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Melbourne Demons vs Fitzroy Lions @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 13:10 AEST
GWS Giants vs Western Bulldogs @ the Sydney Showground Stadium; 15:20 AEST
St Kilda Saints vs Essendon Bombers @ Docklands Stadium; 16:40 AEST
1st for fuck hawthorn
Hawkroaches have scattered.
Lads
>>67762256
>posting dickless girls
who /dabloos/ here?
>le naked grills
truly a rusemaster
>>67761665
truly a boring day for footy desu
>>67763210
eh, it will be interesting to see how the depleted doggies go away versus the rampant giants and i think essendon have a chance of making a good contest too against the saints
>>67763397
Wish i could do a shit that big
mods?
Dead thread.
Dead game.
Dead sport.
what kind of attendance would they get if they staged a brisbane versus sydney game at a melbourne ground for premiership points under the guise of "honouring" fitzroy and south melbourne?
>>67763911
Joke's on you, it was never alive to begin with.
>>67763956
18,000
>no-one to eatch footy with
>not even a decent /afl/ thread to lurk in
Gonna make an NRL thread Joshie?
>>67764240
thread is dead
Is everyone just waiting for the Giants v dogs game ?
>>67764240
iktf
sadness
Who /lions/ here?
Is /afl/, dare I say it, dead?
>>67764430
who /demon-lition/ here?
>essendon may end up ahead of brisbane and freo
>brisbane may request and receive a compensation pick
h-h-heh d-didn't want a number 1 pick a-anyway!
thread should fire up for Giants vs Dogs. Brisbane vs Melb isn't a draw.
>>67764440
No, you're just a newfag who has yet to realize that this happens every season. Threads at the beginning of the season are filled with supporters of all 18 clubs. As the season progresses, many of these (fairweather) supporters come to realize that their team is shit and that they aren't making finals, thus they lose interest and stop posting. Threads are most active at the beginning of the season, die off massively at the middle, and spark up again come finals.
Which teams have the worst supporters? My top 3 are Richmond, Hawthorn and Geelong.
4chanx is fixed thank fuck
Petrraca is too much of a dumb wog to ever be fully elite
WHAT HAPPENED to the guy who elbowed the other dude in the head with power vs eagles? It was around 5am here and i tuned it because it was live and saw that massive hit. did he died
>>67764784
I would add Collingwood to that list
>subbed ablett for crowley
>forgot to reassign the C
>crowley is my capitain
wew
>>67764827
Jonas will get 4-5 weeks for the hit. Dunno about Gaff I think he's ok.
>>67764827
PLEASE
>>67764847
the game was pretty rowdy would watch again
>>67764784
tbqh Tigers supporters aren't that bad, Maggies by far the worst. Crows fans are mental.
who do you guys like in GWS v Footscray? I don't think the bullies will be good enough desu
>>67764884
giants are the consistent tippers choice m8
>>67764829
>>67764871
i go for collingwood so im obviously a bit biased, pies fans are bad but not as bad as everyone says. numbers are decreasing as well, been at every home game this season and our cheersquad end always looks so depleted compared to the oppositions
>>67764827
Gaff's fine I think, Jonas will probably get 5 weeks for the hit
>>67764898
That's because they're all going to jail.
Anyone got a stream link to the bullies giants game? Sites I usually check either aren't listing it or links aren't working at all
>>67764827
>>67764906
If you look at where he got elbowed (back of the head left under the ear) it's similar to where Phillip Hughes got hit the cricket ball and fucking died. Could have been way worse.
going to finish 9th this year by 1-2 game because we took a nap vs Essendon and missed a game winning kick vs North
>>67764948
>we
>>67764956
yes
that goal umpire at GWS end is a cutie and looks young. Is that Rose?
>>67764936
it did seem to be a pretty vicious uncalled for sports hit to follow in with the elbow to a guy not looking
>>67765034
Yeah it's Rose
>getting rekt by a gook
kek
Dogs getting it hard
lions have to fold
>>67764871
Nah. Tigers supporters are bad. Especially when they're winning. Wait till they win a final.
I'm Hawks supporter and we have a bad supporter base thanks to the bandwagoners. I would say Richmond, Hawks, Carlton, Iggles and Collingwood have the worst supporters
>the shanty town of Brisbane
Who could they merge with.
>>67765090
that's what i was getting at with richmond supporters, biggest bandwagoners in the comp
who has the best supporters, doggies? when the tarps arent there port can be alright, wouldnt mind seeing them play at the adelaide oval
>>67765114
They already merged with Fitzroy m8, they don't deserve another cahnce
>>67765114
hawks
Return lions to Fitzroy and rename the Queensland Suns
>>67765128
Yeah. They have the worst bandwagoners. Dreading the day they become good.
Nah they're from the west side of Melbourne and they're ferals. Maybe Saints? Nah port are disgusting. Went to a game last year as a neutral and worst shit I've ever seen
I wish the cameramen would pick out cuties in the crowd like they do at the cricket, especially when its a boring game
tfw Ninthbourne
>>67765179
we'll be in our graves before that happens though
yeah possibly saints, swans fans havent been too bad in my experience either
whats for lunch?
>>67765225
Tfw not lastbourne
>>67765266
you're moms pussy juice
>>67765266
chicken katsu sushi and a pepsi max
>>67765266
I had some homemade tsatziki, hummus and pita chips
good business
>>67765266
Just ate a packet of CC's because I'm a fat cunt.
post yfw it's a sydney derby grand final
>>67765356
Would be interesting as fuck and I'd want GWS to get over the line.
>>67765266
fried eggs and baked beans and a banana and a glass of milk
>>67765356
>yfw they finally change the venue to suit the all-interstate gf
afl dude where?
>>67765499
Getting sodomized with a large Jewish nose in Rupert Murdoch's basement. Channel got reported.
>>67765499
ded lel
Re-watching the Gaff hit on afl website comparing it to the Stefan Martin hit I reckon Jonas could get 7 weeks+ no joke.
>>67765588
double repeating digits confirm
>>67765499
>>67765588
the AFL should make suspended players help clean out all the stadium shitters after the games imo
>>67765588
Especially as it was high impact to the back of his head
>>67765588
the reverse angle is fucked, probably a stint in jail if it happened in the local car park. As to be expected from poort, they probably run drills on shanking cunts every Wednesday practise.
I watched a video on the rules of this sport and it looks based as fuck. I'm bored right now, is there a way for me to stream a game here in the US? Legally or otherwise
>tfw the /fa/ tradie inspo thread is still going strong
>>67765739
Thanks friend
>>67765716
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/football/sydney-giants-vs-western-bulldogs-live-stream-may-22
Half time on the above
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/football/saint-kilda-saints-vs-essendon-bombers-live-stream-may-22
Starts in ~20 mins
>>67765588
it's a joke you can do something like that or worse and still be allowed to stay on the ground for the rest of the match
>>67765827
yeah I never understood that.
so port player knocks out Iggles player, Iggles down 1 rotation and only get a free kick in compensation. Port get a player suspended whom is easily replaced
>talking footy promo
>"the game's sharpest minds"
>immediately followed by grab of Wayne Carey
>>67765923
>woman beater
>fucked his best mates missus
He's a full on flog m8
>>67765939
him being at /crows/ were >our darkest times.
execute all lunch-cutters
>>67765799
>http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/football/saint-kilda-saints-vs-essendon-bombers-live-stream-may-22
is this not working for anyone else?
i usually use myp2p but that's giving me warnings lately
>>67765827
>>67765876
Yeah it's way more damaging now that rotations are capped when you lose a player(s). Could be worse though, you could be Leigh Matthews who got de-registered as a player for a month, charged with assault and have to front court for his hit on Bruns. That'd be career ending in this day and age.
>>67765995
try this one if you're desperate senpai
http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/st-kilda-saints-vs-essendon-bombers-live-streaming
>unlock the genie, he's like a self-saucing pudding
Fold Essendon tbqh
Shit club
>>67765756
There's an official international streaming service m8, check the AFL website
And don't forget, PWOS
Where's a working stream for bombers vs saints lads? Cheeerrrrsss boooyyyysss
Who /BIGSTRONGCOX/ here? I just watched the game because I missed it yesterday, running goal was very impressive.
who /top8/ here
This game is shit so far
>>67766111
imagine being a BSA and being such a failure in your homeland that you're forced to play literally what: the sport in literally where: the country
Who /top6/ here?
(Cuckthorn need not apply)
>Getting BTFO by a meme side
>>67766151
>Victorian top team: 1st
>Worst cuckstralian top team: 6th
>the shit stained sleepy hovel of perth
Is there anything more pathetic than a Simpsons "meme war" between Young Liberals/Labor/Greens?
>>67766169
/pol/
>>67766175
>how to spot a cucktorian redditor
>>67766186
Literally the only thing more pathetic than political memeing on Facebook is /pol/
Prove me wrong
>>67766196
being anti-pol nu-male video game playing/anime watching manchild
>>67766139
Better than my shitty existence
>>67765959
>that match where Archer kept lining him up for a shirt-front
>>67766212
>making this comment on a Thai tranny image board
>>67766212
>nu-male
Confirmed for pathetic friendless, kissless neet
Never thought there would be a worse class of person than /a/ posters, but you've really applied yourself
>>67766240
I'll take this reaction as proof that particular comment got to you on a subconscious level.
>>67766262
Yeah, right wing SJW sperg terms subconsciously remind me that there are people out there with much more pathetic lives than me, and reassure me that I shouldn't kill myself
>>67766262
>tfw whitey gets triggered
ITT damaged losers
>it's a sunday afternoon in perth
dying from boredom-induced depression here
>>67766311
iktf bruh
i have work early morning tomorrow but im struggling to not get absolutely maggot tbqh
>>67765923
Lynch, brereton, Carey, hall, ricciuto. You don't get a gig unless you're a meat axe.
>>67766311
I'm with you bud. Just drink like the rest of us
>mfw I have jury duty tomorrow morning
>>67766300
do u know where u are?
>>67766300
Triggered
>>67766323
Effectively a day off lad
You should rock up drunk
>>67766321
that's my plan, hopefully try and knock myself out with with DUDE WEED and Indian food later and maybe won't wake up too haggard.
>>67766348
>day off
What if I get picked mate? What if I have to listen to some bullshit case I dgaf about. I'm sweating hard this is my 3rd time called and luckily the last 2 I never got picked. Still getting drunk today though kek.
>>67766350
yeah im debating whether or not to spark up tbqhwyf
probably start punching in to a 6 pack and see how i go
>>67766321
it's unaustralian to not turn up hungover on monday morning lad
>Kane Turner charged with drink driving
kek nice one NORF shits
>>67766397
>0.13 the morning after
absolutely based
>>67766350
>>67766378
jelly of you guys haven't hit the devil's lettuce in a while because of work but I really want to cop a half oz
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Interestingly enough whether it be because of the match-ups this round or the mid-season lull in posters, we have had no nominations this week. With only a half of Football left between STK and ESS there will be no promotion this Round. Below you will find the 2016 Autist team and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. I hope your team did well. See you all next week.
This weeks contenders so far:
>"Whats for Lunch/Dinner" Duo
>Hawks "lads" Guy
>Hawkroach/Saintroach Duo
>Autist Team Hater
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
>>67766430
might aswell throw the what's for lunch group (it's more than just two people) in as a reward for their consistentcy
>literally no mention of >le nominated all weekend
>team autist on desperately clinging to any sense of relevance watch
oh and
>Autist Team Hater
>singular
we are leajun.
>tfw your name starts a series of politics-themed namefags
I was the first one.
>>67766430
>The Stop Uding Full Team Names Guy
I posted in like maybe three threads last year unless someone else was doing it too.
>>67766456
autist team autist is a staple of modern /afl/ and we are lucky to have him
go and get fucked
GWS have an alright anthem desu.
>>67766474
t. autist team autist
it's a presenting symptom of the cancerous state of modern /afl/
no working bombers stream - shame turnbull
>>67766456
>>67766486
>>67766488
>being this booty bothered by some faggot who posts once or twice a weekend.
wew lads.
stop same-fagging team-autist, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>67766507
>>67766474
I'd like to nominate 'Autism Team Autist's White Knight' for the squad desu
who just woke up here?
pretty nasty hangover lads.
Nominating autist team hater, late surge deserves recognition
>>67766550
>obviously nrlel shorts
>lefty nu-male cucktorian is the same-fagging team-autist
this is a shocking revelation
>Essenshit poopers
>>67766559
>afl logo
they just sized up so they could fit their hands in
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67766559
>literally has the afl logo clearly visible
>>67766586
>>67766590
>other pair literally Wests tigers shorts
>>67766586
>>67766590
my apologies gentleman, I'll endeavour to pay more attention to the subtle details of homoerotica in the future.
I hop the guy lying down is wearing NRL shorts, it would be nice to see rival codes coming together like that
>>67766608
>coming together
this is a pernicious unreality forced by Hollywood and porn that is rare in real sexual relations..
>there are people itt who think 'nu-male' means something
Tumblr and /pol/ converging ever closer
>>67766634
I prefer it over the old "He's showered and he's not dressed like a low self-esteemed slob = Hipster."
>>67766669
>69
nice
>>67766669
Kys
What's for tea lads?
>>67766765
the indian place is closed, so now I don't know.
>>67766765
Dunno m8, gfs out for family dinner though and I'm still at the saints game, so I might be a fat cunt.
Suggestions?
>>67766797
8bit on swanston st, quality burgers
>>67766817
Live 2 mins from the original in footscray, but good idea.
That or fish and chips at this point, KFC a smokey
>>67766853
Go fish and chips mate. Sunday evening is no time for the KFC depression.
Noice one lads
>>67766866
Yeah, will do. Been craving a dimmy
http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/jordan-lewis-epic-comeback-for-heath-grundy-during-hawthorns-loss-to-sydney-at-the-mcg/news-story/3fe099326c7ddba061afc271c9b7bf29
>le perfect sledge
>It took about 12 whole paragraphs to say he stuck four fingers up
Fox Footy really scraping the barrel now
>>67767003
sledges dont mean shit when you fucking lose
>>67767003
>news corp
>Journalism
Pick 1
>>67766866
sunday night fish and chips
like imo the patrician day and time for some fish and chip action
have a good week guys
>>67767164
sunday is the only day the local fish and chip shop is shut :/
>>67767382
do they hate money? That's retarded, take Monday or Tuesday off if you're a food outlet, unless they're super chrissos or something.
>>67767382
unacceptable
last for thank you based turbo autist OP
>>67767655
getting that last post in before bed mate? early start tomorrow?
Last for Saints.
>>67767814
This
>2395
noice, gg pwnstar - should have stuck with shaw as your captain
crows tßh
>would have won if I stuck with mh gut captaincy choice
FUCK OFF AND DIE GAWN
>>67767382
Obviously one of the few left owned by WASPS
>>67767940
had gawn and martin :(
>>67768089
goodnight lads
last
Last for muscular WalkGod
last for not /nrl/
>tfw autism team autist got btfo by janny
I keep on seeing the eagles win and cuckmantle lose their home matches. Im not a betting man but it seems like free money at this point, especially for the dockers. Should i place a bet next time
Last for Tony Abbott is no longer prime minister
