Chris Davis is hilarious and was by far the best part of that Happy Birthday Buck Showalter montage.
>>67825728
Indeed, beat out Flaherty's solo by a hair.
Good to see JJ again too. Been a long while since he went on the DL
>>67825728
Happy birdday Buck
>>67825728
>>67825822
I was only half watching it, what did Davis do? Saw Flash's. Also no Gary Thorne today...
>>67825863
Davis did a stone-faced Buck impersonation, chin resting on his forearms, leaning over the dugout railing.
please lose 4th placers ok thanks
>>67825949
You first.
>That first pitch
Is it gonna be THAT Tillman?
The one I thought got left in Arlington?
>>67826016
Nah, he looks alright. The fastball/changeup command usually isn't his problem. If he's missing badly with the curveball, then you should worry.
>>67826061
1-2-3, on 13 pitches, looks like his curve is there.
Yeah, he should be alright. Unless this is "Good 1st, fall apart" start
>jim hunter is doing the game
kill me
>>67826154
He hasn't had too many of those this year. It looks like he fixed whatever was ailing him last year.
>>67826209
Yeah, games without Gary are lame.
So, how Matusz getting traded and then immediately DFA'd?
>>67826262
it was the braves taking on a salary dump so they could get the 76th overall pick
>>67826262
Press F to...
Nevermind, fuck you Matusz
>>67826294
I know, but there's something really hilarious about the fact that Matusz is so bad that even the worst team in baseball doesn't want him.
>>67826294
>>67826262
Are those pitchers we got legit prospects?
Do the Astros even have fans, or is nothing but O's bros here?
>>67826404
And yet they still use Bud Norris and Jim Johnson
inb4 Falher-God Grand Slam
>>67826427
They're unknown quantities. They both have done pretty well at AA but scouts were never big on either of them so they haven't made any lists. Not the biggest chance of either making an impact, but not impossible.
>>67826427
no, they aren't even in the braves top 30
bravo Ryan
>>67826427
go away
Jesus RISPing Christ
>>67826433
They do, they usually quiet when the team is bottoming out.
Ken Giles likely chased the wagon away
>Dat Manny range
whew
>Jim: "When Chris Tillman gets that curveball over, that's when he gets on a roll.
Thank god I'm not the only one who sees this.
>the city of ryan flaherty
will he ever get his first career RBI?
thrillman
>>67826528
Rude
>>67826466
>>67826480
>>67826456
Wonder why the O's made the trade then? Surely that draft pick was worth more than some pitchers and some saved money
>>67826638
I want to imagine the two first career triples they were talking about earlier got runs in.
>>67826663
>Wonder why the O's made the trade then?
to dump a useless pitcher and replace him with a probably better one, who also has options
also for money, yeah
>>67826663
Probably because Matusz utterly sucks dick and they wanted an excuse to get rid of him.
>>67826663
It's a roster spot that can be filled by literally anyone else. Even if he isn't on the active roster, he's clogging it up.
WAY TO WORK THE COUNT YOU DICKS
>>67826725
True, I wasn't thinking about the rest of the roster
holy shit 28 pitches usually means the end of the 1st inning
tillman no-no incoming
>>67826773
The less time the organization wastes bouncing Matusz around, the more they can find a competent replacement. Doing it now in the season gives plenty of time to play with lefties in relief until one sticks.
He'd be out of a job when Papi retires this year, anyway
>>67826975
Ah. Second time through the order shakeups
>>67827267
only happens against the orioles, never for them
GOTTA HIT DEM DINGERZ
>>67826975
heeeyyyyy
pedro did a thing
DINGERZ FOR THE DINGER GOD
well how about that
>>67827548
WINS FOR THE WIN COLUMN
>>67827548
Ahaha another classic from the big strong Americans
Well the one positive thing of DINGERS mode is they'll actually hit them sometimes
>>67827637
>>67827637
EY HOL IT ROIT HERE CAWNT
*drinks VB*
SO WUH YOU BE SAYIN IS
*smokes Winfield*
WUH YOU IS SAYIN
*drives 14 hours to the next town*
THET WE IS BEEN
*gets stabbed by an Abbo*
YOU SAYIN THET WE
*drinks vegemite*
THET WE IS
*waits an hour for 14kb image to load*
BOGANS
*hops in kangaroo pouch*
N SHEIT YA CAWNT
*dies of a spider bite*
>>67827637
oi m8 a dingo ate muh baybeh
>>67827672
>>67827696
Saved to my American banter folder
>>67827637
>>67827696
>mfw someone tried telling me that Mad Max wasn't set in modern Australia
>>67827774
Fury Road got robbed of a best documentary Oscar
>>67827737
Cheers m8.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX16WQjIWxY&sns=em
>>67827720
>>67827774
Ahaha can't wait to post these rippers on r/4chan lads!
>>67827891
why is there an australian shitposting in a baseball thread
>>67827891
Never seen an Aussie in the wild here. Makes up for lack of Houston fans.
Top cunt. Not to hog your bandwidth, but here's a sheila with a dropbear
oh right, we scored, time for tillman to suck in the next inning
Just setting up that triple play, right?
>>67828068
>>67828091
I almost thought it was the 6th.
Don't worry. Their NL closer is good insurance
>>67827696
>>67828017
Heh
>>67826231
I think he just doesn't like pitching in Texas
>>67828170
The O's can't hit bad pitching, only good pitching.
Why has Tillman forsaken us?!
>>67828389
Isn't he from Texas
>>67828450
I'm going to have to argue with the Oakland and Twins series
JESUS
>>67828683
Everybody has hit them though, even the Yankees.
holy shit that ball was raped
holy shit that was far.
Manny loves hitting it out there.
I think that's where the salami went two years ago. If not the tracks, very close to them
steroids
Okay, Machado, you've proved to the world you can hit the ball 500 feet. Please stop swinging as hard as you possibly can at every pitch now.
>>67828785
Yes, but would that not technically be shit pitching? Or are the anomalies of T___'s, A's, Barfs, and Resd exempt?
Ken Giles might be in that camp too. Meme magic of NL closers. Look what happened to Kimbrel last month lol
damn the yanks won six in a row and their bp is unstoppable, they're back fuck..
>>67828847
mad
>>67828962
yankees fan
>>67828962
Shit teams though.
Still, fun April with them in 5th. Great times
Figures they'd be out of town when the weather gets nice... bought tickets last week for Memorial Day so it better not rain
>>67829289
The weather has been ridiculous this whole month. My first game this season isn't until next weekend though, against the Bankees.
>>67829477
I went to that first Friday game, worst mistake of my life. Had to be in the 20's and that was before the windchill
rasmus looks like a billy goat
>colby ass-piss
mad at the birds?
Wow
That toss was p bullshit
That Infiniti commercial was the gayest thing I've ever seen
>>67829612
>>67829477
>whole month
Whole season really
April and May have been real shitty this year all around the bay
lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose
>>67829782
Oh hey, you got rid of a reliever too, didn't you?
this offense is p. putrid
>>67829893
shut up memelord, go lose
>>67829782
Shut up last placer
>>67829971
Who are you again? Some faggot?
lol dont ever talk to me again
>93 posts
>16 posters
KEK, nice """poomunity""" you've got here
>>67829954
How are the Indians? They're like the only real team we have this road trip.
And don't you have some other low end team after the Rockies?
>>67830014
>australian
>insulting a "community"
lol you fucking cunt, listen to me
no one respects """"australians"""" on this website
no one does
your fucking life is worth 0 (ZERO) to the people on this website (an american website btw, you fucking cuck LMAO)
go fucking swallow a funnel spider you fucking dumbass fucking fuckwit that can't appreciate an american pasttime
>>67830084
>How are the Indians? They're like the only real team we have this road trip.
They're a pretty legit team. Their offense is nothing to scoff at, and their pitching can be scary.
I mean, >we did rough up Bauer, but Kluber shoved a baseball up our ass and Salazar held his own, and this was all at Fenway.
I kind of expect you guys to take the series, but expect a loss in at least one of them they're pretty good.
>And don't you have some other low end team after the Rockies?
ya you guys
>>67830112
My elite truth bombs have shaken you to your core
>>67830014
>Aussies
>>67830186
You dont have bombs
You dont have "truth"
you literally dont have anything because youre an aussie you sickwad cunt
remember that you are worth 0 (zero, ZERO) of my time.
enjoy being blocked
>>67830112
this to be honest
>This budweiser ad
>"not for silverware"
What the fuck, who consumes beer with silverware
crystal man settling in
>>67830272
>not drinking your beer with a knife and fork
>>67830324
>not just lapping up pond water
embrace nature
HUNTER'D
Fucking Jim Hunter
FUCK YES GILES TIME
>>67830168
Was thinking the same. Waiting for them to overtake the Who's. They seem like they'll have consistent pitching while they wait for offense to warm up
>>67830410
I told you, we don't hit pitchers with a meme era.
>>67830262
Stay furious, you have no idea what my end game is
>>67830450
Rickard nearly did, Hunter be damned.
Crush fucked Kimbrel too, let's see what happens
>>67830475
Crashing this thread?
>>67830475
You dont have end game
you dont have a life
you sit on 4chan and shitpost with an australian proxy because you know that the australian flag is the second most polarizing flag to american posters other than the fucking leaf
you
dont
got
game
son
>>67830410
Their bats are already hot if you're taking about the Indians. They're like #2 in the AL for runs scores
unless you mean the who's, whom i dont think can hit all that much
what a turn this thread took
>>67830493
>Crush fucked Kimbrel too, let's see what happens
Well there were 2 reasons for that.
1. lol roids
2. Kimblow was still in a shit adjustment period and was sucking
He literally hasn't allowed like a single hit since April, he's been dirty this month. (Although we haven't had to use him as much).
>>67830579
shut up memelord go jerk off to ponies or something
>>67830552
Wow. I was referring to the Land. Didn't know they were creeping up that high already.
Who's are done if they don't find a spark next month. And with the Royals coming down off a WS, Detroit not knowing what the fuck to do, and that other team, Central could be Indians.
>>67830579
It all started when Colby Rasmus got tossed, coincidence?
>>67830698
famalam
don't sleep on the Royos
don't look at the record, it's deceptive
dont. sleep. on the royos.
>>67830699
Well that's when Boston wrapped up, and when BRUCE took his daily antivenoms
Sox pepe vs Australia was an unexpected matchup desu
>>67830758
I'm not entirely sleeping on them, yet. We played them in April and I saw the same shit from the '14 Post and last year's team. But they've been diving down in May. June is going to be a big proving ground for a shit load of teams. O's-Sux included, with next weeks' series.
Gonna be fun. Hype ass season so far.
>4 hits
>off the Astros
surprised tbqh with you Joe, I thought your offense was better than this, rough night i suppose
>>67830979
Offense has been shit for at least a week. Pitching has been good enough to keep us going regardless.
>>67831013
literally how?
i thought you guys were supposed to have """""""""""""""aces""""""""""""""""" like us
All a team needs to do to beat the Orioles is a roll out pitchers with ERAs over 4.
>>67831013
This. Anaheim should've been a buffet but the first games were way too close.
We can't play all our games at Memeway sadly, every big fly to left a free double
>>67831074
Fenway > Camden that's pretty much an indisputable truth
>>67831036
Gausman and Tillman are legit 1 and 2 starters. Wilson is solid. Wright isn't very good but hasn't been a disaster recently. Our only real dumpster fire of a pitcher is Ubaldo, who is literally the worst pitcher I've ever seen.
>>67831122
>Gausman and Tillman
>legit 1 and 2
tbqh with you Joe something tells they're he's overachieving like hell
much like Grapes and the cuckler
Does it sound like Jim Palmer is tired of Jim Hunter's shit to anyone else?
>>67831122
Wright's been outstanding lately
>>67831122
This.
How the fuck he went 8 innings, even against Oakland, is beyond me. He's barely a step above 2014.
>>67831188
No reason to believe Tillman is overachieving. Look at his 2014 stats.
Gausman was our top prospect for ages and seems to have solved his control problems.
>>67831234
>no reason to believe Tillman is overachieving
his career 4+ ERA tells me he is
Gausman there's less of a sample size on, so I can at least relent that, but even then he had 20 starts in 2014 and was 3.5 caliber
idk tbqh with you Joe, overachieving aint a bad thing, just look at JBJ
WIETERS THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>MATT "WHEELS" WIETERS
>Wieters steals second base
>>67831193
He's not the same without Gary's flask
>>67831188
Porcello has had a number lucky starts honestly. He's going to hit the ground soon.
Wright is probably legit for you though. Seems consistent, which is an issue for both our teams.
>>67831193
Wright is starting to come around, yes, but I don't quite trust him yet. He seems into it though, like, he cares about the game
WIETERS STOLE A BASE LITERALLY HOW
you motherfucker are seriously going to meme to another win
fucking reee
If Flash doesn't get a hit here he's flying home on Egypt Air
FIRST CAREER WALK
>>67831368
>Porcello has been lucky
ya he has, his babip is like .002
>wright is prob legit
id love to believe this but hes a cuckler
>>67831480
Jokes on you, he walked.
Can Joey do a thing?
Congratulations to Flaherty on his first career walk
thank goodness flurty walked. cuz there was no way he was getting wieters home.
do this based joey
FUCKING THROW A STRIKE GREGERSHIT
BASED RISP
PLEASE WALKOFF
I reckon it's time to put ol Joey down
The meme is dead
Ugh
Saw it coming
Take two strikes, after a walk, ofc he's going to throw bullshit outside
>Dry those tears Joey, leave the Astros to me
>>67831649
lol no
You guys really coulda used Matusz in situations like these tbqh with you Joe.
>>67831702
It's coming
He's been good with it this year
Hunter even does that for Astro's players, jesus christ
FUCK SO CLOSE
>>67831792
roids have def helped that tbqh
The Orioles need your mana lads
>>67831803
Guess we know who has Gary's flask
>>67831756
Fucking I swear to god if you meme to another win in Bonus Baseball ima freak.
>>67831756
Y'all should've let Mujica prove himself now that you're playing +.500
>>67831955
Mad about Baltimore bro?
O's need to give Adam Jones the same treatment that horse got at The Preakness
>>67832063
Wrong meme
>>67831996
Im not listening to you anymore thats crossing the line youre f*kn blocked
>>67832063
didnt i tell you not to speak to me? #blocked
UMPBALL
>>67832196
struck out anyways, based
>>67832196
>>67832229
That pitch was a ball.
LOL 3 STRAIGHT STRIKE
>""""""""""""""""""""""CRUSH""""""""""""""""""""" DAVIS
>>67832250
Don't mind Boston
After blowing their load on Price they can't pay off umps anymore
>>67832307
actually no, its because they were already paid by you guys before we could even get to them
>>67832270
>feldamn
FUCK
Astros you have to walkoff now before its too late
HERE WE GO
Dammit, Davis has been money at first
>>67832475
roids are wearing off is all
Been seeing some negative comments about Davis ITT.
Nothing negative about being the guru of the BMore branch, of the Jake Arrieta funded, Pilates Studio and Communal Garden
>>67832527
>implying Arrieta would share his pilates with you guys
lol
>>67832521
Mediocre bantz
>>67832614
Ok, so I know you like responding because of your autism and all and you can't help it, but this is the last time I am going to tell you not to fucking respond to me.
it's actually really disgusting when you talk to me
damn all he had to was walk
>>67832670
Read you loud and clear family
PLEASE ASTROS PLEASE
BEFORE FELDMAN GIVES IT AWAY
He better not Givens up the win
>>67832670
not a regular poster, just made an account to tell you to fuck off
>>67832779
kys after this one famalam
>>67832779
i give you a 2/10
>>67832796
Subscribed to your account famalam, I like people that have balls to stand up to people they don't like and voice opinions people will disagree with.
+1
BASED DAVIS
i fucking hate life
this is bullshit
eject that steroider from the league please manfred
Feldman I swear to god.
Scott Feldman?!? You fuckers better jack him up
>>67833035
i disagree with this post
>>67833035
We will never be able to banter about trades in /mlb/ so long as the Flubs are relevant
>>67833084
I need to make a chris davis one of this
fuck
I think this could use more Pilates and plants really
>>67833114
Don't ever mention Chris Davis again you disloyal artichoke
Love this ballpark's acoustics, you can always tell exactly how empty it is.
JUST ONE MORE OUT
>>67833227
Delete yourself after this HORRIBLE post tbqh with you Joe
>>67833242
>disloyal
Nigga that's Boston
THANK YOU BASED MANLET
>>67833242
I fucking told you NOT to RESPOND to ME.
I am so sick of this loser even LOOKING in my direction.
you guys SUCK
>>67833350
You suck more
m8s I'm going to watch the O's play in houston on thursday. what should i write on a sign?
>>67833431
debatable
>>67833332
>>67833286
I know, I just threw the first adjective I could think of in there
>>67833350
Us on 4chan, or the O's?
>>67833450
Blow up >>67827471 and put it on your sign
>>67833450
Yes.
Laser eyes Gausman sign. He's getting stronger every day
>>67833450
"Hunter Pence uses his own calculations for determining ERA"
singles and this thing goes 19 innings
Ok here's a sloppy one
FUCKING ASTROS JUST WIN ALREADY
>>67833462
no it isnt just go away NO ONE wants you here
especially me
>>67833611
You still mad Davis was the winning pitcher in that game against Boston a few years back?
>>67833564
Is the Gasman pitching that day? Also please post the pic, I'll blow it up and take it to Monday's game
Hey MMR
You know how you were asking about the Indians earlier, and how good they were?
Well they just beat Chris Sale.
Dubs and Machado homers again
>>67833668
Are you still an autistic retarded tripfaggot that bandwagons the team?
oh wait lol i already know the answer
>>67833700
>>67833700
Guess someone in the 'Stros dugout saw this
>IBB Memechado
good call tbqh with you Joe
>>67833771
They're using our meme magic against us
Dubs and Crush dong
Double play please
>>67830552
you are LITERALLY seething right now, even hours after I first called YOU out and embarrassed YOU in front of all of your cyber """friends"""
I've struck a nerve in that tiny little brain of YOURS with my elite truth bombs, and this fact disturbs you greatly.YOUR response was to pathetically post reddit tier memes about """straya cunt""" in a desperate attempt to appear witty and save face. All this has achieved is making YOU look even more pathetic than before.
It's over. YOU cannot recover from this. Every time YOU see a post with an Australian flag, YOU will become deeply troubled as YOU remember the deep seated insecurities I have unearthed from your psyche. YOUR heart will begin to race and the blood will pump through YOUR body. Deprived of the capacity for rational thought YOU WILL make another similarly flustered post, which will perpetuate your downward spiral into irrelevance.
Reminder that I'm in YOUR head.
Reminder I control you now, you little fucking bitch. Every reaction that YOU make is a calculated, planned reaction by ME. Whether you choose to foolishly reply, or ignore the posts like a little bitch again, YOUR status among the /sp/ community will decline
There is no way out. YOU have NEVER met anyone as dedicated as I am, and I WILL dedicate all of my attention to wiping YOU off the face of this board.Keep on digging your own grave though, you literal piece of shit.
I look forward to your reply, which I will not be reading
tbqh with you joe thats too much to read
>>67833699
I saw they were up by 2 or 3 real early on.
Fuck, gonna be a real test for the O's in the enemy park.
>>67833668
I'll find it and post, and yeah, him vs McCullers on Thursday.
THIS IS THE AT BAT THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
>aussies
>>67833862
ONE
MORE
OUT
PLEASE FELDMAN
>Aussie so triggered by birds they shit up an O's thread
>>67833963
you gotta @ him if you wanna talk him famalam
>>67833963
That dinosaur is terrifying
fug :D
IT KEEPS GOING
TORCH THE PENS
POSITION PLAYER DUEL
>"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS >"""""""CRUSH"""""'" DAVIS AKA ROIDS
>>67833996
Dude I only have so many (You)s and I gave him like 3 already
@67834069
I said @ not (You) him you fucking illterate retard god I dont even know why i talk to you
>memeiors got btfo by OKC and are down 3-1 in the series now
that alone made this night good
Chris Davis is a hell of a player, but Manny Machado is the MVP for sure
>>67834155
Both of those guys suck tho
Givens def shook off the April problems
Meanwhile, I saw Bundy got ass raped by the Angles the other day.
Strike throwing high ERA fast ball pitcher.
Its over.
>>67834099
>>67834069
>>67833996
>>67833963
>>67833919
>still discussing me
you're so fucking obsessed it's pathetic
get a life, losers
i wanna go to sleep already cant you just fucking lose
That fucking Chevy commercial with the wood and saws is so fucking stupid, it makes no fucking sense. Like at all. What job are you saying the Chevy is best for? Because if it's not exploding I'll go with a Nissan. If I ever see that fucking guy in public I'm going to punch him in his beaded fucking face
Peep the dumbass waving and giggling while she texts her dumb fat friends.
>>67834269
>not drinking Flying Dogs and Martini's until 3am whilst shitposting
@67834264
Don't you have a 5 day game of pajeet paddle to watch?
>>67834295
hahaha
>>67834293
Which dogs? Truth?
Truth is comfy af after work to get sleepy
>>67834293
No because I don't waste my life blogging in /nfl/ like you
>>67834155
well put donald
>warming britton
memes man
>tfw no one wants to win
