Didn't see a thread and wanted to start one.
2nd leg of the Triple Crown. Nyquist is the favorite.
They race in Baltimore at Pimlico Race Course.
Will he get cucked out of it or will he head to the Belmont Stakes trying to join American Pharaoh.
Sidenote:
Two horses died yesterday.
One collapsed after winning. Other one got btfo and injured the jockey. Ironically the 2nd Horse was owned by the same guy as Barbaro, who was injured at the Preakness and died eventually.
Muddy track. Anything can happen.
Contenders:
1 Cherry Wine
2 Uncle Lino
3 Nyquist
4 Awesome Speed
5 Exaggerator
6 Lani
7 Collected
8 Laoban
9 Abiding Star
10 Fellowship
11 Stradivari
Call to post in under 25 minutes.
>>67754817
Streisand White?
>>67754895
Stream***
>>67754926
Streams:
http://stream.nbcsports.com/horse-racing/?pid=21843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIG-yS7Brqs
>fat son wants a vending machine
I'm not surprised
>>67755124
That was top kek.
Track is sloppy now.
>>67754817
I don't normally watch horseracing, but I've been assembling an IKEA stand for the past three hours and my tv has been on this for the past hour or so. Now I have to see who wins.
I love that one guy who's like, "There hasn't been a horse like Nyquist in a while," when there was goddamn American Pharaoh last year.
Favorites and Derby winners tend to win the Preakness, I'll be surprised if Nyquist doesn't take this one. Possible upset from Exaggerator I guess because he likes the mud.
>>67755768
His mother was a mudder
>>67755798
His father was a mudder.
Dubs and the horses all crash in a Talladega-like Big One
If nyquist doesn't win, then I think it's gonna be collected followed by awesome speed
>>67755798
Her father was a mudder fucker
>>67755844
well shit
>>67755844
this is a good thing because my dad bet $50 on Uncle Leroy (or whoever the fuck he is)
>>67755844
Based, I can't wait
>>67754817
Any webm or jpeg of either of the horses getting btfo?
I think when they have to euthanize a horse they should euthanize its jockey as well
>>67755932
oh I mean uncle lino
>>67756015
They might as well yesterday. Broken collarbone on the jockey.
>Everyone picking the favorite
>>67755991
Can't find anything with clips or footage of it.
when is this fucking race gonna start oh my god
How does the same horse not win every time?
Shouldn't the fastest horse always win?
CALL TO POSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Here we go lads.
when will they bring back jousting
O Christmas Tree
>Maryland my Maryland
Based
Why are they singing "Oh Christmas Tree"?
>o christmas tree is your state song
Jesus kill yourselves
>unglued
kek
>yfw Nyquist is the third horse to die today
>>67756220
Track Conditions and different horses in the race.
Also the condition of the horse and if something weird happens to the horse.
Is an dead horse an athlete?
>>67756265
>dat inconsistency
Horse PED's when?
>>67756259
Cap this.
>>67756220
course, distance, going, pace, draw, fitness are just a few of the variables to consider. It's not >fastesthorsewinslol
>>67756259
Nyquist will be known as NyQuil because heem sleepy
>>67756292
pretty sure they all dope already
>tfw afraid of horses
>>67756285
Dead? No.
There is currently only one horse athlete alive.
American Pharaoh.
>gets paid millions of dollars to fuck bitches.
Living the dream.
STRAWBERRY WINE
17
>>67756357
Wat?
Just put $1,000 down on Nyquist. That horse better fucking win.
That track looks really shitty
Colts are best in mud with their short legs.
Uncle Lino will win, and my dad bet $50 on him.
>>67756374
HOT JULY NOON
>>67756385
Dumbass
>>67756386
Sloppy track.
Hope your horse had parents who were mudders.
>>67756386
what do you expect with rain and dirt
Dubs and stradivari wins it
his father was a mudder
his mother was a mudder
>>67756385
>/freemoney/
>>67756376
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinophobia
Exaggerator is taking this lads
Dubs and Cherry Wine wins
Rolling for exaggerator
Source of the mudder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L3KU5eiEBo
Is an horse a athlete?
>an horse
Is it a athlete tho lads?
>You will never live in an open field and fuck only the finest mares as long as you can until you die
>>67756420
his mother was a mudder?
Is an horse a athlete lads?
Just bet $700 on Stradivari, wish me luck lads.
TIME TO WATCH HORSE BLOODSPORT
>>67756462
Hey, don't judge what I do in my spare time.
oh boy it's bob costas
>>67756480
Only American Pharaoh.
>Dank
>>67756497
>tfw already two horses sacrificed to the blood god today
Tonight we feast on horsemeat.
oh shit dank race incoming
>>67756516
>dank
>dank
PREAKNESS CONFIRMED FOR MEME RACE
How long until the race starts? Everywhere I'm reading says it should've started already
>overcoming a tremendous amount of diversity
WHY
Has anyone ever assassinated a horse right before a race?
>>67756589
min or two - they're loading them into the gates now and they don't keep them there long
>horse is a loose cannon
>>67756589
It's because of the weather, starts any minute now.
>>67756589
Any minute now. Lots of horses sperging out about getting in the starting gates.
Lani doesn't fuck around. Almost kicked the fuck outta the guys.
Exaggerator
Stradivari
Nyquist
Collected
$2 superfecta lads
>>67756589
it was supposed to start at 6:45 but the horses are being difficult
>the city of Lani
How many times has Costas taken a moment of silence for Freddy Grey so far?
>Just bet $1500 on Nyquist
Literally free money
And... they're off
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>>67756632
>>67756635
>>67756645
Cheers, m8s. Just got the stream going
>Exaggerator
why hasn't anyone ever entered a second shitty horse into the race with instructions to take out the competition?
Exaggerator might win.
Nyquist had to work early.
BIG
COLT
COCK
OH GOD UNCLE LINO WITH THE UPSET
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHa
GET FUCKED HORSE
>>67756648
>you
NYQUIST BTFO
>NYQUIST
>the stable of nyquist
AND THE BELMONT GETS NO RATINGS
FUCKING EXAGGERATOR THAT SHIT WAS HYPE
Nyquist BTFO
HAHAHAHA HAHA
NYQUIST FAGS BTFO
LGTSS
>NYQUIST
FUCK THE RED WINGS
THE
RED
WINGS
>A FUCKING PIZZA
>There are people who actually bet money on Nyquist at 3-5 odds
nyquist should kill himself
hahaahaHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WOW
BTFO
EXAGGERATOR YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING HORSE I LOVE YOU
Horse racing is is a fucking a joke
gaaaaaaaaaay I just fucking lost money
>>>/gluefactory/
>nyquil
>>67756644
did u winned?
NYQUIST KEKEDDDDDD
EXAGGERATOR STOPPED THE TRIPLE CROWN
>Nyquist
>>67756754
They actually did it. The absolute mad men!
pace was way too fast for Nyquist
also this
>>67756740
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>>67756740
>>67756740
Nyquist looked like he pulled up at the end, hope he's not hurt. Stradivari got Jewed at the start.
>Nyquist choking the final stretch
Uncle Lino worked Nyquist
Nobody will even remember this tommorow
>>67756766
t. bet all muh Pell Grant on Nyquil
top kek at the guy who bet $80000 on Stradivari
exaggerator is an ugly horse
also
>nyquist didn't even get 2nd place
kek
8-1
I just lost a grand
>Exaggerator not even tried
Nyquist is a cuck for sure.
>>67756821
I bet Nyquist would've won if his name was Dayquist
horse racing is trash
>>67756807
No, I just think its a fucking joke. Everyone who bets or is involved in horse racing should be shot
>>67756648
Nigga you better have bet show, but you prob didnt
>Not listening to Eddie and going Exaggerator
>>67756740
>not wanting to see the rubber match between these two
Sports is about competition. Who the fuck cares about a triple crown when the Belmont is always one good horse and a bunch of literal whos.
>>67756837
How much did you lose?
>>67756837
>>67756847
t. PETA homosexuals
>>67756837
just goes to show that all men are like port-o-potties
all the good ones are taken and the rest are full of shit
>>67756858
Because the casual doesn't care about that
They want the triple crown if it's not up for grabs they don't give a fuck
>>67756644
>>67756771
Nope cherry wine fucked it up
Suicidal ride on Nyquist, no idea what the rider was trying to do.
>Cherry Wine Place bet pays more than the Exaggerator win.
Kek tier.
vote for nyquist they said
it'll be an easy few dollars they said
>>67756858
>Belmont is always one good horse and a bunch of literal whos.
except last year
>>67756893
lose, apparently
>>67756904
Last year there were only like 5 horses in the Belmont which is just as bad.
>tfw the goose isn't loose.
>>67756697
Niggers are too poor to enter the sport at this level
Did it just cut to them too early for anyone else? The audio was off and the commentators were discussing what to talk about next.
