KEEP IT GOIN
KEEP IT GOIN
>tfw no kissless virgin gf
NO VIRGINS ALLOWED ITT
>>67761291
first for banging chinks
Raptors in 6
>Apehoop
Thoughts on DeRozan this series?
first for anon will never get a girlfriend
canadians are by far the most autistic nation on this earth
>>67761291
9th for the 6
RAPS IN 5 LETS DO DIS
>>67761353
>>67761337
gif related
Canadian Virgins not allowed.
>Cavs might actually lose
Not even upset, I'm glad they're showing competition now. Lol keep it going Toronto, make the Cavs increase their power level
>basketball
>it's not a basket, it's a net
>>67761343
Missed me by just a few posts
>>67760713
Thanks to affirmative action, every NBA team must now have a white guy.
>tfw normies talk openly about their recent sexual escapades at work
>tfw nothing to contribute, just have to sit there and look like a retard
>>67761357
That's a coincidental crease in the pants.
>>67761337
best game so far
LMAO all these no calls. Jesus
>>67761353
The true shit posters have been hiding this whole time. Sorry Australia
>>67761360
These have been made for every country
>>67761337
Solid player on his home court.
>>67761360
this
but don't act like you're any better canacuck
How do you go from "Hey how was class?" to "When are we gonna fuck?"
>>67761359
You can't win in 5 since you've lost 2 games.. you can only sweep them in 6 or 7
Lebron the type of nigga to eat a banana with a straw
How the fuck is it even possible to be a virgin once you hit 20?
I'm ugly as fuck and even I had sex with some fat girls in high school, come on lads it ain't that hard.
Never watched basketball before.
I thought Le Bron was supposed to be good.
>>67761395
Hey, how was class.
When are we gonna fuck?
acne kobe is balling cant lie. if only manlet lowry shows up
http://www.strawpoll.me/10274662
>>67761395
By never asking how was class. That shit's beta
are persian girls virgin?
>>67761395
a six pack of bud light
>>67761403
kek
Who /Paige/ here?
>>67761410
I only assume that they're saving themselves for their waifus or something
>>67761291
haha le pipe man
>>67761399
>dubsfag doesn't even know about the mercy rule
>>67761395
>hey how was class
>all right. yours?
>same. trying to find something to do tonight
>i'm free
>aight let's do something
propose a movie or whatever and bang. done.
>>67761410
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67761418
based tea
how many sugars do you have la?
>>67761422
persian girls are sluts
>>67761399
>sweep
>6 or 7
>>67761418
tea is for fags, m8
why do white people don't play on the playoffs?
are they that terribad at basketball?
>>67761410
I'd rather be a virgin than fuck disgusting fat sluts.
>>67761456
hownu.ru
>>67761360
I love how Canada actually views itself like this, because I'm pretty sure the rest of spee doesn't.
20 REBOUNDS
Never watched Canadian Apehoop before
I thought the Raptors were supposed to be good, and what the fuck kind of name is Bizmarckie Booyakabimbo
>>67761379
>at first the subject is sports/media/politics/technology/etc, you have a lot to say
>subject changes to sex
>suddenly you become very quiet
how long until this devolves into a dating and sex advice thread with basketball sprinkled in
is eharmony worth it lads?
i have a job and am planning to move out of my parents soon. i also planning to join a gym and get bigger.
>>67761456
true gentleman's sweep
Bismack is going to get fuckin paid this offseason.
>>67761445
>Trying to find something to do tonight
>I'm free
Post realistic conversations
>>67761451
Usually one, two if I'm feeling like a mad cunt.
GOATOMBO
LEBRON SAVAGE
>>67761480
>Bizmarckie Booyakabimbo
his nickname is dennis rodman, apparently
>>67761481
>>67761379
Who the fuck talks about that shit.
"Oh yeah I stuck my penis in that vagina. Nice"
>>67761480
>what kind of name is Bitch Smack Big Dong Yo
you tell me
>>67761482
It's already there.
Dammit /sp/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10276806/r
>>67761410
I have a small penis
does this nigga channing tatum frye ever miss
>>67761445
>Trying to find something to do tonight
>lol don't you play those video games after class?
How do i get her to notice me?
20 Rebounds before the 4th qtr...
Jesus fuck....
>>67761484
no, it's absolutely not worth it
just use tinder like a normie
>>67761484
A friend of mine met her soon-to-be fiance on there, so I guess it works sometimes at least.
>>67761482
oh wait it happened before i even made this post
KEK
JOS3PHHHHHHHHHH
Was /sp/ ever right?
BANG! gets me hype every time.
OH SHIT SON
>CONCEDED A MEME 3
>>67761526
kidnap her kid
COJO
SAVAGE
LEMEME BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67761470
Bitch, those fat fuck gave me the best sex I've ever had. Want to know why? Because they know they ugly as shit and want to make sure the man they have isn't going anywhere so THEY WILL FUCK YOU TILL YOU BLEED.
THE WAY THEY SUCK COCK LIKE IT'S THE LAST LOLLIPOP ON THE FACE OF EARTH GODDAMN THEY KNOW IT WILL PROBABLY BE THE LAST DICK THEY SUCK SO THEY SUCK IT UNTIL IT TURNS PURPLE JESUS CHRIST
>this clutch buzzer-beater shooting
GET THEM IN THE FINALS
COJOOJOJOJOOJOJOJOJ
lads if anyone is watching the game cojo made a sweet basket
BAAANG
memed
BUZZER
E
A
T
E
R
LeBron now 3rd in playoff assist ever
80% of JR Smith's catch+shoot jumpers in the half court have been guarded this postseason but his eFG% on those attempts still sits near 90%
CHEF CORY WITH THE SHOT BOI
COOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANG
>>67761552
>What betas tell themselves
>>67761469
boy are you drunk?
COJOCOJOCOJOCOJOCJOJCOJCOJ BULLY BALL ON JAMES
>Still no gf
>tfw your friend that you always assumed would stay single with you gets a gf
>tfw they're still together and you're still a kissless virgin
You guys are my only real friends
Is Quentin Miller the best rapper in the game
COJO
O
J
O
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>67761514
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10276806/r
weebs and virgins, whats the difference?
>>67761552
>this is what yuropoors consider "humor"
LeBron flopped on that shot too
>>67761549
The Hawks were winning in similar fashion, I think it was game three of that series too. Guess who came back in the 4th as a hero?
D A G G E R
A
G
G
E
R
>>67761580
what the fuck
>tfw thought the game wasnt on and you all were just shitposting pretending it was going on
am i retarded?
OOOOOOOOOOH BABY
>>67761528
I've been using tinder since february, occasionally i get matches and i got the number of one girl and she seemed keen for a bit but i fucked it up and wasn't assertive enough
feel like i'm not physically attractive enough for tinder though
Now I know why people call Lebron Lebitch
what a fucking pussy
>>67761583
what anime is that
>>67761563
Monsters
>>67761601
Severely.
>>67761608
He's gonna play angry in the 4th. Im just warning you.
>Losing to a Canadian team
LeBron is a mess.
why is love such a tease?
>>67761528
I love tinder. Its great swiping right to every girl getting no matches while you start to hate yourself more and more until you run out of girls or want to kill yourself
Raptors cheerleaders are hot as fuck
SIT DOWN LEBRON
>>67761601
Wow
>>67761609
Boku no Pico
who /Saturday Night Live/ here?
>>67761617
im scared desu
>>67761584
same feel with me rn
literally all my m8s have a gf or at least have girls on the go
i have nothing
;_;
>leading for 1 (one) game is the equivalent to winning the championship for canada
maximum cuck
>>67761367
>>67761632
i know it's not that you cunt
>no friends, irl or online
>haven't hugged a girl since elementary school (junior in college rn)
>haven't even stepped into a girl's room
I swear bros I'm not ugly and i have hobbies and passions it's just this cruel world and girls being cruel and without empathy
nice to see Kevin Love revert to form.
>>67761624
jesus fuck do i hate this feeling
the worst ones are girls I know IRL and getting confirmation they want nothing to do with me
it's painful
>>67761601
My first thought was of some drug induced paranoid hallucination.
Seek help.
>>67761484
Tinder if 7/10 or higher
Okcupid/regular dating sites if 5/10 or higher
If none of those... I hope you like your wife's son
>>67761625
>Can't see them because all the league pass feeds are malfunctioning
>>67761482
Did this happen often in live threads? Don't come here that often.
>>67761634
20/20 here fat chicks getting murdered in North Carolina
>>67761632
Don't look that up, I did and now I'm gay
NANANANANNANANA PATMAN
>>67761642
>I'll make up shit to make myself look better
>>67761609
Boku no Pico
>>67761609
yondemasu yo azazel san
All these luck shots, good for them though, get to come back after getting assraped and a bright spot before getting assraped again
>>67761651
literally who?
>>67761650
Are your passions Anime and vidya?
>>67761574
Curious question...how does a one become a beta that has had sex over one that's too much of a pussy to do it? Sounds like the real beta is the one that's too chicken shit to do anything.
at what age do you guys think the used-up stacys will start becoming more attracted to me because of my job and relative stability?
>Lead slipping away
>>67761514
>vote in my poll
>posts results
>another weekend alone playing games and browsing 4chan
Well, the Cavs lost. Their defense was worrying.
>kiss it anon!
>>67761652
>>67761686
30's
>tfw you know she's dtf because of 'haha'
Go raps
>2016
>wanting a gf
I understand sex, I want to have sex too. But a gf? Fucking why? Why not just fuck easy casual whores?
>>67761681
Since when did I say I was too pussy to do it? There's no courage necessary in fucking a fat chick. It's just gross.
why are burgers still posting?
>>67761674
No, they're music, programming, theology and drawing
>>67761656
streamboat. tv/@vstream
>>67761601
>mfw I am going to make fake NBA Finals game threads on nights when there are no games and samefag with proxies until people join in
>>67761694
you won't be watching any anime this weekend?
>>67761706
This.
>>67761710
Not everyone is a shitposter or a Cavs fan
Why are Canacucks still posting?
I genuinely think I'm slowly turning asexual lads, I just feel no inclination to go out and get a gf
how is this nigga rj still in the league
FUCK OFF REFS
You lads are shitposting about being betas and virgins ironically right lads?
Nobody is surely that pathetic!
>>67761609
One Punch Man
>>67761705
>Canadians
fucking refs in this series are bullshit
>poor as fuck with drunktard parents
>never had friends
>neet with mental issues
>kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>never been alone in a room with a girl
>can't speak properly because I haven't left my room for so long
And I live in Toronto which is considered the best city for having a job and the top 3 happiest city of northamerica
Why are the Cavs turning it over so often?
>>67761729
this
>>67761711
>Theology
I found your problem. Also, don't mention programming.
>every call rigged
>still down by 12
pathetic
>>67761711
Sounds pretty gay . Girls don't want to talk about theology and programming
>>67761342
Despicable
>>67761730
canadians are the most powerful race in the world
If the Cavs lose the series does LeBron Leave Cleveland?
>>67761711
>programming
That alone is autistic enough, but then you consider it a HOBBY. Lol
>>67761747
just be yourself mate
>>67761770
>America's hat
>Most powerful race
>>67761748
cause they're shook
>>67761773
Post them gayboi
>>67761737
I'm having a good laugh with it desu
>>67761773
try me bro, we'll find out if they are true tomorrow
>Kyrie
>3/18
THIS COJO DEFENSE THO
How far is JV from coming back?
>>67761782
More like America's handler.
>>67761764
What the fuck do they want to talk about?
Irving is the fucking worst.
>>67761747
dude speech is like riding a bike once you learn you don't just fucking forget unless you can only speak meme now in which case kill yourself
this is painful to watch
>>67761782
>canadas pants
>criminal about to run the country
this game turned sloppy as fuck and kyrie has no vision
>>67761773
>game of thrones
>normie
Pick one. Only fedora wearing leddit faggots jizz over that show
>>67761747
>neet with mental issues
>>67761711
>passions
>programming
>theology
Delladova is fucking shite
Aussie cunts need to fuck off back to cricket or whatever they play on that shitty archipelago
>>67761716
i'm down
Is this game rigged lads?
>>67761764
girls don't want to talk about ANYTHING except base and pedestrian tv shows/music! I don't tailor my hobbies to what girls are interested to, but for the sake of knowing, what DO girls like talking to? What new hobby should I acquire, strictly so I can use it to talk to girls?
Go on, tell me it's not something vapid like the latest beyonce or instagram
>>67761806
for you
KYRIE A SHOOK!
SHOOOOOOOOK!
is it a good idea to go on a contiki by myself?
i feel like I would get a root on a contiki, surely? I am thinking about something around oktoberfest
>Tfw I loved cojo on spuds for his hustle
>tfw I been watching the raps all season and am silently rooting for them to do well because cojo
good job raps plz bully lepoopypants
>people unironically thought kyrie the cuck irving and kevin dont fall in love were star players
>>67761813
>Literally getting fucked by America from both sides
>Would probably apologize to someone who stabbed you if their knife got dulled
>>67761801
Themselves mostly. Movies, tv, food random stuff but just keep asking questions about themselves
And that's why Kyrie is not top 10 players in the league
Kyrie can't even make the simplest passes.
>"Scoring" point guards
SWITCH THE WARRIORS/GSW GAME, CURRY JUST TORE HIS ACL
>>67761716
this sounds like good fun, one football forum I used to browse did this too when a game got cancelled
>Leastern Conference
>>67761747
Are you me?
QUICK WHAT MY FLAG, LADS?
>>67761816
I noticed.
Regilar season as fuck. And Lue let it go.
I guesd they gotta learn now before GSW.
Going 10-0 they were bound to have an off day.
>Raptors absolutely have to have home court advantage to win
Should've been knocked out the first round desu
>tfw only talk to girls off yik-yak
How fucking pathetic am I?
>>67761850
Jon Titor?
>24 year old kiss less virgin
>also have no friends
>because of no friends, unable to meet new people
>too scared at this point to even try anything with the few girls at work because I have no idea what to do or how to act
>probably wouldn't even know what to do with friends if I had them because I've basically never had them
>basically entire life is just watching sports
>cannot ever talk about my problems IRL because they are humiliating
>even on sp most people are studs
When do you think you'll get the courage to kill yourselves guys
>>67761842
>mfw i would
>>67761716
do the first one the day before game 1 for maximum mind fuck
>>67761830
>base and pedestrian shows/music!
just kys
>>67761866
is that the guy from that anime
>>67761790
nice karenposting britfriend
>>67761865
do you get their numbers and progress with it?
Merry Christmas /sp/
>>67761870
>/sp/ and his mom take in a playoff game
>>67761865
>tfw fucked 2 girls off whisper
>>67761868
Psychologist.
This game sucks.
>>67761870
>tfw don't love my mum enough to hang out with her and take her to the Raps game
>>67761830
please respond and tell me what girls like talking about
>>67761877
answer the question! what do they like!
>>67761829
sure seems like this whole series is. The raps have 70 fouls and the cavs only 45
>>67761878
>anime
idk shit about that, he's from the future, but it's all a retarded put on
>the best american team about to get beat by the ONLY canadian team
ameripoos on suicide watch
>>67761747
grow some balls m8 you're probably not even 20 yrs old yet, lots of time
why doesn't LeBron just make a couple quick 3's and put his team right back in the game like Curry would? is it because he can't and he has to pass off to Delly and Richard Jefferson in the 4th quarter of the playoffs because he's a beta bitch?
Are we entering the Toronto Choking Time?
>>67761870
>tfw you will never take your dads wife to a sporting event
How the fuck did that Jefferson shot go in
>>67761883
it's the only anime i've ever watched and i only did it because a girl in it wore our flag
i'm not sure where that leaves my life desu
>>67761884
Sometimes
>27 and going nowhere
>>67761887
We're not in July yet.
Kyle Lowry went from hero of Canada to cancer really fast
