>Johnny Manziel's drinking and drug use is worse than ever -- but the QB refuses to seek help ... and now people close to him are convinced he's going to die unless something changes soon.
>Here's what we know ... Manziel has become even more reckless with his drug problem recently -- even blowing lines in front of people he barely knows.
>There have been multiple serious attempts to help Johnny -- with one group of close friends recently sitting him down and "confronting" him about his situation. But, as one source put it, "He flipped out and would not hear it."
>http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/24/johnny-manziel-friends-concerned-drinking/#ixzz49cOiYMlk
So what will his 30 for 30 be called?
I honestly hope he dies.
Fuck him tbqh
>>67824902
What if I told you that drugs and alcohol are obviously and predictably bad?
Johnny Eightball
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>>67824964
Noice
I would almost feel sorry for him if his """fans""" didn't encourage that shit in college and act like his lindsay lohan like behavior was awesome and perfectly acceptable.
>>67824964
this please
>>67824902
>So what will his 30 for 30 be called?
I Turn the six points upside down its 12 feet down
>Manziel has become even more reckless with his drug problem recently -- even blowing lines in front of people he barely knows.
Oh no!
>>67824964
noice
>>67824964
I see your Johnny Eightball and raise you a Johnny Speedball
>>67824902
>The Shitty Memes Die Young: The Johnny Manziel Story
>>67824902
>even blowing lines in front of people he barely knows.
As opposed to blowing them in front of close friends and family?
Top kek
>>67824902
JUST
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seriously looks like he's lost 40 lbs or so
>>67824977
catch-22?
>>67825395
>>67825601
it's different when you're famous, you're supposed to be discreet. but johnny doesn't give a fuck anymore.
>>67825837
Did he ever?
>>67825464
Tough call both are good
He's still an immense talent. The Browns are shit and even Tom Brady wouldn't have done any better there than Manziel did. Arizona or Denver could pick him up and he'd make them a championship caliber team again.
Johnny Manziel has nearly completed his metamorphosis into Johnny Ryall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WXIc49slVw
I hope he goes out in style... a cocaine and liquor induced high speed chase through Texas that leads to him getting blown away by police.
>Johnny football will die before you can do lines with him
I wanna die too
>>67825894
go to sleep texas a&m. he never had a chance in the NFL and the browns made it worse by following a homeless mans advice to draft him in the first round.
>>67824902
hopefully he gets shot and killed breaking into his parents house to steal money for more drugs
>>67824964
>>67825464
Raise, huh? I call.
Outside the Lines
>>67825894
Browns fan here
I'll admit that he showed improvement in his second year, but he still refused to take the job seriously, and he's too frail for the NFL. If he became a regular starter somewhere he'd be out 6-7 games a year, given his style of play.
He'd maybe be a star on SB contending team, but he would never take a 6-10 level team to 9-7 and a wildcard. He's just not that good.
I couldn't give a shit about this kid except that he is dragging JOsh Gordon, a player who has already shown that he can be a star, down with him
tfw the Broncos still haven't called him up for a tryout
>>67824902
>even blowing lines in front of people he barely knows.
Sounds like an average Friday and Saturday night. Get it together yanks, you bunch of poofs.
>>67826133
Hey that's totally normal over this way. Ignore the cakeboys.
Johnnie's problem is he is mentally weak. Fuck him.
>>67824964
yep
it always is kind of impressive to me how these athletes can do drugs and still kind of perform in their sport.
>>67825923
that paul's boutique is a damn good album
>>67824902
>So what will his 30 for 30 be called?
death of a dick
>Stop having fun
>live a boring life like me otherwise I will think you are scum
So obvious how wage slaves are brainwashed into thought processes like this
Anyone that steps out of line is a """"danger"""""
>>67826301
Johnny Manziel didn't perform well at all though. he was pretty good in college but absolute trash in the nfl
>>67824902
>blowing lines
He's doing it wrong
>>67824902
>So what will his 30 for 30 be called?
Johnny Eightball?
>>67826364
yeah but he still played and shit
I played hockey as a kid, went through all the youth programs and shit, did everything right. Ate well, trained hard, slept, no drugs, didn't smoke etc. but I was still exhausted all the time. Quit at 20 when it was just obvious to me that I never would good enough to be a pro at a high level.
This guy is a junkie and he still made it to the NFL. Did he just work harder? Is it genetics? Combination of both?
>>67825649
wow dude, that's genuinely fucked up. this is what happens to kids when you never tell them "no" growing up
>>67826758
Crazy right? What kind of adult ever has fun? At a music festival no less? How fucking dare he?!?
>>67826630
he had great genes for playing quarterback and he probably did train very hard. you don't make it to the NFL unless you're gifted in some way. and coke really doesn't fuck with your abilities very much at all (unless you use it heavily every single day)
>>67826821
having fun at a music festival causes you to lose your NFL quarterback body?
zoom out, bro
>>67825649
Probably in better shape than most of /sp/.
seriously this is just a normal guys body. Since he's not training and eating like a football player no wonder he's losing weight.
>>67826868
Yeah how dare he shed the pudge he gained in college!!?!
>>67826944
2/10, not your best effort
Manziel Deathb Owl thread when?
>>67824953
>What if I told you that drugs and alcohol are obviously and predictably good?
Fixed
>>67826354
yeah because being an nfl quarterback would have been a real boring life. back to the basement with you, mommy needs to use the computer.
>>67827123
I agree! A nfl player should be working out 25 hours a day and studying film and play books at the same time. He's the only player I've ever seen pictures of at a party, I tell you what! He should die for all I care, I watch enough ESPN to understand this.
>>67826831
he got drafted purely off of meme magic
i mean i'll give you that he's got his great competitive spirit but he probably stopped training his body halfway through college until he was drafted, and only then the contractually obligated minimum
>>67827193
>I watch enough ESPN to understand this.
Johnny is the hero we need
>>67827193
yes actually an nfl qb should study playbooks. nobody is saying they shouldn't party, but when partying turns into hard drug abuse then it's not partying anymore.
>>67826831
>he probably did train very hard
he was notorious for being lazy and training at only the bare minimum required.
>born wealthy
>born with genetics good enough to get drafted
the guy was born on third base and is basically pissing on the umpire's leg after getting home.
>>67827320
Thanks for repeating what I just said! Drugs are bad, my school principal told me so!!!
>>67827362
oh so you are still in high school, that explains everything.
>>67827362
> trying this hard
let it die, friend
>>67824902
Blowing It: The Johnny Fuckboy Story
>>67827193
>aggy
they are literally the only ones who say this shit.
So is this perfectly normal and acceptable? People gave Gronk shit for partying at first but he's not a loser retard that beats women and gets into racist fights.
>>67827651
It's his life why do you care so much? Because the media you consume tells you to care. back the fuck off.
>>67827756
johnny go to bed.
>>67827756
>>67825395
>everyone on earth has a camera
>>67827756
fight the power! amen fellow lamestream media combatant! an upboat for you!
>>67824902
Good fucking riddance.
>Implying anything nice happens
>>67826821
dude what? if he ever hopes to get back into the NFL with that shape, he'd get shredded
>>67828655
30 for 30: Good Fucking Riddance
I like it. I hope the FCC allows it.
>>67828803
> implying the FCC would have any control over what a cable network decides to call their self-produced documentary
>>67828876
sorry, i dont work tomorrow so i'm about a quarter manziel already tonight.
>>67824902
Honestly can't wait till he dies
Football is a sacred, majestic and especially difficult IT IS.NOT A SIMPLE SPORT FOR SIMPLETONS WHATEVER ELSE YOU MIGHT SEE OR HEAR ON THE INTERNET sport why was this kind of shit allowed to be drafted and ruin the game. God bless
I actually hope he dies too. Its the conclusion his story deserves.
I hope he dies for the 30 for 30 episode
>>67828605
I don't care if you read tmz, it's your business but I'm going to call you an idiot when you bring this clickbait shit here
>be mediocre football talent
>exploit the flaws of the college game and be a meme qb
>get to fuck any girl on campus and get a NFL contract
>spend your days traveling, getting fucked up, and banging star fuckers
Literally living the American Dream
>>67826821
are you seeing his body? he looks like a heroin addict, a 350lb buck nigger defensive lineman would snap him in half
>>67829159
>getting triggered this hard over a watermark
>I ONLY GET MY SPORTS FROM TEXAGS, SPEE, AND BILL SIMMONS
I wish I had screen grabs of all that shit he was talking on Twitter right after he win the Heisman. He was acting like a huge fuck boi and people were waking him that he was never going to make it in the nfl and he would turn into a burn out if he kept acting like that. He'd always say shit like "Nah bro, you're just jealous." It would just be too delicious if he drank and/or drugged himself to death.
>>67829159
i don't read tmz and i didn't bring anything here. this is a story about a former athlete on 4chan, get off your fucking high horse
>>67829471
To be fair you still seem jealous that he is living the fast life and that goes against what you've been told is proper
>>67829702
> what you've been told is proper
assuming you aren't trolling, have you ever considered that not everybody wants the same things out of life?
Does anyone else hate how ESPN is basically like TMZ obsessing over irrelevant players and their drug stuff?
Thank god /sp/ isnt like that.
>>67829803
you do realize that you're making way more noise about it than the rest of us, right?
>>67829803
I'm just here for the eventually obituary.
>>67824902
30 for 30: Worse than Ryan Leaf
>>67829775
You're literally regurgitating what I said... he obviously doesn't want to live by your ideals, so why do you care so much what he does?
>>67830214
when did i imply that i cared? this is /sp/ you fucking sperg, none of us care about anything we post about
>>67829198
until he runs out of money from his contract and daddy cuts him off
>>67829702
do you think it's ''''''''''proper'''''''' that a useless sack of shit like johnny spends his father's money on cocaine and booze?
>>67830296
> daddy cuts him off
ain't happening, if johnny's parents had any fucking clue what they were doing he'd have been reined in as a child (like normal people)
>>67830329
No I hate the idea of anything being proper. Why do you care about his life so much?
people tell me I look like him all the time even strangers. I feel like that's not a compliment.
I also do a ton of drugs and should be in rehab
>>67830424
i don't give a shit about his life, anyone who fails that hard after having so many advantages is a waste of space.
>Drafting Ryan Leaf 2.0 because a hobo told you
>>67829702
I'd say living past 30 because I didn't party myself to death is pretty indisputably proper.
>>67830424
>I hate the idea of anything being proper
whoa watch it with that edge, anon.
>>67830424
> I hate the idea of anything being proper
rage against the machine
>>67824902
>So what will his 30 for 30 be called?
This is ESJWPN we're talking about, so they have to revise history and portray him as a woman-hating domestic abuse worse than Hitler monster. So the whole thing will be about his brave and heroic girlfriend's survival at the hands of his torture. E!SPN 30 for 30 presents Here's Johnny: The Colleen Crowley Story
>>67830821
>brazil, welcome to American football. dropping the Ryan leaf meme is only relevant when a draftee is universally considered "can't-miss" and proceeds to be one of the worst players of all time. it's a very rare combination and doesn't apply here since Johnny football was probably the most polarizing college player since Tim Tebow. Overall very few thought he would succeed.
>>67824902
Knowing how E!S(jw)PN is nowadays, it'll be something retarded like "White Privilege."
>>67831223
Have you seen pictures of that broad? She looks like a completely air headed coke fiend
Her eyes don't follow in sync
Fuck this guy, nobody gives a shit. We have our own problems.
>>67831640
> having problems
Does anyone else think he looks like a young, douchey Geddy Lee?
>>67831025
Living long but doing nothing is good, agreed.
>>67826301
thats what made maradona even more impressive to me, the fact that his heart didnt explode during a game from all the coke he was doing
>>67824902
>its another "the browns draft the worst player available" episode
>>67831105
>>67831149
Don't ask a stupid question if you don't want a stupid answer
>>67830730
You and a good portion of this board do care
Every other day there is a johnny Manziel thread
You manchildren care more about his tabloid life than you care about saving your pathetic existences.
>>67830296
yeah, thats not happening. he comes from the type of family that would rather send him to rehab for the 8th time then let him be a poorfag
>>67826301
My favorite story like this hastuff definitely got to be about Dock Ellis when he threw a no hitter while tripping on acid.
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=64938
is it bad to kinda want him to die, just to watch all the sanctimony and croco tears that follow? i mean there hasn't been a good sports death in awhile, i generally find them entertaining.
>>67831815
that's a fanboy mentality you have. making fun of people doesn't mean that anyone cares about them.
>>67831978
And that's a hateboy mentality you have. You spend more time pondering the lives of a cam newton and Johnny Manziel than you do your own life.
>>67832139
you don't need to ponder to make jokes at someone's expense. it is as kneejerk a reaction as you can have.
>>67829198
>gets banned from the entire strip on vegas
top kek. i bet that looks cool
>>67830595
hahahahahah it's Kenny Manziel
>>67831927
No, fuck him, he is a weak minded faggot and like all drug users, they deserve to OD.
>Get handed the keys to the world
>Choose to do drugs instead
>ITT: degenerates grasping at straws defending Johnny Cokeball
>>67832445
>>67832584
Yes goyim, drugs are very bad!! Except the one we sell to you on tv cpmmercials, those are good and not a problem at all. Focus on our next story when, god forbid, a player went to a night club in the city! Whoa nelly
>>67832637
> dae le hate big pharma?!? upboat for more!!
