sports are nothing organized cuckoldry
>average males go to the stadium just to watch genetically superior men play
>they cheer them on, buy their merchandise, give them their hard earned money, even though most of them have an average maybe below average salary
>they invest time and effort into memorizing their career stats, techniques, biographies etc
>they basically worship them as if they were gods
>meanwhile the players couldn't care less about the genetically inferior men cheering them on and make millions a year
>after the game the players go back to their mansions to have sex with their 20 concubines aged 15-18, while the fans are single or married to 30+ yr old women
>the genetically superior players have probably taken the virginities of 30, maybe even 50 girls while they were in highschool, while their fans have only had sex with old women who had already had tons of partners
>people are somehow ok with this
if you follow sports EXPLAIN YOURSELF
>>67878352
2bh it is pretty gay to invest most of your time caring and cheering on other mens accomplishment. i just watch to gamble on occasionally
>>67878352
>>67878373
This can be said about anything in the entertainment industry really
You forgot to mention how men wear other men's names on their back.
>>67878352 (need better bait)
>>67878352
wow you made some good points.
I don't know what to say but have a reply.
>implying I would let my wife suck my favorite players cock
Would be too busy servicing him myself
I think it's even more hilarious that these teams claim a fan base or town yet they would fucking leave in a heartbeat the second they became unprofitable.
In addition, they hire mercenaries from other towns in order to compete against other towns mercenaries and then we all turn around and fight and argue over these loyalties.
I don't like women at all. Honestly it's kind of implied you're cucked if you're straight.
>>67878352
raptors fan detected
players come and go, fandom is about the team.
>>67878352
raising some good arguments
preaching to the wrong crowd here though
this is exactly the same logic as watching porn being beta, and it's pretty hard to refute
unless you're watching to learn to improve your participation in sports, youre just cucking yourself in a socially acceptable manner
>>67878548
>>67878352
Please fucking kill yourselves, I'm sort of confused as to how this cuck meme has spread so far. How is OP's argument even slightly sound? By his logic every time you go to see a musical performance you're being cucked by the musician who has superior musical talent. Every time you look at a painting the artist is cucking you because of your inferior artistic ability. Complete nonsense. People are committed to sports because it's a social thing and it gives them a sense of belonging, and team loyalty is a big part of it. If you follow a team, you'd like it to succeed so of course you'll support the players and buy the merch. As you age you remember the best years of your team and buy memorabilia because of it. Fucking retards.
Fuck off with your inferiority complexes
>>67878592
The musician cant fuck your wife with his music
The artist cant fuck your wife with his art
The athlete can fuck your wife with his athletic build
Fuck off /cuck/
>>67878352
>>67878373
>>67878434
A
FUCK
ING
LEAF
>>67878625
SOOOOOO STUPID
>>67878592
Depending on the musicians or artists. You can actually meet them though if you go to enough shows.
>>67878625
musicians get way more cooch than athletes brah.
>>67878644
completely wrong but go on
>>67878592
you go to a movie you kill 2 hours and its over. you dont memorize and obsess over the actors payroll, their filmography, how much screen time they got, watch all their interviews and comment about them on shitty forums etc
>>67878352
>Canadian
>shitposting
Wow, what a surprise.
Why is it always Canadians that perpetuate the cuck meme ?
>>67878592
/r9k/ reporting. OP is a very good person for making this objectively correct thread.
Those other "wow just wow" points you just made are all literally correct. "Loyalty?" Listen to yourself be fucking stupid as you type. players hop teams constantly like the women that you will never sexually access. And you better enable them to sexually access the women that you don't.
Of course, /sp/ won't like the logical (and literally correct) conclusion of all this: that competition itself literally /is/ evil, that the communists, in their own way, actually were right, all along. To whatever extent we cannot eliminate competition from existence itself, then to that extent the animal is deficient, the structure of the universe is deficient.
It's also worth remembering that from the standpoint of "winning" itself (leaving aside the money and bitches which obviously make it all worthwhile)... but I say, supposed on general principles that you actually want to WIN your sport in a given year. You're still voluntarily competing in something organized by old, unfit jews who care nothing about athletics in their own personal lives, and 95% of you are /guaranteed to fail/ every single year, every single time. Know what that is, leaving the rest aside? That's a system for suckers. Unfortunately (yet fortunately), competition leads to the happy result that some manage to RIG the system in their own favor. This is the best way to go about things, but unhappily it still entails winners versus losers. That human beings feel better about themselves relative to others is a part of the human condition worth eliminating.
Competition is for losers. What is my guarantee, to what extent are my grapes not sour? /because everyone loses the game of life./ In the end, everyone is equal again. This post that I've just written is the best post to have been posted on /sp/ in about a year.
OP is cucking me with his thread
You haven't even hit the tip of the iceberg
>>67878352
A FYCKING LEAF
>>67878703
Building on this, we have had to hear, over the past two or three Olympics cycles, how the Olympic village has been a monumental fuckfest of abject perfection fornicating with abject perfection.
Now here is a situation where sour grapes are warranted. These people deserve to be struck down in the very height of their beauty and fitness, as an object lesson to all, that all die.
I have long nurtured the bitter conceit that some necrotizing fasciitis or some STD should chance to pass through an olympic village. And now, happily, it appears as though there is a very real, predictable possibility of this:
Zika.
May every 12/10 slightly mannish woman athelete who attends the Brazil olympics, nine months hence give birth to a Potato, given her by a perfect Chad from the other hemisphere. That will teach them to compete.
>>67878703
>/r9k/
Stopped reading right there homie. Actually I skimmed your brick ass message but you seem to be missing the point. I'm making "wow just wow" arguments because this train of thought you're having is completely fucking retarded. How are athletes taking women away from me personally? No athlete has pulled my girlfriend away from me and raw dogged her in my face? Just fucking read the shit you wrote man you sound absolutely bonkers. Competition is necessary for progress is good for encouraging positive social and internal growth. I'm not surprised that you're such an autist because you obviously tried to stay away from any sort of competition your entire life to hide your gigantic inferiority complex. Stop blaming your problems on other people and things that don't exist faggot
>>67878461
> teams claim a fan base or town yet they would fucking leave in a heartbeat the second they became unprofitable.
>american sport teams
PLASTIC
>his best memories involve seeing another man throw/kick a ball
>>67878790
Jesus Christ I didn't even read this before my last post >>67878797
but you're literally insane man. Please hang yourself.
>>67878797
Because sexual selection is a competition, you stupid fucking idiot. The one he's fucking is the one that you are not fucking.
In the relevant (moment-to-moment) one-to-one pairings of heteroseuxal couples, sexual selection is a strictly zero-sum game.
>>67878352
do you just sit in a little cabin the snow stewing yourself silly with this shit?
>>67878886
no hes just upset about the weed crackdowns in toronto
neither of you wrote this post. i am cucking you all
>>67878352
That's why you support big teams so you can get enjoyment out of it. Being miserable AND giving them your money is what weirds me out.
>>67878352
A
FUCKING
LEAF
I just knew some shitty copypasta from /pol/ would work here. Thanks for the (You)s, chumps!
>>67878644
Nigga are you serious? I don't know about now but look at the rock and hair bands from the seventies as an example. Those crazy fuckers couldn't go to take a shit on tour without having the opportunity to fuck
>>67878548
Is POV porn beta if I am wearing VR goggles
Watching sports is fine, but any grown man that wear another mans jersey is a complete fucking faggot
>>67878352
>i'm a sociopath
Yea we can tell.
>>67878352
The only sports I watch are boxing and MMA
I watch to see them beat each other up and try to guess who will win
When the person I'm rooting for wins, I only feel happy that I guessed it would happen
The fighters I like are the ones I pick consistently or the ones who put on an exciting show
>>67878496
Underrated post
>>67888244
This
I cannot fathom at all how people watch fucking ball sports like soccer and football
They are so fucking boring and pussy compared to combat sports its ridiculous. I tried watching a football game with my roommates last year and it was LITERALLY 90% ads. Like 5 minutes of commercials for 30 seconds of playtime
