Salazar vs Grape Guy
>Grapes on the mound
Oh boy.
wtf blake is trying to steal hanleys meme
There will be a lack of Ellen in the thread today guys.
>do you get to the cloud district very often?
great play by swihart
>>67774826
I can't wait for you to drop a dinger and the lads make fun of you
>back to back hits
COLLAPSE
>Porcello is back to Poopcello
just when I thought this team was solid...
inb4 napoli looks at strike 3
fucking napoli can't even hit a flyball
Napoli confirmed for our standard power hitter who gets released 1/3 of the way into the season.
who's gonna win this one lol
can't fuckin CAPITALIZE EVER THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T WIN
YABETTSBELIEVE
come on salamander be elite today
wtf is that kid trying to take jerry's job or something he clearly rehearsed that
>>67774826
Please jump off the wall head first onto lansdowne st
The tribe is still going to win this series
BASED X
>Indians are wearing the chief Wahoo hats
>0-0
pitcher duel confirmed
getting btfo already
good job fat man
Fuck yo' shift
>>67775529
You were saying?
>>67775528
I don't understand why a team would themselves after people famous for losing two entire continents. If I'm naming a team it's either White Men or Mongols.
>>67775594
hi draper
that was a fucking rocket. Salazaar might be dead
well season's over for us now
Mother fucker. Danny, no
>>67775663
Hey pal
OMG
>>67775615
only run they'll score
Oh cmon guy
Lying on the ground? Really?
that's what you get for wearing racist hats,.. dude...
>>67775724
Fuck off, second Red Stockings
RIP in peace. He's with Sitting Bull now.
rest in peace
>114mph
Does anyone else get comfy vibes seeing Tito again?
>>67775528
Its 2016 and they have the name indians ppl from ohio are racist scum
Unis like this make me proud to be from Boston and not some racist shit like Cleveland
>>67775772
lol
>>67775770
We sure are. Fuck niggers, spics, and I'm glad American INDIANS were ground down for their corn
>>67775772
>Boston
>not racist
>>67775830
Internet tough guy
Time for a grand slam
stop walking jbj please
>>67775830
Reported
This is a politically correct thread and such comments are not acceptable.
>this pitching
dfa when
fucking REEE shaw
>Travis Shit
>swihart up next
kill me
>>67775830
mods...
>theyre going to leave the bases loaded for like the twelfth time this season
Holt would have homered
>Blake Shithard
fucking 40 pitches kill me we'll go 1-2-3 next inning fuck shit i hate this trash team
>>67776014
>>67776072
>>67776178
People from "the smartest state" can't take a joke. Smh desu senpai
>should've brought up rusney
>>67776242
Rusney would have just popped out on the first pitch
Dude literally does not know how to take a pitch
swiharts a good LF
Sweet
So what's the Red Sox ranking for LOB. I swear it could be 0 outs, bases loaded, and the Sox would still score 0 runs. "Best offense" my ass.
>>67775755
Yes
>>67776417
This series its been bad, but overall this season we ranked like 1st in terms of scoring runners on
I think its just the indians pitching is good ebough to get out of jams
>tfw no pitching coaches emotionally invested in me
if we can't get uribe home it's over
>>67776281
rusney is an incredible five tool player, very thrilling to watch, a real force of nature. all star tools
UH OH
COLLAPSE
>>67776502
Too bad hes mentally retarded
>>67776417
Keep in mind good offenses usually have high LOB. You're going to leave guys on unless you're always hitting home runs.
>>67776543
being mentally retarded is good idiot
>tfw tribe only start hitting when i leave to trim neckbeard
>rick porshitto
ugh pls score
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>bases loaded with 2 outs
He'll get out of it.
Post yfw porcello starts walking in runs
>>67776776
Ha.
He didn't walk in a run
and there goes the lead
God fuck
disgusting
nice! let's take the lead lindor
So is the Porcello doesn't suck anymore meme officially dead?
>>67776831
Only allowed 2 earned runs, you're right phew
>>67776850
Probably if he gives up 5 runs again
>inb4 everyone starts claiming injury
Guys. They're doing the Wally wave today.
>an hour since the game started
>bottom lf the second
Fucking christ
>>67776982
>0 outs
Please Vazquez. We need to turn the lineup over as much as possible for JBJ
joe castiglione > jerry remy
BASED X
please Vazquez, just be a .250 hitter and I will be pleased
pls don't retire
BASED FUCKING LARGE FATHER
>That kid in the fucking cubs uni
god damn it hanley hits it right at the guy, bad luck
Huge GET coming up lets make it a Sox
>>67777430
He needs to not hit it there
>>67777453
good analysis
>>67777453
Thanks Don
>>67777453
>>67777478
he should hit the ball the other way
fuck you napoli
Guerin a qt
Earn those grapes
Bros I still miss Jenny what do.
I know you guys hate Guerin so you'll be happy to know she just got cucked on national tv by an MLB network studio update. They go picture in picture but her voice wasn't heard.
>>67777648
Gary is better
>70 pitches through 3 innings
Typical Grapes
>JBJ
>GOOD
DFA
THIS
MEMEY
BUST
Score runs please
>The state of the bottom of this lineup
JUST
PUT
JBJ
IN
THE
9TH
SPOT
IT BALANCES OUR LINEUP OUT
>>67778011
this. holy shit this.
love having chisenhall's productive bat in the lineup :)
So jbj hitting streak ends today rip in peace
>>67778011
>our
>>67778137
It's the 4th have faith you cuck
HAHAHA WHO NEEDS RUNS
>>67778204
No hes right JBJ is a bust again we should dfa him before its too late
>>67778380
>on-base streak still alive for 27 games
>dfa him
No
>>67778380
>yfw JBJ breaks DiMaggio's hitting streak then never hits again
Wow what a shit call on that third strike
>>67778380
agrred if it gets to the seventh inning and he is still on this roster that is PROOF dumbrowshit has no idea what he's doing
>>67778526
It was borderline so idc that much
>xbox one still doesn't have a baseball game
;_;
Pretty okay with this I guess, could've been much worse. Danny's got command issues, did this with the Lastros, but he never let the game get away from him or break down.
>>67778692
Can you guys take him out already
>>67778634
He hasn't been calling anything even a fraction of the inch of the plate a strike and that one was a couple inches off the plate
VAZGOAT
>>67778734
Don't worry they will because >muh pitch count meme and then you'll win the game because our bullpen is schizophrenic as fuck.
strikes outs
holy shit fuck off napoli kill yourself
The streak ends today boys. It was a good run
good ol Napoli helping out his former team
Napoli you fucking BUM, you don't play for the Red Sox anymore
>8 straight at bats, all strikeouts, by Napoli
NOSTALGIC
SWAT
I COULD HEAR THAT WOOD FROM RHODE ISLAND
Exactly how shitty is the BoSox bullpen?
BASED FUCKING LARGE FATHER
POST EM BOYS
HE DID IT AGAIN
PLEASE DON'T RETIRE
POST RARE PAPIS
yeah I'm done today. gg sox you killed us this weekend. we sure aren't playing like contenders
Does anyone know the MLB record for consecutive team games with a home run? I'm guessing it belongs to the Yancucks
>>67778988
Depends. If you get Taz, Koji, Kimbrel itll be tough for you. If you get Noe, Barnes, and Ross than gg you win. And amy combination of them falls in between.
GG Boston
>>67779033
>>67779050
At least you still have the Browns
GO SOX
BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
JBJBJBJ
BJBJR
J
B
J
R
Wew lad is JBJ all star material this year
27
27 GAMES
8 MORE FOR THE SOX RECORD
BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ BASED BJBJ
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADDMISSION
ITSELF
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK
IS BJBJ THE ABSOLUTE MOST GOAT OF ALL TIME???
HE'S THE BEST HITTER OF ALL TIME
>>67779163
>Mvp material this year
:ftfy
>>67779212
This is like the first time you've asked this tho
HALFWAY TO 54
Fucking not in the mood for this bullshit. Probably going to kill myself now and get it over with. RIP
Must be nice to have offense and not MUH PITCHING.
At least the ChiSox seem to be slumping, might have a chance with them
>>67779252
>average leaveland fan
>>67779314
Offense is nice and all famalam, but pitching is what matters in the postseason. You should be happy about that bro
>>67779315
As opposed to the average Bombston fan when they lose and go sadsack in the /mlb/ general?
>>67779383
We dont go sadsack we go angrysaxk because our pitching
>>67779360
>postseason
I mean I'm laughing, but thank God the Comedy Central is so shitty there actually is a decent chance for us. We'll see
>>67779315
I'm just having a bad day today
>>67779383
The average Boston fan is too high quality of an individual to ever enter a general on /sp/
>>67779424
I stand corrected. But yes we're used to this shit from our teams.
And yet I still have the faith. Indians probably need this loss to kick their shit into gear.
JBJ LITERALLY GOAT
WHAT
CANT
HE
DO?
>>67779383
there's only one red sox guy who posts in the general and idrk what HIS deal is
>lastquez
Good inning but this spic has been shit since he was good his first week
>>67779509
Ya whats your problem
>>67779549
no i'm talking about you you're the one with the problem LOL
>>67779597
Rude tbqh with you joe
>>67779539
Called it
Hannigan > lastquez
>>67779241
No it's not. But seriously, is BJBJ going to get a Red Sox Plaque for second-most clutch Red Sox hitter of all time? Is he the black version of Dom Dimmaggio?
>>67779622
i'm a girl btw
ok, can we seriously put JBJ back at 9th
He has fucking nobody behind him right now
With mookie, pedey, and xander, he was being brought in literally every game
Why the fuck dows John have to mess with shit that is working
Nice job Hunter. Maybe the bullpen will actually save >us this time.
>>67779509
>>67779597
What's wrong about posting in a thread about baseball?
>>67779686
I agree. John fucked up BJBJ's momentum when he moved him, it is amazing the streak is still going. He also wrecked the bottom of the lineup when he did that. It's like Farrell has literally never played MLB The Show before.
>ywn see the front office disregard all sense of ethics and clone the mid 90s Indians roster forever
>>67779539
>>67779639
He's still goat defensively
>>67779686
This
Like, what the fuck John? JBJ is almost guaranteed to get on base at this point and your trusting Swihart and Hannigan/Vasquez to bring him in?
>2 HBP this game
Porcello becoming the grapes of wrath.
Hey why is Swihart in LF?
Where is Holt?
>BARNES
OH GOD
JOHN ARE YOU SERIOUS
>>67779939
>Unironically bringing in our worst reliever
Too quality stuff Farrell.
Wow Barnes has the memeiest warm up songs.
>>67779785
>>67779937
Because he is trusting him to be the clean up guy for the middle of the order
You can't have your cake and eat it too, and don't fucking move him in the line up again
Comeback starts now pls
>>67779804
One of the best lineups ever
>>67780062
>cleanup guy for the middle of the order
>clean up guy
>for the clean up guys
Farrell is pretty in innovative
>>67780048
What is it? I didn't hear/notice it.
Fuck the Indians:
The 1948 World Series, which the Braves lost in 6 games to the Indians (who beat the Red Sox in a one-game playoff to spoil an all-Boston World Series), turned out to be the Braves' last hurrah in Boston.
BARNES JUST GET THE FUCKING OUT
YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEE
>>67780167
well when 2/3 of your line up is batting over .300...
>>67780234
>Barves
Phew. Crisis averted.
>this game started at 1:30
>it's fucking 4 and we're not even out of the 6th
Welp
STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
holy sheet that curve
>>67780234
>>67780383
If you could go back in time and prevent the Barves from moving to Milwaukee and stay in Boston, would you do it?
>>67780397
>muh long games
Fuck off, Manfred.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67780425
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Matt Barnes might be one of the most talented shitty pitchers I have ever seen.
His ability to throw is fucking incredible. 98 MPH FBs, unreal drops on his CBs.
But he just fucking BLOWS. He's another version of Buttholez.
Man, Mookie has raised his BA like 30 points in the las few games
>mfw 7/9 batting over .300 incoming
>>67780603
>mfw 7/9 batting over .300 incoming
they have to bat over .200 first
>>67780621
Are you retarded?
You're retarded
>>67780671
not as much as you
>>67780621
What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>67780748
>>67780671
oh i see, nvm then i am retarded
>>67780727
A. Everyone is batting over .200
B. Well that's it really
BASED X
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
BASED X
A
S
E
D
X
>ZmASS blows this game out and is never heard from again, being replaced by an actual relief pitcher
Thank you Boston
>IBB a 40 year old man
The IBB for this team are getting ridic tbqh with you Joe
Stop ruining the fun, Francona
Mookie up to .281. He's still powering up. Soon our 1-7 will be hitting over .300.
>>67780947
Pedey is no longer batting over .300 though.
>tfw you and remy go on a cut together
>>67781039
You forgot the "never"
>>67780978
He is constantly going up and down on a daily basis, if he finished 2-5 today he will be .300
>>67780978
I know senpai but he's just below he'll go back up.
Why red sux like Ramirezes players with dreads so too much?!
Time for a grand slam
>BASES LOADED
>JBJ
...
>>67781039
I am cutting with him in spirit
>tfw 20+ lbs lost in the last 3 months with minimal gainz loss
FUCK
Nice cut, but oh well.
>>67781133
>>67781134
Not this time fellas
dfa Bradley when
>>67781202
7th inning stretch
>JBJ
>GOOD
DFA
THIS
BUSTY
MEME
Where the fuck is Taz?
That was painful to watch
>SHAW
WE LEFT THE BASES LOADED
FOR LIKE A 10TH TIME THIS FUCKING SERIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DFA WHEN
bring back Ferrari when
>it's a Red Sox leave the bases loaded episode
Absolutely disgusting
>Zmac allowing only 1 (one) run
Man Cleveland has been getting away from a lot of potential run explosions.
>>67781381
Best shitty pitching in the league desu. Maximum deception
Shaw been real shit this series.
Falling apart against good pitching it seems...
>LAYNE
WHERE
THE FUCK
IS TAZAWA?
>tfw your team dashes Cy Young dreams
>have a Tazawa-Koji-Kimbrel 7-8-9
>John never fucking uses them together
>>67781429
Shaw had two hits yesterday
>>67781517
Ya but they were against bad bullpen guys
he was 0 for against all starters this series
>>67781429
I found him. He was in the clubhouse
KEK NESN is such a trash network, can't even cut to a commercial properly.
>>67781623
Is that really taz? Or is it just some random Japanese guy
>>67781723
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