Pic is most accurate season prediction sub-edition
MIA:Ajayi has 'separated' from Dolphins other RBs
FA:Pats show 'preliminary' interest in A. Foster
CHI:John Fox suggests he'll use 'hot hand' at RB
FA:Saints sign Barth to compete with Forbath
JAC:Jalen Ramsey suffers 'small meniscus tear'
ATL:Vic Beasley moving to strong-side linebacker
FA:RapSheet: Fitz, Jets want deal prior to OTAs
CLE:RG3 approaching offseason as if he is starter
LAR:Rams take 1-year flier on DT Dominique Easley
IND:Moncrief recovering from turf toe operation
SD:Chargers claim Zach Mettenberger off waivers
>>67766382
what can stop the patriots from winning 51 if they get foster?
>>67766388
A defense that can cover 2 slot midgets, Amendola, and two elite tight ends that can also stuff the run.
Bump.Fuck Canada
>>67766382
Is this some sort of meme or is op seriously retarded?
Those are the worst predictions I have ever seen
>>67766899
Ur mum.
Explain your retarded accusation
>>67766958
The chiefs will lose more than one game, simply as a default of having andy reid as the hc
The broncos will not have a losing record when they didn't really lose much of their defense and they arguably have upgraded on the offensive side
The cardinals will lose more than two games and the seahawks will most likely win the division, also fucking hell the rasm will win 10 games. 6 or 7 max, they're gonna be hot garbage.
afc east looks good but I'd argue the jets will be better than the lelphins this season
nfc east is honestly a toss up but I doubt the cowboys will win it, and the iggles will win more than just 2 games especially after they've cleaned up a lot of chip kelly's masses
The jaguars won't win the division and the titans certainly won't be in the last place
nfc south looks good
afc north is alright but I'd argue the steelers will make the playoffs
No way in hell will the Vikings win 13 games, 10 seems most likely, albeit a stretch. Lions will be bad but they'll win more games than that.
That's about it
>>67766382
>Browns will have 2 top3 picks
Please make this happen, based God.
>>67766388
Injuries, shit happens and its fucked
>>67769125
>HGH You Taste So Good
>>67767063
The Chiefs will not lose more than 3 games
The Broncos will be victim to football voodoo, SB slump
The Xecocks are not winning the West
Iggles are not going to win more than 2 games
Jets are going to be startin Geno
Jags are the best team in the AFC south right now
NFC South never looks good
Point out more than 3 losses for the Vikings
>>67766382
>div 1-5
if that 1 is beating the xircucks in centurylink and thus ruining their homefield advantage like the rasms did last year it'll be worth it
1. Marshall and decker - 305 targets, 62% catch rate, 26 TDs, 2529 yards
2. Robinson and Hurns - 257 targets, 56% catch rate, 24 TDs, 2431 yards
3. Nelson and Cobb (used nelsons 2014 season) - 280 targets, 63% catch rate, 19 TDs, 2348 yards
4. Thomas and Sanders - 313 targets, 60% catch rate, 12 TDs, 2439 yards
5. Gronkowski and Edelman (Edelmans 2015 season adjusted to 16 games) - 276 targets, 65% catch rate, 23 TDs, 2406 yards
prove me wrong
>>67766382
>BUF:Contract-year CB Gilmore to skip Bills OTAs
>FA:Manziel slugs man, kicked out of Vegas club
>SEA:Sherman not convinced Marshawn Lynch is done
>JAC:Jalen Ramsey signs rookie deal with Jaguars
Sure is summer with these new threads and old news
>>67766388
>>67783184
Made it late last night, didn't see new news. Thanks for the update :^)
>>67783104
Nope. Split with the Rams. Because Fisher
>>67778323
>has to resort to "voodoo" to justify his retarded opinion
Has /sp/ officially reached a new low?
People who hate Canada have small penises and like to watch their ugly girlfriends get fucked by niggers
>>67783304
Do you know me?
That was crazy accurate.
>>67783284
>"I dont believe in football voodoo"
>>67766382
what three games will the Browns win?
>>67783304
>Country is led by a left wing cuck
>Wants mudslime rapefugees
>Calls other countries cucks
>>67783284
Okay here: If PeyPey had stayed the starter, eventually the wheels would have come off. Brock Lobster coming in and 'meh'ing it up kept them afloat.
Peyton in the playoffs beat a meh-to-bad Steelers D and barely beat another meh D with the Patsies, being carried by his defense
This year, there is no 'meh' backup to the shitshow that is sanchize, and you can't rely on a defense to constantly pull you out of the bullshit
>>67783371
@ Eagles
v Ravens
@ Titans
>>67766382
>chefs with more than 10 wins
>raiders with less than 10
No.
JUST
>>67784000
Why waste trips on being a Raidnigger?
>>67784000
Trips for truth.
Even with a fully healthy roster chefs max out at 12 wins.
Raiders 3rd year QB, with a 2nd year WR1 and TE = better synergy / fewer rookie mistakes and hopefully Coop worked on his drop issue. Also has 1 full year under Musgraves. Top 5 Oline. Change of pace RB so Murray doesn't take full load. DLine has excellent depth and a completely revamped secondary. Seriously Raiders aren't a joke anymore.
Between 10 and 12 wins.
>in before hurdur no winning seasons hurdur
>>67767080
not like it'd matter they'd just pick busts anyway
>>67784225
Chiefs have a better offense and defense,especially offense though in the way that they have the best players to execute it
Just my opinion
>>67766382
>Bills doing better than 8/8
Explain this shit.
>>67784462
Get a win on a Bradyless Pats early, Jets start Geno so there's 2 wins, and 6 wins outside the division with their schedule isn't too far fetched
>>67784537
>Bradyless Pats
Who cares?
>it's an /nflg/ retard thinks 12 teams are winning 12+ games episode
>>67784633
I'd take young Cassel over the wop
>>67784537
I think you're vastly underestimating Rex Ryan's capacity for failure.
>>67784680
Poke holes in it without using shitty /tv/ memes
>>67784225
I'm expecting a 14-2 record with losses vs Carolina and at KC.
>>67784734
I just want him to have a good season so he can start promising Owls, and put bigger, and bigger razors in the cake
>>67784787
... Larry?
>have a good season
You're talking about the guy who took one of the best defenses in the league and turned it into one of the worst, the guy who had KC beat last year and then decided to ignore Sammy Watkins after halftime.
Accura
>>67784892
What's a Larry?
He's also the guy that got Sanchez to the AFC Championship game, though
>>67767063
>titans certainly won't be in last place
into the trash
>>67785024
That entire defense is all wrong not to mention the offense
>>67785024
assuming this is accurate and hasselbeck was at least average they should have easily contended for a super bowl
what stopped them?
>>67785024
jesus, where to start
>Geathers good
>Adams elite
>LBs being anything more than trash
>Vontae elite
>Gore Elite
You're wrong, wrong, wrong
>>67785024
>somehow deluded himself into thinking that no starter on the colts is worse than good
>GM is still rated as >just
????????
>>67785462
Homer is stronk in him
>>67785441
The fact that their defense is absolute garbage even though they play in a weak division and gore isn't elite at all and has not been for ages
which team has the best defensive line in all of football, and why is it the New York Football Giants?
>>67785651
>Not the Vikings
For real though, still miss Coughlin?
>>67785651
Still houston
>>67785651
FS will be Darian Thompson
Spagano should be >JUST
Will Tye will be the starter
Outside of that, I agree.
>>67785651
>JPP elite
wew laddie
>>67785749
>clowney
>elite
top kek m8
>>67785759
He actually he.
He got a shit ton of pressure last season, the issue was that he didn't have his grip and couldn't grab.
Now he got that stupid club off of his hand and he has his grip back.
He's elite.
>>67785767
>>67785834
I don't know what this proves?
>>67785901
Is there a more elite division than the AFC West?
>>67785232
>>67785441
Turn off trip and samefag. But besides that how am I wrong? Hasselbeck was a injury away from retirement (see what happened), the offense is shitty without Luck, and the defense (if you watched a game) kept the team alive in close games.
>>67785453
> those guys are bad cause I say they are bad
> Adams was the top 5 safety with t-3 most INT
> Vontae isnt a shut down corner when healthy
> Geathers was decent enough to land a starter role.
> D'qwell lead in tackles. Freeman left. Nate Irving or Sio Moore wont have an impact
> Gore isnt elite
Kill yourself. I hope you're just a division rival and not someone who just shitpost without knowledge.
>>67785462
Can you provide some stats or proof of that bud?
>his team doesn't have a bellow average starter
>didnt make the playoffs
lol ok fags
>>67786228
Of whom art thou quoting?
>>67786145
Indianapolis was 26th in yards allowed last year and Gore averaged 3.7 YPC.
lmao this fucking guy
>>67786145
Yea Luck played like shit when he was in and if you want to deflect it off him then the O-Line played like shit which would mean at least one of those things should be rated lower than that
>>67786239
ur mom
>>67786253
fuk u say?
>>67785024
>literally our entire team is good but our GM is JUST
>MIKE ADAMS IS A TOP 5 SAFETY
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND FLAMING KEKS
>>67786345
> Look at number of safeties on top 10
> Still on the top 10
But i mean hey your right.
>>67786243
The only reason why it was that because of Toler bitch ass cant cover anyone, and Davis had foot surgery, so ill give you that. Gore still had 967 yards with that terrible Oline and still no 100 yard game.
>>67786250
Oline kept switching is why they were terrible. Luck should be fine, but the Oline should be decent with everyone not rotating anymore.
>>67786659
>Sorted by INT
>>67786659
PFF rated the Colts O-line as the 15th overall and 19th best at run blocking. The Rams O-line was rated 28th overall and the 27th best run blocking grade. Yet Gurley still managed 4.8 ypc behind that terrible O-line, while Gore's slow ass averaged more than a yard less per carry behind just a mediocre one and with only 30 more carries overall.
Guess which one is actually elite.
>>67785757
FUCK YOU GIANTS, I WANTED DARIAN ON MY TEAM
REEEEEEEEE
>>67783304
Listen bro, I've got no beef with you, I'm actually a Raptors fan myself, but I think you might be projecting. Just a little.
In any case, thanks for electing that socialist despot, ever since your dollar dropped below the Philippine Peso I haven't struck out once on any of my many trips to Toronto.
It's like the moment they find out I'm American the eggs start dropping, and since you Cucknadian "men" fail to reign in your feminazis, most of you have fallen for the "open relationship" meme, and I'm proud to say more than one of you is paying the tab on my offspring.
Feels good man.
Go Raptors!
>>67783229
Von Miller and the Broncos let Brady get within 2 points of going to the Owl last year when Brady was playing behind that dumpster fire of a line. With based Dante back alone plus better luck with injuries and offseason acquisitions, Miller et al. will need to play better than last year to stop the Pats, and it's not unreasonable to think they'll have to do it in Gillette instead of mile high.
I'm not gonna prattle on about MUH BRADY or MUH PATS BEST EVER HURR. But if you think Miller and the Broncos are a trump card against the Pats, I think you may want to reconsider.
>>67787344
never underestimate Brady-Belichick
>>67787364
I mean I'm not. I'm just saying that there are reasons beyond those two to believe that the Broncos could have serious problems with the Pats next year.
>>67787364
Fuck off Mayo
>>67787401
fuck off sean
>>67787460
Fuck off bb
>>67783229
Broncos fans overrate this retard more than the Jets fan did Mark Sanchez the year they went to those two AFC Championship games
>>67787487
i would hope so
>>67787487
https://youtu.be/rpPJ6X1wjIE
>>67785024
>>67785651
>>67785749
lmao look at these losers with their inferior shitty versions
>>67787461
I fully expect this to happen.
>>67766382
>average meme teams like the chiefs and bengals who had a lucky season winning their division
these predictions are bait right?
>>67787670
i see it but you should up the opacity a bit
>>67787675
>no rivers
Just stop
>>67787670
freeky
>>67787713
Who's rivers?
>>67787752
>No Dalton
>>67787752
Brady
Rogers
Brees
Dalton
Wilson
Roethlisberger
Newton
Rivers
Stafford
Romo
Carr
>>67787344
>it's not unreasonable to think the game won't be in Gillette
Lol not with Brady suspended the first four games
>>67787816
>no cutler
>>67787487
Not as much as pats fans overrate that retard tom brady
>>67787816
>>67787752
>>67787675
>posting this trash when there is all ready the objectively FACT list
ELITE
tier 1- Rodgers and Brady
------
Brees
GREAT
Romo and Rivers
Ben
------
Wilson, Luck and Palmer
VERY GOOD
Ryan, Eli and Newton
------
Flacco, Dalton and Stafford
GOOD
Carr, Cutler and Smeth
Bortles, Winston and Cousins
------
Mariota and TyGod
------
SERVICEABLE
Fitzpatrick
Bridgewater and Tannehill
>>67787670
>putting Tunsil at LG for 3 years when he's likely already better than both the starting tackles on your team
I still cannot fathom this reality
>>67787849
Von Miller is literally Malcolm Smith tier buddy, both of them let winning superbowl MVP get to their head, and one of them is literally who now.
>>67787856
Is Cam not great yet or do we need 1 more year?
>>67787856
>Eli
>very good tier
No, no, this is not alright.
>>67787703
>>67787726
Shh
>>67787898
If the interior wasn't such a shitshow he'd end up in his natural position. Albert and James are better at their position than Turner and Thomas are, so it's a necessary sacrifice
AFCE
Brady
Taylor
Tannehil
Geno/Hack
AFCN
Roethlisberger
Dalton
Flacco
Cook/RG?
AFCW
Carr
Rivers
Smith
Sanchez/Lynch
AFCS
wew
Luck
Bortles
Osweiler
Mariota
NCFE
Romo
Cousins
Eli
Wentz/Bradford
AFCN
Rodgers
Bridgewater
Stafford
Cutler
NFCW
Wilson
Palmer
Gabbert
Goff
NFCS
Newton
Breed
Ryan
Winston
>>67787965
>Flacco not the best QB in the AFC North
>>67787965
>Carr
>Bridgewater
>Newton
>>67787898
Maybe they're convinced Albert can not be made of glass for 1 year
>>67787904
>no player has more sacks since 2011 than Von Miller
>Von had the most dominant back to back conference championship and super bowl of any player ever
Whoa buddy you're really desperate trying to prove any kind of point here
>>67787934
yes, one more year to really get a grip on him
>>67787945
where should he be in your opinion?
>>67787965
>Osweiler over Mariota
>>67787985
Sup Old Bay. Why'd you turn your trip off?
>>67787985
Didn't his team go 5-12 last year
>>67787670
Alright,i'll newfag it. Where do you get the layout for these rating things?
>>67787999
Watt has 74.5
>>67788060
Browns are unironically winning the north and RG3 is winning comeback player of the year, evolving into the pocket passer he always wanted to be
>>67788070
Watt is a defensive end though, not a linebacker
>>67788172
Said no one ever
>>67788172
He was too dumb to learn pocket passing though
>>67787663
>>67787670
lmao look at these losers with their inferior shitty versions
>>67787965
Cutler has looked better than Bridgewater and Stafford the last couple years.
>>67788016
"Above-Average" tier
But thats probably where most of the guys in "good" tier should go including Flacco and excluding Cousins.
>>67788164
You are a gentleman and a scholar
>>67788199
Lechler is elite, you faggot
>>67788199
>>67787670
>>67787663
lmao look at these losers with their inferior shitty versions
GOT IT>>67788226
>>67788197
"was" being the key word there
He's perfect for Hue Jackson's system
Jackson even made Andy fucking Dalton into a top 10 QB and Dalton doesn't have nearly as much athleticism as RG3 which is important for his offense
>>67788199
>Clowney
>elite
pick one
cap'n chen!
>>67788312
HONK
>>67787958
Your RT can't just shift over to RG? I remember reading he could be also be a fit in the interior when he came to the NFL.
>>67788333
LMAO GOOD TRIPS
>>67788294
CANT SPELL CLOWNEY WITHOUT ELYNC??
>>67788363
>>67788333
Samefag
Wasted double-dub trips
>>67788418
HONK HONK
>>67788333
>>67788333
>>67788333
3 3 3
3 3 3
3 3 3
>>67787670
Tannehill is at least Good
>>67788348
That's what he had to do last season, but he ended up being a liability at guard. It was also an issue because there was no depth at OT so Jason "JFMSU" Fox had to fill in for James, but that wouldn't be an issue this time around.
>>67788202
In what way?
>>67788546
HE CAN READ A DEFENSE
>>67788597
This guys reminds me of ProFootballMock's Ben Roethlisberger
>>67788636
HE CAN BLOCK FOR HIMSELF
>>67788511
At most good. It's hard to really tell what he's capable of when he's only played behind swiss cheese and with a poor coaching staff, but so far there isn't enough evidence to prove that, in a best-case scenario, he'd be anything more than above average.
>>67788636
Jay is a big guy
>>67788663
>>67787693
Honestly, I want to say the Bengals will go sub .500 but, the rest of the division is so meh
>>67788663
http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-resting-starters/
It should be noted that all Steelers QBs are retarded
>>67788164
Someone who knows what font that is should change "SHIT" to ">JUST" and "ROOKIE" to "UNPROVEN."
Carr / Coop can make the jump to Elite this season
Walford could be great. Our DT group could be better, Ellis and Williams don't gel together quite as well. Ward will probably be a rotational DT. Our entire MLB group hovers around average/good
>>67789392
big x-factor for me is murray, if he can give the raiders a consistent run game they're winning the division
>>67789463
photoshop game on point
I stand with the Detroit Lions.
>>67789461
That's true. I hope he'll do much better with our improved offensive line. Plus it's good to see we got a change of pace RB in DeAndre Washington who could take some of the load off/actually break tackles
>>67789549
Your legs must not work very well then
>>67789579
Michigan blood courses through my veins. I cut down trees in the morning and build cars by night. My diet consists solely of trout, pancakes and maple syrup. The Great Lakes are mine to explore and the wild life are mine to conquer.
#OnePride
#PureMichigan
#IStandWithTheDetroitLions
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POWER GAP / SHIT TIER
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>>67789713
>My diet consists solely of trout, pancakes and maple syrup.
don't forget the plumbum
>>67766382
You are absolutely right sir! There is no way the Philadelphia Eagles win more than two games. Lol what a shit team we will never win shit, should have kept Kelly!
>>67789753
Don't bunch our great state with those Flint/Dearborn niggers. Mid/West Michigan has some of the cleanest water in the country.
>>67785024
>Luck
>Elite
At turn overs maybe.
>>67766382
>people seriously think the Panthers can capture lightning in a bottle twice
>>67789820
They didn't even capture lightning once.
I'd say excuse the shitty coloring and txt job, but fuck you /sp/, you don't own me
Official game day soda power rankings
Coke
POWER GAP
Dr. Pepper
A&W Root beer
Mountain dew Code Red
POWER GAP
Any coke variation
Pepsi
Any Pepsi variation
Squirt
Sierra Mist
Cream soda
Cranberry Soda (not sure who makes it, but its out during Christmas)
SHIT TIER
Mr. Pibb
Any other rootbeer not made by A&W
7UP
SPRITE
ANY ORANGE, GRAPE, PINEAPPLE, STRAWBERRY, OR MEXICAN SODA
lemon lime
>>67790020
bump down diggs and cap
>>67790093
>drinking soda
>>67790130
Diggs was probably purple glasses, because the rest of the receivers outside of our TEs were so shit...Cap is amazing in the slot tho, bro
random request but does anyone have that stick figure comic that zooms in on his crying face
>>67790093
>Mr Pibb
>Shit tier
found the pleb
>>67790158
If its not soda, then its beer
BUT IF I DO DRINK A BEER BEFORE 5 MY DAUGHTERS START GIVING ME SHIT
>>67785651
>>67785749
>>67785024
gimmie template
>>67790020
Diggs is good not great bud. Also pls gib Harrison ;-;
I.found this on deviantart
>>67790299
What a strange world we live in.
>>67790299
>>67790093
>Any other rootbeer not made by A&W
>shit
the only thing thats shit is your taste
>>67790299
It gets worse
>>67790299
Well maybe I spoke to soon
I don't like this one
>>67790492
Card-Pitt merger.jpg
>>67790612
animeme raiders
>>67790632
Kek
>Chiefs fans
It seems colts fans can't draw faces
nth for BB
>>67790780
Looks like Romo.
>>67790805
looks like a potato
>jaguar fans
>not having a pregnant fetish
>>67790878
The fuck is up with her legs?
Duplicate post bypass
>>67790158
this
>>67790234
you must be a disgusting toothless lardass
>>67790889
>>67790926
These arent even cringe, they look pretty good.
>>67790093
>tiers in a power ranking
>no numerical rankings
>>67790994
guys how do i filter tripFAGS?
whos the golden state warriors of the nfl?
>>67790878
>2016
>not having a preggo fetish
>>67791040
the same way you filter unimportant moosenigger canadians
>>67791040
Enable filter in settings
>>67791053
packers, fluke ring in a weak year, have a fraudulent great regular season(15-1/73-9) and then just choke in the playoffs forever after that
>>67791053
right now, the browns
>>67791053
49ers or seahawks
>>67791088
This. This SO hard.
I found this on deviantart
>>67791230
That ain't right
>>67790535
Kek
>>67791230
How do you guys deal with the crushing sadness that comes with knowing the weekend is almost over?
>>67791325
Repression
>>67791325
I'm never happy anymore so it doesn't matter what day it is
>>67791230
>>67791302
who won the last super bowl?
>>67791325
Marijuana
>>67791325
>not being a shut-in NEET
>>67791357
Same desu
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/super-troopers-2#/
Who /HYPE/ here?
>>67791388
Pretty much this
>>67791325
wake up at 1pm and realize that half the day is over so you have half the time to suffer
you still end up dealing with loneliness in the dead of night though
>>67790280
I made him Elite, see Smith
>>67791086
Thank you
>>67791440
>dat game
>dat season
>>67791387
>>67791325
i get to work from home for 2 days of my work week
>tfw feels like it takes forever for the season to begin
>once it begins, it feels like it flashes by and it's the offseason again
>>67791651
>working from home
>he takes his job very seriously
>>67788546
He knows how to win a playoff game
>>67791691
basically
More DA shit
>>67791692
>He takes his "Team" very seriously
Do Titans fans actually exist?
>>67792005
Irrelevant
>>67792005
one
I miss him desu
>>67791917
Fuckin weebs...
>>67792045
I miss that kiddie tiddler. It was fun while he was around.
>>67791917
His right leg should not be twisted like that
>>67792180
Oh dear god
>>67792180
Science has gone too far.
>>67766382
GO CHIEFS AMIRITE OP?
>>67787670
Fixed it familiarino
That tribute was weak
>>67792450
Thanks my man, much appreciated
>>67792431
DELETE THIS
>>67792045
>>67792092
What happened to him, did he get MadThad'd?
>>67792431
Jesus Christ, is there any group more cancerous than furfags?
Superbowl 51 is going to be Chiefs v Cardinals
/sp/ can't stop it
>>67792669
>Smith
>Winning in the playoffs
>Palmer
>winning in the playoffs
>>67792669
Hi Arizona
>>67792776
>>67792669
>Von_Miller.jpg
>>67792758
So what happens if they both lose the superbowl?
>>67792816
Then the owl is awarded to another team? I'll say jags
you guys are going to think i'm so smart when all my memes get proven true
>>67792619
I doubt he has the balls to attempt something irl and I think [spoiler]hope[/spoiler] he knows better than to incriminate himself by talking about his perversions on facebook or some shit
probably just got bored with the offseason and will be back when the season gets rolling
>>67792758
>Smith
>Winning in the playoffs
he has multiple times and currently has the 4th highest postseason passer rating
>>67792816
The best defensive player will win MVP
