The Machine needs to be on the Summer Cup
>>67874004
this
he has winner written all over
The Machine and Da Land should be considered as potential /sp/artans
Sack Tsuuu, replace with CHAT
>>67874620
This, upgrade CHAT
Gokul instead of the Machine
>>67874004
The Machine choked twice though.
>>67874004
> Valuing friendship over glory
sure
this guy definitely deserves to be remembered
>>67875760
Getting choked was part of his plan
Anyway, actual roster debates will be held after the Euros.
>>67875090
This guy gets it. Puss ass nigga couldn't kill his victim. Gokul would have left him in tears
>>67875930
I'll be sure to push for Gokul of The Machine
Fucking bochum wouldn't let Gokul last year because it wasn't yuro enough
>>67874620
this
>still no Finnish goaltending
>>67876088
>implying yuro /sp/ will ever let us have hockey memes
They need their 15 soccer memes
>>67876088
I think some major changes are coming soon with >finnish goaltending taking over in goal
>>67876088
relevant memes only
>>67876262
Yeah, anons are asking for too many Leicester memes
I don't know many sawker maymays, is lifelong on the roster?
>>67876388
Right now I think CSGB and Lifelong are enough, though DAD may or may not make it in, depending also on whether the victory anthem remains or not.
>>67874004
you all realize the reason we lose every year is because you semen slurpers are forcing too many yuro fags on the team right? all we need is messi messi messi and le cut inside man and everyone else needs to be american to make /sp/ great again
>>67876569
not enough NFL memes for my liking but okay.
>>67876508
Two is a good mix, teams are about having players representing all areas of the board, any more Leicester memes would be overkill.
>>67876569
Thanks fampai
>>67876569
its 50% neo/sp/ its shit that's why we're babbies fuck you all. spamming a word nonstop doesn't make it a good meme since >torres
>>67876569
>>67876569
>schalke
>bra7il
>lifelong
>chat shit get banged
>tsuuuuuuuu
>messi
>de gay
>fight and win
>le cut inside man
>torres
>dare I say (not sure on this)
I thought this was an /sp/ team not a soccer only team
>>67876671
But we've just promoted la.
>>67876720
I guess the mindset was to load up on soccer memes since it's a game of virtual divegrass. I'm sure the roster will be open to changes later this summer.
Maybe there's a way to set a balance or limit for how many memes per sport should be represented?
>>67876569
not enough lesta memes desu
who the fuck cares about the rest
>>67876725
we're babbies at heart we'll be back down soon enough. this is a board of general we won't ever play as a team
>>67876569
There needs to be a career ending injury
Burrs or De Gay have to be replaced with >finnish goaltending there ain't a single /hoc/ one in there
>>67876720
it's full of it. at least half of them should be cut to make room for some newer ones
>>67876608
Apart from the obvious 18-1 I don't know any NFL ones.
>>67876834
hoc is less relevant than heem
>>67876834
should add teboq desu. all he does is win
>>67876793
if we set caps then I think a third should be general /sp/ memes imo, like right now we have
kornheiser
>he does it for free
refball
>we
BTFO
costanza is questionable, I thought we share that with /v/ or something, is it just because the clip that image came from had to do with sports?
These are the reserves if anyone was wondering
what happened last babby? did we lose in the first round again because of an autistic german manager?
>>67876808
Looks like you've gotten lost, let me help you out:
>>>/a/
>>67876899
Nope. Got promoted to the elites and made the quarterfinals. Things are looking up.
>>67876895
you're not even allowed to use utv archiver
>>67876899
RNG
You could have the best manager with rigorously-tested tactics, and still easily lose to a CPU team with no human manager.
>>67876886
wasn't he on it before?
>>67876834
some /nfl/ memes off the top of my head are
Bold Brave Berry
Is Joe Flacco elite? / Is Tom Brady still elite?
Dabbing
Chicken Parm
TYBC
DAT BIRD
"Am I elite yet" comics
there's plenty more though of course
where is GJGE
>>67877022
Only /nfl/ memes that are known board-wide are da burrz, 18-1, Teboq, and I REALLY REALLY LIKE WOMEN
>>67877022
Butt Fumble needs to happen
HGH Parm should stay
>>67877087
if board-wide recognition is a requirement that axes at least half of the soccer memes
>>67876569
>no hockey memes
dropped
>>67876720
>schalke
Needs to go. Messi/TSSUUUU/Torres/Le Cut Inside Man is pretty redundant
>>67877117
that's the point, half the team is already divegrass faggotry and it should be spread out. only yuros and come americucks watch divegrass
>>67877156
Le cut inside has become one of the stalest on there apart from Da Burrs
>>67877161
that's what I'm saying too, we should get rid of some of the soccer memes that are less well-known or redundant, and put in some more of other sports.
>>67876569
>not having >Soon
fucking dropped.
>>67877189
that's what happens when we let yuros run rampant on here like its old /sp/ and every american sport is stuck in a general. plus german autist managers
>>67877117
It's a subjective view, new players will be decided by aboard-wide vote (which will take place later this year)
>>67877161
Likewise, it's hard to complain - considering these are the players which /sp/ anons have voted for.
>>67877234
I'm here everyday and I never saw a thread to vote. your system is shit and probably only gets posted in divegrass threads and this thread
>>67877283
this is a good point, in order to be truly representative you're going to have to forge out into the wilderness that is generals, and although the natives are pretty hostile it's the only way to bring back the best collection of /sp/ memes
>>67877148
Yeah it's kinda shit considering there have been some nice ones over there like >finnish goaltending, Bill Kessel, could be a case for something about Shorks 3-0 even
>>67877365
Bill Kessel was /hoc/'s representative for a long time and then you guys decided to ignore us. He's going to the finals right now though and might win the cup.
>>67877365
As long as the /hoc/ meme isn't the fucking pigs
>>67877404
I love you bill, fuck everyone in toronto who booed you
>>67877283
>your system is shit and probably only gets posted in divegrass threads and this thread
Either the /sp/ manager or assistant makes a thread before the roster has to be submitted for the next tournament, it's not just some post made in a football thread - since that would (obviously) create a bias towards people voting for football players.
For the record, I don't participate in football generals, and it's not "my system"
>>67877577
your opinions are shit
I'd like to see Smoke or >sneak for motorsport
>>67877679
not an argument
>>67877577
add Apologize
>>67877577
>TSUUU
>goat
>Being ABL
Fuck off.
>>67877695
desu >sneak is a meme in every thread he posts in. I've also seen him in /nfl/, /cbb/, and /trb/, I'm sure there's more.
>>67874533
Just put Da Land on the back of LelBron's jersey
SEASON
ENDING
PREGNANCY
>>67877577
I like you
>>67877695
>>67877729
using tripfags or infamous posters is against the rules
>>67877771
not yet
>>67877776
I'm okay with that.
>>67877776
Even if it wasn't, the only one even remotely close to worthy is lex because of his conviction
>>67877776
>>67877729
Montoya would've been better if he was still in NASCAR
>>67877814
>running into the jet dryer
glorious
>>67876569
>no hockey memes
at least put furpuck in
>>67877776
Didn't /soc/ used to have a player named after a tripfag?
>>67877889
they probably couldn't fill out their roster otherwise, that board is basically devoted entirely to being "internet personalities"
>>67877889
they might've snuck it in but its definitely completely banned now. when /qa/ made their first roster they weren't allowed to play because they had a namefag on it and some teams refused to scrimmage them.
its a good rule really
>>67877577
>both leicester memes as trash
sup city "supporter"
>>67877907
Yeah, I agree.
If we were to do one from NASCAR, I'd suggest something like >de bris.
>>67877994
not funny or iconic enough at a board-wide level
it'd probably have to resort to just turnleft, which would lose out on getting a roster spot to other things
>>67877962
actually, i don't care about British soccer. but if i had to support a team from the "E""P"L it would be Everton
>>67878036
mein negro
Jags guy needs to come back. That one is too classic
just looked through my /sp/ folder and some old boardwide I think that make a case are
>rhythmic slapping/ mootdusky
>teboq
>POWER RANKINGS
>not a single baseball related one anywhere
I think Pilates is decent
also in a couple days TORRES will be a must when he scores the winning goal, can probably just replace messi desu
spelling bee should definitely have something as one of the few remaining reminders of old /sp/
>>67878227
you have terrible opinions
>>67878227
Pilates is one of the worst you could've picked. Anything Harper related would be the best fit.
>>67877810
Lexplorer plays for /twitsp/
>>67876895
We should bring back 'Who /a/ here?'
It's the perfect way to annoy /a/, since they aren't actually in Summer
>>67878387
I'd vote WHERE'S MY RING?. >rags, or Multiple Entries to represent baseball
>general faggots wanting their shitty memes added
fuck off
>>67877156
>schalke
is eternal mate. You can't get rid of it.
>>67877283
For the record, there were multiple roster threads last season.
>>67874004
>Add representatives from each of the big four european leagues
La Liga already has TSUUU and Messi
BPL should get Slippy G
Ask /bundes/ about their representative, same for Serie A. Though my vote goes to Luca Toni, legend of the game. And he gets this goalhorn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXoxHStbAFE&ab_channel=benson0300
PLEASE PROMOTE OUR REPRESENTATIVE BIG STRONG ROMANIAN
Is Gokul a reference to that Spelling Bee dude?
He was boss.
No reference to mah nigga the Big Bopper, 4 years 11 months himself?
>>67879434
>Not le underrated man
>>67874004
>The Machine
Who?
>>67880286
this guy>>67874296
He won the spelling bee this year while spelling pretty much everything in 30 seconds or less.
>>67880430
>spelling bee
>>67880430
is an spelling bee a athlete?
>>67879434
I like Luca Toni as much as everyone else, but the football memes need to be based on relevancy, not some quota system. CHAT, Lifelong, Messi and >Torres simply belong in there. Slippy G hasn't been relevant for some time now.
