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I make parlays of two or three on random favourites and +ev
I am a pro at burning money on shitty betting sites.
>They didn't get on Serena @3.5
pmsl
First for please give me money in exchange for my tips
Why no B365 free bet ?
Its CL final week
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
>>67857805
They do have the free bet.. at least they offer it in Germany
bump ;)
>Chinese moot
Anyone found a decent fgs bet
>>67857852
Nobody who definitely won't play so you can wait and hope for injuries in training or wait for lineups pregame and just be faster than the bookies or you can take some shit like Arbeloa who is permabench and unlikely to even come on.
Would LOVE a translator.
>>67857852
Stefan Savic
Worried about how Ramadans going to affect my gambling this year tbqh lids.
Already up insane today. 7 bets won, 8th possibly coming in + 5 re-backs
>>67858060
What have you bet on? I was looking forward to today as a day off work and chance to increase roll but there's been hardly anything to get on.
>>67858044
>He doesn't remember Mackers special staking Germany handi in the 2014 WC against Algeria based solely on the fact that the entire Algerian team were fasting and playing late in the day but kicked off before it got dark but they still managed to take the game to ET
Ramadan gives the players strength.
>>67858118
But it doesn't give me the strength to make shrewd betting choices while starving.
>>67858044
Surely saving money on food gives you more to bet with. Large Ramadan bankroll.
>>67858073
Chornomorets U19 - Metalist Kharkiv U19 SW
Chornomorets U19 - Metalist Kharkiv U19 O4.5 + reback
SV Wienerberger SW from 0:1
SV Wienerberger -0.5 + rebacks from 2:1
SVG Stumm -0.25 from 2:0 + rebacks (Volders had a red, line stayed at -0.25 the rest of the game)
Slask Wroclaw - Zaglebie Lubin II Over 3.5
Thai Nguyen Over 1.5
Also on Thai Nguyen -0.5 from 1:0 and Over 2.5 in the Home Utd but that one may not come in
i am pmsl
>>67858254
>We should be paid the same
>>67858233
Just rBalling? I saw the Stumm one at 3-0 but was too chicken to get on. Yeah i'm on Home Utd but have made some on corners just now.
>>67858286
They should be paid the same as you Juve. £0
>>67858254
I think it was Euan or J West (maybe neither of them desu) posted some article or webpage detailing a bunch of friendlies that various women's teams had played against men's sides and without fail they always got btfo even when it was like national team playing U16's of some 3rd division side or some absolute shitters. Basically even the top women's football is absolute trash is the point. But hey that is what makes it great to bet on.
I spent ages trawling through the archive looking for it a little while back but couldn't find it but it was absolutely ages ago, probably 18 months maybe more but if anyone remembers it would appreciate it if they have the link.
>>67858254
JUST
>>67858254
>>67858326
>>67858286
>being sexist
>>67858326
usa lost to the u16s 8-2 or something
>>67858293
Chorno was pretty much rballing
The Wienerberger game I picked out earlier, they are #1 in their league with a large goal diff against a really poor Post team. I was fairly certain it would be a game with many goals for Wienerberger.
Stumm I just went with it because the price was decent and I didn't see any reason not to re-back.
Slask are actually the somewhat better team compared to Zaglebie so when they were 2:0 behind after the first half I expected them to catch up in the 2nd.
Rest also pretty much as expected and I guess I just got lucky with my Home bet :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZ-0RTgFJo
wtb lids
>>67858448
>hahah this is nothing unusual in that countries but you can realy make money of that i know a guy that selling that kind matchs via skype he is expensive($200) but everytime gave me real fixed match of bosnian teams... skype name ,,moneymaker2270,, so if have money add him and gain more money :)
>>67858472
Nothing on that I would bet on tbqh. Maybe Alashkert handi once the line is better.
>>67858511
>moneymaker2270
>>67858549
What of it? Simple yet fitting name
>>67857889
He's saying: "You got 10 right and 10 wrong and you asking for money with just 20 tips made"
Juve PLS
The account is private for a reason
Large on Corinthians lads
>>67858721
No!! I don't want to follow you. That was a mistake.
>>67858788
but why???????
>>67858657
Can you tell him to suck my schlong
>>67858850
You can. Just say: "Chupa aqui a minha pila"
>>67858326
Would LOVE to see this, hoping someone can deliver.
I'm fairly certain me and a few mates would do pretty good against a womans team for the first few minutes, but even if their technical skill and gamesense is shite they're still well trained and can run far longer than any of the lazy sofa-sitting wankers that browse /sp/
>>67858844
When I throw a dog a bone mate I dont want to know how it tastes.
Just fucking back them.
>>67858864
>Chupa aqui a minha pila
Okay
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
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CORINTHIANS!
>>67858880
so an rball punt yeah
enjoy your tenner, buddy
Would love to test Luke Hicks' chin.
>>67858899
i bet he actually is a hick too.
:^)
>>67858899
Hed knock you out you fruit
>>67858899
Enjoying your stay mate?
It's happening
SK Triebach 1-1 so far
Over 1.5 goals 1H is @ 1.51 and its 15mins in lads
Get on it
>>67858946
Meant to say O 2.5 1H Goals above ^^^
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CORINTHIANS
Tears for >>67858896 you mug
>>67858254
The main article was hilarious. So many excuses for why they got their shit absolutely stomped. Fucking magical.
>>67858899
You holidaying on your own or with mates?
>>67858996
His gf m8
>>67858989
I said enjoy it. I'm happy for you.
I'm not a mug. To be a mug would be to blindly follow tips from people with a negative ROI.
>>67859013
t. overcompensating Hass fanboy
>>67859013
Sounds like you are a mug when you expect people to spoon feed you their own research on a tip
>>67859033
You're spoonfeeding by posting the tip on here on the first place. Thing is, you're not even spoonfeeding well. What's the point in even posting if, to somebody browsing, it could just be literal lotto shite? Trip up if you want people to trust you
>>67859089
why, lid? Eat something dodgy?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-36387704
Tears if you weren't on overs
>>67859104
yeah, ate some mexican then paid for it later.
same feeling you get when mexico posts on /bet/
Klagenfurt just conceded early, they should be favorites here, gonna back them now. Globasnitz def is dire
need a goal in the corinthians game like air
post your election books
>>67859182
Reminder to our new A Level visitors to ALWAYS trust German flags in /bet/ threads
>>67859182
>>67859364
11111111
>>67859182
>didnt trust Germanbro
>>67859182
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italy slags u19 HT is the bet
>>67859244
>arrows
>>67859578
Italian slags such chokers, seen them dominate games and fail to score or only score once. Good luck to you but won't be getting on myself.
>>67858899
@Tip4TheWeekend
@PinnacleSports Any plans to carry Scottish Women's Premier League yet? Please say yes.
Cringing at this pal, horrible, horrible idea. Thank god they said no.
>>678596
Is his FB group still running?
Anything over 1.0000001 for Serena to win the Frenchy is value tbqh
odds for serena match @1.66 / starts in 12..
>>67859832
Look closer friendo
>>67859856
>>67859856
i dun goofd sorry im smoking pot
>>67859870
degenerate
cute seeing goffy and michael cox being mates on twitter
>>67859621
Tell us the story then pal
>>67859665
>you now remember when mackers sent a list of about 50 leagues to pinny that he wanted trading
>>67859879
>>67859879
i'd be a degenerate over a beggar anyday. xxx
>>67859883
Prefer his friendship with basten11
>>67859182
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Limited just before the risk free.
What are my options?
>>67859992
3333333333
>>67859926
Basten is a top bloke
>>67859889
What were the leagues pmsl
>>67859182
>>67859364
>>67859992
>>67860034
good game desu lads
what to bet lads
>>67860098
HJK -0.75
>>67860098
Gonna get on Dolgoprudny once -0.5 is available
>>67860098
>>67860098
currently on mali u2.5 and slovakia slag over 1.5 teamgoals
>>67859578
F R A U D
>>67860126
dunno what this means, asian handicap?
>>67860159
Yes mate
>>67860131
>he doesnt know about the fix
>>67860164
which one la
also can someone explain asian handicap to a spastic mick
>>67860194
imagine kagawa with a peg leg
>>67860194
Google is your mate
>>67860194
Fucking google it or click the links in the OP.
>>67860194
-0.75 you melt
>>67860229
lad there is no -0.75 that's all there is
Tallinna Kalev II have 10 players including 2 goalkeepers
>>67860216
did but still dont understand it
anyone on the andorra game? .
>>67860130
11111111
Re-backing Dolgo -0.5 small
>>67860243
have a guess at which is the correct one, mate.
>>67860335
the -0.5, -1.0 is that the right one
>>67860243
-0.5, -1.0 is the same as -0.75
>>67860358
Right put a twenty down but don't even know what asian handicap means so fingers crossed
>>67860352
Nice one, Paddy. You're not as dumb as your flag makes you look
>>67860352
well done. now get #ON it fast!
>>67860377
>>67860382
>>67860358
Thanks lads
>>67860293
>lying on a Taiwanese paper airplane discussion website
zzzz
>>67859182
>>67859364
Mia san germanbro
>>67860293
source? (as in post a link?)
>>67860405
Made you look pmsl
>>67860352
>following Hass tips
basically
if HJK win by 2 you get a half win
if HJK win by 3, you get a full win
if the handicap was -0.5, winning by 2 would be a full win
>>67860423
I always check Estonian team sheets you melt.
>>67860424
so did i lose my money then
>>67860446
I think by the time you figured it out you could even get -0.5 at a decent price
>>67860446
PLEASE lend me some money
>>67860445
*tips fedora*
Pmsl calm down Joe
>>67860446
well, not if HJK score another
>>67860469
there's still 45 minutes
what happens if they dont score, I lose? What happens if htey score 4 goals?
So They have to win 3-1 for me to win half my winning?
>>67860468
bet you're the funny one at party's lad. With your incredible wit.
>>67860485
I meant 3+ = full win.
Just put a tenner on the Over 0.5 HT in the Azerbaijan x Andorra match.
Game seems to be played on my backyard
>>67860501
>party's
>>67860501
>party's
PMSL. Soap-dodging, benefit-scrounging, Labour-voting Paki detected.
>>67860528
nibs
>>67860445
Exactly, where? Or you have a hard copy that you can't possible show a picture of, do you? Proper bell end.
>he doesn't vote for the working man's party
>>67860584
>voting for a communist
kek.
11 bets winning streak. Need Dolgo goal like A I R otherwise the streak is over.
>>67860600
>having this little an understanding of leftism
>>67860618
I know it has something to do with limp wrists and coloured trainers
>>67860618
all leftism is cancer. no wonder you're broke.
>>67860570
It's not that hard to find them, Breivik.
Need a bet like air
PS wants heaps on the overs in the Rinuzi game.
>>67860648
For her not to message me back @1.0001
>>67860635
>I dont understand leftism but hate it anyway because mummy and daddy told me to
not juveguy, either. I have a +11% ROI over 4 years.
>>67860684
i've formed my own opinion, separate of my parents, you utter melt.
Can't wait for the alt left movement to catch alight
He actually missed this.
>>67860719
>I formed my own opinion by only understanding one ideology
pmsl
I'm small Upesicems v Rinuzi over 4.5
Ran through the stats this season and Upesicems are a weird team. Concede loads of chances but create quite a lot too. Rinuzi will bag quite a few here, but I expect Upesicems to score 1 or 2 as well
TPK will be a bet when it hits -1
>>67860754
Minus handicap sails in lid, grow a pair
>>67860306
>>67860330
>>67860605
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Can't stop winning. Won't stop winning.
Hearing some rumours about BT wanting a smed on Masku -0.75
Let's talk about football or snooker, because the vast majority of you have awful views on politics.
Actually, let's stick to snooker. I've read a lot of your views on football too.
started with a tenner and made some, now all money money is here, do I cash out and still make a tenner or keep the bets?
>>67860731
How's azerbaijan looking?
If you're not going to Sandown tonight can I respectfully suggest you re-evaluate everything about your life and your priorities within it?
>>67860959
keep
>>67860959
Don't see the slags overs come in but definitely keep the hjk handi
>>67860965
Nout wrong with Sandown you peasant
>>67860965
Looking like they are Andorra tier.
What is a safe bet on Azerbaijan - Andorra?
>>67861164
Why bet on that in the first place?
>>67861164
Awful football @ 1.001
>>67860375
It means you've split the bet between -0.5 (the team starts half a goal down) and -1 (the team starts an entire goal down). To win it all, you need your team to win by two goals, starting from the score when you made the bet. If your team only wins by 1 goal, your -1 is voided (money back) and your -0.5 wins (your 10 poons wins at whatever odds you placed the -0.75 at).
>>67861194
>coming from the dude who bets on Austrian 5th division
>>67861221
Sure, when there's value I'll bet on that
>>67861258
Wtb
>>67860959
looks like the wife's son going hungry for the week lads
put a cheeky tenner on azer.
want a medium/large on juveguy's next tip
>>67861258
What's your TT?
0-0 in Azer v Andor
LARGE DESU
>>67861400
Gonna have to pay the entry fee
>>67861415
its privATE
>>67861489
>>67861415
>another person scared to be exposed
How do the verified tips work btw though because two of my matches are completed but TT doesn't update the results, just leaves it blank
>>67861299
There's nothing I want to bet on at this very moment. MAYBE Osters handi when the price gets better.
>>67861508
Verification can sometimes take hours if you're unlucky.
>>67861415
>>67861508
what is TT?
>>67861509
You can jinx my good spree on horses
>>67861528
Oh. I already sent Big_Al an angrily worded message.
Streak over, because I hopped on the HJK hype train. Kinda sad.
Definitely want to get on the Osters handis now but price has gone to shit.
Can't wait for my SEVEN win-streak to be verified
>mfw they are playing the womens Champions League final in Canada
>mfw they have to do this because otherwise the stadium would be empty
>mfw Canadians actually show up
>mfw women will them say: "see, we can have thousands watching us too"
>mfw i think there will be more goals scored but im actually afraid to bet on slags
>>67861583
Won't show up in the streak section though :/
>>67861531
Tinie Tempah
>>67861592
>Afraid to bet on slags
>being on bet
>>67861531
Bet is TT
>>67861611
It will once verified, right?
>>67861626
Odds too low u rt
AZERBAIJAN SO DIRE
>>67861626
Can you make me rich juveguy?
>>67861634
Damn I thought if I could keep the average high enough I'd be OK
>>67861652
Yes, but I need a small loan first.
SPECIAL
Australia to beat England 12s
FUCK, I KNEW IT!!!!
>>67861852
literally the most dire game i've ever witnessed pmsl
>>67861788
Everything coming home this summer lid. The cricket, the euros & euan from spain.
went from 10 euro to 40 euro then lost it all in 3 hours
why does this keep happening
need to know when to stop
>>67861930
penny punting.
>>67861930
put another ten on it
>>67861943
on the dole 2bh la
lay miss ranger
Lux is on france -0.25 from 1-0
>>67861982
i always do 2bh
dunno how any of you lads make any money
*RELEASED A PUBLIC TIP*
on large over 1.5 ht france czech
>>67862026
Wait, let me get my house and car papers so i can bet both on it
>>67862013
We don't put half of our roll on 1 correctly priced bet.
Well, some people here probably do..
>>67862026
Laying this month rent lid
Meme's aside, it's a good tip
>>67862287
should i put all my money on it
>>67862287
>no ugh
>>67862298
Yes. Every last penny. You won't come across many high quality *free* tips
STILL waiting for that anon to redpill me on Lidl ffs
http://www.bet.com/news/national/2016/05/22/teen-s-whole-family-slut-shamed.html
Odds on her to get an STD?
>>67862533
1.65 AIDS no bet
>hass
>>67862369
aldi >lidl desu
Getting on Lillestrom Overs
Who here is amped for the Dota 2 Manila Major? Time to make some LOOT off these bet365 cucks LOLOLOLLOLOLOL
EZ BETS EZ LIFE
>>67862589
Setup pics. Now.
Still 0 - 0
getting worried desu
>>67862589
WEW WEW TANGINA MO BOBO WEW
OSTERS HANDIS NOW
>>67862605
lol why are you shrewdies so fascinated by my setup?
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>>67862618
11111111111111
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ejg-lPcFxU
>>67862633
Also back Copenhagen from here on
NEED a site offering cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO24DZ9-xfk
>>67862664
How confident?
Just got a glitched win, money's in my account. Do I cash out quickly or are they never going to come back for it?
>>67862677
Wasn't serious, but -0.5 is alright
>>67862678
cash out lid
>>67862699
Some other guys were backing Copen from the start so I was thinking about it. Might not bother.
all I do is win, win, win no matter what
>>67862706
I fucking cashed out. lmao
HE'S DONE IT
>>67862786
surreal
>those sub 1.9 odds scrubs
>>67862677
U N I B E T
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Didn't notice the red in the Cluj game ; ;
Imagine how different /bet/ would be if Juventus just won that match :^).
>>67863045
handi still good for 1 more imo
>>67863073
Id hate it
>>67863073
would've withdrawn and fucked off. lucky i'm here to give you these great tips
Glad I stayed away from Copenhagen lids
These are some very INTERESTING markets indeed
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just one more now
>Copenhagen
>Copenhagen
>Copenhagen
>Copenhagen
Anyone on bbc1? Raging desu
>>67863140
Glad I didn't
3 - 1
tip won
please send me money as appreciation thank you
