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>mfw at least 1,000 mongol suicides tonight
>Sebastian divho
>>67784444
quads confirm. about time this trash is wiped off the earth
>tfw you will never goon it up, win medals, and hang out with putin
>>67784639
Putin is too cute for a dictator
Official thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
Tbh Canada winning is the best option for /hoc/
>>67784667
>>67784684
this. no one should mess with balance in the world
this sport is a fucking joke
>>67784444
quads confirm
>>67784684
Russia would also have been acceptable.
>>67784684
Not even
>It's a Finland loses a final episode
Getting pretty stale, the writers need to come up with new ideas
>>67784667
What if he's not a dictator and all your world is just propaganda?
>>67784682
no, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
>>67784910
what is even the point of letting the underdog go all the way only to fail in the end
>>67784979
It happened in Bad Newd Bears which is the goat sports movie
PERKELE :DDD EBIN
>>67784979
To ultimately learn a greater lesson: winning isn't everything.
>>67785011
And Rocky
Sorry about cucking you again finlan
>>67784684
True, the world is not ready for binland triple god memes
>this was the craps year
>they blew it in the second round again
>>67785095
What's wrong with his face?
>>67785111
gold* but god is fine too
>>67785133
No one's found a cure to being finnish yet
>>67785133
he is finnish
Problem, Finland?
>>67785133
nashville inbred genes
>“In school, children are taught that Finnish genes are slightly different,” Peltonen explained. “The textbooks and public press contain significant information about them. The search for the special selection of genes—actually they are alleles—is considered as a cause for pride.”
Is this true, Finland?
>>67785184
>patrick cry-ne
>>67785184
PERKELE
>>67785168
>the youngest player to win wc mvp
>>67785168
>80% lose rate in the finals
you think we aren't used to this?
>>67785211
>the youngest player to go bald
>>67784923
what if one billion chinks occupy the Siberia?
>>67785222
So when Pulju and Laine are in the NHL, will you guys stop caring about Barkov?
>>67784444
Delete this. Suicide isn't funny.
>>67785605
it's p funny tbqh
>>67785263
rekt
>tfw you're McDavid's fat little brother, and he's the greatest hockey player on the planet, but you're just a little fat kid and letting girls grab your moobs is the only female contact you'll ever have
>another le finland bashing thread XDDDDDDDD
don't you think you're like... crossing the line? I don't think it's necessary get this cocky about beating a small ass country, fucking subhumans.
the better team won and we were absolutely horrible, no one is denying that. now fuck off and GG Canadabros, enjoy your victory.
>>67785816
I still love you
>>67785816
http://www.iihfworlds2016.com/en/news/awards/
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
>>67785816
I'm sorry you had to see this. We're not all this sensitive.
Excited for the game tonight hoc?
>>67785816
They have no teams in the nhl playoffs so they went out of their way to win your meme tournament just so they would win something.
>>67785816
Well, you guys did go into omega shitpost mode after the 4-0 loss >you handed >us. Then you pretty much awarded >yourselves the gold medal the night before the game. Pretty deserved, tbqh fampai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
SARAVON
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will the laffs still select bustthews? its clear that laine is genetically(blonde, blue eyes, white) superior but also the mvp, auspic was exposed badly in the semis and bronze
Who /Shawn Michaels/ here
>>67786182
who?
>>67786099
Well to be fair, he was playing with a bunch of grinders and AHLers. Laine was playing with legit top 6 forwards.
>>67784444
that hurts coming from a polish, italian, irish conquistador
fuck
>>67785816
>crying this much
You Mongols were shitposting at warp speed when you won, this is your reward for that. Keep crying bitch nigga
>>67786257
who let those savages in?
>>67786325
The gubmint
>>67786276
We're not shitposting when the shit gets real. All you see is Finns congratulating you for the victory while you spout your shitty fucking age old mongol memes and everyone in general just seems to hate us.
Fucking fuck. I actually for the first time genuinely feel bad due to browsing this shit site. Think I'll leave for the summer.
>>67785873
Individual Awards as selected by the Directorate:
Best Goaltender: Mikko Koskinen, Finland
Best Defenceman: Michael Matheson, Canada
Best Forward: Patrik Laine, Finland
Most Valuable Player as selected by the media:
Patrick Laine, Finland
All-Star Team as selected by the media:
Goaltender: Mikko Koskinen (FIN)
Defencemen: Nikita Zaitsev (RUS), Michael Matheson (CAN)
Forwards: Patrik Laine (FIN), Vadim Shipachyov (RUS), Mikael Granlund (FIN)
Why do spics lie about their height all the time?
fucking kill yourselves canadian bullies
>>67786366
Check this thread out you butthurt cuckold
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67655710/#67656049
I thought Finns could handle the banter
>>67786384
He has a great future. It just wasn't enough this time, but he'll know what it feels to succeed some day.
>>67786434
Yeah whatever I'm just tired and disappointed. No hard feelings
Goodnight and see you in the WC
>>67786519
hyvää yötä
>>67785262
I feel you sir
does anyone in the world other than Finland care about IIHF? world cup will be a much better gauge.
>>67786605
I still dont understand the format why the fuck would there be team EU and NA just play with the countries ffs
>>67786616
To punish meme countries that don't make Gary enough shekels and to get more American/Canadian players into the tournament
>>67786663
>to punish meme countries that never make it out of round robin
ftfy
>>67786616
I mean I understand it, I just don't know why it's named team Europe. It seems misleading. They could have came up with a better name like "The Leftovers"
>>67786616
The only hope is that EU and NA finish last and second-last so Buttman kills the teams for next year. If NA memes into third or fourth the World Cup is forever doomed to a gimmicky bullshit existence.
I was cheering for USA. Does it always suck this hard to be a fan of Team USA?
>>67786730
>implying
If the final is Team Europe vs. Team NA then Gary will be pissed. He wants Canada vs. USA
>>67786729
>Continental All-Stars
>>67786756
Final will be Canada US obvie but I'm saying if NA or EU meme their way into the bronze medal match it'll literally ruin the WC forever.
>>67786746
No, because we're too busy watching the Playoffs instead of resorting to meme tourneys like you. One of the benefits to having teams in the ploffs :^)
>finland has entered the angry stage of drunkenness
how long to pittsburg match?
>>67786788
Why is the sex of the ministers relevant at all
>tfw stomach ache
Ouch lads
>>67786788
Yeah I agree watching Canadian players is much better than watching Americans try to play hockey
>7-2
>>67786780
do they even play bronze medal game in wc?
>>67786808
It seems you're unaware of the current year.
>>67786616
plastic as hell
makes it a complete meme tournament for me.
>>67786803
2am
>>67786814
My team doesn't really have any good Canadians
>>67786814
>canautist
>getting mad
Shocker. Pic related btw, he lifts the conn smythe ;^)
>>67786829
It's arguably less relevant than the world championships tbqh
Fucking bettman is ruining this sport
>>67786857
What jersey is he wearing there, how did that tournament go?
>>67786859
Breathe deep and slow, it will help calm you down. I promise.
>>67786852
>lying
>>67786434
>all the anal anguish in that thread
WEW LAD
>>67786890
What would I possibly be mad about? My country won today, and didn't get BTFO 7-2. Pretty comfy here
>>67786901
Only the West Coast teams are primarily made out if canacucks. You got shit on the east, you nerd.
Where were you when finland died?
>>67786947
Your mother's anal cavity
>>67786939
>literally the best player in the league
>best defenseman on the pens
>starting goalie on the pens
ok max I know you're mad about 7-2 but you're embarrassing yourself here
RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>67787050
Go to bed you alcoholic fuck
>>67787078
don't bully, fag
>>67787114
How about I bully your mom's cooter
>>67786968
>3 players
>No kessel line, Malkin, hornqvist, matta, Cullen
Oh wow, Canada sure is carrying them to the cup, buddy
How about Tampa right now, friend. Wanna count all the leafs for me ?
>>67787130
I don't understand why everyone shoops this nigger into everything
>>67786901
>drouin
>le invisible playoff man who hasn't even played this post season
>uh
>coburn and garrison I guess
>>67787226
Because reddit creates oc
I know that feel when choking always at your favorite sport. Dont give up Finland.
>>67785426
favourite player of mine. i hope not
>>67787226
You dont understand memes bud?
Feel sorry for you Tee Bee H
>>67787238
This, saw this on the elimation thread on /r/hockey. But how would you know it it's reddit if you don't go there you fucking normie reddiTURD?
Finnish posters have been one of my favorite discoveries since I started browsing /hoc/.
>>67787326
:^)
>>67787130
can someone shop the JUST-meme into Laines face
>>67787357
>>67786388
i think mcdavid grew a couple inches during the season desu, i know listed heights in sports is a shit show but theres no way hes only 6'1
>>67787326
LITERALLY EVERYONE HERE GOES TO REDDIT.
>>67787422
i was there once and wondered how anyone could possibly navigate the utterly retarded comment system
>>67787422
>tfw not sure if revisionist newfaggot history or reckless shitposting
Stop it.
>>67787454
Reported you stupid proxyfag
>>67787454
>Guys will you accept me if i pretend not to go to reddit
>>67787475
I'm on vacation, chucklefuck
>>67787483
I said stop it.
>>67787452
You're a fucking idiot dude. It's nesting
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>>67787493
>on vacation
>sits on 4chan
>>67787483
i hope you get brain cancer
>>67787511
>guys im so edgy look at me
>i sweaaaar i dont go on reddit
fag
WHERE DA GAME BREAD AT?
>>67787528
i hope you and your whole family get brain cancer
>>67787541
>mad at a website
pathetic desu
>>67787493
No you aren't faggot
Pens are gonna get btfo.
>>67786196
Washed up, recovering alcoholic wrestler
>>67787549
do you just come to 4chan to call people faggots since your too afraid to do it on reddit?
>>67787594
Game thread
>>67786257
My God Arabs are ugly, no wonder they're so angry
>>67787584
no unlike you im not a social autist and can apply social behaviors regardless of setting.
>you literally can be an edgy fag for more then 3 second so your whole life is bound to a website. Sad tbqhwyf
>>67787660
so your social behavior is calling people fags? you sound pretty autistic
>>67787556
Sup bitch
>>67787710
like i said its all about the website. Im just waiting to go to the pub with my buddies and making you mad in the meantime.
>mad at a website
>everyone else does it so ill do it too
SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA
>>67787746
what are you waiting for the game has already started, are you too much of an autist to chill by yourself in public?
>>67784923
Fuckin this. Putin is a goddamn boss, and just because he doesn't take shit from the US, he's labelled a 'threat to stability.' Murricans - I like you guys, but your government's foreign policy is fucking annoying and potentially dangerous to the rest of the world.
>rags
>>67787809
>Implying we are watching the game
you may find this hard to believe but when you leave the confines of /sp/, people actually have different interests.
>>67787820
It's just Obama being a faggot. Dubya and Putin were bros and Trump and Putin will be bros.
>>67787857
>i post in a /hoc/ thread but dont watch hockey
>i post on 4chan but im not like anyone here
what the fuck is wrong with you? do your friends know what a complete plug you are?
>>67785919
What a tune
Pekka
Pekka
Pekka
>>67787931
>plug
>i heard the rep hockey kids say it so i thought i could try it out at home on 4chan
Anyway i gotta run bro. Good shitposting desu
>many thanks to Finland for their great and very talented game
thank you putin
>>67788039
have fun at the bar on a sunday when literally everybody else is out camping and hooking up
>>67788093
He is awesome :D
>>67788307
any photos of him and mcdavid?
>>67788307
>tfw putin was at the f1 race too
is there a more based president ?
i want
>pongs v blouses
at least i can "respect" these two teams
>move tampa to quebec
and
>cali fan base...
besides blues-blackhawks and lightning-islanders, this year's playoffs have been so fucking boring
>>67784372
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=5853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
>>67788564
>pongs-craps
9 years ago
https://static.ylilauta.org/files/xy/orig/2zovnw99/Telkkari%20parvekkeelta%20%28Suomi-Kanada%29.mp4
https://static.ylilauta.org/files/s2/orig/4xzlmjfg/Ei%20mennyt%20matsi%20putkeen%20-%20telkkari%20lent%C3%A4%C3%A4%20parvekkeelta.mp4
>shits burg fans
HOLD THE DOOR
O
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tampa doesn't deserve to be in POs
Since Tampa's offense decided this is a night to give up in the first period, this series is over in 6.
>>67788565
very addictive
this song goes into my cars play-list
>>67789591
>>67788565
>music
such justice after the Finfags shit posting after the 4 - 0 game
fuck this shit fuck syrupniggers we still have the best goalie and 2 best offense pålayers REEEEEEE
>mfw Finnish WHC bandwagoners thought Finland was gonna win ez pz because our media told them so
Just glad we lost desu
>>67789961
saravo pekka pekka pekka pekka....
VITTU SAATANA!!!
WE COULD HAVE WON THIS YEAR
THIS WAS THE YEAR
BUT NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK SAATANA PERKELE I KILL MAISELF AP IN TE ÄÄS OF TIMO
>our glorious Bronze
This tournament has made me realize how much I miss TSN hockey commentary
Fuck sportsnet and fuck the nhl for selling the rights to them
>>67790469
>tfw bob McKenzie said he is retiring soon
AHAHAHAHAHA!
binnland = gay = shit = garbage
USA = shit team = shit country = no medals
KEK!
>>67789897
This
We got bullied so hard, but the good guys always win. :)
>>67792204
>implying you wouldn't
Guaranteed NHL 1st rounder f@m
>>67790793
That sucks
If Fleury plays the rest of the of the series, Tampa Bay will win.
Switching from Murray was clearly a mistake already, Fleury is struggling with these weak/bad angle shots all game long.
At this point Tampa is throwing the puck to the net from the same bad angle and has generated 2 goals from it, nearly 3 if Callahan's didn't go post to post. Murray is harder to score on than that, Fleury was a gift to Tampa.
Morning Americans
Wth is up with your announcers, Canada?
>>67792397
He's also the best looking Russian player in the league. Most look like Mongols, but he actually is >white
>>67792500
Based cherry knows more about hockey than you know about burgers
>>67792500
I hope your not insulting Based Don Cherry, Amerifriend
>>67792500
>tfw Mark Rycroft has copied this meme suit gimmick for Avalanche intermission reports
it was bad enough when it was just one senile Canadian attention whore, now its spreading.
>>67792435
Fleury beat by the same angle again.
Tampa wins, called it.
Queen Crosby BTFO
nicely done tampa
>fleury was a #1 pick
>FLEU4Y
fluery is fucking atrocious, like holy shit that loss is entirely on him
>>67791719
nice basement suite
>>67792745
Smuk plz come back
>Fleury
>Winning important playoff games
Pick only one
>the penguinas don't lose consecutive games
Ohhoho
MAKE MORE OF THESE SANDWICHES YOU LAZY NIGGER
SANDWICH ALWAYS WINS
>>67792807
mad?
PUT MURRAY BACK IN. FUCK FLUERY
>the city of Fleury
>the city of Pongs
>the city of Shittsburgh
>the city of Sheetz
>the city of 46-0
of all the future superstar players drafted in 2003, pissburgh took fluery, number one overall
let that sink in
>LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG
>>67792204
somebody screencapped my post nice
>Have hot goalie in the playoffs
>Bench him for conference finals game 5.
>>67792857
I hope he eats a slapper to the face. Dirty player, been concussed a few times shouldn't be hard to end his career
>>67792838
>le cup win goalie
Not even a pens fan
>>67792838
scouting report is out: Fleury is weak on short side angles
He'll become a back up goalie for the rest of his career now. A starter can't be so consistently weak on that.
>>67792875
He had a stroke too, remember?
>literal reddit meme of a player
How much do you hate sandwich fleury?
>>67792859
>have young goaltender on a roll
>bench him for one loss that wasn't his fault
>realize you made a mistake, after Grandpa Concussion shits the bed
>it will be too late, you already shattered his confidence.
lol @ Shitsburgh
hahahaha
why the fuck did pittsburgh start fleury?
he hasn't played in 4 months
>that Crysby ass-mad after the goal
>the city of Shitsburgh
This night literally cannot get better.
>>67792963
>ruining a perfectly good sandwich with tomatoes
>>67792857
>Shea Weber exposed
>Letang exposed
>Doughty exposed
>Keith exposed
whos next
>>67792943
post butt
>Shittsburgh thought they had a chance against the defending Eastern Conference champions
>>67792963
>publix sandwich
>believing the myth its actually good
>pongs
Sustr's growth from last year has to be the biggest jump I've ever seen from a player.
>>67792985
>>67793011
>mad
hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Am I too late for
>fuggland:DDD
?
>>67793013
One more game lads
>>67793055
Yes, way too late. We're not talking about meme hockey anymore.
>the very real possibility of a blues/bolts final
>>67793057
>both are named after natural weather phenomena
>one is Western, one is Eastern
natural broship confirmed.
>>67793080
>saint blewit LOSE
Back to Rebbit kid, gotta be 18 to post here.
>>67793080
The Blues are a more respectable franchise than the Sharks desu
>>67793040
t. the only devlels fan
>>67793080
>muh ratings
seriously though, best of the four options
>>67793112
>reading comprehension
remember lol, plus minus doesn't tell you how good or bad a player is
>>67793135
Nah, snorks/pongs would be the best outcome but I doubt it's happening now
>46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1
>>67793192
yeah maybe if you're a -1 or -2 but -4 you definitely fucked up
>>67793203
Kek, just saw that on /r/hockey! Upvote!
guess who leads the nhl in playoff goals
>>67793192
when a game ends 4-3 and one player is -4 it's pretty telling desu
he was also -10 in corsi
>>67793221
>yinzers getting buttmad
>>67793203
totally missed out on that one
what's 46-1 supposed to mean
>>67793196
Blues/Penguins would net the most actual hockey fans.
Californians don't know a damn thing about hockey. They might bandwagon from time to time but they usually make retarded posts like this
>>67793112
However Blues/Bolts is the most bearable outcome, and will be comfy hockey. Every neutral fan is secretly hoping for it.
>>67793221
>Pity of Shittsburg
>>67793224
Kucherov is back on top right?
