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today:
>relegation play-off
duisburg - würzburg (19:10 cest, first leg: 0:2)
gooooooooooooood morning
>42 Bundespolizisten saßen in dem Regionalzug, der auf der Rückfahrt von Rostock nach Berlin mutmaßlich von Fußball-Fans zerstört wurde. Keiner der 42 habe unterwegs etwas bemerkt, sagt die Polizei.
He's broken inside, isn't he? ;__;
>>67814766
shouldn't have left gladbach
>>67814766
Transfer incoming
>>67814766
dont ever post this again
why do bayern have so many twinks?
>lahm
>neuer
>gotze
>kimmich
>gaudino
>>67814868
the bayern team is pretty much lahm's personal harem
FUCK DÜHSBURG
>Bundesliga players name liverpool as the best premier league team to leave the Bundesliga for
>behind only Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich
KULT KLOPPO
>>67815262
/bundes/ Mila is dead ;_;
>>67815251
England and Germany don't export many footballers, maybe Klopp can lure a few good ones.
>tfw up for work at 5am
Good morning
>>67815321
Moin
I've just been hired so webm output will be erratic from June onwards.
>>67815334
Nice, hope your job is good
>>67815340
I hope so too. I won't reveal where I am working as there are too many hackers in /bundes/
>not being neet
OH MY GOD
Viktor Fischer to Middlesbrough.
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I am so bored, what should I do?
>>67815654
hold the door
>>67815654
Mass produce a well-engineered automobile.
>>67815645
>please respond
>none
>>67814766
Pls stop bullying
>>67815644
I hope he does well.
>>67815644
OH MY GOD
Quite a coup for Middlesbrough. Man Utd were interested him not so long ago.
>>67815859
>not so long ago
like 7 years lmao
>>67815656
HOLDEDOOR
>>67815859
I bet they are glad they chose Depay instead.
>>67814766
>decide for Dortmund when they were better than Buyern and his friends play there
>win nothing and see all his friends go to Buyern
>get injured in last Test before WC and see Germany win it
i think especially the last rly hurt himas he never fully recovered to his 2013/14 form were he was the best German Player...
unlucky but i guess a few millions per anno softens the depression...
German titles are hardly worth a crap, I wouldn't feel bad if I was Reus. Who even knows how many titles and cups Götze won so far? He's still a fat kid with an obnoxious twitter account that failed at Bayern.
>>67816220
calm down, johannes
>>67815262
DELETE THIS
>>67816234
>it's that guy who can't recognise tripfags again
just stop m8
>>67816272
Quiz pls
>>67816272
calm down, dumbers
>>67816209
Reus plays at Dortmund because he is a /lifelong/ Dortmund fan.
>Heute soll es verkündet werden | Gündogan wechselt zu Manchester City
Announcement coming in a few hours according to BILD
good, now buy pjanic.
>>67816364
Would that be classed as a Pjanic buy?
>Noch bis 2018 läuft der Vertrag des derzeit an Schalke 04 ausgeliehenen Pierre-Emile Höjbjerg beim deutschen Meister Bayern München. Ob der 20-Jährige jedoch in naher Zukunft nochmal für die Münchner auflaufen wird, ist mehr als zweifelhaft. Gegenüber der dänischen Zeitung „BT“ erklärte Höjbjerg nun: „Ich will weg und muss etwas finden, das zu mir passt. Es ist klar, dass das kein Top-Klub sein wird.“
>Sein Berater Sören Lerby befinde sich aktuell auf Vereinssuche in den internationalen Top-Ligen. „Ich schaue überall. Es muss einfach passen, ob das nun Spanien, Italien, England oder Deutschland ist. Mein Berater hat die Karten in der Hand und wir müssen schauen, ob er sie richtig spielt.“
>>67815656
>>67816105
>LE HOLD LE DOOR XDDDDDDD
>>>/reddit/
>>67816702
have sex
>>67816702
you are not aloud here
LAURI
A
U
R
I
Great stuff going on at the Giro
Ooh
>>67816209
Obama and him are probably fucking right now
>>67816702
literally seething
Yes, good morning
>In a survey carried out with 235 players from the German top-flight by magazine Kicker, nearly 9.8% named the Reds as the club they would most like to play for.
>That was comfortably more than Arsenal (6%) and Manchester United (5.1%), while only Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich scored higher than Jurgen Klopp’s side across the continent.
does anyone have a link to the original? I'm interested in the percentages for barca, halal and bayern
good morning
>>67816702
CRINGE
>>67815262
rip bundes
>>67815334
Thanks for the word.
To everyone: Please use it more often so I can remember it
>>67815644
>>67816382
Middlesbrough it is
>>67816702
kys
>>67818156
i don't get it
>>67818174
that's gross :/
>Der FC Schalke 04 hat in der Trainerfrage zwar noch nicht Vollzug melden können, aber der erklärte Wunschkandidat ist jetzt einfach mal vorgeprescht: Markus Weinzierl verkündete seinen Abschied von Bundesliga-Konkurrent FC Augsburg und sprach zugleich über die Herausforderung bei den Königsblauen.
>>67818208
It seems that he doesn't give a fuck about politics
>Gündogan leaves
>we didn't want him anyways
typical shareholder behaviour
huh
>>67818635
nice
>>67818529
>shareholders do something
>customers get buttmad
Der Klassiker
>>67818717
>YOU R LE MAD CUSTOMER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>67818739
>>67818635
great
1. Bayern München
2. Borussia Dortmund
3. FC Schalke 04
4. Bayer Leverkusen
5. Borussia Mönchengladbach
6. 1. FC Köln
7. VfL Wolfsburg
8. TSG Hoffenheim
9. RB Leipzig
10. 1. FSV Mainz 05
11. FC Ingolstadt 04
12. SC Freiburg
13. Hertha BSC
14. FC Augsburg
15. Eintracht Frankfurt
16. Werder Bremen
17. Hamburger SV
18. SV Darmstadt 98
>17. Hamburger SV
>>67818635
ahh fuck
i want him the bundesliga
hoffenheim too high
1. Bayern München
2. Hamburger SV
3. FC Schalke 04
4. Bayer Leverkusen
5. Borussia Mönchengladbach
6. 1. FC Köln
7. VfL Wolfsburg
8. TSG Hoffenheim
9. RB Leipzig
10. 1. FSV Mainz 05
11. FC Ingolstadt 04
12. SC Freiburg
13. Hertha BSC
14. FC Augsburg
15. Eintracht Frankfurt
16. Werder Bremen
17. Werder Bremen
18. Werder Bremen
>>67818926
Nagelsmann will outcoach everyone
>>67818941
i'll outcoach you if you don't pipe down
1. FSV Mainz 05 e.V.
#GoodbyeLoris! Unser Keeper wechselt in die @premierleague zum @lfc @LFC_Deutsch
1.bayern
2. dortmund
3. bayern leverkusen
4. gladbach
5. wolfsburg
6. schalke
7. hoffenheim
8. ingolstadt
9. köln
10. RB leipzig
11. hertha
12. ingolstadt
13. hsv
14. augsburg
15. sge
16. freiburg
17. darmstadt
18. werder
>>67818940
Even in a fantasy world HSV supporters don't dare to think about finishing above Bayern
>>67818635
BASED
Looks like I finally have a team to follow in Ligue 1.
>>67819526
>nice without ben arfa and germain
have fun
Okay step aside kids and let the grown ups talk. Here is my bundes prediction in first order predicate logic:
(declare-sort Bundes)
(declare-const bayern Bundes)
(declare-const dortmund Bundes)
(declare-const leverkusen Bundes)
(declare-const gladbach Bundes)
(declare-const schalke Bundes)
(declare-const mainz Bundes)
(declare-const hertha Bundes)
(declare-const wolfsburg Bundes)
(declare-const koeln Bundes)
(declare-const hamburger Bundes)
(declare-const ingolstadt Bundes)
(declare-const augsburg Bundes)
(declare-const bremen Bundes)
(declare-const darmstadt Bundes)
(declare-const hoffenheim Bundes)
(declare-const frankfurt Bundes)
(declare-const leipzig Bundes)
(declare-const freiburg Bundes)
(assert (> bayern dortmund))
(assert (> dortmund leverkusen))
(assert (> leverkusen schalke))
(assert (> gladbach leverkusen))
(assert (> hertha mainz))
(assert (> hoffenheim leipzig))
(assert (> frankfurt ingolstadt))
(assert (> ingolstadt darmstadt))
(assert (> ingolstadt darmstadt))
(assert (> wolfsburg hertha))
(assert (> bremen ingolstadt))
(assert (> bremen koeln))
(assert (> frankfurt mainz))
(assert (distinct bayern dortmund leverkusen gladbach schalke mainz hertha wolfsburg koeln hamburger ingolstadt augsburg bremen darmstadt hoffenheim frankfurt leipzig freiburg))
(check-sat)
(get-model)
>>67819608
shut up, nerd
>>67819615
(define-fun augsburg () Bundes
Bundes!val!16)
(define-fun leverkusen () Bundes
Bundes!val!2)
(define-fun hoffenheim () Bundes
Bundes!val!7)
(define-fun ingolstadt () Bundes
Bundes!val!10)
(define-fun schalke () Bundes
Bundes!val!3)
(define-fun gladbach () Bundes
Bundes!val!4)
(define-fun freiburg () Bundes
Bundes!val!17)
(define-fun bremen () Bundes
Bundes!val!13)
(define-fun koeln () Bundes
Bundes!val!14)
(define-fun hamburger () Bundes
Bundes!val!15)
(define-fun bayern () Bundes
Bundes!val!0)
(define-fun dortmund () Bundes
Bundes!val!1)
(define-fun mainz () Bundes
Bundes!val!6)
(define-fun hertha () Bundes
Bundes!val!5)
(define-fun leipzig () Bundes
Bundes!val!8)
(define-fun darmstadt () Bundes
Bundes!val!11)
(define-fun frankfurt () Bundes
Bundes!val!9)
(define-fun wolfsburg () Bundes
Bundes!val!12)
)
THE BUNDESLIGA TABLE 16/17 IS RIGHT HERE
>>67819608
>>67819657
haha look im le programmer xD le logic ftw
are you a girl btw?
>>67819608
>LOOK, I'M LE GEEKY PROGRAMMER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
pls dont hack me
it's time for a Würzburger
omnomnom
i wonder how mignolet is feeling right now
>>67819943
Relieved
>>67818156
hello friend
is that you
>>67819891
>being this buttplasted
Pythontrottel spotted :^)
>buttplasted
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67820029
Hello. No that's not me.
>vive le mannschaft
Name a national team that's more embarrassing than ours. Protip: you can't.
almost a goal
>>67820200
Yes hello
>>67815656
Pls stp watching our television programs, germans have a tendency to ruin american past times. Not a jew btw.
I am moving in soon with a female roommate. She is a total stranger. How do I make the best of the situation? Should I try to initiate sex? How do you set up spy cameras to film her naked?
>>67820359
is she good looking?
>>67820359
>How do you set up spy cameras to film her naked?
Poleaboo can help you there
>>67820359
just sniff her underwear and pour milk all over it, I'm sure she'll find that endearing
>>67820359
burn encens in your room (not hard indian stuff, take some papier d'arménie)
don't try any move thats risky
make the best of the situation by making a new friend haha
>>67820372
Definitely above average
>>67820378
What's the point of the milk?
>Schoppenhauer
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/muenchen/prozess-messerstecherei-auf-der-wiesn-fussballer-owomoyela-als-bimbo-beschimpft-1.3005782
>>67820417
looks like cum, isn't cum
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>>67820422
bimbo is such a great word
>>67820474
I find it confusing how Americans call fake blonde women with silicone tits "bimbos"...
>tfw have to wait until saturday to watch good football again
also today I wanted to eat some tiramisu so I bough some in a grocery store. will report how the taste is
>>67820675
Please don't
>>67820675
>will report how the taste is
probably shit. going from my experience with store-made tiramisu
I guess I'll watch the second half.
>>67820852
Duisburg have to score three goals
>>67820643
same here
>>67820836
>biscuit part was way too swampy
>very strong liquor scent
yeah, that's generally the problem with supermarket tiramisu. i also don't understand why people insist on using rum or marsala wine instead of amaretto
>>67820836
you should have bought it from a pastry shop
>>67820898
yeah i don't really rate rum
>>67820903
no reason since I can just make some myself for cheaper. this evening I was just tired and felt like I should get some tiramisu. it was pretty cheap too so whatever
>>67821069
shame on you
>Yannick Gerhardt to Wolfsburg
Why?
>Kreuzband- & Außenmeniskussriss bei Stendera
poor guy
Mainz should sign Zieler
>>67821207
yes, both suck, a match made in heaven
>>67821171
€€€ $$$ £££
>>67821270
not true tßh.
>>67821277
I would like to see him at Gladbach
>>67821291
>we will see RB getting destroyed next season
a high school friend of mine who was pretty good at football had a mate in his youth club who was great, like youth prospect tier who was scouted by Man U, bayern and the likes. the guy was playing for france Usomething with Coman and other lads who are now at a respectable level, then he managed to sign for PSG (pre qatar) with a clause in his contract that said that he will directly move to the first team without playing with the reserve (so basically once he turned 16 he would only train with the 1st team or something like that, this part of the story was pretty unclear). so basically PSG agrees with it until the qatari comes and offload him. as a broken man he now plays in the small urban pitch of his neighborhood or sometime with us when we organize a football game. feels pretty weird to play with a guy with such vision of the game and skills that is unreachable for a mundane person like me
>>67821192
out for 6 months minimum
>>67821327
why not?
I know that Köln are their rivals but you can try it at least
>>67821352
we won't though, sadly
>>67821352
l-lewd
>>67821375
What's his name?
>>67821407
he's got an arab first name. don't know about the last name as he's not really a guy I know, he just comes to play footy with us sometimes
>>67821435
thx
>Obinna
this mad duisburg bimbo
what a shitstain of a city
What a chimp
>>67821464
f r a n k e n
GOAL
HAHAHAHAHA chimpout followed by 2:1 Würzburg kek
Hope this Nigger gets sent back to where he came from
>>67821547
Obinna to Köln confirmed
Franken rivalry confirmed. Officially fuck 1.FCN, I guess.
>>67821611
Oh I can see the headlines
>le Frankenderby FCN - FWK confirmed
>>67821377
Call me naive, but in my opinion it's highly unlikely that someone who spend 13 years at a club transfers to the biggest rival of his youth club..
SPICEBURG SPICEBURG SPICEBURG
Emil Berggreen is working towards a comeback with @fcunion's Korte and Stiefler from @SV_Sandhausen.
>Joël Matip will be paid a £3.8 million signing-on fee upon arrival, and will earn approximately £5.4m a year– just over £100,000 per week.
Seems a bit much, even for a Bosman player.
>>67822024
Lewandowski had a signin fee of approximately 11m€.
>>67822024
lmao what. the epl really has too much money
>>67821171
Does this mean that WOB is going to sell Rodriguez (to BvB) and Gerhardt is going to play as LB?
>>67821966
all the lads
>>67822024
>£3.8 million
I wish that was ma tip
>>67822287
>>67822287
LOL
>ginmark
>>67822345
what am i looking at
good night, /bundes/
>>67822345
>left
Gundogan's gender-bender sibling
>right
Lou Diamond Phillips and Mulan's son
>>67814900
>that feel knowing your voice will never be as beta soft as lahm's
