Doubleheader Hell Edition.
Double the rivalry.
Double the shitfest.
Double the despair.
Game one matchup: Cevinger vs Latos
Game two matchup: Anderson vs Johnson.
First pitch 4:10pm CST.
>>67804222
Here we go. This gonna be some night.
Latos pls
Also rbo, when did you see me at the concert? Was trying to look for you during the weekend but I had a fading remembered of how you looked.
Clevinger*
Good to see I still can't spell for shit.
As long as the Sox win one, I'll be happy
Indians streak about to return. We're sweeping this series just like the Cinci one. I'm just sad I won't be able to watch the Cavs game
>>67804255
You were about 5 people ahead of me. You actually cut in front of me when you jumped the line to meet up with your crew.
I said hi to you as you made the final turn towards the door in the line, but I guess you didn't notice. I guess I was being presumptuous thinking you remembered me from last June. Either way, nothing of value happened.
who /comfy/ here?
>going out in public
>going to concerts
>with your "crew"
Fucking normies get the fuck out
>>67804334
>not going to concerts featuring a singer from your indonesian cave drawings
>>67804348
I'll enjoy my Uzbek finger puppets from my room thanks
>>67804348
>not Laotian Renaissance statues
VIP tix for Riot Fest. Mid-September.
>>67804368
>overpriced Laotian Renaissance statues*
>offense went 1-23 with Risp last series
>abreu has only 1 extra base hit with RISP this season
>Melky and Todd are the only ones who seem like they want to score runs
>abreu batting fifth now
Well at least robin is starting to catch on that abreu is slumping
hello old friends!
extra innings in both games.
>>67804399
Too bad he doesn't seem to realize Rollins is shit
>>67804415
Neat.
>>67804415
Another Fun Fact: That game I believe was the first official game for the American League
>>67804415
what's their record against each other?
getting btfo early this will be a long night
TODD THE GOD
>>67804415
Neat
TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!
>>67804445
>btfo
Don't oust yourself this early, Sox
Toddfather delivers again.
>>67804444
I believe Chicago leads 1068-1037
>at least 4-5 more innings of may-latos
Oh boy
>>67804444
According to http://www.baseball-reference.com/games/head2head.cgi?teams=CHW&from=1901&to=2016&submit=Submit they've played 2122 games with the sox winning 1032 and losing 1066. 49.2% winning percentage, pretty damn close for 115 years
oh shit Joba went to the DL? Damn he was our best bullpen guy
>>67804474
something like that.
Cleveland has 89 more wins than the Sox overall.
>Not even one out
Fuck it
playing long ball today wew
FRAZ
>>67804312
Ah I see. Yeah my bad then.
Aw damn it Latos.
Chicago Givebacks
NAP!
Wish he was there for the Red Sox game, fucking asshole
The Naps strike back
>>67804532
Why do they keep rehashing this movie for the last 4 years?
>>67804584
You got any bright new original ideas for movies then wise guy?
http://heyjackass.com/category/2016-stats/
>Be in Chicago
>get shot
So what do
>we
Think about abroo moved down to batting 5th behind melky
>in the dirt
>swing
Can't tell if sun or donuts is shit
>>67804741
It should've happened sooner. Abreu's been slumping all season
we needED to SCORE
>RISP
>0 outs
I've seen this one before.
I have to make tuna in about an hour
>>67804875
Nevermind, there was a twist ending this time. What a shock.
HOLY SHIT RUNS. THEY DO CARE AFTER ALL
>>67804898
What do you mix it with?
THROW STRIKES
Jroll!
DSNB
>>67804929
Mayonnaise, spike, dill, onions, some salt and pepper.
>abreu up
thank you lindor!
Come on Abreu, redeem yourself.
Abroo pls, slump bust
>>67804973
No relish?
>watching a hanging middle in curveball
Ugh
>>67805005
I've tried it several times and didn't care for the texture with the tuna. I like relish but don't normally have it around.
Just got here did Fraz hit another dingaling?
Might as well put him in the 8th spot Robin
>>67805034
Yes, in the first inning
>>67805037
Or trade him before other teams realize how terrible he is
>>67805029
Makes sense. I just like the sweetness that relish brings to it.
Man, I haven't a tuna melt in fucking forever.
That second pitch should have been deposited 20 rows back in left. Tsk tsk
>it was 0-2
does anyone remember when gomes hit like .280 cuz i sure don't
Wow, we made it boys. A full half inning without any give backs. Today is full of surprises.
>>67805062
GO TRIBE
Sanchez has looked awful both ABs
>>67805140
Still no surprises from abroo, sanchez, and dio yet
>jackson up
>man on third
Extreme doubt.exe
Ajax pls, just get him in
we'll never win again
More surprises, keep it coming boys
HOLY SHIT AJAX CAME THROUGH
Today has so many surprises
>pitch 3
>pitch 4
What the fuck? Ajax!
>61 mph ducksnort to right
>>67805261
Hmm screen must have updated right on time. It said pitch 3 in the dirt at first.
wow.
It happened.
TIE GAMEEEE
I hate latos so much
There's the team we know and despise.
Goooood damn it Latos
>another high zone breaking ball dinger
fucking hell
This is what happens when you decide to be cheap hahn. I hoped you'd learn your lesson after the 2014 bullpen but I guess not
Latos kill yourself my man
>>67805385
In his defense, was there even anyone remotely viable in free agency that year? I don't think there was anyone worth a damn.
can never get it done
shit we suck
At least the givebacks were only ties both times.
>Sox somehow get out of it
>latos is going to have to pitch 1-2 more innings no matter what because of the double header
Fuck
>Jose Abroo is up to bat now and I am about ready to die.flac
>swinging at ball 3 after 2 straight balls
smart plays
>it would've been 3-0
>get out anyway
THANK YOU BASED LAWRIE
HE IS THE FUCKING LAWBRINGER
this team sucks
YES YES YES YES YES YES YSE YSE YSE YES YES
BRETT
BLAAAAAW
THERES THE RUNS
lel
I need a webm of Lawrie slapping Latos in the face
Robin, listen to me carefully. Put latos on a short rope now. I know you like doing stupid things, but please take this advice
Please no givebacks now
>Dioner in charge of the low strike
Good lord
TAKE OUT LATOS NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
Latos is fired up, and Dioner must have promised the ump a steak or something.
>back to back strikeouts
nuoh mah gawd
>Douk warms up
Oh boy here we go.
>tfw I have an exam in three minutes
Pls don't blow it
anyone else's cable go out in Chicago?
>>67805722
>posting on 4chan instead of last minute studying
C'mon son
Guys should I register for summer classes or wait for the fall?
>>67805736
>Studying
Nah
>>67805747
>not carrying about your studies
You better not blow it, young man
>>67805761
>>67805761
Last exam of my college career. I blew it already, but at least I'm graduating
Also professors late
>>67805731
Benetti just mentioned technical difficulties. It's fine for me though (DirecTV)
>>67805783
must only be comcast then
>>67805783
What sort of direct TV package you got? I barely got it last week.
Some RISP never changes. Chance to put away for good. Failed. Now gotta keep holding on that wild ride.
>>67805809
I have Ultimate
http://www.directv.com/DTVAPP/compare/printablePackageChannels.jsp?packageId=1120008&skuId=sku1140004
The technical difficulties are over in case you're wondering.
>>67805874
Damn I was wondering why I wasn't getting mlb network
Rack 'em
>>67805893
Looks like you need at least Choice to get it.
Butterfingers
Double Butterfingers
>cleaveland
they're really butchering this inning haha
>2 errors in back to back batters
>Bases loaded and no outs
Well you got lucky this inning Indians
WHY. WHY THE FUCK
Carlos-San pls
Damn it
>all these smug Cux fans now panicking
Nobody expects an Indian attack
I forgive this movie rehash because they're already up 6-3. More would have been nice though.
love getting swept. really sends a message to the players and front office. oh wait it doesnt
>bases loaded
>Austin Jackson
WHAT IS WITH THESE RERUNS ALL THE TIME?
>>67805919
Thanks man
>>67806098
This is the 10th time this season we've seen this already?
>>67806098
Ultra twist ending
>Jackson doesnt strike out in a bases loaded situation
HOLY SHIT WAT
Dangit Eaton, guy just walked and you first pitch swing in bases loaded. Whatever, at least another run.
Feels like Eaton has been cold as ice lately
hope that faggot francona gets shot by a nigger while riding his gay ass scooter through chicago fuck
Be honest guys, what are >our chances of winning the division or making a wild card? Who do you want the team to get at the deadline?
>duke still in
Okay robin lets not do anything crazy
Okay this joke has gone on long enough. Time to end this Robin
pls
love not scoring
>>67806232
It's hard to decide now another bat or starter.
Oh man were gonna need more insurance.
how do i put a hex on someone
>>67806232
Expecting wild card if this team doesn't shit the bed anymore, would like division. They need a bat badly
Fucking really?
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT ALBERS
YOU HAD HIM 1-2
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
FUCK
You left duke in and this is what happens. Robin I fucking despise every cell in your body
god fucking dammit
awww shit motherfuckers
gomes has the most 0-2 counts in history
>the umpires in the stands
hahaha
Insurance please...
Sigh fucking Albers is broken or something. So many 2 run homers after freaking 1-2 counts. What the fuck?
Why Albers why? Fuck sake Albers why?
Melky pls
>>67806543
You can't always be LIKE A FUCKING CAT.
Josavior please
Abroo came through
>RISP
>2 outs
And here we go again.
>a team has intentionally walked brett lawire
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Clench your asses, it's gonna be a bumpy ride
>Letting sanchez bat
OH MY GOD. ROBIN WHY? WHY? YOU ARE THE MOST RETARDED MANAGER IN THE MANAGER IN THE MAJORS. THE ATLANTA MANAGER WHO GOT FIRED WAS FIRED FOR LESS. AT LEAST HE KNEW TO GET HIS TEAM TO THE POSTSEASON
>ANYWHERE I ROOAAM
Fucking GOAT music at White Sox park
>>67806781
He didn't do shit he just had a bunch of great players
drob pls
>>67806795
>The Black Album will be 25 years old come August
I didn't ask for this.
This game is going into extras.
Fucking kill me
we wont win
>>67806899
Not if Robin has anything to say about it
Just one more. Please drob please.
![[sweating intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/O5n0aza.png "[sweating intensifies].png")
>one more
AND THE FIRST GAME IS OVAH
OVAH
Now do it again.
PHEW.
Winnah. Next comes the shitshow. I'll take the 1 win so far
HE GONE
WINNAH
BASED DROB
PHEEEW
Goddamn this game
Gg Indians, see you... right now
such a shit team time to collapse .500 here we come
Game 1 Sox winnah!
:^)
Latos finally gets another win
Ejohnson time. As well as avi, sands, and salad I assume
Oh boy it's a hitter interview
>Ahh yeah I was just up there you know ahhh lookin' for a pitch to hit. Yeah you know you really gotta go up there and just try to get a pitch to hit. I just got a pitch to hit.
>>67807036
Right before the interview you could hear him say to the others passing by "Fuck yeah let's go"
>>67807036
"Jose, buddy, you know sliders down and away 2 feet off the zone are not pitches to hit"
>>67807054
Yeah but ahh you know you gotta just grind it out and try to get a pitch to hit. You know you gotta trust your approach and just get up there and try to get a pitch to hit.
Only Shit bullpen available in game two...
>>67807096
it's okay we have Cody "Throw BP" Andershit on the mound he'll give up 3 or 4 homers and it'll be 7-0 by the third inning
I'm finally gonna give a real go at building a good settlement. Post yours so I can get inspired
>>67807122
The Sox will give it all back somehow.
>>67807143
FUCK
wrong thread but if anyone plays fallout you can do it anyways
>>67807150
we can't hit i wouldnt worry about that
Hey guys, found where RBO is going this weekend
>The #whitesox look like the team to beat in the central. The pitching is nasty and Abreu hasn't even started hitting yet.
I feel like we're going to be seeing this headline until fucking September. He's shit, give it up media.
>>67807241
media thinks we're good too, it's annoying. They clearly don't watch any games
>>67807238
Acen was this past weekend. Nice try.
Also this is pretty funny.
>>67807241
but muh Cubanos
FUCK CSN
>>67807434
Then you better have taken some pictures for us.
>this game 2 lineup
What the fuck?
Someone help explain?
>>67807451
No shit........ Was enjoying game outside, good inning setting up, then bam!!!!! Black screen... Had to watch MLB network to see updates... They suxxxxxxxxxxx
![[Chyuu] Kuma Miko - Girl Meets Bear - 02 [720p][B00A5E2D].mkv_snapshot_04.04_[2016.04.29_13.02.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xW6AAjQ.jpg "[Chyuu] Kuma Miko - Girl Meets Bear - 02 [720p][B00A5E2D].mkv_snapshot_04.04_[2016.04.29_13.02.32].jpg")
will we ever win again
>>67807530
>salad in 2 spot
>7-8-9 is piss
Robin doesn't want to win the 18,000th Sox game it seems.
>>67807238
Undertale is an unholy cancer
Game's underway.
Finished exam. Nice to see a winner. They really tried to blow it though huh
striking out immediately to a 7.20 ERA pitcher love it great
holy shit we're bad kill me
>>67807740
>>67807740
And also finish to see based Ichiro is still on fire. 9 for his last 11 now. 3000 ahoy, fucking love it. Favorite player
>tfw no qt elevens on the sox
>>67807740
If Raburn was still with the Tribe, Sox probably would have lost.
I was at game 1, back home for game 2.
>ahhh shit
>>67807861
I was on the 35th St. exit when they cancelled the game that became game 1.
It's amazing at how inept a hitter abroo has become
they forgot to start playing commercials on my radio broadcast
>>67808012
I'm surprised it took so long for pitchers to realize he can't hit breaking balls.
>Xfinity CSN feed about to go out again
there's the erik johnson I know
Jram in back to back games!
Just forfeit this game, no point wasting the energy
Keep it up. I dare you.
>Erik Johnshit
What the fuck? How the fuck do you let him hit a home run again?
Extreme close up Comcast baseball addition
>uribe
>2005 was 40 years ago
;_:
How did things get so bad that Erik Johnson is up in the majors with us?
How do we make the Sox great again?
>>67808488
Double header. Don't wont to use sale tonight
>>67808488
its just a doubleheader they dont want him to pitch but he has to. you dont want to see Fulmer up, trust me
>>67808519
Firee
>give away microphone for comcast fuckup
that mic looked like a sennheiser and looked around 200 bucks. I really hope they were kidding
>>67808519
Kill Kenny and his whole family
Benetti is more blind than Hawk
pls Melkman, do it
>it's a white sox make an 8 ERA pitcher look like a cy young winner episode
except for based todd
Awww. So close.
Todd and the melkman saving this offense
COLD SPAGHETTI
Honestly just let Todd pitch at this point
shit team
>>67809025
and based melky
Abreu here to kill the vibes.
>>67808525
>>67808524
Sorry I meant to say in general. Not just cause of double header bit that Erik Johnson is actually unironically up in he majors.
KYS Abreu
I just want broo to be well again
Why hath Josavior forsaken us?
Abroo needs to be benched for a series
>>67809120
I don't. I want him to kill himself
Fucking lucky Indians get a game postponed while we still hot and Rodon rolling and get the makeup game while we're cold against a AAA starter. Not to mention they got a free game against Danks too.
I need to make a twitter for sox math
I fucking knew this game would be low scoring
not saying EJ wont blow it tho
>>67809512
Make the handle PoplarBestSoxGrill.
>Johnson fighting for a starting spot
Not anymore he isn't
Guys we scored hallelujah thank you jesus
>>67809720
Right on cue.
Fuck you johnshit
I'm glad we won that first one cause you hitting against an AAA pitcher is not fair. Fuck.
