Bayern München 0 - 0 Borussia Dortmund
This is unironically the worst game i have seen this year
>>67747836
the City - Real Madrid was worse
hallo is this the new Thread? Ok Good
>>67747976
good shit
>>67748029
this
>>67748029
Same here, so not comfy ugh
>>67748029
>>67748051
what
i meant to write "good shout" how did this happen
>"dortmund fans are not nazi scum"
*tip*
EMOTIONEN RESPEKTIEREN
How am I supposed to believe nobody is able to smuggle in a gun or a bomb when hundred of people are able to smuggle in centimeter long and thick glowing sticks
>>67748552
>tfw gonna attend a sporting event in paris soon
>>67748552
Did you really believe this at any Point?
can't see shit
Bayern don't look very dangerous
>>67748552
Nothing is 100% secure... but a single gun or explosives the size of a bengalo won't get the terrorists far
shit op
>>67748682
The hardest part about killing alot of people is deciding to do it
Why can't Bayern dominate Dortmund like they did Atletico, Juventus and Porto at some point. Sometimes I don't get soccer
>that customer manlet jumping up and down
kek
>>67748822
The score is 0-0 in this game.
Happy for van Gaal
Time for Dortmund to wake the fuck up
>>67748988
Hilarious. Also checked
>>67748990
This. He has been treated poorly in England.
>>67748990
>>67749041
Agreed
Here we go
Why is Pep always fighting with the refs?
>french cup is already 1-1 15 minutes in
Switch over boys
>>67749091
I think he is demanding of everyone, including himself.
>>67749091
Because he knows he gets away with it
>>67749186
I do this every day I wake up
>>67749111
No thanks. Checked
>>67749229
I do it every time I go to bed but with perfect form and without the constipation unlike him
Classic Lewanflopski
Ugh
Bayern is finished
Can't watch American Psycho often enough
So is Lewandowski going to score or what?
>>67749350
Never did it
>>67749389
Yes
>>67749395
I watched it for the first time recently and really liked it.
>>67749395
It would be perfect to watch with you
You will never watch American Psycho with Kyouko
Needs more Subotic
>>67749481
You might if she remembers to press play
Will Kingsley Coman?
>>67749432
Why do you think so?
I would watch it with you btw
Hummels dead, good.
Now we only need Reus to follow suit.
So Hummels plan was to waste a cruical substitution if this goes into extra time?
>>67749529
>>67749560
Thats a really good pun, one of your best. I commend you.
Bayern have so many opportunities for a simple through ball to send Muller/Lewa 1 on 1 and they waste them all.
What the fuck.
>your waifu will never be real
>she will never heal you
>>67749569
It's a fine film to watch without any extras. Just plain excellence with tension from start to finish
>>67749648
Okay
Image of the game right there. That cameraman must be happy.
>>67749639
Exterminate all Mashirofags.
>>67749629
This
Hummels ded
>>67749721
Ref knew Hummels wanted the penalty
>>67749718
I missed it
>vidal escaping yet another red card
If Bayern lose this game, Vidal will surely tear up
>yfw hummels will put on Bayern shirt and play again in extra time.
>dat ref
>0-0
I never thought i would say this but Durm is the best player on the pitch.
>2 red cards not given for Bayern
first one is riberys faceslap, second is vidals 3rd (!!) foul after his yellow and also a fucking elbow hit to the heat.
They can't keep getting away with this
>bayern hasnt scored yet
>pep
>>67749863
>Durm is the best looking player on the pitch
I agree
>>67749863
Also the only other fuckboy next to Julian "Feed me greed" Weigl
>>67749863
The Kevin Kampl haircut gave him +10 technical skills
What did he meant by this?
i hope this goes to penulties and hummels misses
>>67749912
>Reus
>not a fuccboi
>>67749929
Do you think the shirts the players wear are made to rip easily in order to influence the referees?
Please vote:
Was this the biggest choke of the year?
>OBAMAYOUNG
OVERRATED SHIT
COME AT ME
>>67749957
Hummels can't shoot penalties now can he?
Obama is so fucking awful
Dortmund should sell Aubameyang to Real.
>arvbarmejang
>Doofmund
>>67749905
when you already nutted but she still suckin
>obama(You)ng
>>67749957
you are really stupid
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Who actually supports these teams in Tyskland?
>>67750060
>>67750060
this
what a terrible final
just as i predicted
>>67749729
Shit taste, mein fuhrer
Hummels afraid of extra time and penulties kek.
>>67750060
Your "s don't even match.
Apply yourself.
>>67750082
Bazis and Nazis
>german refereeing
Müller goal incoming
Durm has improved a lot desu
Piszczek and Sokratis literally destroyed Bauern
>watch the shitfest that was the FA Cup
>then this memery
>other options are PSG and Juventus half-assing their way to another free title
Should've just gone out desu
Why is Vidal so unlikeable?
>>67750263
Because you're a beta cuck
>>67750261
>ever watching Bayern-Dortmund
Your own fault.
Ribery is such a disgusting cunt
>>67750261
>Implying there wont be 4 draws
Typical american football supporter
>>67750263
Because he doesn't play for your team.
Extra time fucking again.
one of the most boring matches i ever watched
>shitatarian
You now remember Germans LITERALLY THOUGHT ribery was on the same level as Ronaldo not long ago
MT SIDES
>>67750352
He was in his prime.
>>67750352
he was better :^=)
what a steaming pile of SHIT
I want my gez back
>>67750323
> hating on Ribery
Wew.
>>67750352
do people actually care about these comparisons?
>>67750392
Wutbürger pls
>>67750352
He actually was desu familia
>>67750370
I don't get it either
>>67750311
What the fuck am I supposed to watch then? I'm only interested in "le get 3rd in CL group and win the EL" team vs. Barca anyways, and that's tomorrow.
>>67750352
>>67750374
Ribery's prime was like 2008? That's when donaldo his his prime at united.
>autocorrect changes ronaldo to donaldo
>>67750429
WAS man WAS??
>>67750468
Watch a movie.
>>67750515
Which one?
>>67749914
Kek
Where is LCIM? Perma ded?
>>67750538
Cloud Atlas
>>67750474
Riberys prime was when Bayern won the Cl title and CR7 was an absolute embarrassing fluke in the semis, while Rib was the best player
>being surprised that a football match is boring
Fucking hell la
I'm watching some nature film by that French guy in the chopper I think. Voiced by Vanessa Paradis
I am here for bundes talk
current stadium music yes?
https://youtu.be/cr5NSTou15A?list=PL6an21jRFlhGmxV61UUQATMLMNjjpe5fL
>>67750370
Reus' shirt is yellow, the ref probably thinks he doesn't need any more.
>>67750538
迷宮物語
>BATE draw
>Man U draw
>Tallin draw
>Bayern draw
There will be draws everywhere today.
>>67750263
It's what happens naturally to chilean players.
Anything happen yet?
Durm goat
how to stop lewa
>lunge at him from various angles for 120 mins
>>67750596
>le ribery should've won ballon d'or meme
holy shit, is this still going on? he shouldn't even have been in the final 3
>Lewandowski's second dive for a penalty
He became a huge scumbag once he joined Bauern
Did Hummels got booed?
Lewandowski is so selfish.
>>67750665
Well, so much for that.
RIP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THAT FUCKIN REPLAY
Costa successfully killed Dortmund's second left back
FUCKING BAYERN SCUM REEEEEEEEEEE
>this kills the Durm
>>67750721
No offense Nigel, i dont like the frog either but he was unbelieveable good that Season
Third red not given. Bravo. Just Bravo
When will they start showing trigger warnings for shit like this?
FML
Durm is a tough guy
Another Lewandowski dive
>>67750721
> best player in a legendary treble winning side should have not been top 3
Wew lad.
>>67750853
delet
>>67750873
He wasn't even their best player.
>that set piece
I am ready to die
>>67750853
aua aua mein bein
The Dortmund players are standing knockout
>>67750907
AND NOBODY CAN SAVE ME
>>67750903
Who was?
>>67750903
Are you baiting
>>67750947
This was Hummel's plan
>>67750873
>Lewa was better than him all the time when he arrived in Germany
>>67750960
>>67750962
Mandzu
WHY ISN'T AUBA GOING FOR THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
this is awful
Holy fuck this is intense
>Mkkkt-aryan
Fuck off mickey
>>67750960
>>67750962
Schweinsteiger, Robben when healthy and Muller were all better and more decisive.
Ribery did jack shit in their CL run and was carried by Robben and Muller then. He was not even close to being the best player in the world.
>>67750988
Kk bait confirmed, nice try tho
The fix is in
>>67751035
lol what
>>67750721
>>67750903
behave you imbecile
eriksen > mhikitarian
>>67751094
>eriksen
Literally who?
>>67751035
>worst final in decades
>intense
>>67751062
>>67751120
I'm guessing you don't support one of there teams
BASED SHINJI PLEASE BLESS US WITH A GOAL
>>67751119
>chile
literally where?
>>67751119
tottenham's player. Not sure if he has ever achieved anything
NO SHINJI NO WINJI
This game is a casual filter. It's an absolute ouvre du art. The level of tactical discipline and understanding, the consistent intelligent movement by everyone on the pitch and the defending on both sides is one of the best of the whole season.
Hopefully Pep is going to civilize english football at city
>>67751171
>supporting bayern
>supporting nazimund
>>67751225
>calling dortmund the nazi-club after the relevation about the aryan-clause in bayerns club history today
Disgusting.
>>67751120
Are you fucking kidding? They're ripping each other to pieces, I'm literally hopping for blood
>>67751171
Panama doesnt either.
>>67751218
>this Poop sniffer will defend the hack fraud even if he loses the final
>>67751218
This is true but people will tip their fedoras at it.
>these two teams are the best teams in bundesliga
>german """"""football"""""
>>67751277
what game are you watching
Wait why are there two Alabas?
>>67751277
Are you a vampire winnie pooh
Should have been the 3rd red for Bayern now
>fully fresh and fit Coman in the last 10 minutes of extra time
Dortmund going to get raped
What was Ribery doing?
>>67751218
>The level of tactical lunges and misunderstanding in the box
FTFY
>>67751218
good post but
>It's an absolute ouvre du art.
stop using french expressions if you can't even spell them properly you philistine
>>67751218
Pep will kill the last remaining will to fight from City, as he has already done to both Barcelona and Bayern.
>>67751218
Hehe best thing about the match is this Post. Good chuckle
>>67751384
haha
>all the players dying
wew lads
>>67751218
Agree, it separates the bundes patricians from the int plebeians
>>67751335
Yes and both of those are still better than any team in BPL. Sad but true.
Spanish La Liga still best in the world no doubt about that
Is Ribery in the France squad?
>>67751467
No.
Dortmund will win the league next season. They are the only team that can match Bayern physically and without Pep Bayern will be vulnerable.
barely even watching the game at this point
>>67751440
Extra sub would make ET slightly more better.
Players reaching my fitness levels
Bürki > Neuer
>>67751511
Ancelotti will win CL with Bayern
>still 7 monutes to go
will this torture ever end
Just give the ball to Coman please.
>>67751566
That could happen
>>67751572
It will be worth it if Buyern loses.
can't believe people are actually watching this shit
>>67751566
Ancellotti will literally destroy Bayern. Bayerns squad is way, way too packed for someone like him, who barely ever rotates and adjusts from his standard approach. Under Heynckes and Pep, two managers who rotate a lot, the squad grew into the most packed of the world. But under Ancelotti it will fall apart entirely.
Bayerns golden national era ends with pep
>>67751618
>wanting nazis to win
how very unbritish
>>67751632
>look at me guys I'm so contrarian xd
>>67751632
Just here for the penalties
>you know remember the Buyern vs Dortmund penalty shootout last season
>>67751663
Dortmund represents regular working class people, fuck off.
>>67751681
Look around mate.
You are the only one deluding yourself into thinking this is a good game.
>>67751705
>he fell for the meme
never change /sp/
>>67751705
>regular working class
that's what he said
Sokratis is twice the defender Hummels is
Pls someone post that "Has Bayern lost yet?" Pasta
>coman chatting shit
Goatrakis
>>67751730
>>67751739
BLACKS BTFO
Is sokratis mode achieveable natty?
>>67751705
Still affected by the Kloppo-Brainwash i see.
Sokratis literally world class ever since he joined Dortmund
>>67751808
>footballers
>natty
top kek
>>67751788
You literally fell for a marketing scheme.
>>67751808
Tons of tzaziki and lifting Goats
I want to see ref not allow the substitution.
>American signs for hamburger
Poetry
JUST FUCKING END IT
>Dat FK
It deserved a counter goal
>/sp/ cucks so indoctrinated that they don't realize that Dortmund is literally a proletarian club
You got jewed
I CAN'T HANDLE THE PENS
PENULTIES
why is pep touching everybodys butt??
>>67751927
I can
> didnt get Alonso on
Buyern are going to bottle it arent they?
