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ALL STAR RACE THREAD #2
First for /Otis/
more active than most normal sprint cup race threads
where will chase be starting in the final segment if he finishes 12th?
>>67763301
JUST LIKE ME
NEW FAN CONFIRMED
EXCEPT APPARENTLY HE GETS TONS OF PUSSY
>>67763372
Kyle Larson wins lol
CAN'T RACE THE CHASE
3 for Dale
>>67763404
because of how fucking memey it is
who /CoT/ here?
I'm so confused
i would post my drive to work but even Mumbai traffic isnt this chaotic
>>67763415
CAN'T PACE THE CHACE
>>67763438
POO
>>67763404
This race is one giant meme. Also, it's a saturday night rather than Sunday afternoon, so there's probably more of us.
>>67763409
if it makes you feel better you have one hundred times the privacy as him
>>67763438
DESIGNATED
>>67763456
LOO
>>67763455
why is everyone watching a nascar race on a saturday night?
shouldn't everyone be out going to clubs/parties and picking up girls?
>>67763413
The only major difference is that Chess has eyebrows.
>>67763455
This race is literally NASCAR shitposting, it's great
>>67763438
PAJEET
>>67763475
>4chan
>picking up girls
>parties
>there are people who are just now getting on the chase train
>>67763475
Did you forget what website you were on for a moment?
>>67763487
If only we could have had those fan submitted driver intros again
>>67763475
Normally I would, but I'm not at university. Rather, I'm at home in my terrible hometown where there is nothing to do.
I've been watching for an hour and am still confused by this meme as fuck race.
>>67763501
she needs a weed joint
btw can anyone explain what the fuck is supposed to happen next segment?
>>67763475
hahahahahahahhahahaha
>>67763512
EXCUSES TRIPFAG
>>67763505
When did that happen?
>>67763475
>4chan
>clubs
>parties
>girls
>>67763518
Eh it'll be a nice simple 13 laps after this little break
>>67763518
Don't worry about it.
Imagine if Bernie came up with the rules for an all star F1 race. That's what you have.
why are people trying to lose?
>>67763497
That car is a monster. That center.
>>67763526
A bunch of faster cars will be behind some slower cars with 13 laps.
not sure if cuations count
>implying rigged
R I G G E D
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RIGGED
what a coincidence
based Chad Thundercock
>>67763560
Cautions will not count
JIMMIESWINSLOL
In after rigged
>>67763475
Here's another (You), on the house :^)
Holy shit. This is the best nascar race I have ever seen and I am a big nascar fan.
Greg Olsen is amazing.
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Greg Olsen seems like a pretty cool bro.
>>67763572
Ok so the guys with tyres are hoping for a crash/caution.
Gimmie is hoping it goes green all the way.
JIMMIEWINSLOL
JIMMIEWINSLOL
>>67763475
yes because picking up sluts who you will probably only see for one night
fuck you and fuck your degenerate fetishes
JUNEBUG MAY THE POWER OF CHEVY COMPEL YOU
>yfw BAYNE?! wins
>>67763584
kill yourself faggot
>>67763584
This has to be copypasta
>>67763584
fuck off tomthy
JWL
W
L
>>67763584
that pretty much sums up tonight's race
>>67763586
>>67763599
Greg Olsen in talks to replace DW on commentating team for NASCAR on FOX broadcasts.
>>67763610
>>67763617
Oh hey Barney
>>67763584
The Junior Rises
why would anyone want to win segment 2 then?
>jgr crews +4 and +2
piss tests when
>>67763633
nice 3's m8
>>67763619
John Wes Lonely ;-;
>>67763637
There used to be decent cash prizes for winning the interim segments in past ASRs.
>le goffy dancing girl
>>67763652
Thanks, they just tend to happen
>>67763645
inb4 missing lugnuts
jwl
>>67763637
best chance of being the 1st person with four fresh tires
This is actually a very easy-to-follow and exciting format and is seeming to work well. The fans seem to be enjoying it too!
>>67763666
Are you jeebus?
>>67763666
Does Kek watch nascar?
>ywn explain the rules for the race to Danica while fucking her
Is this the most meme NASCAR race ever?
>>67763629
Jeff and Greg in the booth
shillingintensifies.jpg
>>67763666
>666
>Olsen works out with Hendrick pit crew
>Draws an 11
"Pure coincidence"
>Carl
>>67763666
>le backflip man
>>67763682
Brian france pls leave
>>67763669
That was a good year.
>>67763666
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I EVER GET REPEATING DIGITS
>>67763692
Somebody's doing the raping
>Edwards with the loose lugnut
PENULTY
>>67763637
There's literally no point since there's no money to be won in the earlier segments anymore. The only good thing I can see is that you're the first of the lead cars on pit road so you have the best opportunity to be the first car with 4 tires.
>>67763668
There it is
>ARCA graphics
lol
>>67763682
t. shill
>>67763668
>>67763715
FUCKING CALLED IT
The lug nut check reminds me of penis inspection day
Worse idea: F1 elimination qualifying or the Cup Series All-Star Race?
>side of gimmies car pulled out
>No penalty
>Car has 20 lugs
>institute anal-retentive lugnet rule
>only check 1 lug
>>67763682
Brian why are you shitposting on a Bangladeshi finger puppet website, shouldn't you be rigging the race?
>>67763692
I wouldn't be mad. might get the rules wrong though
Get fucked Jimmie. Go Larson.
>>67763740
that's actually how they make chevrolets nowadays
>>67763735
No one wins
>>67763739
All-Star Race
>tfw make up the rules as you go along
THIS IS A SHIT SHOW
I really hope Larson wrecks gimmie
How does this benefit gimmies retards?
Everyone else has 4 tires
CHASE IS GOING TO WIN
SEND YOUR MEME MAGIC TO LARSON HE'S OUR GUY
>>67763776
It would have been beneficial if more than 13 cars were on the lead lap
CLUSTERFUCK
Let's go Larson!!!
>kamikaze racing
Imagine if we still had all 20 cars and they were all on the lead lap. Catastrophe, most likely.
>>67763754
Yum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s013grY4zRo
>>67763793
yeah kenseth's shenanigans kinda fucked everything up
>>67763808
waiting for DW to say this and get fired
>kryle's career ending wreck will happen tonight
God dammit Larson win or wreck Logano pls make it interesting
That cluster not crashing was the only thing to convince me that this was an all-star race
>crashing this car
bayne?
>there are people on this planet cheering for Dale Jr or Jimmie Johnson to win this race and not cheering for Larson
BAYNE?
Everyone would have just wrecked if every car was on the lead lap and they did this no tire shit
>>67763839
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>you now remember the last time the 42 was leading the all-star race
PENSKE IN THE HUNT
CMON LARSON DONT LET ANTHONY LEGANO WIN
LOGANO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Last week I was rooting so hard against Larson but now GO LARSON GO GO GO PLS WIN
FUCK OFF LOGANO
Lmao /sp/ BTFO their muh underdog Larson isn't gonna win
PUT THAT FAGGOT JOGANO IN THE WALL
>lelgano winning
it was fun
>LELSON
>larson
Larson confirmed for cuck
He had to block to win
THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE
>Penske 1 2
fuck
>Penske finishing 1-2
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PENSKE WINS LOL
>lelgano
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
>PENSKE 1 2
FUCKING SHIT END
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k
larson sucks dick lel
>2
>22
>lawlson
>Lelnogo wins
Well, it was still a pretty fun race.
NO NO NO NO NO NO REDO FUCK PENSKE
15 years of watching nascar and this may be my least favorite race ever.
CHASE GETS 6TH
AND HE'S A ROOKIE??
FUTURE HoF'er
LARSON KEKED ONCE AGAIN
no dental plan wins lol
ugh
what happened to larson? did he hit one of those weepers or did he just fuck it up himself?
PENSKE 1-2
B U I L T F O R D T O U G H
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Larson is such a meme driver, he only is good on tracks where he can do his meme run against the wall line and he usually crashes in half of those races too
>>67763936
>forgetting every Pocono race ever
Logayno wins...fuck. At least Dale Jr. finished 3rd!
Nascar puts on an exciting, albeit bizarre performance, and yet we get the same shitty ending
>the shitstorm brewing on the youtube comment section right now
larson cucked hard
>>67763936
>>67763952
>forgetting every IMS race ever
Here come the beer cans
>>67763952
Idk, Kenseth winning after positions 1-3 ran out of gas last year was pretty cool.
Well that was a waste of a few hours.
Fucking hate logano but I'd love to see those DSLs doin work on my dick
>>67763936
>what is every Pocono race
>what is every Michigan race
>what is 2008 Indianapolis
>Kryle Larson
>madson
>Kyle Larson's eyes
J U S T
U
S
T
>>67763988
Yeah, '08 Indy probably takes the cake.
>>67763936
>what is single-file talladega
>larson screwed twice today
KEK
>Larson about to cry
>>67763936
tripfag please
why doesnt he shaves his pubes?
>>67763960
Only 8 different winners this year: Penske/Gibbs/Harvick/Johnson. Shittiest year since last year.
When will someone kill Logano's manlet daddy
>asian drivers
>>67763984
fuck off tripfag
Should have went to my local short tract tonight desu senpai
What a waste
Total confusion
>That total apathy from the crowd with a few boos mixed in
fuck lelgano
Larson on sudoku watch
>>67764004
>>67763988
Was that the one when the tires blew out every 15 laps
>2008 was 25 years ago
>>67764031
u wont be saying that after Kyle Larson wins the cup
Logano faggot voice
>probably give $1m away
>to his wife's son
It was pretty cool doing the victory lane interview with the engine smoking and shit.
>Logano will give his million dollars away
And you faggots hate this guy
BASED CHASE WILL WIN THE 600
logano seems so happy :3
the race was entertaining, but it was entertaining because it was just such a retarded clusterfuck, in the same way a trainwreck or a dumpster fire are entertaining
>>67764070
he's giving it to hillary's campaign
>>67764053
Yeah I've got my hopes up in this sport too many times only for it to be crushed too many times already.
>>67764071
I should make a tripcode so I can shill for him for the rest of his career like Snek
>>67764070
>believing him
hes always been rich anyway
>>67764051
Yes. They knew even before the race that the tires were gonna be shit, and lo and behold, they were. Even the commentators were just so done with it. And NASCAR didn't even issue an apology. They gave us some preachy shit about being "good fans."
is bayne no longer a one-hit wonder? is he good?
>>67764051
More like every 10 laps. I was there and got a piece of rubber in my eye, got to go to the infield medical facility in an ambulance and everything. Was cool as fuck, got vicodin prescription too.
What's on the motorsport calendar tomorrow?
Indy quals right?
>>67763936
Naw, the worst was that Brickyard race where they had to pit like every 12 laps
>>67764051
It was worse than I thought
>average green flag run was 9 laps
>Since this race, attendance has dropped from a 257,000+ sell out to an estimated 100,000 at the 2010 race.
>>67764099
winning turns out to be part of his plan
>>67764086
no, you shouldn't. but you should shill your heart out
>>67764108
ARCA, NHRA, and more Indy qualifying.
>>67764051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YecPLra4Sak
>Dale Jr mentioning retirement
fug
>Gordon: "We love what Brad does."
Yeah I'm sure you loved it when he fucked you over at Texas a couple years back.
>>67764122
>Indy qualifying
>>67764113
JUST
>>67764108
PWC at mosport
>>67764136
It was fun today, Based Aleshin drifted at 230 mph a few times
>>67764131
>this is Juneyah's 18th season in Cup
>>67764131
He's over 40 and not competitive anymore, he knows it's coming. Sad!
Penske is awesome with Roush engines. Why isn't the Roush team any good?
>>67764165
Their engineering has not been good for a few years now. They've shown promise this year but still.
Who do I root for when Kenseth finally gives up?
>>67764161
>>67764164
This makes me feel older than anything else, where did the time go
>>67764136
>indy at all except for MAYBE the last 3 laps
Is Danica ready to fuck now?
>>67764180
At the Las Vegas tire test the # of Roush engineers at the track outnumbered everyone else like 2:1
Hope it pays off
>>67764164
>not competitive anymore
>anymore
>>67764181
Rico
>>67763936
I feel compelled to remind people that NASCAR once ran a full race at Loudon with restrictor plates. I think it was in like 2000, I can't find it on youtube.
Jeff Burton led every lap.
>Sneak, Smoke and JR is Out
>Lelgano and Horseface still young
Dark ages in NASCAR are coming
>>67764195
is that a trap?
>>67764181
Darrell Wallace Jr.
>>67763954
Meh, it's the All Star race, the only position that matters is first.
>>67764164
Holy shit Dale Jr and I are the same age. I always assumed he was younger.
>NHRA is on now
Do any top fuel and funny car teams NOT use a hemi?
>>67764223
t. cletus goldberg
>>67764205
It was in 2000 after Kenny Irwin and Adam Petty open throttled into turn 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG8S_UIhfhk
>>67764205
At least a based lad like Burton did it. If gimme or either of the penskefags led every lap of a race I would probably never watch a race again
>>67764237
what the fuck are you doing posting on a taiwanese under water sock sewing site at that age?
>>67764266
>muh seekrit club
>>67764275
Shitty strawman. What happened in your life that is making you post here at the age of 40 something?
>>67764164
>trumptyping on 4chan
>>67764266
Said the guy at home on Saturday night
>>67764249
Nah there's no other company that has put in the engineering to make a better engine
>>67764296
>making fun of oldfags
back to red.dit
>>67764266
Same thing you're doing.
>>67764296
Not him, but you have it backwards. We old folks are *supposed* to be at home shitposting on the internet. When I was "4chan age" I had a social life!
>>67764312
>changing the subject
>>67764266
Memes
>>67764312
don't feel bad oldfag
We we're here in 2005, we're here now, and we'll still be here in 2025
>>67764205
wasn't he the first guy to lead every lap and not be the pole sitter as well?
