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>Louis van Gaal sacked by Man Utd, with Jose Mourinho set to replace him.

>Zlatan is on a plane to an unknown location

>Arsenal have made a bid of 50m€ for Morata. Real Madrid valuing what to do

>Götze has fired his agent over suggesting a move to Liverpool
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>de gay
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Theirs for me
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Third for based Elliot's anniversary
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>>67801829
Congrats on the Golden Boot last night S. Gentleman
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>>67801829
Supreme
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What you gonna do when Zlatan and Mou run wild on you?
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transfers, transfers transfers, transfers transfers, rumours, rumours rumours, rumours rumours,
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hahaha
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Zenit goes from AVB to Lucescu
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>>67801794
They should've binned him when he couldn't get out of a CL group with Wolfsburg, PSV and CSKA.

Good riddence to the stubborn, deluded fuck.
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>>67801794
>Götze has fired his agent over suggesting a move to Liverpool

Audibly laughed at this
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>>67801853
>those tats
Dare to Zlatan obviously means "go with the flow"
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>Shitty losing the transfer race for some literally who ex-Yugo from a Serie A team
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>>67801853
Even cynical britcunts have to be hyped for this
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ok
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>>67801877

No, I think it means 'take it up the ass'
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>Arsenal have made a bid of 50m€ for Morata. Real Madrid valuing what to do

Then they wonder why they don't win anything.
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>>67801865
alri
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>>67801898
we need a welbeck replacement
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>>67801794
>>Götze has fired his agent over suggesting a move to Liverpool
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>>67801897
>Zlatan
>not top
baka
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>>67801899
ahah
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HOLD THE DOOR
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>>67801918
he has girly hair and looks like a twink

surefire bottom
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>>67801897
Not a bad idea, senpai
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>Reports elsewhere in Italy suggest that Chelsea and Manchester United fans hoping to see Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuaín line up in the colours of their respective clubs next season are likely to face disappointment as the Argentinian is believed to have his sights set on a move to Paris Saint-Germain.

Because PSG wasn't winning hard enough already againt literally whos
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>tfw no optimism for next season
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>>67801925
WYLIS, COULD YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?
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>>67801925
Fucking hell, lad, I forgot about that
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>really tired
>team playing right now
>boring but safe game
>probably getting our top scorer from last season back in the summer window
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who would win in a fight between big andy carroll and ibra
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>>67801952
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/18181790
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any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
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want my asshole neighbor's dog to shut up lads

>>67801933
Big Sam never goes down
if you lot sack him you'll be in trouble though, and the 6 points from the derby will be dearly missed

or you'll pull a Leicester
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>>67801952
The one who isn't a fake tough guy who talks about himself in 3rd person.
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>>67801952
Depends on wether Big Sam is involved on the sidelines
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>>67801980
Yep, Javi fired his agent
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gf to me when?
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>>67802005
kek
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>>67801874
>>67801917
As funny as that is, apparently it's really because he was pushing for a move to Dortmund. Of course it could just be that he was trying to get him to move away from Bayern in general.
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>>67802011
Perennial rumour. I think one day it could happen, but it's a big move. A lot of it will be reliant on how the deal is actually presented, gf can be fussy and if the way the bid actually comes in is off, it could fail.
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>>67802011
media reporting a chance of getting a gf within 2 years, however high chance a better player with the name abdul will take your spot, leaving you on the bench to watch him play
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>>67802050
>>67802011
Don't forget about a working fax machine
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>>67802069
Kill me
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>>67802069
Discuss
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>>67802069
why is he so based bros?
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haaaaah
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>>67802069
>Smile for the picture Brenny, you're going to Disneyland!!!
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>>67802069
Dad
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>>67801952
>kebab refugee boy raised in sweden vs BIG STRONG GEORDIE LAD

only one winner
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>>67802069
Liverpool_only_concede_one.jpg
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>>67802069
Watch check?
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so we can all agree Everton are screwed next season, right?

>all of their good players fucking off
>new manager will probably be shit
>can't sign good replacements because they've got nothing going for them
>defense still a shambles
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haha lol we pretend girlfriends are transfers and make funny rumours about it haha so funny and original we never did this before xD
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>>67802120
I bet he's absolutely smashing the gash all over the shop.
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>>67802142
What did he mean by this?
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Giggs getting BTFO fucking when?
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>>67802109
He's a lad

>>67802162
HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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>>67802069
Ca't wait to watch Celtic knock Liverpool out of the Champions League
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>>67802120
>that neck

unff
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>>67802162
oh fuck off you cunt, thanks for the spoiler
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2016-17

1. Manchester City
2. Manchester United
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal
5. Tottenham
6. Leicester
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>>67802166
Define "Giggs getting BTFO"
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>>67802190
umm...chelsea? :/
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>>67802133
>new manager will probably be shit
>can't sign good replacements because they've got nothing going for them

If they get Favre he could do well for them. And he'd just raid the Super League of all its best talent. Any club in the PL is a step up from the Super League.
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>>67802142
Well maybe you are happy but i'm still talking to my agent about Gf to me situation. It bounced off again.
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>>67802190
>Liverpool this high
Shiggy my Diggy up fami
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>>67802182
Drop the show before it's too late
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>>67801794
>Götze has fired his agent over suggesting a move to Liverpool
>BREAKING: Mario Götze has decided to stay at Bayern and start a new era under Carlo Ancelotti [Bild]
>mfw its real
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>utd have already spent 10m pounds on paying managers, even though they don't have one yet
>5m for mou for not taking another job, 5m for lvg compensation

>>67802133
>new manager will probably be shit
only if he's dutch
they back to being the moys boys
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>>67802120
not my snake tho ;)
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>>67802069

>and these are going right up your ass
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>>67802207
if it's not already too late, then it never will be
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>>67802195
fucking hell forgot about them
we've got too many decent teams in this league now
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>>67802196
>>67802238
>tfw two Swiss banker reply to your post

feels so good lads
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>>67802192
Giggs: Hello Jose! welcome to Manchester Unit-
Mou: You' re fired.
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You now remember COM and CFY
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>sell chicharito
>get dumped at the end of the season

>louis van saack
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>>67802338
chicharito-holding-league-cup.jpg
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>>67802328
COM had nice legs
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>>67802327

Will he make United great again?
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Baied out on this post but posting this anyway so I don't waste the captcha
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damn com's tripcode is banned
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>>67802328
:)
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>>67802372
top lel still after all this time
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>>67802379
What happened?
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>hurr i must stay at bauern

What a fucking idiot, Bayern is a broken club at this point
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>>67802400
COM was a shitposting chelsea supporting tripfag

still remember the day he got banned, back when the mods actually interacted with /sp/
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Figure Gotze will stay one more year and see if he can get Ancelotti's favor.
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Any updates on the Gotze to Tottenham so he can finally lose some weight situation?
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>>67802432
>chelsea supporting
They actually exist?
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>>67802444
QT
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>>67802482
The city-supporting fellow-dutchman used to support them
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>>67802482
no it was a besiktas fan pretending
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>>67802011
Judging from your lowly reputation in this league many suggest your scouting knowledge and potential pulling power to be limited. The consortium known as "Confidence 4 Anon" are rumoured to be giving a huge injection to your club which will surely being gf to the hallowed ground of "Anons Mastabatorium".

Gf is set to look forward to competing in the "Captial One Brown Wings Cup".
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>>67802411
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>>67802444
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?Ik1hcmlvIEdvZXMgdG8gRmF0IENhbXAi
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Would like to see some realistic transfer teams other than United tbf bonus points if you name the team who buys the player going the other way
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Who buys Ricardo Rodriguez this summer lads?
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>>67802624
Bayern. Just because.

>>67802595
lyl
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>>67801882
Who?
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https://twitter.com/5liveSport/status/734814410296827904

I'm starting to feel bad for him tbqh ;_;
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>>67802624
I could see City going for him.
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>>67802609
-------------Ter Stegen
--Cylne--Lovren--Martinez--Alaba
--------Hendo----Can
--Gotze---Firminho---Coutinho
-------------Sturridge----------
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>>67802162

FUCK

YOU
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>>67802676
>Alaba
Bayern would never let him go
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>>67802676
why would bayern buy all that useless shit
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>>67802714
>Implying this wasn't a Buyern team
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>>67802637
He isn't Bayern quality and Wolfsburg won't be challenging them for the title.
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>>67802730
>Implying Buyern want to downgrade that much
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>Recent reports claim Tottenham have a verbal agreement in place to sign up and coming Argentina star Jonathan Calleri.

Any one familiar with him?
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>>67802813
>more Brazilians in the Prem
>they get fat easily, are lazy and way overpaid

Why do clubs do this?
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>>67802813
next lamela
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>>67802839
It's what happens when you get more money than you know what to do with
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Are spurs still on to share a ground with Arsenal?
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>>67802813
He was a done deal for Inter this Jenuary, they ended up getting Eder instead, that's all i know
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>>67802867
think they are off to mk
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>>67802839
he clearly said argentina you potato mong
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>>67802245

haha im sure ive got that image somehwere im gonna try and find it
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>>67802887
Shame
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>>67802839
>Irish reading comprehension
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>>67802651
Some Vrsaljko.
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>>67802907
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>>67802609
In:
Calleri
Lallana
Cork
Vestergaard

Out:
-Mason (Bournemouth)
-Carroll (Newcastle)
-Fazio (Sevilla)

Lallana is a bit of a longshot if Liverpool can't get Gotze, because as far as I know he's been pretty good for them this season.
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>>67802943
He's really good, he also hasnt signed anything yet
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http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2016/May/official-club-statement-as-louis-van-gaal-leaves-manchester-united.aspx?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=ManUtd

fucking finally
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>>67802969

Vestergaard is going to Gladbach
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>>67802843

That sounds great. Spurs have dropped a bunch of points when Lamela had to be subbed off (at least 4 imo), if Pochettino can put another Lamela out there in his place it could really make a difference.
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So where will
>Andriy Yarmolenko
>Hatem Ben Arfa
>Lassana Diarra
>John Stones
>William Carvalho
>Son
>Ricardo Rodriguez
>Icardi
>Pjanic
>Isco
>Gotze
>Jese
>Marquinhos
>Kovacic
go?
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>>67802984
>A decision on a successor as manager will be announced soon.

this is ridiculous, everybody knows who it is
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>>67802979
Napoli is interested, I think they'll get him.
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>>67802843
>next Lamela

look at that rabona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUkCDDf52Y
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>>67802984
> He has behaved with great professionalism and dignity throughout his time here.

Lel.
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>>67803020
>So where will
>>Andriy Yarmolenko
>>Hatem Ben Arfa
>>Lassana Diarra
>>John Stones
>>William Carvalho
>>Son
>>Ricardo Rodriguez
>>Icardi
>>Pjanic
>>Isco
>>Gotze
>>Jese
>>Marquinhos
>>Kovacic
>go?
liverpool la
>>
Manure just issued a statement that LVG has "left" the club
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>>67803020
Son will stay imo, no way will Poch give up on him after one injury-riddled season.
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>>67803020
>Ben Arfa
Possibly a mid table Epl club MAYBE Palace
>Diarra
Nowhere
>Stones
Nowhere
>Rodriguez
United
>Pjanic
Juve
>Isco
Chelsea
>Gotze
nowhere
>Marquinhos
nowhere
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>>67803020
>Yarmolenko
Stoke or Sevilla
>John Stones
Manchester City
>Carvalho
Leicester
>Son
Heung-Min? Staying at Tottenham
>Rodriguez
Liverpool or Real Madrid
>Icardi
Arsenal
>Pjanic
Staying at Roma
>Isco
Juventus
>Gotze
Chelsea or Dortmund
>Jese
Staying at Real
>Marquinhos
Man Utd
>Kovacic
Staying at Real
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>>67803020
>Andriy Yarmolenko
Chelsea
>Hatem Ben Arfa
Lyon
>Lassana Diarra
United
>John Stones
City
>William Carvalho
Erverton
>Son
Southampton
>Ricardo Rodriguez
Chelsea
>Icardi
United
>Pjanic
Juventus
>Isco
Liverpool
>Gotze
stays at Bayern
>Jese
Spurs
>Marquinhos
Barcelona
>Kovacic
Spurs on loan
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>>67803020
Isco will stay, James is better but madridistas root for him because he is spaniard.

James will ask Floren to let him go after CA.
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>>67803104
Need James at United for fifa purposes
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>>67803076
m8 Ben Arfa is currently negociating with PSG, Barcelona and Lyon, why would he join Palace?
>Diarra nowhere
He's out of contract and PSG, Chelsea, United and Inter want him. There's NO WAY he's staying at l'OM
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>"he subbed a keeper, tactical genius" is gone
>we're gonna get the best manager in the world

Feels really good man.
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>>67803020
>Yarmolenko
no clue
>Ben Arfa
Dortmund
>Diarra
PSG
>Stones
United
>Carvalho
Juve
>Son
Southampton
>Rodriguez
City
>Icardi
Atletico
>Pjanic
Roma
>Isco
Real
>Gotze
Bayern
>Jese
Real
>Marquinhos
PSG
>Kovacic
Real
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>>67803125
>Barcelona
This was confirmed to be a false rumour spread by his agent.
>>
>pep
>mouyes
>conte
>wenger
>klopp
>ranieri
>poch
>unai emery apparently wants to join everton

wew lad
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>>67803158
jfs out
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>>67803049
LVG_rolling_on_floor.gif
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>>67803020
Yarmo to Stokelona la
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2016/may/23/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-premier-league-verdict-video

Pretty good summary tbqh
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>>67802069

big guy
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>>67802969
I don't trust Bentaleb, hopefully Spurs get somebody with more experience to be Dembele's backup.
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>Juventus have rejected an offer of around €90 million from Barcelona for striker Paulo Dybala, according to Tuttosport.
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So bored of Mourinho

Become too predictable

Just annoying now
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>>67803400
why the fuck do barca need another striker
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>>67803400
>MSND
So, are they trying to just buy every world class striker there is?
>>
Apparently Gladbach are looking to sign Rode, Vestergaard, Edimilson Fernandes and Embolo with the Xhaka money. Though if there's any truth to what Bild say they're prepared to spend for Embolo, they're not going to get him.
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>>67803400
Good
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>>67803422
>I got that Xhaka money
>I got that Xhaka money
>I got that Xhaka money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V35jvY0u7I
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>>67803418
It's probably fake but they will definitely try to sign a back up for MSN. They have very little forward depth.
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>>67803418
hoarding
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>>67803158
>unai emery apparently wants to join everton
lol
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>>67803451

>backup for 90m

seems legit. Pretty sure Barca will go for Sandro Wagner instead.
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>>67803400
>Tuttosport.
NEVER EVER believ anything they write
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn8oJmNJxpk
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>>67803451
>>67803492
They did just sign that new Nike shirt deal, they have some cash to splash
>>
If someone wants to watch the Barcelona season celebration (just started) here's the link

http://www.ccma.cat/tv3/directe/tv3/

there will be speeches by the players
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>>67803451

>90 million for a back-up player

The absolute state of modern football
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>>67803400
>trying to sign a Jewventus player

Lost cause.
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>>67803515
kek
>Xabi Alonso to Juve
>Schweinsteiger to Juve
>Robben to Juve
>>
so is shitting on Game of Thrones a 4chan meme or is it actually bad

>>67803517
yeah but 90m on a backup player

90 million
>>
>>67803556

>so is shitting on Game of Thrones a 4chan meme or is it actually bad

It has actually become pretty shit.
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>>67803556
Game of Thrones is the best thing on TV. It's just emotionally devastating to watch
>>
>>67803556
>is it actually bad
It's gone downhill since the writers had to make up new stuff, not based on the books. It was never as good as it's made out to be though.
>>
>>67803556
>yeah but 90m on a backup player
A backup player who will be a readymade world class starter in 2 years when Suarez starts to decline. The story is definitely fake but if Barcelona had a chance to sign Dybala for 90m they'd go for it.
>>
>>67803556
>>67803573
Last season was shit, so far it has been better this season
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>>67803556
the books are equally shit though
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>>67803515
Would you say Juve is a club that has to sell? Or are they financially sound
>>
ricardo rodriquez soon lads
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>>67803614
>Or are they financially sound
They're financially sound, they only sell important players if they want to buy big. Like Vidal last summer.
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It was fun while it lasted Jesse, enjoy your loan at a relegation club next season :(

>tfw you're genuinely sad
>>
>>67803614
No need to sell at all
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>>67802839
>Brazilians
I know youre ragin bout gotze lad, but still, compose yourself

>>67803040
muh dick!
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>>67803665
>>67803648
Thanks lads
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>>67803556
It's trash. Yet I keep on watching.

goodnite, lads.
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>>67803401
Not predictable enough for Wonga.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj0njC7H3Jk

wew lads
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>>67803773
ayy
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>>67803773
Every time x)
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>>67803556

It's completely average and recently jumped the shark following the worst high fantasy tropes. It's just normies that enjoy overreacting to shit so 4chan shits on it.
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>>67803773
Which doc was that?
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>>67803809

It literally says "Louis Theroux - A Different Brain" at the bottom you customer.
>>
>>67803649
>Utterly incompetent finisher
>Has lost the club between 10-20 points because of his inability to finish of relatively easy chances
>Rarely takes players on in 1-on-1 situations
>If he does he usually loses out
>Lightweight as fuck
>Slow as fuck
>No vision, hardly ever plays Martial/Rashford in on goal
>Sideways and backwards passing all year

Can't say I'm gutted t.b.h. We'll replace him with Griezmann and we will win the league with him scoring at least a minimum of 20 goals.

Seriously, fans need to stop listening to van Gaal, expectations ARE NOT TOO HIGH, his are ridiculously too low.

He does not have the quality yet to be a starter at United.

Loan him out to some relegation fodder team, see if he can score 10-15 PL goals for them then bring him back. When he's ready he's ready.
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>>67803649
Lingard is shit though, his ceiling is a high energy player off the bench and a nice goal doesn't change that.
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>>67803864
>We'll replace him with Griezmann and we will win the league

stopped reading there
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>>67803864
Griezman isn't going anywhere you mong
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>>67803864
lmao we are not getting griezmann you twat
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>>67803773
kek real nigga louis
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>>67803773
>>67803773
>>
are united fans gona sing the jose mourinho chant now?
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>>67803556
It's entertaining but shit and this season is obviously pandering to females
>>
>>67803912
Are you a real nigga?
>>
>>67803864
this
i swear to god some people have had their senses dulled by years of >moyes and van laal

49 goals is a fucking joke

martial alone should be hitting 35
rashford 25
lingard and depay around 20 each
then midfielders (carrick, herrera, fellaini, schwein or whoever) should be chipping in with a solid 10 goals per season

and what the fuck do we have instead? our top goalscorer on 17? the rest struggling to hit 5?

absolute fucking disgrace

i remember nani hitting 12-15 a season and people saying he needs to step it up, christ... this side would kill for 10 goals from a winger now a days
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>>67803943
What do you think?
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>>67803556
It's just another uninspired drama but this one has the gimmick of 'dude main character died lmao'.
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>>67803899
>>67803900
>>67803903
You are spastics, it's already basically confirmed.

>United fan
>Release clause
>Mourinho is a known fan

The holy trinity of confirmed you retards.

>b-b-but muh CL football
Guess what retard, the reason players want to play in the CL in the first place is so they can visit stadiums like Old Trafford. United are bigger than the CL.
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>>67803971
ahh you got me, the bait wasn't even that fresh either
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>>67803951
nani has never scored more than 10 goals in a season for utd. he scored 10 twice in 10/11 and 11/12
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>>67803931
truly the goat chant
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>>67803864
Same fucking goal/assists ratio in his first 1.5 seasons as the POTY 14/15 in the same positions.
>>67803951
>Conceded like 8 goals from open play this season with a weakling like Blind and a wrestler like Smalling
>Why even go for more than 1 goal scored per game :DDDDDDDD

Not saying everything was great. Lot of it must have been bad press and bad vibrations in the locker room.
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>>67803971
Nah m8, we're getting Neymar.

>not a United fan but everyone wants to play here
>release clause at 200m but infinite money lmao
>the board are known fans
Martial - Rashford - Neymar, MSN who?

>b-but muh CL football
He already won it once and one year without it is nothing when he'll be able to win another one for the biggest club in the world
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>>67803581
the books are shit
the TV show is a solid 8/10 but let down by all the MUH MAGIC MUH DRAGONS MUH GODS OF THE OLD AND NEW bullshit

they should have kept it simple, houses fighting against each other for power is a great concept to build on
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>>67804003
i know you're joking, but neymar is actually pretty likely if mourinho doesn't prefer griezmann

bale and ronaldo would be 3rd and 4th in terms of likeliness
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>>67803773
started watching the "Drinkin into oblivion" doc from the related vids

wew lad
this is how half of us will end probably
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>>67803952
Still makes me chuckle to this day. Along with 'Take your bitch ass back to London, nigga'.

I hope he makes that revisiting Saville documentary. Another chance to see Louis' dark side.
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>>67804007
>houses fighting against each other for power is a great concept to build on
Yeah, but Pillars of the Earth already exists for that.
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>>67803992
>i said 12
>was actually 10
Think you're missing the devastating point, son. It's not good enough.
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>>67804039
Louis Theroux is amazing, probably the best thing that ever came out of Britain. if you, or anyone just discovered him, just watch all of his docus, they are all both comfy and entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-TUzjSXOw
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>>67804007
>houses fighting against each other for power is a great concept to build on
How? It's not very original.
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>>67803998
m8, this season was an absolute shambles, arguably worse than moyes finishing 7th with the champions season given that van gaal had 2 years to come up with it and had 4 transfer windows to sort it out

absolutely horrific season
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>>67804039
saw the ad and was like nope not watching that shit

luckily im too poor to be permanently drunk
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Why do i never see Chelsea/Juve/Barca/Madrid/Arsenal teams talked about? All day its United take the cock out of your mouths lads
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>>67804104
Uh.. yeah it is. In that setting, with that sort of production level and that amount of talent in terms of actors and the people it can attract. There's nothing else like it.

All it needs to do is lose the dragons, the magic and white-walker shit and it'd be golden.

Hell, they could even keep the wildlings, that could be the real reason for the wall.
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>>67804100
I know mate, just hadn't seen the one on alcoholism
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>>67803151
Source?
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Why in the world would Griezmann, the striker of a CL finalist, living in Madrid move to Manchester United, a EL first knockout team that will force him to move to Manchester?

>>67804117

We're making fun of their delusion.
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rip in piece Louis, you will always be remembered for paying 35 trillion for Memepiss Degaya and his scoring two magnificent goals against a top notch Belgian side
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>>67804141
griezmann is a well known united fan mate

he could be the next catona
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>>67804149
delet this
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>>67803649
Lingard will probably start often under mourinho because he isn't a lazy fuck and will actually track back
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>>67804111
Most points in the first 3rd of the season, most points in the last 3rd of the season.
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>>67804149

>Louis' greatest feat at United is literal money laundering

I wonder where both Blind and Memephis will end up.

My bets are on Swansea and Southampton
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>>67804164
Mourinho started Donaldo and Hazard as wingers at his 2 most recent jobs, probably the 2 worst wingers in the world in terms of defensive work rate.

The whole >le murino only plays defensive players meme is retarded
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>>67804154
>catona
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>>67804175
Donaldo and Hazard aren't true wingers and can actually score fucktard if anything mata is seriously fucked because Lingard and Valencia are probably going to share that position.
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>>67804170
>Most points in the first 3rd of the season
Not true.

>most points in the last 3rd of the season.
Not true either
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>>67804173
I suspect Mempish is secretly Quincy Owusu

Blind can become king of manlets in the Mexican Liga or in the jungles of Austria
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>>67804154

I would agree that the move would be likely if they had champions league, maybe if he wins the CL with Atletico he'll be more willing to move, otherwise I just don't see it happening.
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>>67804175
hazard did track back
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>>67804196
>Donaldo and Hazard aren't true wingers
Doesn't matter, they occupy the winger spot and leave a defensive whole in behind. Fuck off with your memes.
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>>67804111
don't forget he basically relied on the failure moyes signings to get him out of shit every time.
Mata and Fellaini are basically playing anytime they're fit.
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>>67804212
>they occupy the winger spot
No they don't you deluded fuckwit. Which retard would consider Ronaldo at Real a winger?
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>>67804181
Would
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>>67804173
I can see Blind ending up somewhere decent desu
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>>67804229
You're so stupid it hurts to read your posts. It doesn't matter how Ronaldo plays his role, what matters is that playing Ronaldo leaves you exposed down your left side. And Mourinho still played him.
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>>67804233
yes, maybe a professor at the Academy of Passing Sideways
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>>67804242
>Ronaldo plays his role
No he doesn't, Watch some fucking football before commenting you clueless fucktard.
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>>67804251
RIP JLDH
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>>67804242
>Ronaldo is 99% of the time the furthest man forward at Real Madrid and literally goalhangs for tap ins
>He's a winger
Stop posting anytime.
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>>67804252
>quoting 1/4th of a sentence and replying to it
So you can't even read properly. Can't say I'm surprised.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoV5BwJ9UOA

>tfw I'll never be 10 again
>this United team will never exist again
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>>67804251
if he ever needs an assistant, I know who to call
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>>67804293

Whatever happened to that guy? Was he abducted by the Polish mafia after murdering that one Polish player?
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>>67804265
You're so fucking retarded no one should ever have to read anything you type.
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>>67804305
You're only half right. The Russian mob got to him, keeping him stuck at Zenit by asking 80 million for the lad.
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