT defensive team
Looks like the NBA is data mining to figure out who to put in the finals.
It's a cause of concern that OKC-CLE is leading by a bit. I would have thought people wanted to see GSW-CLE.
I'm not as sure about this one as I was about the NFL one though.
These are my bet for today, lids
>Czech Republic, England and Croatia to win
>Over 2.5 Ireland x Netherlands
>First Vienna and Horn to win
Easy money desu senpai
>>67886346
Place it then
Can't wait til the Golden State Warriors lose and we'll be shot of this bellend for good.
>>67886444
>not sure about something he claims is rigged
JUST
My mate is a brazilian drug dealer and he says he's going to fix today's Serie B match.
Should i trust him?
>>67886136
Deutschlandsberger 111111111
Final score at Ucv?
>>67886521
My judgement was off. I will have to reconsider and do more research now.
I will be back regardless for the NFL season because that is what I am best at.
You can laugh like a bluepilled sheep and not realize it's rigged, but it is.
You just have to find out the teams that will maximize profit in revenue from gambling, merchandise and advertisement.
>when girls turn off read receipts on WhatsApp
Zzz such dullards
>>67886622
>Not turning yours off to avoid slags
Making my first bets today lads.
>Atlético de Madrid
>Thomas Almeida in ufc
>Flamengo in the Brazilian league
Wish me luck.
>>67886622
>using whatsapp
>>67886608
Do Americans even gamble that much?
I get that horse racing and dogs is rigged to fuck but that's the only reason those sports exist is to gamble on them. It just wouldn't make sense for anything else to be rigged and if it was someone would have talked long ago.
>>67886788
shill detected :^)
>>67886705
>not using whatsapp
Bit weird
>>67886705
What else would you use?
>>67886840
>not chatting to azn qts all day on LINE
>>67886788
It makes perfect sense to rig games. You want to maximize profit.
People do come out, but unfortunately very few people believe them.
http://www.ibtimes.com/nba-rigged-ex-referee-tim-donaghy-claims-nba-instructed-officials-favor-nets-over-raptors-1575437
>>67886840
>>67886869
Got an iPhone so just use iMessage and Snapchat, all girls have iphones anyway so no need for whatsapp personally
>>67886152
2222222222
>>67886608
So your judgement was swayed by a public online poll. Outstanding.
>>67887114
Don't dismiss my judgement, steinberg. Remember the NFL playoffs.
I will defeat you and your rigged league. I just need more information at this moment.
O36.5 in the Kings/Jags game SPECIAL STEAK
>jags
there's £500 down the drain you stupid argentine cunts
>>67887200
arp?
>>67887200
on, 40 minutes 2 men down is too much for any team to handle, even the shanty town of unpaid players that are the kings couldnt fuck this up
O:)
>>67887338
goat film
>>67887457
...
>The absolute STATE of the kings
Way too much on >kings
pmsl
How many do England win by?
>>67887594
1-0/2-1
>>67887607
Don't be daft it ends at least 3-0
>>67887594
>>67887607
I got a -1.5 on
LARGE Staking UNDER 4 corners in Riska Game
>>67887582
reback
Gonna be DAC FFS
the absolute state of rugby in the southern cape
>>67887715
ffs
>>67887865
reback again desu. unreal odds
>>67887710
SHAKING and PACING
>>67888044
TOO MUCH ON
>>67888103
PMSL
CORNER BABBIES BTFO
>>67888103
A HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA CASHED OUT LID
>Aboslute state of last action corner
Are the aussies not going to bother with defending tonight? Might have to reback in that case.
>>67887200
HUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Just one more try kings
>>67888194
>Australia
>Defending
If A League has taught me anything it's to always back overs when Australia are involved
Australia Over 2.5 Corners will back my losses
KINGS SURREAL
Have you tried, you know, not betting on lotto shite?
WE WUZ KANGS
>>67887914
Doing laps around the flat
fucking done. literally gonna start tipping coin tosses
>>67888366
>he didnt get on
>>67887914
>>67887275
even did some analysis for you lid
>>67888267
I mean what can you expect from a bunch of convicts, attacking is second nature to them :')
>>67888625
Does that mean India and Pakistan only play for corners. Because that's where all their shops are.
>>67888876
Delete this.
>>67888876
kek'd heartily
>Still 1-0
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tAvug0Aoxk
smed on Croatia 2nd goal lids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxofGcZEzE
Anyone up for some truly dire football? Don't think there will be a bet but the wind could be in
England 3rd goal @1.85
-105.83
Profit
Don't think I can even pay someone to follow me at this rate
>>67890380
>Americans
>>67890501
Probably still better than betwithBTC the utter fraud
>>67890501
New account when?
easiest $4k i ever made in my life lads
>>67890571
pic related
>>67890551
Soon
>>67890594
Canadian dollars.... so the easiest tenner of your life
>>67890488
lol
>>67890732
Double down on 4th
pmsl
>>67890732
Still got 10 mins
>>67890846
Would genuinely love to meet you for a straightener
>>67890958
You wouldn't, because I'd kick you in the bollocks to get you on the floor, then I'd grab your foot to pull it up and stamp on your knees until they are completely fucked.
>>67891008
Pmsl
I'm on Venezuela slags + but would say Colombia SW has gone too far if anyone wants a bang on that
Dier obviously had a large on O2.5 and wasn't taking any chances.
utter utter
What are u betting on the final lads? I;m going for both teams scoring.
Would've won 6-0 with Redknapp.
>Will Grigg scores
>No Will Grigg's on fire posting
>>67891267
Genuinely true
>>67891293
Lad Bible is on Facebook pal
>>67891164
Do OGs count for O/U purposes?
>>67891267
>>67891309
D E L U S I O N
>>67890699
ya that's CAD, the best currency in the world.
get #ON it
>>67891880
111111111
shaking with anticipation for this tip lads
>>67892043
Nice one lid. Got on this.
>>67892090
PLEASE give me a small % of your winnings
Did Euan change his latest tip as a half win or was it the admin?
>>67892200
admin
Reminder anything over 1.00001 for Serena to win the French Open is value.
Did anyone get on this today? I posted the betslip in the previous post
>>67891880
22222
Emilia Clarke looking fat as fuck on graham Norton tonight. Also wtb so Jani doesn't cry
>>67892419
>shite virgins say
>>67892255
Surreal
>>67892419
>Writing 'wtb' means you're on topic
Wtb?
>>67892561
Wanna buy
>>67892419
L U X T O N
>>67892602
Don't ever reply to me or my post again
>>67892255
Nice one m8, I saw it and wished I'd jumped on it.
>>67892771
thanks :-)
>>67892805
Plz post other muggy accies you make, I could do with a cheeky £800.
>>67892716
Fuck off
>>67892857
alright, here's what I got for today/tomorrow. just a cheeky acca~
Juveguy such a character desu
>>67892977
Excited for the weekend m8?
>>67893035
shaking
>>67893011
Yes, might take the kids fishing at Westport Lake. What about you, any plans mate?
>>67892922
<3 xoxo m8
Belgium result looks a bit murky, might do two accies and switch that one.
getting so pissed at the lack of responses to my shouts
>>67893112
de bruyne will make it happen
>>67893165
Here's a (You) that you crave for up lid.
Also, let's rev up these Tinder posts boys, janny is out partying with his girlfriend tonight!
>>67893377
Aye, it's worth a good shot ;)
>>67892922
Amended it a bit, because not as straight up ballsy as you.
If we win, I will buy you a beer based Dutchbro.
>>67893431
Bet Ref DC1957497225I.
Currently on live chat getting your dox.
Gonna ask them to self-exclude you from Bet365 account, PMSL.
>>67893481
lol!
>>67893481
if I want money who do I go on bet365 livechat and ask for, lux?
Love how lux is hyping up uruguay -2.5 then as soon as they go 1-0 down he's on overs
pmsl such a fucking fud
>>67893498
juveguy
>Tobacco Road
>implying a bunch of smokers will be able to run around for 90 minutes
>>67893551
pmsl
>>67893551
Call him out you little weasel
>>67893632
cba calling people out on pga because they're all weak children and will just block you, and i want to keep my options all open in case someone posts a great bet.
Smed on both, Carolina Discoveries -0.5 and Storm AH 0
>>67893668
I understand, seems like he's bad fit after timing and making out he never loses
on trinidad +2
>>67893676
fraud
>>67893676
Awwwwwwwwww tears buddy!
Dac, cbfa desu.
gonna go lose more money on bet365 poker lads
only way i'll recoup my losses
Beyond DAC. Deep deep regret staying up.
>>67893694
>on pga
what site's this?
>>67893882
golf forum
>>67893676
just took storm AH, took first half too hup x
