Reminder that Tomáš Hertl has more goals this series than the Blues.
>rags
Competitive game pls
is brent burns top knot the gayest fucking thing ever?
Does anybody have a feed?
>>67756961
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/JTvLFrQy4Kb
Got you, burgerbro. Pls excuse Canadian shitposters in the IIHF threads.
>>67756991
>no bantz allowed
kill yourself you fucking queer
>>67756991
>taking back the bantz
thats not how it works
thanks tho
>>67756991
thank you, based feedbro.
>canadian feed has this fag song
>american feed is still on horse racing
FUCK
Official game thread?
>allen in
Will they win?
l-let's go blues!
>>67757266
>blose
Answered your own question desu
>condolezza rice
what.
>condoleezza rice
lel what the fuck?
Rofl Condoleezza Rice webm pls
That's one confident guy.
cue spotlight
crash zoom on pierre
3-2-1
>shorks literally endorsed by the bush administration
who /Bay Area/ here
>>67757291
>>67757295
>>67757299
West finals confirmed for inside job.
>this fatty anthem
kek
Lol what's going on
My jew paychannel started streaming only just now
>blaming Elliott
>starting some queer kid
Shorks are a lock
>>67757334
925 expat here
>>67757332
so if shorks lose, STL "loses" govt funding.
>>67757350
...yup
Sounds like she ran stairs before heading out on the ice.
LET'S GO BLUES
Can someone explain to me the existence of the sputhern market? You can't tell me these bleach blonde motherfuckers with their Botox and their UV poisoning give a fuck about this sport
>condoleezza rice
>>67757400
How late is your stream fampai?
>>67757392
>sj
>southern
yankee education
>>67757392
>san jose
>southern
what
not even southern california fammers
>>67757412
I clicked submit but fucked up the captcha without noticing
>>67757441
iktfb
>>67757426
>>67757414
>even responding to flyovers
>bob cole will never read you a bedtime story
if brouwer doesn't score, an asian hooker is dying tonight
it looks like Battlefield 3 out there
Will the Blues ever score again?
>>67757461
If you close your eyes the game can become that story as Bob's voice carries you off into dreamland.
t. man who's fallen asleep during games
>>67757498
not this year
So what happened in the last two games with the Blues getting blown out? Like seriously.
>>67757508
This has been a pretty sleepy series 2bh
>>67757498
Meme magic engaged
>>67757512
stay cool, frosty dogger
>>67757526
They haven't played against a team with defense in a month so they're lost
Will Allen be a game-changer?
>>67757512
STAY COOL FROSTY DOGGER
>mfw i live in the south now
Just tuned in, lads. What have I missed?
>>67757546
he already doesn't look as comfortable as Elliott, but Elliott was getting sniped. Hitch is desperate
>>67757546
He can't score some goals for the blues, so no.
>>67757555
Chekd
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAR
C
A
R
SSSCCCCAAARRRRRR
>>67757477
A life was saved tonight,
>>67757477
well looks like god loves asian hookers
>>67757546
No. He will just be an average goalie.
Blues have to score.
Allen isnt terrible, hes just not exceptional.
Goaltending hasnt been the issue, shutouts are the issue.
HEYYYYYYYYY THERE'S ONE
If this gets waved off i swear to god
>>67757604
LET'S GO Shhhhhhhhh aaaaaaannnnnn kkkkkkkkksssss
Cringe
Heeeeeeerrrreeeee comes refpuck!
>>67757477
Do it anyway famma
wow, the Blues actually scored...
Holy fuck this challenge rule is ruining hockey.
The NHL can't afford to buy those big iPads. This review shit HAS GOT TO GO
AND THE OFFSIDES FLAG IS UP
>his right skate is still on the blue line when the puck crosses
I swear to god you fuckers wouldn't dare
>>67757651
Empty seats against the glass
Wew
LMAO HERE WE GO
Way to fuck up any momentum.
ein gutes Goal
GOOD GOAL
Who /Bill/ here?
DID THE GOAL NOT COUNT?
WHAT THE FUCK NO
NO
NO
>>67757688
THE GOAL COUNTED FAMALAM
>>67757651
>can't afford iPads
>yfw broadcasters were reprimanded for calling them tablets and not iPads
>>67757685
>Aaaaand here comes the uhhhhhh
>Uhhhhh
>And what a play!
>Weeell uhhh
>Ehhh
Quality north american pbp as per usual.
>>67757670
The coach's challenge was a mistake
>>67757688
Yee m8 they called Condolezza Rice and she shook her head so they waived it off
You could replace the Sharks with any team and the Blues would still look bad. I have never seen so many braindead giveaways.
>>67757685
fucking christ is his body really that sloppy?
>>67757700
Bob Cole should be put out ot pasture. But he works for our state broadcaster so he'll have a job for life. One of the things I hate about Canada.
>>67757700
kek
>>67757685
me 2bh
>>67757700
kill yourself sven, cole is a treasure
>>67757710
dont want to make it too obvious
>>67757714
Yes. He looks like he'd be too much of an autistic neckbeard to even post on /sp/, yet he's one of the fastest guys in the league.
>>67757693
Isn't Uncle Gary and Toronto making the call anyway?
Why pretend to look at that lil phone screen for the replay
you see Jake, of the puck comes off the boards it could bounce out front
>wha?
>lehtera
>>67757716
He works for Rogers.
>>67757764
nostradamus
What the fuck?
SSSSSCAAAAAARRRRRR
>>67757764
>LEHTERA
scar
SSSCCCCAAARRRRRRRR
>>67757743
Aye.
Scars. GG another blowout.
>SHORKS
I know this feel sharksbros
J O R I
O
R
I
challenge that one sharks faggots
>2AN J02E 2HARK2
>wasting that amazing save by failing to clear the rebound
Not even a shorks fan but that makes me RRREEEEEEEEE
>burns
>>67757763
One of the funniest announcer moments I saw was John Madden explain how the ref should step on his hat when it's windy out so he doesn't look foolish when it flies away as he bends over. Went on about it for like 10 minutes.
>either of these teams thinking they can beat the eastern conference champion
looks like an AHL game out there
>>67757814
desu u had an epic almost comeback. And Fleury had a clean sheet.
Don't worry PP will swing the momentum our way Sharks bros.
>>67757841
When was the leastern conference last Stan lee cup?
Every time I watch Lehterä I'm amazed by how he is able to make it in the NHL. He has the poorest coordination I've seen on a hockey player, apart from his hands, which are actually pretty good. The only things he really stands out at is passing and vision.
BIN. LAND. :D
>sharks in charge of not choking
Hey... Let's go blues :)
>>67757841
rather see trampa bae win another than cindy win
>>67757814
You mean the refs tried their hardest to give the Pens a comeback but they choked.
qt behind de boer
Sharks looking slow today lads
>shorks
>>67757785
My mistake. TY for pointing this out.
>>67757841
That's because St. Louis plays Hitchpuck style that is super defensive. Stifles the game.
GO SHORKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0mCkXjitHY
>>67757876
>Muh refs
Sure buddy
>>67757889
>two 6-1 games
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
>>67757901
topnotchmemery
>>67757900
A fair point.
Allow me to retort with >finnish goaltending.
>>67757901
i called it a power gay
Now this is the Blues hockey I know and love
>>67757901
Powa to turn back time by Mr bovine joni
Was that fuckin Bon Jovi?
Who deserves it more?
>>67757912
>finnish goaltending
elite, isn't it?
This is gettin gooooooood
Brent Burns is fucking faggot
pls sharks
>>67757929
Obviously you haven't been watching the playoffs
Commercial is on every 10 fuckin minutes
>>67757932
BLUES LA
>Never let your guard down
>>67757895
Like when Hedman got clipped in the mouth, bled all over the ice and it should have been a 5 on 3 for 4 minutes? Or when Letang tried to choke out Kucherov? Sure thing buddy.
>>67757922
that's what your boyfriend calls you wew
if this series goes to game seven OT, who would win? they are both chokers, do they just commit mass suicide?
>San Jose
Literally where?
>>67757932
Neither of these teams
Ecf champ will sweep these weskass teams
>>67757844
>two goalies
>neither are finns
Allen's got this
Blues are getting shit going in front of Jones finally
Don't get too fancy Sharks. Just score.
>>67757978
In mexico
Blues look fucked defensively. It's just a matter of time
Is pic related the most famous Blues fan?
>the most dangerous forward is brouwer
>>67757961
hedman was faking that bullshit, shut the fuck up, no one is buying that
>>67757978
i think it's in mexico
>>67757991
No it's that nigger
>san jose architecture
jesus christ could you be more prefab
>>67757978
If San Francisco and Oakland are the tits, then San Jose is the snatch.
I fucking this american tradition of having three commercial breaks per period.
>>67757991
The movie the Town was shit
>>67757991
I thought it was that African-American dude who just happened to be flipping the channels and came across a Blues game
>>67757974
Someone would McVeigh the arena in OT or something.
>>67757978
its where smash mouth came from
>>67758002
The playoffs are a grinders game.
>>67758016
Commercial breaks are pretty great 2bh, gives you time to take a piss and grab another beer
>>67758016
Let's get retarded in here
>>67757974
I'm sure somebody's sliding carcass will knock one in
>>67758030
Dont stop coming and they dont stop coming
>>67757991
I am.
Hey everyone, it's me! Thomas Pynchon!
>>67758016
Could be worse, Handegg does it like every other play
Is color commentating the easiest job in world? It's some of the most brain dead shit.
>Your best players need to be the best
>They just need 1 goal
>_____ reminds me of ______ back in the day
>a goal here would be huge
>>67758060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQqUeGx-fro
>l-let's go s-sh-ha-a-a-ar-rks
>>67758074
>They're just not getting the breaks tonight
>>67758088
trying to stretch a one syllable word into the let's go chant always sounds autistic.
>>67758075
>not even a minute long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw
>>67758074
It was easier back when it was black and white.
>tarasenko wasting all these chances
>>67758030
https://youtu.be/z48NmdWbquw
>terrysinko getting a facefull of crotch
kek
>Sharks
Was the name "Wild Cats" already taken?
Anyone that says my mom is a fat white slut is gonna have to answer to me. 63135 represent
natty btw
Tarasenko looked like he's dying
>>67758106
can you imagine if Kongs did that?
>Let's go Keeee-iiiiings>>67758110
CHERRY TIME
>>67758144
They have that old lady chanting instead, I think she's saying "GO KINGS GO"
why is tarasenko so highly regarded? he barely fucking does anything
BING BANGER
>we
What position does Cherry play in team canada?
Who is the NHL elite goalie?
>>67758168
young russian sniper with a hot wife. people just want to like him.
>>67758201
king
>>67758201
Judging from his outfits, somewhere deep in the closet
>>67758201
support
>>67758145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwAI4rntFrE&app=desktop
Let's go!
>>67758201
>not using >we when referring to your national team
mudslime detected
>>67758234
its certainly a far cry from the muslim robes and turbans youre used to seeing
>>67758241
ALRIGHT!
NOW LISTEN TO ME KIDS, THIS GUY
THIS GUY HERE do we have the tape?
THERE WE GO! THIS GUY HERE HE'S A HEART AND SOUL KINDA GUY
THIS IS THE KINDA GUY YOU WANT ON YOUR TEAM
>we've got to wrap it up, don
NO! NOW LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YA
YOU CAN'T WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS WITHOUT GUYS LIKE THIS
>we're out of tim-
I'M ALMOST DONE! IN TODAY'S NHL YOU NEED HEART AND SOUL AND YOU NEED GRIT
THESE KINDA GUYS WHO KEEP THEIR STICKS ON THE ICE AND CAN FIGHT WHEN THEY NEED TO!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ALL YOU FOLKS OUT THERE WHO JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND FIGHTING!
OK, THAT'S IT
>heh, you've been watching hockey night in canada
>on rogers
>>67758246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWf3A9KN0Ms
>>67758226
>hot wife
post pics
>>67758256
needs more
>WATCH THIS NOW WATCH THIS
>>67758255
Trudeau will make sure you see just as many! (^:
>>67758004
He was literally bleeding on the ice. Are you delusional?
>>67758201
Power bottom
>>67758257
Nope, it's we when referring to national teams.
>>67758201
Tax payer.
>>67758256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRgJq_yHbI8
>>67758288
trudeau will be in jail soon for his attempted murder in parliament this week
>>67758327
We can only hope
Who owns hockey lads?
>>67758327
cant wait for 100 years of conservative rule
>>67758356
The Jews.
>who owns hockey
>three words
>u s a
where did it all go wrong for america?
>>67758368
Your post is contradictory
>>67758356
http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/city-totals/nhl-players-career-stats.html
>>67758356
muh nagano
>delay of game
>>67758390
Based czechia
>>67758368
It was 100 years ago but the Miracle on Ice was pretty cool honestly
we 53 now bois
>>67758292
he injured himself on purpose, no pity PP for that
i missed cherry. did he shit talk finland or talk about wc?
>>67758356
California
>>67758456
he mentioned how shitty canada played, nothing else about the wc
>>67758456
He said Canada played like dogshit today.
>>67758475
>had to uninstall and reinstall 4chanx because it was fucking up
>lost all my filters
god damnit
>>67758479
>>67758484
ty leafs
>players falling everytime they go into a corner
is this the power of sunbelt ice?
YEAH BABY SHORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SH0RKS
>SHORKS
SSSCCCCAAAARRRRRR
SHORTY
H
O
R
T
Y
HAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY
THE SHITTY OF SAN JOSE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING REKTTT
hey guys, wasn't here for the last two games, has the shorkening begun yet?
Good power play.
>Shorthanded Goal
>Sh0rks
>getting styled on by fucking brodziak
Hello shorty
San Jose is such an irrelevant city, it's the third largest in California but nobody ever talks about it. I didn't even know San Jose was in California until this year, and I live here.
>>67758569
Eh, maybe. They are up 2-1 in the series so it's not like they are blowing 3-0 or even 2-0 game lead.
time for Finnish G
>im pretty great at hockey
>check out this pass to no one in particular
is it time for ""jumbo"" joe to retire?
>>67756711
well would you look at that, once St Louis actually started putting the puck on the wide open net, they score 3 goals. Could have been 4 without burns laying in the crease saving one.
And you San Jose faggots tried to tell me Martin Jones luck wouldn't change and that he's good, lol.
its okay, sharks are familiar with 3-0 situations
Is this going to turn out just like Tampa's game? They go up 4-0 and nearly choke?
>that power play
>>1077050
>actually jinxing yourself
what was he thinking
What's next after this, gang?
Shorks getting bttttfo
>>67758617
nah, Sharks will lose.
They proved in the Nashville series that once you get them down they can't come back.
Sharks rely on having a lead then coasting to victory on the powerplay. If you get them down they lose.
>>67758636
Shorks relocate to Guadalajara
>>67758677
kek
>>67758677
You have to have a power grid to make ice, or else maybe.
>>67756711
>not anymore lol
it's reim time
