>that guy who prefers test cricket over T20
cricket is fucking gay you fucking faggot
This is bait
Test>ODI>Wallop20>boreball
>>67791996
>>67792924
What does any of this mean
>>67792932
cricket was too deep for some people so they invented a shitty version to pander to women and children
some people unironically prefer the shitty version
It's like mini golf or futsal
>>67792990
based daniel
tesd grigit is the only grigit
>that guy who watches IPL
t20 > odi > test
>>67791996
It's no surprise you think that. T20 was created to cater to Americans with ADHD brought up on video games and coca cola and doughnuts. uncultured swine
>>67795572
That's why no one here watches it, that champions tour thing was a total disaster, don't think any of the games sold out
>the guy who prefers cricket for baseball
T20 is traditional cricket. Test came up centuries later. Which idiot would say let's invent a game that lasts for 5 days
>>67795923
POO IN LOO
>>67795954
hahaha
>>67795954
Haha nice, saw this joke on Reddit
>>67792097
why are canadians such boors?
It's cute yet sad how Daniel has been on reddit for only a couple of months yet feels the need to try and tailor r/cricket to his tests only safe space.
It genuinely upsets him to see discussion of a format he doesn't like.
>watching 5 days of rain and fat old men blocking
>all for a no result in the end
T20 IS the future. Deal with it, you fat fucks.
The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn
>>67796080
this is my favourite pasta
Test cucket watchers on literal, unironical and objective suicide watch.
>>67791996
super over >>> t20
>>67793306
WATCH
>>67796119
OUR
>game takes 5 days
>ends with a draw
no thanks
>>67796091
Thanks, I'm pretty proud of it. Please remember to give credit.
>>67796058
Sometimes I feel like he's just there to stir shit but sometimes he's made some reasonably unironic posts about the quality of posts on reddit
>>67796196
he genuinely likes it since it's the only place that doesn't call him out for being a fucking casual
he constantly posts inane shit like that """dissection""" of a chinaman bowler and everyone sucks his dick. He then tries to spout shit about BJ Watling being good and Khawaja being a specialist middle order batsman, Cook being one of the best batsman in the world or Lara being overrated and gets laughed out of /cric/
>>67796152
POO
>>67796318
saved to my american banter folder lads
>>67796334
There's something quite relaxing about watching women poo, particularly if they have long and slow ropey poos, or dehydrated poo that makes their anus really struggle! There are as many kinds of poo as there are grains of sand on the beach, each one unique and beautiful. The sight of solid waste exiting a beautiful woman's most private hole will never grow old for me, and I have several hours of video queued up for this evening's entertainment.
Hey if the guy who told me to watch out of the ashes is here, it was good shit m8.
-the american guy who picked up cricket during England sri lanka test match
T20 is clearly designed for children, women, the mentally incapacitated, the weak willed, gypsies, homosexuals and other undesirables. Whereas test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society. Comparing T20 to test cricket is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall, to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful test captain becoming the leader of the nation, as the mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be ok for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday they would have to burn the brightly coloured garb associated with the 'sport' and would be told "you're man now, learn to block".
>>67796657
>with the most successful test captain becoming the leader of the nation, as the mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity.
>>67796295
Oh man yeah because you're such a suppository of cricketing info, right kuntykucka? Literally everything that spews from your mouth is as inane as Daniel's reddit pandering, you're pretty much the exact same person by now, but at least Daniel acknowledges he knows fuck all
>>67796367
Did you watch the doco on the 2005 Ashes? This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs
>>67796701
Will Smith form a successful macroeconomic plan for securing the future of the australian economy?
>>67796701
>1 run to win
>better send the cripple :^)
>>67797075
Oh damn i actually saw this and started it but thought it wasnt the one so i went to the one about t20 afgjanistan. Ill check this one too
>>67797075
>ywn stay up all night watching the greatest series ever played with your best mates again
>>67797095
he knew that McMeme would be so caught up in his ""nice guy"" image that he would bowl Craig
literally elite tactics
>>67797114
The afghan one's awesome too, but the 2005 Ashes covers a good number of the great players of England and Australia recently. Also there's one on Calcutta 2001 which is pretty good too.
>>67797064
this is the fifth time you've called me krazykrezja in the last 24 hours, even after I explicitly told you how to identify his posts
reevaluate your ""life""
>>67797064
I like this new guy, he's merging into a hybrid of daniel and statsbro
Keep up the good work lad, make sure to keep repudiating krazycivilservant's pathetic opinions.
>>67797261
NO ONE else is pathetic enough to stalk through Daniel's reddit drivel mate. Krazykuckold practically sits there refreshing his account so he can drop """elite""" "truth" bombs on him, because he's so fucking insecure about his miserable existence.
If you unironically do that as well, then you may as well all be the same person. Seriously, how fucking pathetic can you be?
ODI is the best and is the reason it's the kind played at the CWC as well as the only universally recognized form of cricket
T20 and Test and unofficial regional forms of cricket
>>67797348
ODI is utter shit m8 it's like the worst parts of test cricket with a bit of T20 thrown in at the end.
>>67797301
BASED FUCKING STATSBRO
>>67797301
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>>67797301
holy shit statsGOD, why are you so based?
>>67797301
BLOWN
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>>67797382
>>67797390
>>67797403
This is not me, this is shitspouter trying to ruin my reputation by pretending to be me samefagging.
>>67797301
KEK, Turknjaydee on LITERAL pooicide watch
statsbro on king of /cric/ watch
>>67797301
BTFO
>>67797301
this is LITERALLY the most hypocritical post I have EVER seen you make statscunt
reminder YOU constantly monitored krazykrezja's reddit so YOU could be the first one to mock him on /cric/
reminder YOU spent so much time on reddit that YOU were able to recognise similar posts being made from two otherwise unconnected posters
reminder YOU UNIRONICALLY spent hours of your """life"""" trying to dox krazykunt and failed miserably
reminder YOU are LITERALLY the most pathetic person on this website
I look forward to your furious, damage control filled reply, which I will not be reading
>>67797478
>LE REFER TO MYSELF IN THIRD PERSON XDXDXD
>XD I AM LE NOT LE KUNTYKUCK
Holy shit, you can't be serious with this charade,
>>67797557
Krazy here. That's not me and I have no interest in discussing your insecurities and obsessions, Mark.
Though it is good to see that you're finally out of rehab. I honestly thought Voges had shattered your soul.
>>67797640
>WAIT 10 MINUTES THEN RESPOND
HE DOES IT AGAIN
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>>67797647
the only previous post I've made itt is the GOATven GODth reaction image to the pom
please seek professional help
>on tinder
>this man matches with you and tell you test cricket is overrated
what do you do?
>>67797114
This might interest you as well. Some say it's bigger than the Ashes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNP9ZuGuZb8
>>67797962
>tfw no more india v pakistan test series
might be for the best anyway, it'd be played in the UAE and those pitches are fucking horrible
>>67797114
PLEASE learn more about our sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlCZwIOK-do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozSq8XC-LU
>>67797478
That wasn't me, but I'm enjoying confusing you clowns with the new guy who has the same posting style.
And for the record, the most pathetic poster on this board by a country mile is the one Australian who seriously, unironically follows and discusses women's cricket.
>>67797952
kill myself for being a gay abbo
>>67797064
>suppository
The 19 y/o ACT voting pseudo-intellectual strikes again.
>>67795429
The IPL has more drama and action than any garbage test match. Test needs to finally die off already.
>>67798515
Reminder that you can count the amount of great test matches in the past 10 years on one hand.
T20 dwarfs boreblock not just because of the excitement, but the athleticism and physicality. """Test"""" cricket is about as much of a sport as darts or chess. Like wow, you boreblocked your way to 30 off 120, and now you're going to put up your feet for the entire afternoon while some substitute fielder does the hard work for you. Kek. Don't make me laugh.
>>67798462
there is literally nothing wrong with woman's cricket
>>67798554
Shouldn't you be in bed to get up early for your 8am civil servant job?
>>67791996
>that guy
you mean pretty much everyone who watches cricket?
>>67798567
everyone outside of india
>watching cricket
>"Test" cricket
Literally the beta version (in so many ways).
>"Ian Chappell, calling for me to be banned worldwide. Ian Chappell, a man who was once convicted of unlawful assault in the West Indies for punching a cricket official. Ian Chappell, how can you ban the Universe Boss? You'd have to ban cricket itself," Gayle said.
>"This coming from a man who admitted he took Viagra during a Test match. Freddie Flintstone, a young boy like you taking Viagra? Don't lecture me. The only chop Freddie knows is when he used to bowl short to me and I would chop him past backward point for four," Gayle said.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
What are they testing? My patience?
haha
>>67798914
delete this
We should just give up on tests and focus on t20's. None of our batsmen have any heart, our bowlers all bowl short. Just rubbish.
>He rates meme20
Lets face it no one cares about Test cricket. The crowds are shit, the TV ratings are shit, and no one wants to watch a 30 hour match. This is why no one attends the Sheffield Shield. Because watching a 24-hour game spread over 4 days is boring as bat shit.
Can you imagine if T20 was the only form of the game for 150 years and someone said:
"Hey I have an idea, we will invent a new form of cricket. Instead of the current 3 hour game which has gone for 150 years, we make it go for 30 hours, spread over 5 days. Each team bats twice and if the match isn't finished, we just call it a "no result"
Yeah, I'm sure such an exciting conept would be a winner.
T20 is the game that cricket should always have been. And a club based concept is the way to go. Hopefully, over the next coupep of decades, Tests and one-dayers are relegated to the histroy books.
Both tests and one-dayers should never have been invented in the first place. They are the "wrong" way to play cricket. It has taken 150 years for people to work out the T20 is actally the real way to play cricket. It's the game we play in backyards and in schools.
>all this psuedotripfag drama never end
kys krazyreddit and friends
Reminder that this thread is essentially just Daniel impersonating Statsy and basedspouter
at least australia mostly keeps their cancer between themselves
I wouldn't have gotten into cricket if it wasn't for the IPL. Test cricket is archaic and needs to be phased out as soon as possible. Even leagues like the CPL and BBL are legitimizing the future of cricket (T20). The South African league is good too. Test fans need to accept that the only way to grow the sport is through T20. You can't convince someone to follow a 5 day match that can end in a draw. Especially not in America.
>>67798110
India are supposed to host Pak in December 2016 according to the FTP. But the venue might get shifted to UAE as you said. If you ask me Englistan is a better neutral venue desu.
>unironically liking meme20
Also I'm going to the Saturday of the coming second England test, pretty hype.
>>67798553
>boreblock
kek
>>67801256
>Test fans need to accept that the only way to grow the sport is through T20.
Nobody denies that my big strong american friend. Everyone realises that meme20 was invented to get women, kids and casuals interested in cricket. We can only hope that some people will be autistic enough to get into Test cricket. And no we can't convince anybody to follow Test cricket because you won't be able to grasp the meme unless you give it a chance and watch a couple of games.
Fellow anons have helped you with a couple of modern classics, do yourself a favour and watch these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNP9ZuGuZb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg3_NIUv7Z0
>>67801256
>IPL
>CPL
>BBL
>Ram slam
Even BSA T20 fans don't mention 'T20 Blast' - ECB on suicide watch for missing out on a massive opportunity.
is this now a /cric/ thread?
>>67791996
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>>67803291
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I'd watch test but who has time for that ? I'm obviously a casual but still.
>>67803746
Nobody watches a test, they listen to it on the radio.
>>67804047
This.
Its so comfy and resonates with summertime
>>67803746
You need to be wankered to sit through a full days play. Worse ways to spend a day though.
>>67798490
>not getting the reference
Underage freshcunt detected
>>67791996
I like Cricket :3
T20 is the short one that's over in about 4 hours, right? I like that one, although it's kinda long, I like how they are constantly pitching and scoring runs after pretty much each hit. Baseball can trudge along for periods of times
>>67803746
people with taste tbqh
>>67805463
Thats what appeals to me as well.
>>67805463
The average baseball game is roughly an hour shorter (3 hours). So just say baseball is too hard for you to understand. It's fine.
T20 is pretty great. ODI is good as well. I don't mind tests, but it's like...yeah, I'll just follow over-by-over on my phone. I'm not sitting down for like what, 8 hours for a day? Radio listening is probably okay though.
Who knows, I might feel different if America played test cricket.
>>67807379
No one, even the most autistic cucket bogans in the whole universe, actually watches an entire test match. I often just put it on while I'm studying or reading, it's a great sport for that. You look up every time you hear noise and catch what happened. It's comfy. T20 is over in 3 hours so you can't do that. It's not comfy.
>>67807527
I saw your sign on Queen St Daniel, it was pretty sad tttt (to tell the truth).
>>67807527
Makes sense.
I'm not crazy into cricket but I've payed attention to it over a few years. It seems like not too long ago T20 was an absolute meme
>Yes, I'm implying it's not one now
>>67807590
1. I'm not daniel
2. I was the one who posted that sign here you fucknugget stop trying to pretend to be me
Is /cric/, dare I say, back?
>>67808681
>cricket season starts
>""hurr durr is cric back???""
Are Americans, dare I say it, retarded?
>>67808681
IPL semis start from tonight lad.
GET HYP.
>Don't hate me just because I'm not what you want me to be. Don't hate me because I'm not who you are. I am me and I am honest. I stand by my friends and my friends stand by me. - Big Black Bull, 2016.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/1018659.html
as of right now
Cock(c)>Karunaratne
Fales>Silva
Compton(probably cut)<Mendis
Poot>Chandimal(wk)
Vince<Mathews(c)
Strokes(injured)>Thirimanne
Bitchstow(wk)>Shanaka
Beard man<Cabbie
Bread>Chameera
Finn>Eranga
Blanderson>Praderp
>>67805349
>>not getting the reference
Bush?
>>67811377
This is quite literally the first time you have ever done one of these accurately
>>67811710
How can you be australian and not know this, I'm not even from your country and I still remember this being shitted about the net constantly.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=suppository+of+all+wisdom
>>67811377
>comparing a wicketkeeper to an allrounder
>comparing an allrounder to a batsman
>comparing a batsman to a wicketkeeper
>comparing an opening bowler to a first change bowler (twice)
Americans everyone
>hur durr batting positions
>>67796366
Where should Woakes bat in the order lads? I realise that the England management will likely buy into the "allrounder goes at 6" meme but I think this is a perfect opportunity to push Mo up and hope that he does better. Woakes at 8 sounds like a dick move but that's just what happens when your batting is stacked.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Has anyone seen Goosey?
>yfw kkr wins the final again
>>67812736
How can a team with Pissrat,De Shitters,Black Bull and Fatson lose?
>>67813180
Because those aren't real player names and a team with imaginary players can't win, bud.
i'm big
>>67798881
Australians are historically renowned for being completely insufferable hypocrites on and off the field, with the most vocal ones usually being the biggest offenders. It's essentially why I can't support them.
Things to improve the IPL to make it more watchable
>no limits on international players
>bats, balls, boundary ropes, crease lines etc all light up
>there's a stage on the midwicket boundary with a bunch of rappers announcing the game. At the end of each over they do a 2-minute rap battle. Cheerleaders and fireworks as well for sixes and stuff
>All the players are mic'd up
>Have to use a minimum of 7 bowlers in a completed innings
>One hand one bounce is out
>There are four stumps instead of 3
>all the games are played at night
>everything, and I mean fucking everything, is sponsored
>there are meme awards for everything, not just Freecharge Bolt Moments. Every match gives an award for the best 'quick single', the best wicket celebration, the biggest six etc, and they're ALL sponsored
Any other ideas? I feel like it's currently walking this awkward middle ground between being a total joke and being a real competition, if it jumps the shark and becomes ultimate meme then I would unironically watch it.
>It's not a house, it's a home.
Australian squad for Sri Lanka tour announced: Steve Smith (c), David Warner (v-c), Joe Burns, Usman Khawaja, Adam Voges, Shaun Marsh, Mitchell Marsh, Moises Henriques, Peter Nevill, Mitchell Starc, Josh Hazlewood, Jackson Bird, Nathan Coulter-Nile, Nathan Lyon, Steve O'Keefe.
Player breakdown by state
>NSW - 8
>WA - 4
>QLD - 2
>TAS - 1
>VIC - 0 ( Z E R O )
>SA - 0
Is this, dare I say it, the greatest Australian team ever selected?
LGTSS
>The pathetic, chink-riddled, leftist shithole of Cucktoria
>>67813352
>there's a stage on the midwicket boundary with a bunch of rappers announcing the game. At the end of each over they do a 2-minute rap battle.
T20 is objectively the better format, both for entertainment and competition.
Test cricket fans need to accept that they're shitty version is overly archaic and for faggots
bundescric is the best cricket
>>67813696
>cntrl+f
>no /bundes/cric/
Kys daniel
My dad was telling me how he watched live Doug Walters hit a six on the last delivery of the day to bring up his centiry against England back in 74. He asked me, for old times sake, if I could bring it up for him. Told him about this autist robelinda that uploads everything cricket related, but I'd be skeptical if he has this.
Took me seconds to find it, robelinda is a weird person, but I love what he does.
>>67813969
You an Aussie expat or is your dad just a muscular AusGOD who ploughed your mum?
>>67812273
haha, that's pretty funny haha
>>67813352
Just fuck off already daniel, we all know it's you.
>>67813390
t. KrazyKuck
>>67807527
I watch entire test matches on a regular basis
>>67811742
hard to do it wrong when Shit Lanka are this fucking dire
>>67812080
t. freshcunt
>>67812590
I'll give him a ring tonight lad
>>67815281
t. KuntyKucka
>>67813390
based ELITE fucking WA pulling the other state's weight again
is there anything >we can't do?
>>67814009
I think he has Australian parents. I remember a BSA talking about how he grew up reading about Steve Waugh online.
>>67815300
Hold the gate
>>67815310
went over again, turns out the front door was on the side of the house and the gate just led to the garage
you live and learn lads
>>67812273
who made this? Seriously end yourself.
>>67815332
literally daniel
>>67815332
literally daniel
Big elite muscular woakes just ran through durham with 9 wickets yesterday before being sent up to the england squad lads. he might actually be able to improve on his test average of 60 odd now you never know
>>67815342
>>67815345
>>67815347
against Sri Lanka, sure
if Stokes fucks himself up again, there's another bundle of wickets waiting for him in the Pakistan tour too
should have just played Ball tbqh. The lad's there and there's literally no reason not to blood a newcomer against opposition this shit
>le pretend you dont post here anymore man
>literally caring this much about what people on a Sri Lankan chucking circuit think about you
just french cut it for a four lads
>>67815281
You see this is why you can't get laid my man.
>>67815424
based GOATyGODjza
soon.
>>67815427
This is a seriously interesting endgame shitspouter. I made the first post, and then some one else (you) comes along and samefags a bunch of times to try and discredit me, as if it's me doing the samefagging, and now you're posting a whole day later trying to reinforce the fact that "I" was samefagging. It's pretty fucking clever I must admit, given that I can't really give any evidence beyond screenshots.
This isn't over.
>>67815444
he is the kiwi version of me 2bh
>>67815424
>ashes wins mitchell johnson: 1
>ashes wins james anderson: 5
>>67815444
reminder this is post is also from ams
reminder literally no one can comprehend the layers of depth to ams' end game
>>67815444
waste of trips, you fucking oxygen thief AMS
>>67815451
>>67815472
>mentioning poor performances after last summer
>>67815438
NSW on greatest cricketing state in Australia watch
>>67815481
>>67815493
>>67815501
Rogers is a Poo Shit Peelshman and bitchwide came from Queensland but played for WA
>>67815501
t. Cucktorian
>first wog fast bowler
>literally the greatest ODI bowler of all time
imagine if we got the rest their kind to play cricket lads
>this is considered """talent""" in cucktoria
>>67815501
>not giving each player the just fuck my shit up haircut
kys
hows the twitter account going lads
>>67815501
Who's 12th man, The ashes urn? Is he a New South Welshman?
>>67815526
a bit problematic tbqh
>>67815516
>Starc
>a wog
are you literally retarded?
>>67815533
> Starc is of Slovene descent
> The Slovenes (Slovene: Slovenci [slɔˈʋèːnt͡si]), or Slovenians, are a South Slavic ethnic group living in historical Slovene lands, surrounded by German-speaking Austrians to the north, Italian-speaking and Friulan-speaking neighbours to the west, a Hungarian-speaking population to the northeast, and Slavic Croatian-speakers to the south and southeast
he's a wog m8
>>67815538
slavs != wogs
>>67815526
I had to change the password for suspicious IP activity, it's now Zerogoose with a capital Z
>>67815553
Did anyone tweet will smith?
>>67815538
Slovenians are Germanic m8o
>>67815552
wogs are all south slavs, italians and greeks m8
it's anyone from that strip of europe
is this the /cric/ general?
>>67815576
No, this is a cancerous wreck. If you're here to discuss the IPL semifinal I may start a new thread, but /cric/ is too uninteligent to watch BASEDPL
>>67815586
>a /cric/ thread featuring AMS, the German weeb and a bunch of Indians
kek
KEK
>>67815593
T20 is the future of cricket
>>67815598
possibly, but I sure as fuck hope the IPL isnt
>>67815598
This
The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn
>>67815552
Western
Originated
Gentleman
please try and argue your way out of this Stavros
>>67815607
Danny wrote this GOATspouter
>>67815663
Trannyiel does write some good pasta, ill give him that
>>67815663
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67458633/#67458633
kys (know your stuff)
>>67813390
>Moises Henriques
literally why
>>67815680
I was literally on that thread sister, no way it wasn't Danny. Also, this thread also has Danny/Statsy acting as if he was you
>>67815676
This
>>67815707
Are you doubting me? I wrote that pasta, then someone (probably you) posted it to reddit. Check the dates, I was first.
And everyone wants to be me nowadays, I don't blame them. I am magnificent.
threadly reminder
>>67815723
>Are you doubting me? I wrote that pasta, then someone (probably you) posted it to reddit. Check the dates, I was first.
I'm not the person who posted it there. Also Daniel was taking credit for it and impressing his big strong reddit friends.
>And everyone wants to be me nowadays, I don't blame them. I am magnificent.
Got to give that to your m8, everyone wants to be a glorious Chiefs fan.
>>67815746
>believing trannyiel over me
Ankush my son...
Qualifier 1: Gujarat Lions v Royal Challengers Bangalore in less than 4 bongs pals.
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>>67815936
>Gujarat Lions
fucking who
>>67815936
>watching memePL
enjoy contributing to the death of cricket
reminder true cricket fans will be watching England's pride Somerset defeat the filthy Middlesex scum instead of this T20 """cricket""" trash
https://www.snapchat.com/add/damienmartyn
psa
Guess what lads
>county cricket is so boring that no one even bothers to broadcast it
lmao
>>67816005
you're mad and I'm not
>>67816017
btfo
>>67816007
http://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/13629853
much more comfy tbqh
>>67816026
you literally could not be more autistic
>>67816007
So I'm sat on my own watching the last half hour of play in a second division county championship game. There's about three hundred people in an 8000 capacity ground, I got in for free and bought two pints of cider in a plastic cup, and Dent and Klinger are showing no signs of getting out, or scoring at any appreciable rate.
To my right two eighty-something gents in Panama hats are discussing the merits of increasing the run rate for the last nine overs of the day before tomorrow's new ball, as the sun moves lazily over the sky behind me.
None of it really matters, and all of it is wonderful. There's no glamour and no flash, but it's beautiful.
Long live boring cricket!
there is literally nothing better than going to a crowded test match with your mates, getting drunk and yelling out shit at the players and other fans for five straight days
>>67815947
Raina, Jadeja, DJ Bravo, Faulkner, Finch, McCullum, Steyn and Tye are in their squad.
>>67815951
>being that guy
Whether or not you like it, IPL is here to stay. Meme leagues mostly have a different set of audience. They wouldn't be watching any cricket if it wasn't packaged in this manner.
>>67816090
There's meme cricket. And then there's the IPL.
You can defend for 'ceat strategic time outs' and """blimps""" all you want but that doesn't stop the IPL from being cringe as fuck
>>67816108
>not enjoying a DLF MAXIMUM
>>67815281
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>>67816090
cricket would literally be hockey-tier if it wasn't for the IPL revolution in 2007 desu
>>67816255
this desu, the IPL literally saved cricket from going extinct
>>67815936
Kohliwinslol
GOATges is batting lads
>Gatecuck is trying to become daniel
I would unironically watch some county if they streamed it though I still don't understand how they can find money to pay the radio commentators but can't find money to set up a camera.
>>67816583
>I don't understand how they can't find the money needed to to employ cameramen and producers, instantly doubling the number of staff it would be required to make the production
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.
Literally the only country who regularly broadcasts domestic FC and One-Day games is Australia. That is only because Cricket Australia is the most profitable board. CA have so much spare cash they don't know what to do with it so they burn it on memes like the Matador Cup and womens cricket.
Post overrated hacks who would never cut it in the IPL.
lmao I bet this fat shit couldn't even run singles
>>67816354
Gatecuck would support Middlesex or Nottinghamshire
>>67796366
>There's something quite relaxing about watching women poo, particularly if they have long and slow ropey poos, or dehydrated poo that makes their anus really struggle! There are as many kinds of poo as there are grains of sand on the beach, each one unique and beautiful. The sight of solid waste exiting a beautiful woman's most private hole will never grow old for me, and I have several hours of video queued up for this evening's entertainment.
Is it true James Taylor developed a heart condition because he trained so hard and so much and his body couldn't handle it?
>>67817218
Nope, they decided it was genetic and that being so fit was what saved his life
>>67817245
So did you invite any cricketer to do an AMA at /cric/ yet?
>>67817268
no, that would ruin the poomunity
>>67816255
Hockey is still more relevant than cucket ever was
>>67817294
cricket is literally the second most popular sport in the world and this fact deeply bothers you
>>67817283
>implying it could get any worse
>>67817294
Hockey stopped being relevant since they started to play on synthetic pitches instead of natural grass turf.
>>67817318
>cricket is literally the second most popular sport in the world
kek and most of its fans are Strayans and Pooinloos
>>67817402
Kenya
Papua New Guinea
United Arab Emirates
Turk and Caicos Islands
Barbados
Guyana
Jamaica
Leeward Islands
Windward Islands
St Helena
Bahamas
Trinidad and Tobago
Afghanistan
Australia
New Zealand
South Africa
Zimbabwe
Bangladesh
India
Pakistan
Sri Lanka
England
Wales
Nambia
Nepal
Bhutan
Scotland
Ireland
Oman
Guernsey
Jersey
Botswana
Nigeria
Uganda
Zambia
Ghana
I look forward to your pathetic attempt at damage control, which I will not be reading
>>67817411
Random slav country absolutely BTFO.
>>67817411
Most of those countries are barely countries.
Only India and Australia really care about it anymore.
>>67817503
objectively false, the recent world cup had over 1 billion viewers for a single game
>>67817503
990 million of them were indians
they hardly count as people
>>67817503
Afghanis are literally shooting each other over cricket and the Taliban thought it was so based that they banned every other sport from being played
>>67817539
India's games (including those against Australia, the "only other country to care about it") had less viewers
>>67792990
This.
Just as futsal makes soccer smaller and higher scoring and mini golf eliminates the skill and distance factor in golf 20/20 cricket is the family/television friendly sell out version of cricket. i don't mind it's existence as long as people don't start unironically saying that the short version is better than the pure version.
Test can sometimes be boring as hell but it's a gentlemans game with a very rich history and heaps of people from AUS, NZ, ENG, IND and PAK still love it.
>>67817539
meant for
>>67817512
>>67817545
Muslims kill themselves over anything, England is a relevant country but they hardly seem to care anymore.
>>67817558
Ok?
But claiming it as globally relevant or as the 2nd biggest sport is very misleading because of how many Indians there are.
>>67817575
claiming soccer is globally relevant or the biggest sport is very misleading because of how many europeans there are
>>67817587
I agree with you but that's a bad way of arguing your point. Europe has a huge amount of cultural differences.
>>67817605
so does the subcontinent
>>67817587
It's the biggest sport in South America and probably Africa too. Hell every country plays it to some degree.
>>67817618
Most of those countries are barely countries.
>>67817629
Stop being a baby, cricket isn't relevant. You're still allowed to enjoy it.
>>67817644
>I can't argue against his elite truth bombs anymore, better resort to an ad hominem
pathetic
>thinking that countries outside of America, Europe, Japan and China matter
>>67817727
>thinking his 3rd world eastern european shithole where you probably rape your own sister for sport is relevant other than a nice buffer zone between civilization and russia
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>>67817727
>Europe
Meaning Russia, Germany, Denmark and France
