Just a reminder that even if Finland beats Canada tomorrow at the IIHF finals, we are still the best country at playing hockey and you will never surpass our greatness. You're lucky that our best players are not playing in this tornament, if they were, it would be over for you Fins. You will never be as great as Canada and will never win an Olympic gold medal at hockey. We have won many Gold medals at hockey proving that we are the best at hockey.
>great britain - 1 gold
>finland - 0 gold
Good morning Canada. Are you prepared for memes?
The best Finnish players aren't playing either, what's your fucking point
>>67763727
wasn't this back in the bronze age or something?
>>67763688
>less medals than fucking Romania
benis
>>67763688
>best players are too busy playing for the stanley cup
does this tournament have any meaning at all?
sineb
>>67763688
We dont even have any NHL Dmen
>Canada so not prepared to get rekt
Just accept it.
You have like 30million more people in your country so "our 3 best players are playing nhl" shouldn't be an issue
daily reminder that if we lose final then we dont even care about this semen slurping sport
>>67766393
Then why is Russia and USA playing for third?
>>67766737
Because they didn't get to our level
>>67766207
Back then the GB team was just Canada under a different flag since they used players from the colonies.
>>67766737
Best players aren't playing. Not that anyone hear cares since we just care about Lord Stanley's cup
>>67766784
Finland and USA seem to just
>pay foreign players to play in their country
>wait for them to have kids
>give the kids citizenship and have them play
Not too different really.
>>67766833
Name one example outside of Barkov.
>>67766833
Unless your last name is Laughing Bear or some shit you are probably retarded
>>67766819
If that's your best, your best wont do
>>67766850
Komarov
Canada is just a punch French people who surrendered so hard they crossed the Atlantic.
>>67763688
who the fuck plays hockey lmao
Yeah all your best teams are busy playing in the NHL playoffs
Oh wait
>>67767123
this desu senpai
IT'S A MIRACLE
Russia's Telegin WILL BE able to play in today's bronze medal game despite being announced clinically dead in yesterday's game against Finland.
>"I doubt he'll be able to skate ever again.", said team Russia's head physician yesterday
http://static.ylilauta.org/files/sp/orig/gh9zvka9/ruomijabaa.mp4
>>67767397
rasputin back from the dead
also LMAO at canadian damage control allready.
>"I can't feel my legs! My fucking legs, man!"
>-Ivan Telegin, 21st of May 2016
Glad he's fine now.
>>67767123
I hate this fucking betamax country and all the hockey-obsessed keks. Grow the fuck up and stop watching the lowest IQ people in the country skate around on ice and beat a similarly retarded crew from another country with sticks.
>>67767397
the fuck happened to him
>>67766171
They are actually
>>67766356
Nope, not a one bit. Olympic hockey is the ultimate challenge in my books
You cannot possibly bring Canadians down.
They made it to the NBA conference finals for the first time in your country's history, and even won a game!
I am so proud of you, Canada
>>67767744
confirmed for no puck bunnies
>>67767397
>being announced clinically dead in yesterday's game against Finland.
>"I doubt he'll be able to skate ever again.", said team Russia's head physician yesterday
What a load of horseshit.
#TeleginForHollywood
>>1993
>>67768247
>>67767744
t. Nigger
>>67766171
If the best were all playing Canada would slap Finland's ass. Our IIHF team sucks ass. But once the Olympics comes along, we will get another gold medal
>>67763688
canada is the best at hockey.
>>67763688
>canada 9
>finland 0
ZERO
>>67768544
Our IIHF team sucks too, missing like 6 players.
>>67763688
>muh olympics
No-one gives a fuck, this is where we see the true champs of hockey
>>67763688
>ice hockey
lol who cares
>>67768698
>true champs of hockey
sure, let's not put our best players and let shitty players represent the country
>>67768719
the only way to fairly measure the strength of one country is to pick the average players and not the best ones because that would give an unfair advantage to the country with more people
>damage control this early against just 5 million mongols
Finland will CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>>67768824
So we are the front runners then?
>>67768824
Germany>Finnigers
>>67768918
Germany>Cananiggers
>>67768937
Germany>Ameriniggers
>>67768824
given your prediction track record it's a guaranteed win then :D
danke, t*rkroach
desu kanada foken sucks at hokkei
>>67769100
b-b-but senpai.. kanada has 9 gold medals and finnigers has 0 desu
>>67769119
why are you dwelling in the past
Gold medals in 2016
Finland: soon to be 3
Canada: 0
>>67769161
desu canada-9 finland-0 desu desu desu
>>67768951
Germany>all
Oh shit I shouldn't have said that IM SORRY IM NO NAZI I SWEAR
>>67769161
Don't forget the capitalistbux cup, we gonna take that shit too.
>Damage Control before the game even starts
WEW
E
W
>>67767744
In my personal experience, the people who say things like this are usually the most insufferable and idiotic people.
If you really feel upset that people don't like the same things as you, it means you're mentally on the level of a 15 year old.
Dumbass.
KAUTTA RAKKAIMMAN ISÄNMAAN
ME JUHLITAAN KUN ME VOITETAAN
>>67763688
No one in the world aside from Sweeden and Finland give a shit about this tourney
>>67763688
If Canada beats Finland tomorrow nothing will happen
But if Finlads beats you... better tay away from /sp/ and the internet in general for a week, you leafs.
Obviously I'm shilling for Finland.
GG canada. See you fucks next year. GG.
