why are there no soccer teams here?
Leper colony
Inbreeding.
Because there literally isn't a more irrelevant part of the entire world
It's basically the Florida of the UK, people only go there to retire and die in the sunshine
Because its the only nice place in England
>>67819262
>sunshine
>retiring in England
You wish it was anything like Florida. Enjoy winter half the year faggot!
Inbreeding
>>67819188
Plymouth?
>>67819188
King Arthur saved them from that degeneracy
>>67819188
Torquay?
Falmouth Town AFC
Truro City Football Club
Helston AFC
Mullion Football Club
>>67820934
Torquay fc
>>67820934
Who /lifelong/ turo city here ?
>>67820950
In Devon liddo
>>67820934
Truro City were making some big signings for the lower levels a few seasons back. Which level are they at now?
>>67820846
Shit girl
>>67819708
Blazing heat is only good if you're a spic.
Oh right, that's 60% of Florida innit.
>>67819246
>>67819750
Well he just asked for the red part on the map, not for the entire UK
>>67821384
They're right below the conference premier. I keep seeing that they're having problems with their stadium.
>>67821411
Rep*rted for bad taste
>>67821425
>get BTFO cause your country has shitty weather
>b-but only spics like nice weather
Britcucks everyone
>>67821937
I would rather live in Cornwall than Florida.
>>67821952
same, cornwall looks comfy as fuck
>>67821989
Not that anon but cornwall sounds like a sex act.
>>67822040
Explain in vivid detail. Diagrams and/or step-by-step instructions would be appreciated.
>>67819262
>not going to Mallorca to do that
good, stay out of our island
>>67821989
The people are scum
>>67821937
>sticky muggy heat
>nice
No José
>>67819188
Because it's full of inbred pirates and fedora second home 'artists'.
Why are there no football clubs here?
>>67819188
Because there's no fucker there. It's the same in East Anglia, you have Norwich and that's it.
Place is fucking spooky. Literally full of witches and devil worshippers.
Descendants of people who wrecked ships for loot, avoid.
Cornwall is shit. It takes ages to get to as the motorway stops at Exeter, and there's fuck all there either. I've always wanted to go to the Scilly Isles though, however I image the potential to be raped by inbred mongoloids is pretty high.
>>67822471
don't take your girlfriend there either
went to cornwall once. couldn't understand a word any of the older locals were saying
>>67822528
that was a documentary
>they don't even hide it
Cornish FC
I'd support them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6w5lV6WYY4
you will not find a more fedora video on this board, enjoy
>cornwall
>>67821307
What part of Truro you from m8? Trelander here
Referendum when, lads?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_Constitutional_Convention
Weren't most pirates from Cornwall?
>>67823032
>>67822067
When spread her eagle against a wall like you're hosing her down for a delousing, go up in her ass and make her eat the corn off your shit dick afterwards.
THAT's cornwalling
Exactly the same reason there are no sports teams in Montana or North or South Dakota or Wyoming or any of those weird backwaters.
I mean of course there are clubs in Cornwall they're just small non-league clubs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Football_clubs_in_Cornwall.
The much weirder thing is that there's only 1 league club in Kent despite the fact that about 1.5 million people live there
>>67820870
>>67820950
Torquay is in Devon I think
>>67821425
>this guy
lol one county in florida is like that. the rest of it filled white retired people. I see a lot of europeans faggot
>>67822413
not enough fags
>>67822711
actually they just seem weird but can actually hold a conversation.
a lot better those larping people. not really that fedora like
>One shot at life
>you weren't born the son of a fisherman in Cornwall, supporting your local team Truro FC and growing up in one of the remaining close knit communities in britain
Why even live. Cornwall is beautiful I visit once or twice a year. I should've been born Cornish.
>>67823052
The South West in general had a lot of people turn to smuggling and piracy, though more so smuggling, most juries and judges wouldn't convict you for it because they all wanted the banned french wine and spanish port etc. You'd be hung pretty much without trial if you were suspected of piracy.
>>67823139
>Camelford F.C. is a football club based in Camelford, Cornwall, England. They play in the Premier Division of the South West Peninsula League.
>In June 2012 before the 2012–13 season, the club faced some bad news when the FA refused to allow them to enter any national FA competitions because they do not have toilet facilities in the home and away dressing room, and the referee's room.[2]
Non-League is the greatest ever thing to happen.
>>67823240
farage pls go
>>67822673
Is that the top of a guy's head or some rope?
![1323222240001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MGdkE26.jpg "1323222240001[1].jpg")
>>67823240
>I should've been born Cornish.
I was. I honestly think this life has to be as close as anyone can get to being a fully-blown Hobbit. It's lucky I'm not in any way the ambitious type, I just wanna be comfy.
>>67823139
But those states are really big in size
Cornwall has a population density of 144 people per square kilometer
I think I've heard that it's kinda like Wales down there, in as much as Rugby is the more popular team sport?
The real question is why the fuck is Bristol so bad at football? They're a large city, and are total shit
>>67823683
>more popular team sport
G I G R O W I N G
>>67824264
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_pilot_gig
huh... so this is an actual thing?
>>67821425
desu hot weather is overrated and florida is a dumpster fire of a place
>>67819188
http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Cornwall-officially-poorest-area-UK/story-21062714-detail/story.html
>Cornwall is ranked equally with the Welsh valleys as the poorest part of the UK, and is in the top ten most deprived areas in western Europe.
Kek, that'll be why.
>>67824264
looks pretty cool, desu
>>67823258
>spanish port
Quiz time: why is Port called Port?
Because its from Porto
>>67824264
based
>>67821425
>little havana is the entire state of florida
florida is very old and very white - jeb bush is long time governor. they love big pharma and hate weed.
>>67824551
Historically Northern teams >>>> London
>>67822321
youve never been there
>>67822136
I thought you guys loved fucking off to Argentina when you need an escape.
Where is the team cuckford FC in UK from? I forgot.
>>67819188
i don't know where in the world this is but it looks like an appendix, a vestigial landmass which serves no purpose and no one knows why it exists but given enough time it will kill that to which it is attached
>>67822563
They have their own language
>you will never move to St Ives and sell tourists drift wood for a living
Why even live?
>>67821411
I prefer Sakura desu
>>67821952
of course there are more Muslims in cornwall
>>67836752
Even worse girl
>>67823214
Must be lonely for you
>>67836759
What? Cornwall is almost 100% white British.
>>67819777
Good geography, Australia.
why are there no soccer teams here?
>>67819188
>penzance fc are the magpies
missed opportunity. i would totally back the pirates
>>67823683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9qZ13zPuEs
>tfw an tenth of the Cornish population were in Twickenham for this game
>tfw I was probably conceived because of it
>>67838711
cool map bro
>>67823125
Fucking kek
>>67821425
t. someone who has never been to Florida
>>67819188
cornish cultural resistance
>>67824551
it should produce GOAT players like the poverty stricken hell holes of south america.
>>67838711
>not being a lifelong Marie Byrd FC fan
>>67823292
I didn't think Cornwall was full of Indians just yet.
>>67824551
agricultural regions are always the poorest in terms of income but the quality of life is always better than the inner cities
>>67824264
I don't blame them, that looks fun as fuck
>>67838711
Antarcticans are ruggers m8
a man's sport for a man's continent, fuccbois need not apply
>>67821425
Floridian here, this is true. Worst state in the country.
>>67819188
Why are you chatting shit mate?
>>67836793
What about Luviagelita?
>>67821425
>triggering 5 (five) Americans with this one post
top lad right here 10/10
>>67821937
I live in South Louisiana, humid, sticky, blazing heat sucks complete balls. I legit have no idea why people want to move south
![Rowes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2zzBIw3.jpg "Rowes[1].jpg")
>>67819188
It's a shame, because Pasties have to be the most perfect stadium food ever conceived. Legitimately GOAT.
Hot climates are shit
SHIT
>>67849407
Fuck that pictures accurate for the UK
Exeter is close enough
>>67849119
I live next to a heavy Cornish mining town in the Sierra Nevada and I always go out of my way to get pasties there
fuck why wasn't i born into an upper class family Cornwall who yachts and shit.
>>67849407
humidity is what makes it fucking unbearable. I live out west in the mountains (high desert as its referred to) and summers are pretty damn nice here 2bh. Dry heat does get brutal at times but its nice to go out on a sunny 75 degree day and have your balls/ass drowning in sweat.
>>67848399
Lower taxes
>>67821952
Of course you'd rather live in a Muslim country.
>>67849671
Whoa... I had no idea. That's pretty fucking cool.
>>67819188
that's cuckold country
>>67823052
Penzance
>>67836759
>Cornwall
0.16% Muslim
>Florida
1% Muslim
CHEESEBURGERKEKS BTFO
>>67849671
>Grass Valley CA
You're a lucky cat, spent plenty of time there with family smart enough to emigrate. Lovely part of the world.
>>67858705
i like how much the irish are obsessed with the USA on /sp/
it's rather adorable how they always try to jump in the convo
>>67858736
NOM NOM NOM IT'S A BURGER
WITH CHEESE ON IT
>>67821825
reported for announcing a report, faggot
>>67823292
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STADIUM
>>67858791
Reported for announcing a report of a report announcement
>>67823139
Dover Athletic will be a league team soon m8
>>67838711
I didn't know it was that close to South America.
Not many people live there and those that do are rugger nonces
>>67820934
>tfw if Truro do well and this stupid league format comes in we will have to play them
Regionalise the bottom fucking leagues.
Morecambe or Carlisle to Truro is not financial good for anybody involved.
>TFW Cornish by descent
Feels lovely DESU. Went back there for a family trip a couple year's back to visit distant relations. it's was great, beautiful countryside, stopping for pasties every couple of hours, and comfy English radio whilst on the road. Truly the comfiest family trip of all time, the COAT
>>67858927
Not before BROMLEY. BR1 UP IN THIS SHIT NIGGA
