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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
>mfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
Schaub=GOD
based OP
Reminder to enroll your daughter in wrestling classes.
>"Hello darkness my old friend."
Rafael Carvalho would be top 3 in the UFC MW division if Dana stopped ducking him.
>>67768595
>O-Oim still the champ ye
kek
KEK
K E K
"Palhares? Heh, he won't hurt anyone no more."
Why aren't you a vegan yet?
>>67768640
Why does the second pic say Meebok on his shorts
>>67768657
>>67768673
wtf
>>67768673
the fabric of the shorts is covering the top of the R
>>67768679
10/10
>>67768694
Ahh, you're right, didn't notice until fully zoomed in
>>67768552
lel, I hate connor's fucking face and I still haven't figured out what /heem/ means (new af to /sp/)
>>67768726
>newfag
>hates conor
pottery
>>67768726
happy easter everyone (miesha)
>>67768657
It's expensive.
>>67768726
Welcome fellow reddit friend
>>67768751
mma just doesn't interest me
/nba/ and nothing else, maybe /mlb/ as things take off later in the season
what is /heem/, pls?
>>67768726
>>67768786
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
>>67768786
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>67768786
it originated from some nigger saying 'heem sleepy' as 'him sleepy' when another nigger got KO'ed in a WSHH video. I think.
>>67768849
hey pal, we dont use those racist words here
>>67768786
Here
Everyone
Extols
Memes
>>67768786
It originated from overeem'the reem' koing people so some guy made a typo insteqd of typinf 'he got reemed' he typed 'he got heemed' and it stuck around
>>67768786
Heem
Everyone
Even
Yourself
>>67768786
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/heme
here we just bleed
>Who wants to be a one-hit-wonder, right?
>>67768863
I'm not white, slaves fucked deshi girls when the white men brought them here, we have that in our mixed blood, I can say that.
>>67768794
>>67768823
>>67768869
>>67768871
backronyms everywhere
>>67768876
no
>>67768886
Tittle owner to fighting #9 ranking fighter not even on ppv, dana really was pissed off.
>>67768890
you're an idiot
>>67768921
ignoramus probably captures it better
>>67768786
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and a whole block beats this shit out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...
>>67768910
they are both coming from a loss, holm's manager asked dana for the rematch and dana said no fucking way
i'm rooting for schevi desu
schevi vs tate should be the goat of actually skilled womyn fighting who also happen to be hot
prove me wrong
>>67768961
nah, lad. nunes gonna take that belt. she told me personally that she has all the tools to beat miesha.
>>67768955
thanks Professor Meme
Will she win the championship tomorrow?
>>67768955
>WSHH
ty
>>67768983
do you speak broken engrish too? that might've been the epithome of humor
>>67768991
Hopefully. I'll win $75 if she does
>>67769021
he's always the funniest guy in the thread, unironically
>>67769021
kinda, accent sounds a lot worse tho.
>>67769040
thanks, post the puppy licking her face at park webm, she looks less depressed there.
Who here /Thominhas/
>>67769069
Pretty hype for this card
who has the worst boxing defense in all of mma
>>67769098
who you looking forward to see most? I like miranda.
>>67769069
>>67769078
how do I achieve this mode lads?
>>67769098
>ufc fight pass
lots of good fights, i'll be watching it (FOR FREE)
>>67769078
>>67769129
does cody have a chance?
>>67769143
wew
>>67769140
train hard till you go bald.
>>67769140
wide hips + 10/10 face
>>67769098
Kinda hoping to see Sterling lose and get kicked to Bellator
>>67769140
beat up someones boy for a living
>>67769169
He just renewed his ufc contract
Probably has at least 3 fights
>>67769148
Definitely, considering Almeida got lit up by Brad Pickett and Cody is a hard hitter. Probably still give it to Almeida
>>67769235
>Cody is a hard hitter
When will this meme end
>>67769148
i think Almeida is way too confident in his chin and people here seem to ignore that. Another thing people are sleeping on is garbrants wrestling. Ive heard TAM say he would take Dillashaw down a lot in sparring. Almeida has a significant reach advantage. Almeida also uses his jab really nicely and I don't see garbrant giving him trouble at range or in the pocket. I think Almeidas style leaves him open to getting heemd and it is going to happen eventually unless he changes something, but I don't see Cody being the one to do it. My guess is garbrants plan is to wrestle him for the opening rounds, but Almeida will stuff the takedowns, scramble well and get a second round tko.
>>67769252
>>67769291
>TAM
when will this gym die?
>>67769237
the fuck, pvz is listed at 5'4"...
>Ronda Rousey can beat you up. She can beat men up. She can beat me up. A lot of men don't want to deal with that but that's the truth. OK? Deal with it.
-Dana White
>>67769323
When Manlets finally learn
tbt Garbrandt vs Almeida is one of the best main events in a long time
Wouldn't be if Khabib vs Ferguson had happened, but still
>>67769323
depends what Faber does when he retires. Benavidez left, Dillashaw left, and Garbrant trains at Jackson/wink half the time. It's just Chad, Urijah, and PVZ left
>>67769291
Almeida is also a brown belt in jitz too, so a submission is always possible
>>67769432
under whom?
>>67769441
dunno
>Werdum: An immediate rematch would be in order
bawahaha what a goof
>>67768657
because I'm not an idiot who completely changes my entire diet to be much healthier overall and then attribute my new sense of physical well-being solely to giving up meat and dairy a few times a week
>>67768657
i'd sooner get a tattoo or do drugs/alcohol before becoming a vegan
>>67768568
this guy is exposed af
he will have no KO's in his career from now on, screencap it
>>67769128
Masvidal vs Larkin should be a banger. Also curious to see Barao at 145 against Stephens who is huge for the division.
Guess which fighter this is
>>67769558
Joanna
Source: twitter
>>67769477
Can hardly blame him when Cain got one
>>67769558
I'd suckle on those toes desu
>>67769477
He deserves an immediate rematch, it was clearly an early stoppage.
>>67769558
>>67769576
Joanna better get out before she gets heemed:
Abbreviated to PiS, is a right-wing[16][17][18] national-conservative[2][3] political party in Poland. With 234 seats in the Sejm and 62 in the Senate, it is currently the largest party in the Polish parliament. The PiS are highly critical of homosexuality, sex and violence in the media.
Threadly reminder to train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM in order to get submissions
>>67769634
>that HGH head
>>67769634
>>67769634
Demian Maia only trains once a week in a gi
>>67769647
Hespec the gi and it hespec you
i'll sweat to death in gi lying in bed
>>67769652
Maybe you don't understand
3x a week
M I N I M U M
>>67769608
thought jj was highly christian.
>>67769682
"Oh, hey, Jacare, how did you get some of the best jitz in all of the UFC?"
"Is easy, I train 3x a week in gi"
There you have it folks
>>67769140
He's so good...
Not his best photo, tho
>>67769691
yeah she's retarded like they are, i just meant the violence part
>>67769694
The patron saint of /heem/ trains in the gi
He's good enough on the mats to completely nullify Roberto Abreu
Can you honestly keep making excuses?
>>67768575
She's so fucking clumsy. I doubt she wrestles at all.
>>67768575
lol that's bad ass
>>67769751
Well she's a woman m8. That's some top-tier olympic level technique for females.
Who /BISPING/ here?
>>67769798
She did a half-assed single leg and two shitty knees to the face and because she's so clumsy and uncoordinated, she fell flat on her face after she knocked that beta male out. She probably took a few free MMA classes tops.
>>67769815
jesus christ she kicked that kids ass why are you so defensive
>>67769804
none of us you weirdo
>>67769815
more like the guy has shitty takedown defense.
>>67769826
Because she isn't a fucking wrestler. Just some junkie bitch that beat up some punk that didn't even want to fight her.
>>67769846
no she's a 14 year old girl in a dress why are you taking this so seriously lol
>>67769864
Why does her age or what she's wearing matter? God damn youre retarded
>>67769846
>>67769864
do either of you actually know what really happened in the webm?
>>67769881
why are you so mad that a girl beat up a boy?
>>67769884
no and please don't ruin the fun by telling me
>>67769884
Some girl at a HS attacks a boy for an unknown reason. ALLEGEDLY its over "bullying". The whole time he's saying "get off of me" and just trying to distance himself from her. He didn't throw a single punch. If he actually were a bully, he would have dropped her the moment she laid hands on him. End of story. But there is something else going on here. Probably an ex gf or something.
>>67769888
Morons labeling people as wrestlers who don't know anything about wrestling usually makes me upset. Doesn't matter what gender they are. Quit trying to turn this into a debate about gender you dumbfuck.
>>67769804
HERE
>>67769914
holy shit you're insecure
>tfw just remembered Werdum is no longer HW champ
feels bad man
>>67769914
still, shitty takedown defense. didn't train 3x gi minimum.
>>67769924
That girl would blast double leg you faster than she dropped that kid. Your beta is showing.
>>67769804
WHEN ROCKHOLD'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>>67769936
>>67769946
his meme face was one of the very few nice memes here.
>>67769952
She could barely even grab a single leg on some kid that weighed even less than her. Your white knight is showing.
>>67769951
yea, that cross choke was there all day!
>she will never stomp your balls
McGregor interview is on ESPN right now
>>67770039
link
>>67770033
do you even have a use for them?
Is there anyone who can stop the Frank?
>>67770050
linking to streams is against the rules sorry i can't help
>>67769972
lol we got it, you can beat her up, killer
>>67770212
Glad we got that sorted, kid
>>67770170
Dana.
>>67770212
Except I never said that. dipshit. You really want to stir up some shit just because you got BTFO. Sit down, eat your pudding, and try again next time porky.
>>67770174
be a lad m8. fuck the rules and the autistic as fuck faggot janitors.
>>67770281
>Me in the blue gloves
>>67770292
sorry bro my IP is more static than my body in bed
>it's a legend gets defeated by a modern journeyman fight
broken heart desu
Show's how the sport (or at least the wmma side) has evolved tho
Six bings until Mcgoobz is back on
>>67770309
>It's a legend gets defeated by a modern journeyman fight
Sounds familiar
>>67770322
>pulling guard on a lion
>>67770348
>giving up your back to a lion
>letting another lion eat the ass
>>67770348
Should've taken its back and choked it out tbqh
Mata Leo is called that for a reason
conor memeing it up on ESPN
>>67770391
thanks m8
christ conor is a fucking moron
Well that was underwhelming
A lot of Conor's talk sort of feels off after he's had his ass kicked
So from the quotes I'm seeing, Conard is :
- backpedaling as hard as he can
- completely delusional about the Mayweather thing
Less than a month untill fedor is on fightpass
Robin black is doing commentary on Shooto Brazil again today. Starts in about 4 bongs.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15661001&ex_cid=sportscenterTW&sf26722665=1
>>67770482
>Robin Black
Literally more obnoxious than Joe Rogan
>>67770482
7 bongs, not 4
>>67770487
4 you fucking goof. Apology accepted.
>>67770484
HOT LAVA HOT LAVA HOT LAVA
>>67770503
Nope.
>>67770503
7 bongs m8
>Kailin's sister's tattoos
>>67770546
not even looking at the tattoos tbphwyf
>>67770453
>Fedor vs Maldonado
>On Fight Pass
>in 2016
Is this real life?
>>67770546
JUST
Travis vs. Cain who wins and how
What's your favorite Schaub story?
>>67770634
Hard to beat his Kimbo on TUF story
>>67770634
the rothwell fight
>>67770619
uh
>Cain's gonna destroy him, it's gonna be fun to watch
>I'm going with Cain
>Cain Valasques
>>67770348
Source holy shit
you can't just dump a pic of a man fightng a lion and leave it
>>67770619
Cain via standing tko
>>67770348
kek
>>67770348
>"I think that lion would fuck you up dude"
>"I am a brown belt in bjj, I think youd be surprised"
>"fuck that, watch and learn"
Then them gay ass lions had to jump him cuz he had that nigga 1v1
>>67770719
A guy tried committing suicide by jumping in a lion cage in Chile and the zookeepers killed both the lions and saved the suicidal man's life.
>>67770732
>deleting this
>>67770348
>>67770819
So the lions got robbed by the judges?
>"Listen, I'll put it like this. If people can walk around - and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way to religious people - and you believe the son of God came down to earth 2,000 years ago, and he killed himself for our sins, and he can walk on water, and there's a God up there looking after ourselves, and if you get on your knees and pray to him that things will change, if you can believe that, then you can believe that I can knock the f--k out of Luke Rockhold two weeks from Saturday."
>>67770348
>OHHH THAT TRIANGLE IS LOCKED IN TIGHT! THIS IS IT
>HE GOT OUT
>>67770843
It's Hamill vs Jones all over again.
>>67770348
Most will see 1 unconscious man here.
I see a clean get up about to happen in a fight against multiple attackers.
Hips away, strong frame with the left hand, right hand post on the mat with bottom leg free for a clean get up.
If the lioness was a second attacker, she is in trouble. I am a split second away from being back to my feet here.
With his outstretched, forward reaching pressure, and his torso separated from his hips, lioness is ending up face down after the get up.
Two or three quick cracks to his temple and I make my escape clean.
Two attackers immobilized.
What's up Chile.
>>67770634
The "I hate bullies, they're the worst thing in the world. Hey, wanna hear about the time I bullied my roommate ?" one
>>67770845
>and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way to religious people
why not? it doesn't deserve respect
>>67770880
Good post
>>67770890
>>67770845
I do
>>67770950
portals?
>[jesus was a fag and doesnt real] but believe in me
-Michael 'The Count' Bisping
MICHAEL "THE CUNT" BIZBING
CHUCK LYDAELL
what are you lads watching
AKHMAT FIGHT SHOW
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
GET IN HERE FIGHT FANS
>>67771170
Leaked GoT episode.
Khabib spotted
>>67771068
DELETE THIS
>>67771337
Donde?
>>67771068
atup up you disrespectful cunt, i bet you wouldnt say it to his his face, fucking pussy. i will punch you if you say that to me little coward.
>>67771407
there are torrents all over the internet
>>67771044
>he's holding a rock
True poetry
>>67771407
https://kat.cr/game-of-thrones-s06e05-the-door-1080p-x264-sammy-hq-mp4-t12641750.html#comment
do you think that Holland' own Michel Bispijn will defeat Rockhog?
I will debut as a pro in a local event guys, can i tell you my name for support?
I train in Nova União.
>>67771586
>I train in Nova União.
don't kill yourself on a weight cut
>>67771586
>I train in nova uniao
Share your cycle with us
>>67771586
Don't slip in any bathtubs
>>67771586
>I train in Nova União.
>>67771586
Congrats mang
Good luck
>>67771586
Tell us after the fight to avoid memery
>>67771586
Yes.
>>67771586
are you willing to fight Estonia(RIP), Lithcuck, or boxing Swede?
>>67771688
Boxing swede already has a fight, I'll take it instead
I'm a brown belt in japanese ju-jutsu, I'll fuck him up
>>67771586
Fight like WEC Aldo my friend !
>>67771606
that's some big wood haha
>>67771586
nice and flowy ronaldo
>>67771731
Actually, I will be taking this one.
I'm a black belt in meme footwork
>>67771586
Have someone film it or tell us where we can watch it.
>>67771586
Just upload a video of the fight and let us guess who you are
>>67771586
Unless you hold up a /heem/ sign on camera I wont beleive it anyway
>>67771764
I would never mess with somebody posting Köksal
Please don't heem me
>>67771764
Leave it to me, il slam this hue
>>67771778
ur opinion=WGAF
>>67771764
>>67771819
>köksal is pronounced as cucksal
kek cant make this stuff up
>>67771828
Gus will be the champ
>>67771350
be careful
>>67771778
something more subtle like gray schaub hair or a rosefu pillow would suffice imo desu lad
lads, anyone watching Akhmat Fight Show?
>>67771866
>Gus will be the champ
>>67771871
>that pic
this CANT be real
>>67771963
It's definitely real
>>67771993
why would someone JUST himself this hard?
>>67771993
fugggg
he has to be the best looking fighter ever
>>67771586
i will buy whatever i can to support your career if you are a /heem/ posting fighter
>>67772087
He accidentally knocked up his girlfriend and wanted to feel young and independent.
>>67772090
>its the britgayfag posts about how he drools over a guy episode
>>67771871
>>67771993
he saw Milo Yiannopoulos on JRE then tried to emulate his hairstyle
>>67772177
What if that's a girl?
>>67768575
when will they learn lads
>>67772142
>i will buy whatever i can to support your career if you are a /heem/ posting fighter
HUENNIT
>>67772179
he makes milo look straight
i've never seen such an adult tryhard
>>67768552
So what's the deal is conor actually rematch in Diaz or what?
>>67772510
I don't know. Why do you hate freedom?
Poor Tom
>>67772569
Non sequitur.
>>67772656
lol cruise
>>67772692
your picture has no connection to your question, so fuck you and your premise
>>67772259
he isnt
>>67772770
What's next for Hendricks?
>>67772656
>that cruise
is that our own cruiseposter?
>inb4 he deletes his account
>>67772917
I think a reducing in his nausea and swelling of his feet will happen, once the bubble pops and water flows out we got ourselves a birth going
