>Louis van Gaal sacked by Man Utd, with Jose Mourinho set to replace him.
>Mourinho's agent Jorge Mendes is expected in Manchester on Tuesday to open talks with United, but Mourinho will not be there. Indeed, he's still in London and has been spotted leaving his house this afternoon.
Other News:
>Mainz goalkeeper Loris Karius is in Liverpool for a medical ahead of completing a £4.7m move to the club.
>Chris Coleman has signed a two-year extension to his contract as Wales manager, which will take him through the World Cup qualifying campaign.
anyone know where mou's daughter lives
just wondering haha
mama mia
More like Mouchester Mounited! Haha!
>Götze has today fired his agent Volker Struth who was criticizing Bayern and pushing for a move to Liverpool
>getting linked to Liverpool is a sackable offence
kek
>>67798479
why do you want to know that haha cheers
>de gay
>>67798459
>Jose's wife is Matilde
>Jose's daughter is Matilde
>Jose's son is Jose
Jesus fuck what a boring as fuck family
The real losers are Arsenal. There is no way they are getting top 4 next year.
>>67798479
Shes fucking ugly and degenerate
>>67798493
Kek.
>VDB wins
>He has described himself as a "child of refugees"
>UK won't leave the Eu
>Trump won't win
Islam will dominate Europe within 100 years
PLEASE
GET RID OF GIGGS
HOLY SHIT HES BEEN THERE THROUGH MOYES
THROUGH VAN GAAL
EVEN ON HIS OWN
GET RID OF HIM
>>67798493
>Judas blaming everyone else
Ha.
>>67798502
every single year
>>67798504
degenerate how?
>OK, it’s now 2.32pm, the New York stock exchange is open for business, and we still have no announcement from Manchester United. I’m starting to think it’s all a hoax, and that Louis van Gaal and Ed Woodward are in a Carrington office right now reading this blog, laughing maniacally and repeatedly hugging each other.
>If you’re out there, guys, it’s not funny any more. The joke’s over. You can come out now.
>
OK, it’s now 2.32pm, the New York stock exchange is open for business, and we still have no announcement from Manchester United. I’m starting to think it’s all a hoax, and that Louis van Gaal and Ed Woodward are in a Carrington office right now reading this blog, laughing maniacally and repeatedly hugging each other.
If you’re out there, guys, it’s not funny any more. The joke’s over. You can come out now.
>>67798523
>>67798526
Where is this?
>>67798530
Remember when Italy were good?
>>67798526
>yfw Jose and Van Gaal announced as co-managers
>>67798511
>Judas
*tips Pöhler cap*
>>67798509
Enjoy the ride.
>>67798535
https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2016/may/23/manchester-united-louis-van-gaal-jose-mourinho
Liverpool getting cucked.
>>67798501
that naming convention is quite common in spic countries lad
>>67798509
What's a 'VDB'?
>>67798459
>>Mainz goalkeeper Loris Karius is in Liverpool for a medical ahead of completing a £4.7m move to the club.
Fucking finally Memegnolet's ending.
>>67798530
>Conte literally rather bring Alex Meret (literally who) than Donnarumma
>Eder and Immobile over Belotti, Berardi or Gabbiadini
>Mortolivo
>>67798535
Marchiso and Verratti are kill tbf
>>67798568
>3rd goalkeeper spot
>mattering in the slightest
>>67798563
and replaced with memeius
Guys which meme player is going to be the new James and have his transfer inflated to fuck for a few meme performances in the yuros?
>british taxpayer money at work
fucking hell, what happened to the bbc?
>>67798595
rashford when he wins us the euros la
>>67798557
New Austrian president
>>67798576
4th actually, i still wonder who Meret is and why Conte has him as 4th
>>67798568
Whatever happened to Mattia Perin?
>>67798595
Some Portuguese guy probably, they have a bunch of meme players who nobody has really heard of
>>67798583
He can't be worse, can he?
>>67798607
injured
>>67798607
Exploding-kness.png
>>67798595
Leroy Sane
>>67798595
Joao Mario
>>67798596
BBC Sport/football site works fine for me lad.
>>67798557
Alexander van der Bellen. Green candidate for Austrian president.
>>67798619
>implying not
>>67798595
Eden Hazard
>>67798595
I'd say Renato Sanches if he didn't already move to Bayern
Shame about Gotze, the kid is so delusional he'd fit right in at Liverpool. Does he really think Ancellotti is going to start him often?
>>67798634
It is literally and unironically rigged to prevent
>muh evil nazi leader
>>67798595
>yfw the vardy party goes to camp nou
>>67798557
Vicente Del Bosque.
>>67798609
Don't listen to him, Karius has been really good for Mainz. He's a good all round keeper, definitely better than Mignolet.
>>67798634
>name is Bellen
>Literally a Bellend
Like pottery desu senpai
>Fernebache confirms interest in Agger, which would result in him being partnered up with Danish cb Simon Kjær
Sweet
>>67798595
Got a feeling it will be a defender since every team needs a new one
>>67798595
Literally the whole Polish NT after we win the EURO's.
>>67798669
Umtiti then after he's called up to replace Varane
>>67798645
I know, m8. Don't have to tell me. It will be vdB. Could be worse though. The fear the media instilled in people was interesting to see.
>>67798662
DELETE
>>67798663
Why would anyone play in Turkey?
Can't be that desperate for a wage.
>tfw signing a glorious Aryan keeper
I didn't think there were any non-race traitors left in Germoney.
>>67798673
Zombie Hitler will invade again literally before that happens.
>>67798679
Look at the state of him.
Literally a meme footballer.
>dyed fag hairdo
>arm tattoos
>>67798679
How long till black muslim queen of england?
>>67798679
>Mickey Mouse glove tattoo
He'll fit right in at Liverpool
>>67798459
>mfw Giggs going to get BTFO by Mou
>>67798679
All the best keepers are white
>>67798679
>those tats
>not untermensch
>>67798704
kek
>>67798705
Giggs is the cancer that killed Utd.
He's been knifing LVG in the back to his buddies at The Guardian like he did to Moyes.
Napoli signed Tonelli
>inb4 howl noises
>>67798706
What if the NBA players became all became goalies?
>>67798679
If he's as good at catching balls as he is at catching literal 10/10 bitches then I'm very excited about next season
>>67798595
Andre Gomes
>>67798706
>Keylor Navas
>White
>>67798722
There comes a point when you're too tall and it takes you too long to get on the ground to save low shots.
>>67798722
they wouldn't want to get their knees dirty
>Mario Götze has fired his agent who was pushing for a move to Liverpool. You couldn't make it up
>>67798725
He's gonna have to adjust to the surreal culture shock of playing for a deluded football club.
>>67798725
would make her one of my wives
>>67798595
Jon Walters
>>67798737
I love me some SS
>
>
>
>Smug Sam
>>67798737
I love BigSam but hate Snuderland.
Why does football toy with my emotions?
>>67798557
Very Dirty Birds.
Lots of 'em in UK, will nosh you off in the toilets of clubs and let you finger them on the dance floor.
>Adam Johnson gets £20 a week job as hairdresser at Doncaster jail
![gepa_alaba_mueller_europa_statistik_070613[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jqKdUzR.jpg "gepa_alaba_mueller_europa_statistik_070613[1].jpg")
Why are they so GOAT, bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ_jlqtltMM
>>67798753
I love Klopp but hate Liverpool.
Go figure.
>“Back to the Giggs stay/go debate from earlier, one of the things that has impressed me about Mourinho is the seeming conveyor belt (maybe slight exaggeration there) of his coaching staff who have gone into management, including Brendan Rodgers, Steve Clarke and AVB,” writes Karl Gibbons. “If I were Giggs, I would have a look at those names and be happy to stay and learn from an undoubted great of the game, and Mourinho would then be the third such titan he will have learned from … and Moyes.” That is all true. I can why Giggs might want to stay, but whether Mourinho would want him to is less straightforward.
>>67798756
>tfw I unironically fingered a Britbird on the Dance Floor in Val Thorens past february
>>67798738
He's already played for Shitty so he should be fine.
>>67798770
Same. I can see him turning greyer and going bald next season as being a manager of a small club takes it toll.
>>67798760
probably spends it all on rich tea biscuits
>>67798771
Did you enjoy your first VDB encounter?
Is this new liverpoop keeper good?
Can't wait for Jamie the Burton Albion fan and Rick the Hartlepool fan's piss to be boiled as they revert back to incoherently ranting about glory hunters and referees or something.
>Neither Arteta nor Rosicky shirts are available from Arsenals shop for the 16/17 season
>Flamini is
The utter madmen
Ibra will get exposed, to be frank.
>>67798800
probably not
Looks like it's back to United dominating EPL again.
>Shares in Manchester United are up nearly 4% since trading opened half an hour ago, report the FT.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Hey guys was just wondering if this new keeper that Liverpool signed was any good?
>>67798809
disagree
>>67798807
Maybe his contract hasn't expired yet
>>67798812
Investors see that Manure is on the way back to success.
>>67798811
For a season or two.
Which player will lead the revolt against Mou in Season 3?
>>67798812
That I'm making mad dosh m8
>>67798812
money
>>67798832
Rashford
>>67798744
>yfw hoofball wins Ireland the group
>>67798819
Arteta and Rosickys haven't run out either.
>>67798832
Ronnie after he comes home.
>>67798832
TSUUUUUUUUUney
>>67798501
My wife's son is Muhammad
>>67798817
I've never seen him play but I guess he's probably not great
>>67798846
okay, but they expire at the end of the season
>>67798798
I don't know, I woke up with blood on my fingers, not sure if it was hers since I also got a nosebleed
>>67798678
I don't care, but it is good for our NT
>>67798854
He is great, trust me. Played extremely solid this season, I'd even rate him over Leno and Ter Stegen at the moment.
>>67798858
As does Flamini
>>67798853
Your wife's son is probably her nephew too.,
Sand niggers promote cousin marriage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kRWj7LFfFo
— Pratyaksh Agarwal (@pratyaksh_a)
May 23, 2016
@gerard_meagher Have a feeling #VanGaal will come out & say, "The team still believes in my philosophy! I am not going,you fat man!" #Scared
>>67798501
no bully pls
Any updates on the Mario Götze to Liverpool situation?
ok lads everyone's saying RM will sign morata then sell him on since they have the buy-back deal but what i don't get is why wouldn't any interested club just deal directly with juve?
yes, juve have to accept madrid's bid but surely they can accept other bids too? and then it's up to the player?
>>67798896
>Pratyaksh
>>67798905
I think they would face a penalty from RM for doing that
>>67798905
supposedly there is a clause which says they can't sell him to another club
>>67798905
>why wouldn't any interested club just deal directly with juve?
Because there's a clause in his contract that says Juve would have to pay a huge fine to Madrid if they sell without their agreement within the first 3 years or so
>>67798905
Juve have to pay an amount to Real if they sell him on.
So who do you think is going to be the first to fuck Mathilde? I'm going for either Luke Shaw or a Martial/Fosu Mensah combo
Also Januzaj to be the first to get friendzoned
>>67798530
>tfw no stupid sexy pirlo
>>67798927
>Luke Shaw
>fucking any woman ever
pick 1, he might fuck Jose's son though.
>>67798893
you could make a video of mignolet like this tbf
>>67798927
Probably Memphis, he has tons of time on his hands
>>67798459
amazing how such a charming and sexy man had such an ugly looking child
>>67798893
>every shot directly at him
>>67798904
He wants to sit on the bench at Bayern for one more season then go somewhere else on a free
>>67798927
Januzaj has that pussy pulling magnetism. Didn't you read that article about that hambeast that cancelled her wedding even though he doesn't even know she exists?
>>67798927
who the fuck is Mathilde
>>67798927
>Januzaj tries to take her to Nandos
>Asks Mou to give them a lift since his mum is too busy
>>67798965
mou's daughter/wife
>>67798927
Adam Johnson
>>67798644
Nah, he just wants his 12mil a year. He's not getting that anywhere else.
Also might be a fuck you to Buyern. Taking their money, not playing and then leaving for free.
>>67798960
>implying that's a valid criticism
Good positioning is part of being a goalkeeper.
@AnfieldRd96
Loris Karius
One of Germany's biggest prospect
22 Years Old
£4.7m
If Carlsberg did transfers.
>this slipperpool delusion
>>67798925
>>67798922
oh that makes sense I guess
why tf would a club the size of juventus agree to that in the first place though. guess they're not really losing out per se but still makes the original signing seem completely pointless
>>67798624
joao mario will literally win the balon d'or though
>>67798999
Trips confirm.
>>67798996
The fee's probably a bit bigger tham that. Mainz won't be selling him under his release clause, considering they're already losing Baumgartlinger, and might lose Malli.
>>67798999
>>67799000
double trips means it's now certain
>>67798774
City aren't deluded though.
>3rd, 1st, 2nd, 1st, 2nd, 4th
Versus...
>6th, 8th, 7th, 2nd, 6th, 8th
Fucking sick and tired of reading about Mou, Chelsea, Pep and Ibramemeovic lads
>>67798999
>>67799000
>i rate joao mario
>>67799022
City didn't even started to play yet. Just watch until Pep actually arrives at Manchester.
>>67798996
lmao that account is not taking the gotze news well
>>67798997
>why tf would a club the size of juventus agree to that in the first place though
That's just how Real and Barcelona do business when it comes to academy products. They always want that buy back option just in case.
>Javier Hernadez to Juventus confirmed
>Di Mateo to take over Van Gaal's job at united
get it here first folks
any updates on the me holding hands with a girl situation?
De Gay
? - Varane - Smalling - Shaw
Schweinstiger - João Mário
Martial - Rooney
Zlatan
with Mourinho on the bech
United confirmed for 2016/2017 Premier League Champions
>>67799055
>>Di Mateo to take over Van Gaal's job at united
No I am not.
>>67799061
Just paper talk, it'll never happen.
t. ITK
>>67799061
looks like the deal fel through and you're being banned indefinitely
>>67799061
Confirmed for happening, just pay the transfer fee of 250 euro to the 'agent'
>>67798997
Because it was the only way to get Morata back then.
>>67799061
Fax machine broke down, you're gonna have to wait till january
>>67799063
>Schweinstiger
Lol. He's been past it for years and more injury prone than company.
Ibrahimovic will probably just be another Falcao, Di Maria or Schweinsteiger.
>>67798996
>liverkek delusion
https://twitter.com/AnfieldRd96/status/734704623274053633
So lads, who will be next to snub Manure?
>>67799063
>441
new phylosophy?
>>67799099
That's okay Rashford and Martial still live and breathe
>Martial scored 17 goals in his debut season mostly playing on the wing
I can't wait for the new Yorke and Cole
>>67799093
>it's a Numbers post
Post cake
>>67799122
nice, you can add Rashford next to Zlatan then
>>67799113
Van Gaal,
He'll resign before being sacked.
>>67799132
Her post was 100% accurate though
This salt
opta just made a new sporcle quiz
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Optajoe/premier-league-hat-tricks---first-for-each-nationality
>>67799154
Kek.
>>67798518
See OPs pic
>>67799061
>girl at work is in to me (girl a)
>tfw I like her friend, also at work (girl a)
>decide to flirt with girl a because why the fuck not
>Girl b tells me to calm it down since she knows girl a likes me
Now I've just got to figure out where I stand with Girl B...
>>67799154
No player would ever go to Liverpool unless it's the only choice.
>>67799177
Ignore both, chicks like that shit
>>67799111
>reading through tweets
>Liverpool are pleased to announce the signing of Shane Long for an undisclosed fee. You know it's going to happen
wonder when he will realize going from soton to pool is actually a step down right now
>>67799177
>women
>not even once
>>67799145
>Her
>>67799154
top lel
>>67799177
where is this degenerate pit of lesbianism that you work?
>>67799154
>6 (six) tweets
tell me theres more
>>67799154
Can't blame Gotze. Staying makes sense, if Ancelotti plays him and he does well then he can sign an extension with Bayern. And if he continues to struggle, he can always go to Liverpool and get 150k a week+a huge signing bonus in 2017.
>>67799111
>Coutinho
>Firmino
A team with those two isn't winning anything.
>>67799173
Because she has mou blood?
While i would fuck mourinho Senior
his kids are so fucking ugly
Is there any doubt that the Manchester derby is going to be bigger than El Clasico next season?
>>67799207
britain
>>67799154
>Positive vibes only
>Prick.
>I hope he rots
>I'm going to hurt someone
>Positive vibes only
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36359063
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67799179
underrated post
>>67799196
But Girl B is really fit :(
>>67799207
Working with children = 90% female staff
>>67799216
Is there any reason for her to wear that anyway? I don't get women at all.
>>67799228
just found out the utd job is open again
>>67799217
Of course there's no doubt, we are the biggest club in the most popular league in the world.
Reminder that Mourinho argued with a 12 year old for bullying his daughter almost 10 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Zca3yYp_w
>>67799235
When did they let you out of jail Adam?
>>67799216
dat foot game though
>>67799235
nonce
>>67799179
Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, and arguably even West Ham and Leicester are all better destinations than Liverpool right now. What a time to be alive.
>>67799244
BASED DAD
>>67799244
>and?
>>67799216
She forgot her neck
>>67798459
>>67799216
She looks like a Sand Snake
>>67799236
To get attention
>>67799248
>>67799252
My cell mate Rolf helps me with contacts.
>>67799236
attention
>>67799226
Well he is going to miss out on this.
>>67799235
Oi, r u a pedo or sumfin m8
>>67799268
she can sand my snake any day lad
>>67799244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYrTac0LEa8
>>67799278
Nah, it aint pedo, quran says its ok my brother.
Didn't Gotze do the whole "I want to stay forever" routine at Dortmund just before leaving for Bayern?
Hi where are the sackings?
>>67799276
>tfw you wont have pure german gf
>>67799244
wow Portuguese really does sound Russian
>>67799286
state of that kid
>>67799268
Don't mention that name here
>>67799293
Insha'allah
>Álvaro Morata's agent Juanma López tells @La_SER that "it is Madrid's intention to buy-back Morata".
>Cadena Ser: Morata wants to play in the Premier League next season. @Arsenal are prepared to offer "a lot of money".
>Cadena Ser go on to mention "rumours of a bid worth €50m (£38.7m)" from Arsenal. Say Madrid would accept that.
>>67799286
that kid is homosexual
>>67799300
>you will never have an argie gf
its like a western girl but 100x better
>>67799329
but y
Would rather just try for Chic if we want a not-world class guy. At least he'd be more knowledgeable about the league and has scored more than 10 goals in a season.
>>67799355
>100x better
you mean blacker
>Renato Sanches has confirmed he rejected Man United: "Everyone know they made an offer, but I had others as well."
>>67799368
bet he's regretting that now lol
>>67799368
Who
>>67799374
Yeah, must be awful going to Bayern where he might GOAT it up in his first season like Coman did
>>67799366
Have you ever actually been there?
>Done deal! @matshummels has put pen to paper on his contract at #FCBayern.
>>67799368
hehehe
>United
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
>>67799154
delicious butthurt. Time to fap
>>67799405
what an absolute TWAT
>>67799405
OMG He's so dreamy <3
>>67799378
Portuguese lad who joined Bayern for up to €80M
>>67799409
>unironically thinking this isnt the best boot of all time
>>67799405
DISGRACE
>>67799405
feels good
>>67799405
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>67799359
they're hardly interchangable players are they
>I've made a huge mistake
>>67799154
>whining cuz a meme player has rejected your meme team
>>67798595
Mario gaspar if he starts
>>67799443
celtic version needed
>>67799443
why does brenny always look so rapey?
>>67799443
I honestly think he's going to do a great job, he's a solid manager but he was the victim of his own hype at Liverpool.
>>67799443
>his smile and optimism: gone
>>67799405
is Hummels a t*rk?
>>67799442
We don't need another target man.
