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THE KING RETURNS EDITION
Jani is autistic sub edition
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H A S S
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first for please give me coin
Hass is a fraud sub sub edition.
plantese women game: over 1.5 first half goals at 2.
eaay money 2bh.
>>67778051
actually shaking, cheers for the warning pal
>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10283402
>>67778015
post your paypal
>>67778025
Got something special lined up in the next few minute pal
>>67778225
hope its not another reback pmsl
>>67778264
Argentinian shite
>>67778025
Can't be as bad as those FB tipster frauds
>>67778293
pmsl just wait pal
Cuba to beat Costa Rica in the volleyball tonight is free money
Lads don't piss of the janny. Bans are getting handed out everywhere. Post on topic. Got a med lined up for O6.5 cards in the barca game.
>>67778415
why?
>>67778393
pmsl
What's your TT username, Hass?
>>67778284
It's San Lorenzo isn't it
>>67778451
Sevilla are going to play back against the wall and defend all game. Last 5 games has had massive amounts of cards as well.
>>67778505
Wish you asked 2 days ago m8
>tfw Big Al won more bets than you today
>>67778505
reffocs
>>67778552
So what is it pal?
>>67778671
https://tipstertube.com/profile/goodmantips
>>67778689
Stupid autistic shitskin, can't you answer properly?
>>67778689
You are a good man, but your tips are not.
>>67778658
My word
>>67778732
Are you thick?
>>67778689
Hass is this a loss chase or a sensible stake?
>>67778658
Please read a book.
This weekends betting literally feels like I've paid to spend it in a prisons showers..... Fucked all over DAC
>>67778852
This isn't a loss chase, Sao Jose is a loss chase
PMSL
Can't stop laying Hass' bets.
>THE CITY OF SAO JOSE
>>67778887
World weekend desu haven't finished sums but should be up 5k
Stick to Tinder Hass.
Well deserved loss this, a man is not entitled to an occasional rball punt after all.
Did spend a considerable amount of time on this tip though so it should come in.
If it doesn't I will eat my hat
>>67779075
wtb my tt is loading ffs
>>67779104
isn't*
>>67779075
If it doesn't come in I will be expecting a refund for my membership fee to your tt
>>67779075
111111111
HASS
Tears if you weren't on this special.
FUCK OFF HASS
Literally can't believe this
>>67779255
tears
Pmsl
Cannot stop winning by laying Hass bets
Up gallons.
>>67779236
offside goal FOR FUCKS SAKE
HAVE LOST 1 OF THEIR LAST 11 MATCHES
Why start now?
Literally don't understand why you'd still follow hass. Nothing more then a pseudo tbqh
Overs on cards was THE BET
Looking around my flat for Hassan's head ffs
Rebacking godoy -1 and SW
Recommend you do the same.
>>67779362
>LOST 1
>Why start now?
They already started lad
Literally CANNOT win a bet. ffs
>you will never have a recent tips section that looks like this
I'm also on o1.5 first half goals for a small
>>67779527
I don't get why anyone follows him, he's the worst tipster ever
Reminder Hass is just a soccerway warrior with good bants.
>>67779668
>good bants
trip on
>>67779695
Have sex first.
>>67779668
>>67779643
why are teamsheets and recent form not a good reason for a bet?
Fuck off
>>67779791
I dont make the rules mate. Just telling you how it is.
>>67779791
PMSL Hass going through the full Euan cycle in a matter of weeks
>>67779791
The last time you won a bet, Tottenham still had a chance at the title
Who is your favourite tipper on TT and why?
>>67779791
Because bookies no this and price accordingly.
As such, there is no long term value and you will lose long term.
The only way to win long term is by finding value, i.e. wrongly priced lines.
It's very very simple.
>>67779847
Ready to flee to Spain tonight to escape the /bet/ mafia desu
>>67779968
>no
>NO
>N O
>>67779923
easily keko.
proved over 100, free (inb4 leech), doesn't come on /bet/ so hasn't been infected by you scum
>>67779968
This should've been priced at 1.6-7 max, at evens was a great bet
Or so I thought
>>67780013
Keko does browse here.
Also, hi Keko.
>>67779923
ARP
Getting on the 1/2 fix desu
>>67780013
>he unironically follows KEKo
>>67780098
You're on over 1.5 FH and on 1/2 HT/FT
Hass confirmed clueless.
>>67779923
Juez
Hass reminds me of when Euan first came to fame then crumbled under the pressure of expectation.
Hass collapsing faster than __________
Best answer wins a prize.
>>67779847
this
/bet/ ruins LIVES
Most my losses are from bubblegums too pmsl
>Most used bookmaker gone from SBOBET to Bet365
>>67776853
pmsl.
>EleanorRigby wants to follow you
should probably reject and save them the tears
>>67780332
>>67780437
Just fuck off you mascara wearing paki cunt
>>67780437
Sounds like a babe
>>67780511
>mascara
Is this an epic new meme
Hass chewed up and SPAT out by the market.
RED
Should I jsut start following bobic rather than maackers then>
Lost all 4 bets I've placed today. Currently losing 2. Need the helium ASAP
Platenese Slags didn't come through and Barca game isn't looking good either.
>>67778107
F R A U D
Predictions for Copa del Rey second half?
>>67781207
they blew their load early. never betting on them again t b h
>>67781244
Barca 2-0
>>67781244
Barca to 9 corners. Already at 6. Odds of 2.0
Guys we're playing /v/ right now
Currently down by 1.
>>67781430
Any /bet/ memes squeezing their way in?
4k guy please show your face
>>67781430
G E O R G E
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G
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>>67781430
SHIGGY
>>67778658
Pretty sure that amount of makeup is -ev.
>>67781430
is this the most autistic thing ever?
>>67781430
Are there any threads designated to this in /sp/?
>>67781619
YES
looks like she's even put makeup on her tits
>/v/ parking the bus
MAPLE PLEASE COME BACK
>>67778658
Why is the jani so sexist that we aren't even allowed to post photos of girls any more?
Is San Lorenzo a good bet?
We need le cut inside man to be honest
Is Big Al worth following?
>>67781952
A draw is enough for them as long as godoy cruz lose so don't expect them to be pushing for a winner if thing are the same in 20 mins
>>67782082
godoy cryz dc worth it? surely if they are pushing to take san lorenzo to the wire?
>>67782258
>Getting on a Hass bet
ISHYDTT
>>67781536
Update:
I've made 320 back so far. On the other hand our Sunday league team got dicked 11-2 and I had a mare. Plus the traffic on the way back meant I missed that u19 14-0.
A thoroughly enjoyable weekend all round :^)
>>67781721
Glitter and foundation.
>>67782307
>ISHYDTT
>>67782358
Nice one. Keep your chin up, keep going.
And my gift to you is this: a few special words from one Caan Berry.
God bless. x
Hello where are Valur & San Lorenzo goals
>>67782544
WEW LAD
>>67782544
What the fuckkkk. I follow CB and his videos are where I started off
>being honest with himself
What did he mean by this?
Is number of cards a 90 minute market?
>>67783248
Yes
>>67781370
BTFO
>>67782786
Can anyone weigh in on this? Genuinely a bit confused t b h
>>67783331
Seething. Was 7-4 at some point.
>>67783481
When doing cards bets. Does a red count as 2?
SPECIAL STAKE ON FLATANON TIP
OH FUCK CARDS CAME IN LADS. POST IF YOU GOT IN ON THIS.
>>67778415
>>67783539
>16/1
SHAKING
>>67783562
I think Ayr was my worst course to bet at last year so don't get your hopes up.
The Scottish mafia are all over this race. Guest (2), Goldie and Perratt all have entries so will no doubt have some sort of plan. Guest's Hydrant won this last year off 10lbs higher and he's potentially very well handicapped if his recent poor form was intentional rather than due to age catching up with his 10yo legs. Graham Lee riding for Goldie is always to be noted.
I'm going to side with Diane Sayer's Weapon of Choice ridden by her daughter Emma. He hasn't won since September 2013 off a mark of 83, but now runs off 70 minus Emma's 3lb claim. He has run on the flat and over hurdles recently, not at all disgraced, and I liked his 40/1 6th place finish behind Rocksong when 5lbs higher than today.
He won't be inconvenienced by any change in ground conditions as he's won on Good and Heavy.
This is a drop down in class and in addition to a tongue-tie, he also sports cheekpieces for the first time, which will hopefully squeeze out that little bit more.
I think 16/1 is a good bet, he may be even bigger tomorrow but I won't have time to re-assess things.
>>67783562
Yes m9, had written it off 5 minutes ago. Crazy.
>>67783673
Same lad but couple of cards for back chat and we've made it.
>>67783659
Cheers mate
>>67783648
Eibar team decent?
>Hass stealing tips
Anyone had a job interview with Willy Hill before?
>>67783820
I imagine somebody, somewhere has
>>67783820
don't work in a bookie m8. tesco is preferable
>>67783659
Wait for tomorrow or take odds now?
>>67783900
ZING
>>67783921
Its not a job working in a shop lad
>mackers
fuck sake
>>67783820
I have a job with willy hill, whats up?
>>67783648
top lel
DOWN
Mackers PMSL. Literally my 7th bet today. They have ALL lost. ffs
>HASS
Pmsl
James Mckeown I cbfucked I'm down monumental
Like · Reply · Just now
pmsl ben harris
>>67783648
tears
>>67784053
Just wondering what questions to expect in an interview?
>>67784107
>what profit
Tip top
>Mackers ruining my tips
I've genuinely had enough to be honest.
Don't advise anyone to get on the Defensa tip although it SHOULD win, but just because I've got terrible terrible luck and I don't even seem to be due
>>67784163
Do you follow Big_Al or Euan?
>>67784163
Have you had the phone interview yet?
>>67784163
Customer comes in and says "Down massive pmsl, talk big big sense to me lid". What do you say
Buddha is the real deal folks
>>67784219
top lel.
>>67784235
"Please, Have Sex"
>>67784219
Both
>>67784223
Nah its a skype interview
>>67784235
Thats what you get following >Hass tips
>>67784309
You've got the job.
>>67784342
Hass is our manager. Fuck off.
Barca gonna score another senpaitachi
REFUSE to stop laying Hass.
>>67784342
Oh weird. I guess theyre getting with the times now. You need to do some research on the company, basically just go on the about page on william hill and memorize the facts/stats.
They'll ask you what you know about the company, about your past work experience, dealing with customers, how you dealt with a problem customer had, how have you gone out of your way to help a customer in the past. As long as you can answer those questions you'll be fine. Then you'll get a face to face interview afterwards if you pass that.
Is it /comfy/ yet?
>>67784491
Well Hass, is she?!?!
>>67784491
Keep your head up bud, you'll get on the right track :<3
>>67784477
Appreciate it m8
Can someone explain what my ROI would be if i laid every tip from someone with a -25% ROI?
I wonder if there is any relationship between the betting results and the day of the week. Because for now all weekends seem like a charity for bookies after a 5-day-grinding :/
>>67784615
Tuesday-Friday is the best days for betting.
>>67784643
quoting some cuck on tt, though I agree.
I might have gone too far in some places
>>67784765
Head's gone
>>67784491
Take a week off mate, you've lost the plot
>>67784107
This was the goal btw
>Eibar
>Didn't get on eibar -1.5 because I wanted -1
>-1 came and I didn't get on because 1-0.
Hopefully they bring everyone off at HT
>Good man, good tips
>-21.3% yield
Down and concerned so so much today. Think I am gonna injure myself tbqh, done it all SO wrong.
>>67784396
2222
>>67784396
Thanks lad.
>>67784931
Aids man. Fear for you if Boca win 1-0
>>67785259
No luck on asianconnect either friend?
>>67785680
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
Who at work tomorrow morning? Absolute tears cause i am.
>>67785838
Here lid.
>>67785838
finished uni for summer now lid, got 15 weeks of sitting on my arse eating my parents' food
enjoy work :)
need a couple of late eibar goals like fucking A I R
Need at least 2 eibar goals to recoup half of today's losses. ffs
>>67785930
Going up to Cheltenham to throttle the Albino Labour voting pansy for ruining my tip
Eibar are absolutely fucking embarrassing
>>67785973
you vote labour too lid.
>>67786026
Genuinely an awful, awful team.
keith burton SUCH an annoying little weirdo
>The absolute state of this ref in the Portland game
Beyond dire. Probably some of the worst refereeing I've seen in awhile, and I don't even have a bet on the game
>he rates La Liga
>>67786124
No idea how that buck tooth cunt got a decent looking bird
>imagine playing in la liga and struggling against a fifth tier American team
Beyond shocking.
>>67786157
>decent looking
Got about 5x as much makeup as even the birds posted earlier itt do. God knows what she actually looks like.
QUICK GUESS THE TIPPER
>>67786188
PMSL
>>67786188
>Taking the piss out of other's misfortune
And to think I paypal'd you a tenner
>>67786124
oi oi, sicko bet, hup :D x
Think he has a thing for Lux
>>67786185
Post pics
>>67786188
Currently running out of oil.
>>67786220
better off giving 10% of your """earnings""" to charity.
:^)
LA -1 price has gone too far
>>67786188
They're a major fraud whoever it is
Hass on suicide watch.
>Boca penalty
AAIIIRR BOCA
>>67786220
My paypal's empty lid
>>67786338
SO SO SHREWD
>eibar
Genuinely down 4 days profit today, lost all 9 bets I've placed. Need death.
>>67786465
same, hass ruined my entire month today
>
>>67786482
Hope the paki cunt dies in his sleep
>>67786505
strong words
>>67786538
fire away pal
James Mckeown Just turn your phones off. I'm in no mental state for an admin.
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>>67786538
Here lid
>>67786538
Is 2.25 inches small? If so, ask away
>>67786553
>>67786594
size? i mean genuinely small like AT LEAST under 5 inches.
Want to know how girls react to it.
>>67786609
>lying
>>67786615
probably 4.5 inches erect
only had sex once and was too drunk to remember it, a few people on my floor at uni said they could hear her moaning though so must have done a decent job ;)
>>67786538
I've gota 5.5 incher, feels pretty small to me. Tiny on the flop. Slept with 18 girls, never had any bad experiences.
>>67786615
Shag in the dark, its all about working the clit anyway
>>67786644
Why wont you have more sex?
>>67786742
Because no-one on /bet/ tells me to
>>67786835
PLEASE have sex.
>>67786742
lacking charisma, confidence and charm
Miami United FC is the official rball punt to get us out of this hell hole of losses.
>>67786885
111111
pmsl
>>67786887
Yeah yeah get that addin innit
>>67786931
Will literally do anything for twenty bucks
>>67786885
22222
just had a wank over the lad grabbing a tit, love groping
>>67786887
>>67786965
Feelings were definitely hurt watching that one. Would love to know how the majority of them even pull in the first place
Did I do good /bet/?
>>67787059
I don't understand how everyone is having sex apart from me
>>67786965
My body count is higher than Hass's and I live in London too so I wouldn't put too much stock in it m8
>>67787098
No. Pachuca is a special stake.
>>67787128
You think pachuca gonna win?
>>67787111
Its not that hard desu.
Miami vs fort lauterdale u23. Get in boys.
>>67787274
On what?
>>67787271
It really is
>>67787311
Why? Explain the problems you are having.
>>67787311
It's really, really not though is it?
>>67786594
How big lid
>>67787322
Not him but live at home, don't know any girls, only match uggos on tinder
>>67787322
>>67787348
Don't know any women, don't know what to say when meeting them, on nights out will generally be with more attractive and confident friends
>>67786241
Can't mate, that would be off-topic.
>>67786188
pmsl hass lid wtf.
Just woke up and my fresh 365 is limited aftet the finnish kids bet.
Account literally lasted two days pmsl.
>>67787491
Still waiting for the mod to hit me with another ban over nothing. My last 3 day one just expired as well ffs
