Super Bowl edition
>It's my birthday today
>I'm 25
>My Mother gave me a card with 1981 on it
>bitch isn't even singing yet
WHEN DOES THE FREAKIN GAME START?!
dubs and queen dies this year
Why she not singing D:
1st for Lester
>just stood there not singing
She is so sacked
first for poon
>botching the anthem that hard
why is prince William an Aston Villa fan?
THIS IS A FUCKING SHAMBLES
LEL
I just wanted to watch a match desu
>literally not singing until halfway through
ahahahaha
wogs out
this has been an utter shambles
>Singer forgets to start
>Match delayed for MUH POP SINGER and MUH ROYAL BENEFIT CLAIMANTS
Fuck this shit. Let us watch the footy, 5:30 is already too late
She missed her cue
Haha what a shambles
SHE WASNT EVEN PRETENDING TO SING
>Literally forgetting to sing
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>all this pregame shit
Literally fucking America.
What was the point in that bird?
EXPLOSIONS
YOU HAD ONE JOB
lmao singer didnt know the music started
#shambles
>this entire pre match
PREDICT WHICH PLAYER WILL SCORE FIRST
>a lot of noise, very easy to miss your cue
Based commentator
UNITED ARE SCUM AND IF YOU SUPPORT THEM YOU ARE ALSO SCUM
ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT A FUCKING MESS
SINGS TWO LINES
LOLOLOLOL WHAT A FUCKING SHITSHOW
START THE MATCH
B O T C H E D
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>she forgot to sing
>number 7 in the charts last year
FA really pulling out all the stops
>tfw you don't know which God they're singing to anymore
This is disgraceful.
pretty qt
>No matter what you fuck up in life
>You will never forget to sing infront of 80,000 people
>mfw she never gets employed again for that shambles
>>67742929
To look pretty I guess?
FA probably getting a refund.
>My Country Tis of Thee
Why the fuck are they singing an American patriotic tune?
Is this a joke?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>She missed half the anthem
>>67742941
Zaha
>missing your cue
>>67742941
dubs for wilf
Is this the Eurovision thread?
12 points for the qt in the pink dress.
>>67742941
Zaha
Why are niggers to desperate to ruin everything about Britain and its traditions? Why do lelbour voters let them get away with it?
What's the name of the SEMEN DEMON who sang?
Keking hard at this shambolic pregame spectacle
>>67742941
Martial
>Forgetting to sing
LITERALLY HOW?
SHE FORGOT HER CUE STEW
Why do they do this shit? Who actually enjoys it?
Everybody always says it's shit, nobody wants this Americanised shit, why the fuck do the FA persist?
christ almighty it's just a cup final
>Clattenburg
FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAH MY SIDES
I hate this fucking build up
Just have the anthem played with no special singer
>this build-up
D-don't worry lads, I'm sure the rest of the world didn't notice.
>>67742941
Bolasie
Dubs?
car crash 10 mins of tv there lads
heads need to roll at the fa for that shit storm
ps. tinie was ok
reminder that wigan have won the fa cup and wayne rooney hasnt
>that Crystal Palace lineup
would be pretty embarrassing if Manchester United lost
>>67742957
>>67742902
Because fuck you that's why
>de gay
>>67742941
Zaha desu
Is this the worst prematch celebrations for the FA Cup EVER ?
>women
>doing anything of value in sports
Pick 1
>>67742979
mate fuck off
>fellani starting
JUST
A SEA OF RED AND BLUE
> Not even kicked off yet
> It's the worse FA Cup final in history
Fuck's sake.
>>67742990
>Fucking up infront of the whole nation
This is worse than an American sporting event already
>>67742999
O U C H
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>rojo
for what purpose?
This whole pre match has made me proud to be english
>twin towers
Triggered
That was the worst thing I've ever seen. Just keep things simple jesus christ.
>>67742980
Catherine jenkins
>>67742879
>>67742999
noice
le magic of the cup
got £340 to last me a week, £300 on United to win or draw?
>>67742979
>muh labour boogeyman
Torys been in power for years, at some point you need to accept they take responsibility for the country
>Forgetting to sing
CANNOT FABRICATE
The United States of America (USA) is the Greatest military, land-holding, cultural, intelectual, and all-around most influencing civilization in the history of mankind. She will never fall and be a model for other countries to follow until the end of time and that pre-game entertainment backs all the aforementioned facts. USA USA USA!
Who /a/ here?
>go to England to be a singer
>forget to sing
>reach #7 on the charts
>commentator with the 9/11 bantz
>>67742999
Fuck I always get trips when looking for dubs
Rashford gonna get all up in that CP ass
we live in a world where rooney plays deeper than fellaini
>yfw the bomb threat was just a tactical move bu lvg
>>67742941
Wickham
Can one of the palace players break Rooney's legs so we don't have to take him to france please.
Do it for England.
TIMMY TEMBER BEING LATE
WELSH CHOIR NOT TURNING ON THEIR MICS AND BEING DROWNED OUT BY TRUMPETS
BITCH FORGETTING TO SING
10/10 ENTERTAINMENT BBC WOULD LAUGH THROUGH AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>That united midfield
Palace have a good chance desu
>>67742950
BUILD THE WALL
kek at the southern poofter in the last thread
>>67742998
impressive empire, britain
Rooney needs to donate a chromosome
>Tfw American
>I will never be British
>I will never be blonde haired green eyes
>I will never pledge allegiance to the Queen and listen to her Christmas address
>I will never go to the pub after watching my League One side gain promotion
>I will never sing on the terraces because of muh 96
>I will never banter with lads and be sad about the modern state of the UK
I didn't ask for this...
THIS ONE'S OPTIMISTIC
WHAT'S WRONG WITH CLATTENBURG'S HAIR?
>>67742941
Rooney pen
>>67742998
>mfw we're never allowed to hold an international event again because of that shambles
Im ok with this
>That sneaky 9/11 banter
Fucking kek
>>67743042
we all /a/ here
How many will BASED RASHFORD score?
>>67743070
he doesn't have one to spare m8
>9/11 reference
why
It's that guy from the X-Men trailer
>that united line-up
PHILOSOPHY IN ACTION
Hahahahahaha, FA Cup organisers all fired on Monday.
Just focus on the match next time, you utter twats.
reminder dizzee rascal is/was the only acceptable british rapper
none of this stormzy/tinie tempah shite
>>67743002
>This Man U
Palace will be upset if they don't take this opportunity
>>67743042
here
>>67743042
~kimochi
Alan Green spitting truth
>well its almost as iconic now as the old twin towers used to be
jesus christ this whole show and commentary lmao
Did he really need to bring 9/11 into it?
>>67742979
Ah yes, look how white the torries have made the country!
Oh wait Dave wants to stay in the EU so pakis can keep flooding in? Very, very impressive.
>valencia right back
Some Hackney nigger is getting triggered in the last thread.
>>67743073
it's attached to Mark Clattenburg
>>67743091
Skepta > Dizzee Rascal
>>67743041
>BTFO by Vietnamese farmers
Really ruins the hype of the game when it kicks off and you see all the empty club wembley seats
>Man U boring 1-0 win inc
>>67743075
Remember that Klitschko - Fury prefight production we made.
There is always someone doing worse.
>>67743091
Mike skinner is the white Eminem you double nigger
My food arrived just in time for kick off
>>67743095
>>67743097
>>67743098
>>67743099
>>67743100
>>67743101
>>67743102
>>67743103
>>67743104
>No 96
Wtf is this shit?
Is there even an american footballer good enough to get in the man utd side?
Eagles in Charge
>>67743101
he's literally been playing there years
walk on
>>67743091
>I don't rate skeppy
Pleb detected
>Almost as iconic as the twin towers
Are betting sites taking bets on what minute ISIS will blow it up?
>>67743099
>>67743083
>>67743077
Are you children or idiots?
>>67742999
omg liam. Nice get.
>>67743098
thank you le fat and blind irishman
>>67743080
>>67743101
When was the last time Valencia didn't play RB?
>wogs
>tifos
>muh NHS
>Soccer coaches just sit on the sidelines and do nothing
Nice "sport" you have there
>>67743091
Bitches don't know about Roots Manuva
>>67743099
W-What? This wasn't on my feed. What did they mean by that?
>>67743099
You fucking mug
>triggered by yankisation via prematch show
>brings up 9/11
>>67743106
Alright dad
based Pards, what a beautfiul man
>>67743104
Quite LITERALLY listening to this atm
>>67743099
wew lad
>>67743091
>rap
>acceptable
>ever
WHO CRYSTAL PALACE HERE?
>>67743091
>>67743091
>no Jehst, Braintax, Skinnyman, Dirty Dike, Fliptrix, Verb-t, Akala, Ocean Wisdom, Kano, Skepta
Dude like what
You literally have no idea
>>67743091
Does Scroob count as a wrapper?
>>67743127
Don't ever reply to my comments again
>>67743152
Reportan.
United vs palace is always painfully boring
Is Wayne Rooney the Wayne Rooney of football?
>>67743152
>>67743106
Club Wembley is actually the central ring between the two big tiers, that's like the super VIP area.
Putting them opposite the cameras. Every time. Or you should have to "register" your tickets each game, then they could give them away or something.
>>67743127
There wasn't even a trigger warning, yes I'm calling BBC to complain right now.
>>67743140
>so many buses int he parking lot
Times sure have changed
>>67743152
reporting in
>>67743099
>Palace in a final
>Eagles
>Cheerleaders
>Mentioning 9/11
>Bad production
>Musical guest
>Diva musical guest who turns up late and is autotuned
Damn Palace, stop Americanising historic sporting events. We don't want a fucking superbowl. The whole "emirates" fa cup thing was bad enough.
>>67743152
Everybody but United fans
>>67743119
What the fuck are you trying to communicate, you spastic
Budweiser sponsor
Wtf England
>martin keown as co-commentator
>Bo Lassie
I'M LOST AT SEA
DON'T BOTHER ME
>>67742879
lmao. my dad called 10 days before my birthday and told me happy birthday. when i told him it wasnt my birthday yet he was quite embarrassed
>>67743160
I'll do what I want desu
>>67743119
that's because >>96
Who Portsmouth here?
>grime
W E E B S O U T
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>>67742986
THEN SHE FELL THROUGH THE BAR STEW
>>67743152
I'm just ABU tbqffam
Who /here/ here?
>>67743192
I'm warning you
>>67743042
right here
"on his bike" is the worst commentary expression
Lads, I forgot to remember the 96 for a couple of minutes. Am I going to get a stadium ban now?
>cabaye
>>67743146
YOU ARE NOT MANDEM YOU ARE NOT GAG
kek
https://twitter.com/search?q=superbowl&src=typd&lang=en-gb
Fucking hell both these teams are shite
>>67743132
when he was a winger for six years
>>67743201
Strongly disagree.
>game starts
>stream dies
>>67742999
WITNESSED
>>67743071
>You'll never have a cheeky Nando's
>You'll never have top bantz with the lads
Fucking hurts breh...
> carrick
Get that old cunt off the pitch
Utd looking good
>>67743215
Shut up you boring cunt
Why is it half a minute behind on the BBC site what the fuck.
Fellaini hat trick incoming.
Screenshot this
>>67743199
subhuman
scum
t b h
>>67743140
Why didn't they preserve them for the renovation?
>>67743228
You aren't missing anything
So this shit's on cable TV today. Why did you guys try to appropriate the Super Bowl into this game? Are you going to start showing commercials now?
So who is actually going to win this game.
>>67743214
Does it remind you of Tyrone fucking your mum?
Ramadan soon btw lads
>>67743219
"BTEC superbowl"
mildly chuckled
>>67743199
90' 1-0 Hartley
>>67743215
You never leave your bedroom anyway so you should be ok
>>67743152
lifelong
lads will there ever be more hyouka
>>67742879
To be fair she was probably drunk when she had you
>jedinak v fellaini
thug fight there
>that slag in the blue wig
yuck
>Tfw Carrick slips and gives away the winning goal in his final game
>United giving away set pieces already
expecting Palace to equalize and take the lead with them tqhf
That's the kind of pregame you get when you elect a Muslim mayor
>tfw failed my TV license test
Listening to the radio just isn't the same
>Hoof it to Fellaini episode
Last two digits of this post defines the final score.
>American culture is so powerful big soccer games are starting to look like the super bowl
>>67743140
I remember that stadium. 96 was a good year
Why don't the United fans give a shit about choreography?
>>67743229
I believe in my own meme magic
>tfw New Wembley is basically KC South
>"big" teams like Wednesday have never been before
Any new memes lately?
bets on how many people fellani will elbow lads?
>janitor
How can one cunt be so sad?
>>67743250
They were looking in to a way to do that, but iirc they found it would be difficult and have structural implications to the point where it wasn't worth it. It's a shame because they really were iconic. I got to see them in person for the Worthington cup final between Leicester and Tranmere.
>>67743272
Is Obama muslim?
>>67743215
Reminder three of the 96 were part of a peado gang (In liverpool, such surprise) but they never mention it because MUH HEROS FOR GETTING CRUSHED LIKE MINCE.
>>67743231
And now I can't immigrate to the UK because of the Muslims. Fucking hell, this hurts so much.
>>67743277
>Rooney still doesn't score
>short corners
philosophy in action.mp4
>>67743232
for who?
>>67743263
keep posting charli
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST
>>67743286
Throwing away your money like a good goy.
>short corners
stop this meme
>>67743270
I dont get it
>>67743273
>TV license
Explain
god I'd kill to have Jedinak's beard
>>67743273
>Tfw I had to retake the remote control module three times
>>67743290
unironic use of "Football is coming home"
>>67743273
How did you fail it ? I thought coursework contributes 60% of the final mark now
>>67743300
Dubs confirms
the fuck was that cross Rooney
